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- Mon Oct 07, 2002 5:18 pm
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1. Pink - Just Like A Pill 2. Bomfunk MC's - Freestyler 3. David Gray - Dead In The Water 4. Foo Fighters - All My Life 5. Dirty Vegas - Days Go By NEWS 6. Foo Fighters - All My Life 7. Craig David - Whats Your Flava 8. Will Young - You And I 9. Ian Van Dahl - Reason 10. Big Brovas - Nu Flow 11. The Ones - Flawless 12. Manic Street Preachers - There By The Grace Of God 13. Badly Drawn Boy - You Were Right NEWS 14. Eve/Gwen Stefani - Let Me Blow Your Mind 15. Jakatta/Seal - My Vision 16. Toploader - Some Kind Of Wonderful in Live lounge 17. Tim Deluxe - It Just Wont Do 18. The Streets - Dont Mug Yourself NEWS 19. Avril Lavigne - Complicated 20. Groove Armada - Purple Haze 21. Nelly & Kelly - Dilemma 22. Toploader - Achilles Heel 23. Sum 41 - Fat Lip 24. Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You
Chris was knackered. Well wouldnt you be if you ran for 13.1 miles. I get tired after being in the car for 13 miles. Chris did it in 1 hour 57 minutes. He was interviewed right at the start by Sue Barker. He managed to beat Ray Stubbs. The preparations for the race didnt go well. Chris' girlfriends car was towed away and she had to go to the pound and pay £155 to get the car back. Chris and Jane kept putting off the train journey time until 5pm because of this. They hadnt ate so they quickly went to Burger King and Chris was approached by a fella who asked him for a loan of a pound. Chris refused and the person saw that he was getting change back for the order and he still said no. The fella walked away calling him a F***ing F***er and Chris walked over and confronted him and asked to say it to his face. Jane then launched a tirade against the beggar.
After the traumatic day, Jane and Chris had a few drinks and Chris retired to his hotel room where he stocked up on pasta and watched the Audley Harrison boxing match on the BBC. As Chris is now a Celebrity, there was a coach for him to join other celebs such as John Motson, Frank Bruno and people from Emmerdale. Chris, like the others, got a special runner with them. This person was supposed to follow Chris so he could say where Chris was in case they wanted to interview him. The reason why Chris wasnt interviewed during the race was that he and Jane sped ahead of Daniel and they lost him, possibly intentional. Chris spoke to Gordon Ramsey, who finished under an hour and a half, and said that he was a nice person and not like the way the media portray him as a bully.
Chris was however startled by the attitude by John Motson. Chris asked Stubbs if he knew the Leeds score and he was told by Motty The match hasnt bloody started yet and youre asking us the score. Motty also complained to the coach driver that he could have stayed in the VIP area for longer instead of waiting on the bus. Will had his SportTalk feature played at 3:45.
Chris first guests of the week were the band Toploader. Joe Sideshow Bob Washbourne and Danny joined Chris in the studio. They immediately went into promotion voices as they plugged their tour and played their new single. They said that the reason for the poor chart placing of Time of My Life was that it was too upbeat. Chris played the drum intro game again. This was when 10 drumrolls were played and they had to guess which one was theirs. Chris was offered tickets to see Will and Gareth but now Toploader have offered him tickets to come and see them so he has a dilemma. Which one. Hmm I wonder if he can choose neither.
Dave, Chris and Will try to do a 4 line rap against the Streets. Will mucks it up as usual because he tried to rhyme thing with done. Dave tried to pass off Toploader being in the Live Lounge at 5:30 but he was lying because they played Achilles the time they were on the Saturday show.
FA ALED - no phrase mentioned (the messageboarders will know what I mean)
Richard Park said the show on Friday was 15/100 - The standard was poor. Marli is 5/1 favourite to win. Lemar is proving to be patronising and the 31 year old Scunthorpe man is also patronising. Pippa isnt doing well and is crying a lot. The teachers have already decided their Grade A student was Marli. The 3 that havent made the grade will have to sing for survival on Friday night will be Nigel, Pippa and Bible Bashing Ashley. The person who got voted in on Friday was Sinead, an Irish girl ALED, not Scottish as you said.
The boss commended Aled in the corridor on his singing. Chris said he was patronising and taking the piss. Dave said that it was The Long and Wining Man.
