The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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(New Music Spoof Ad) 1. Puddle Of Mudd - She Hates Me 2. JayZ - Girls Girls Girls 3. Coral - Dreaming Of You 4. Shakedown - At Night 5. Sugababes - (New Single) NEWS 6. Pink - Just Like A Pill 7. Moby - Porcelain 8. Eve/Alicia Keys - Gangsta Lovin 9. Nickelback - Too Bad 10. Irv Gotti - Down 4 U 11. Oasis - Little By Little 12. IIO - Rapture 13. Craig David - Whats Your Flava 14. Kylie - Love At First Sight 15. Strokes - Someday NEWS 16. Jakatta/Seal - My Vision 17. No Doubt - Underneath It All 18. Manic Street Preachers - There By The Grace Of God 19. Lasgo - Alone 20. Oxide & Neutrino - Dem Girls NEWS 21. Liberty X - Got To Have Your Love 22. DB Boulevard - Point Of View 23. Datsuns - Im In Love 24. Christina Milian - When You Look At Me 25. Avril Lavigne - Complicated 26. Happy Mondays - Step On 27. Feeder - Come Back Around 28. Dirty Vegas - Days Go By

The tracks featured on the New Music Spoof Ad were in order
1. MC Miker `G` and Deejay Sven - Holiday Rap
2. Baltimora - Tarzan Boy
3. Billy Idol - Hot In The City
4. Ashford & Simpson - Solid (As A Rock)

Chris got many text messages and phone calls from friends before and after the show debuted last night, but with 3 exceptions. He berated Dave, Lizzie and Will for not phoning and texting him good luck or good show. I managed to get a copy of the show and I watched it today. Lets just say that when Chris appeared in interviews saying that he couldnt talk about what was in the show, well it seemed that he couldnt talk about it last night either because there was no content whatsoever. The thing about the radio show is that he can get away with mumbling and talking about nipples, etc but on TV he cant, televisual viewers and the type of viewer they are trying to attract have short attention spans and there was nothing here to stop them switching channels. Moyles can blame it on teething problems but if its the same tonight, people will soon tire of it very quickly. The sycophantic paralytic nurses in the studio didnt help it one bit, if there were any punchlines, it was drowned out by screeching. It would also benefit the show if it was shown at 8pm and recorded at 7pm for fear of the dreaded swear words or ditch the callers and make the show more interactive with emails instead.
Football talk again proceeded with Woking playing tonight on Sky against Yeovil. Dave said that he watched them a couple of weeks ago but switched over to Ground Force instead of watching the second half. Chris plugged Peter Kay again announcing extra dates to his Mum Wants A Bungalow Tour.
Dave was told of his big mistake in yesterdays Tedious Link. He said that the SAS motto was No Pain No Gain, when in fact it is Who Dares Wins. Chris got another talking Dalek from Steven Scott, from the company that made the one that Emma B gave him yesterday. On the blurb it said that Tom Baker and Katy Manning would be at a Doctor Who convention soon. All the team hadnt a clue who Manning was so they rang up Culshaw to find out who she was. Culshaw was in a lift when they rang him. Jon told Chris that Manning was the assistant to Jon Pertwee in 1971. Dave says he was never a Dr Who watcher.
Ally McCoist is 40 today as well as Cheryl Gascoigne who is 37. Chris said that he found her attractive and asked whether she was still married by Gazza. The answer Chris is NO bearing in mind it was all over the papers that she divorced him for beating her up. For once I can write one of those sentences without inserting the word Allegedly.
They talked about Man Utd match and they showed up how little they know as they talked about the aggregate score, when it is actually a group match so it doesnt count unless all the teams finish on the same points at the end of the group stage. They received an email after the link so they finally got it right. Lizzie will be going to Aqualung gig tonight and will review it tomorrow.

Daves Tedious Links
Guns N Roses Paradise City - A Taste Of Paradise is something associated with the Chocolate bar Bounty - Bounty rhymes with Mountie, which is a Canadian policeman - British policeman are also known as the old bill - old Bill Tarmey stars as Jack Duckworth in Coronation Street - Coronation Chicken is like a Mild Curry - Mark Curry used to present with Caron Keating on Blue Peter - Peter Reid is the manager of Sunderland - Sunderland begins with the letter S - Salford also begins with the letter S - Shaun Ryder is from Salford and was the lead singer of the Happy Mondays - Which links us to Happy Mondays and Step On from the Summer of 1990

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