Daves Tedious Link
Utah Saints Something Good - Saints is the nickname of Southampton Football Club - Southampton won 2-0 against Man City - We Built This City was a 1985 hit for Starship - The Starship Enterprise was the name of the spaceship in Star Trek - Star Trek starred William Shatner - He shares the same first name as William G Stewart - He presents 15 to 1 - 15+1 is 16 - 16 is the age you can legally ride a moped up to 50cc - 50cc - 40cc = 10cc - 10cc was a band that featured Godley and Creme - Creme Eggs are made of Chocolate - Chocolate is a good source of energy - Energy is what you need to complete a long run - If you complete a long run you may end up getting a sports injury such as Athletes foot or even an Achilles Heel - Which links us to the Godawful Toploader and Achilles Heel recorded in the Live Lounge
MY NIGHT OF PASSION WITH ALL SAINT NICOLE BY TOBY ANSTIS
Chris - Jesus, Have you seen todays Bizarre about Toby Anstis.
Dave - Yeah, you know Toby didnt want to tell anyone and to keep it secret so he went and told Dominic Mohan.
Chris - Well Mohan reports that they met up in 1997 and Toby could be the father of her aborted child. It says that he hooked up with her whilst she was with Robbie Williams. This revelation could further cast doubts of who fathered the unborn child. Urggh it gets really messy. So there you go, Pals of Toby said they were stunned to think he may have been the dad.
Dave - Were stunned too, Id sooner believe it was Andy Crane.
Chris - Nicole Baby Couldve Been Mine Says Dale Winton. Hang on a second, the girls were promoting their first number 1 single Never Ever and sources on the set said the pair hit it off immediately. A close pal of Toby, who now hosts TV Scrabble on Challenge TV, a cable channel, told Mohan They just clicked, they were very flirty towards each other and Nicole was very forward. She suggested they meet up sometime. Perhaps she was just being nice. Shes plugging a record, she wants him to say nice things about the record. I can understand that.
Dave - Even people can get flirty with you when they have a record to plug.
Chris - Exactly, even Women sometimes. She suggested they meet up sometime and that they were having a party and asked whether he would like to come. Well shes having a party, she will invite many people to come. Toby said He would love to. He met up with her with a group of friends at the Met Bar in London. Everyone was having a great time and at the end of the night Nicole and Toby went back to his house in West Kensington. They spent the night together. Toby said afterwards what a great body Nicole had and how good she was in bed.
Dave - But its very personal, he doesnt want to go into any details.
Chris - The drunken romp turned out to be a one night stand and the unlikely pair didnt see each other again till the Brit Awards the following year. Wow, I really hope thats not true because he can sleep with a beautiful woman like that and I cant there is something going wrong. You know what im saying. Toby Anstis who talks in a camp lisp OOh shut that door. Seriously he makes Graham Norton look like Chuck Norris. Good lord, Liam Gallagher, his knuckles will be black and blue by the time hes finished with all these people.
Dave - That would be a good fight though, Liam against Toby in the ring, so to speak
Chris - Thats a shocker. Its personal so we should just leave it plus any talk of Toby Anstis having sex with any women, makes me sick just thinking about it.
Chris was knackered. Well wouldnt you be if you ran for 13.1 miles. I get tired after being in the car for 13 miles. Chris did it in 1 hour 57 minutes. He was interviewed right at the start by Sue Barker. He managed to beat Ray Stubbs. The preparations for the race didnt go well. Chris' girlfriends car was towed away and she had to go to the pound and pay £155 to get the car back. Chris and Jane kept putting off the train journey time until 5pm because of this. They hadnt ate so they quickly went to Burger King and Chris was approached by a fella who asked him for a loan of a pound. Chris refused and the person saw that he was getting change back for the order and he still said no. The fella walked away calling him a F***ing F***er and Chris walked over and confronted him and asked to say it to his face. Jane then launched a tirade against the beggar.
After the traumatic day, Jane and Chris had a few drinks and Chris retired to his hotel room where he stocked up on pasta and watched the Audley Harrison boxing match on the BBC. As Chris is now a Celebrity, there was a coach for him to join other celebs such as John Motson, Frank Bruno and people from Emmerdale. Chris, like the others, got a special runner with them. This person was supposed to follow Chris so he could say where Chris was in case they wanted to interview him. The reason why Chris wasnt interviewed during the race was that he and Jane sped ahead of Daniel and they lost him, possibly intentional. Chris spoke to Gordon Ramsey, who finished under an hour and a half, and said that he was a nice person and not like the way the media portray him as a bully.
Chris was however startled by the attitude by John Motson. Chris asked Stubbs if he knew the Leeds score and he was told by Motty The match hasnt bloody started yet and youre asking us the score. Motty also complained to the coach driver that he could have stayed in the VIP area for longer instead of waiting on the bus. Will had his SportTalk feature played at 3:45.
Chris first guests of the week were the band Toploader. Joe Sideshow Bob Washbourne and Danny joined Chris in the studio. They immediately went into promotion voices as they plugged their tour and played their new single. They said that the reason for the poor chart placing of Time of My Life was that it was too upbeat. Chris played the drum intro game again. This was when 10 drumrolls were played and they had to guess which one was theirs. Chris was offered tickets to see Will and Gareth but now Toploader have offered him tickets to come and see them so he has a dilemma. Which one. Hmm I wonder if he can choose neither.
Dave, Chris and Will try to do a 4 line rap against the Streets. Will mucks it up as usual because he tried to rhyme thing with done. Dave tried to pass off Toploader being in the Live Lounge at 5:30 but he was lying because they played Achilles the time they were on the Saturday show.
FA ALED - no phrase mentioned (the messageboarders will know what I mean)
Richard Park said the show on Friday was 15/100 - The standard was poor. Marli is 5/1 favourite to win. Lemar is proving to be patronising and the 31 year old Scunthorpe man is also patronising. Pippa isnt doing well and is crying a lot. The teachers have already decided their Grade A student was Marli. The 3 that havent made the grade will have to sing for survival on Friday night will be Nigel, Pippa and Bible Bashing Ashley. The person who got voted in on Friday was Sinead, an Irish girl ALED, not Scottish as you said.
The boss commended Aled in the corridor on his singing. Chris said he was patronising and taking the piss. Dave said that it was The Long and Wining Man.
Daves Tedious Link
Utah Saints Something Good - Saints is the nickname of Southampton Football Club - Southampton won 2-0 against Man City - We Built This City was a 1985 hit for Starship - The Starship Enterprise was the name of the spaceship in Star Trek - Star Trek starred William Shatner - He shares the same first name as William G Stewart - He presents 15 to 1 - 15+1 is 16 - 16 is the age you can legally ride a moped up to 50cc - 50cc - 40cc = 10cc - 10cc was a band that featured Godley and Creme - Creme Eggs are made of Chocolate - Chocolate is a good source of energy - Energy is what you need to complete a long run - If you complete a long run you may end up getting a sports injury such as Athletes foot or even an Achilles Heel - Which links us to the Godawful Toploader and Achilles Heel recorded in the Live Lounge
MY NIGHT OF PASSION WITH ALL SAINT NICOLE BY TOBY ANSTIS
Chris - Jesus, Have you seen todays Bizarre about Toby Anstis.
Dave - Yeah, you know Toby didnt want to tell anyone and to keep it secret so he went and told Dominic Mohan.
Chris - Well Mohan reports that they met up in 1997 and Toby could be the father of her aborted child. It says that he hooked up with her whilst she was with Robbie Williams. This revelation could further cast doubts of who fathered the unborn child. Urggh it gets really messy. So there you go, Pals of Toby said they were stunned to think he may have been the dad.
Dave - Were stunned too, Id sooner believe it was Andy Crane.
Chris - Nicole Baby Couldve Been Mine Says Dale Winton. Hang on a second, the girls were promoting their first number 1 single Never Ever and sources on the set said the pair hit it off immediately. A close pal of Toby, who now hosts TV Scrabble on Challenge TV, a cable channel, told Mohan They just clicked, they were very flirty towards each other and Nicole was very forward. She suggested they meet up sometime. Perhaps she was just being nice. Shes plugging a record, she wants him to say nice things about the record. I can understand that.
Dave - Even people can get flirty with you when they have a record to plug.
Chris - Exactly, even Women sometimes. She suggested they meet up sometime and that they were having a party and asked whether he would like to come. Well shes having a party, she will invite many people to come. Toby said He would love to. He met up with her with a group of friends at the Met Bar in London. Everyone was having a great time and at the end of the night Nicole and Toby went back to his house in West Kensington. They spent the night together. Toby said afterwards what a great body Nicole had and how good she was in bed.
Dave - But its very personal, he doesnt want to go into any details.
Chris - The drunken romp turned out to be a one night stand and the unlikely pair didnt see each other again till the Brit Awards the following year. Wow, I really hope thats not true because he can sleep with a beautiful woman like that and I cant there is something going wrong. You know what im saying. Toby Anstis who talks in a camp lisp OOh shut that door. Seriously he makes Graham Norton look like Chuck Norris. Good lord, Liam Gallagher, his knuckles will be black and blue by the time hes finished with all these people.
Dave - That would be a good fight though, Liam against Toby in the ring, so to speak
Chris - Thats a shocker. Its personal so we should just leave it plus any talk of Toby Anstis having sex with any women, makes me sick just thinking about it.
