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- Thu Jan 16, 2003 6:19 pm
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The team were talking about the article in today’s Sun about a builder who cut off his head with a DIY guillotine. Dave thought it was funny how the picture was illustrated with a computer generated scene of how the incident must have looked, just in case you couldn’t picture it yourself. An email came in to say that there was a saw and hammer in the bottom right hand corner of the picture to illustrate the fact that he built the guillotine himself. They then
went on to talk about the weirdest suicide article below that story. One man decapitated himself with his seatbelt after driving into a cliff face at 50 mph. Chris thought it was funny how the man had planned to decapitate himself when normally driving at a cliff face at 50mph would kill you anyway.
In newsbeat was a story about the most expensive burger in the world.It featured an interview with the creator of the burger who said “We don’t use ketchup. We use special home made ketchup with added horse radish sauce.” Chris thought the man’s contradiction by saying that he didn’t use ketchup, then saying he did use ketchup was hilarious. Chris then challenged Tim the newsbeat editor to try and edit the clip so that the man said “We don’t use ketchup, we use horse!” After about 30 seconds of panning, he managed it!
When Chris was on holiday he ate dolphin. He said he doesn’t really care what animal he eats, from cow to kitten. At the beach resort there was a guy with his son. This son was about mid twenties and had the hairiest back Chris had ever seen.
Chris has got builders working in his flat at the minute. One of them is a Scouser and had never heard Chris’s show before this week. When Chris asked if he was enjoying the show he said “Well, its funny because I don’t normally like a load of babble and waffle on the radio but you’re actually alright.”
Will had an amazing fact from a teacher on the train. She was telling her pupils where the word Posh comes from. Apparantly years ago people travelled to India and the Far East via luxury liners. The 1st class would always travel in the shade, which means going out they would travel on the port side and coming home they would travel on the starboard side. So Posh stands for Port Out Starboard Home.
Chris went live to Jonny Saunders in 5live to talk about the transfer of Robbie Fowler. Chris was overjoyed that Fowler has decided to stick at Elland Road. Chris said that Norman Cook had offered Jonny free tickets to a Brighton match of his choice. Jonny wanted to go on March 29th to see their derby with Crystal Palace. He cant go earlier because he has to go to the Cricket World Cup. The team are going to go along with Jonny but Will said that if he found the first half boring he would go away and go to a shopping centre.
Chris is going on Saturday to Leeds to watch them play against West Brom. Baggies Fan Jamesie wanted to go with him, but it meant that he would have to sit with the Leeds fans. Chris last match he saw was the match against Everton. They lost.
Chris found the Aaliyah song incredibly dull. So dull he felt rigor mortis setting through. Not the best thing to say for a singer who died recently in a plane crash.
Dave had a quiz called Newsfeet which was part of their Interactive part of their site. Dave pictured 5 News reporters feet and you had to guess whose feet they were. Chris had an idea called News Seat, where you had to guess who sat on said pictured chair. Chris ballsed up when he said what the tedious link was before the 5 news.
Tomorrow is the Charlotte Church Day. Check here after 6 for the TRANSCRIPT.
Daves Tedious Link
Verve rhymes with Merv as in the cricketer Legend Merv Hughes - Legend was an album by Bob Marley - Bob Marley has the same forename as Bob Holness - Bob Holness presented Blockbusters - Blockbuster was a number 1 in the 70's for Sweet - Sweet is the opposite of sour - Sour rhymes with Flower, shower and tower - The Eiffel Tower is in Paris - Paris is the capital of France - France is the largest French speaking region of mainland Europe - Europe is a continent - Continent should not be confused with Consonant which is a countdown term for any letter which isnt a vowel - Val Kilmer played Jim Morrison in the Doors - Door rhymes with War and if a major war were to break out in the 21st Century it would surely be The End of The World As We Know It - Which links us to REM and Its The End Of The World As We Know It.
The team were talking about the article in today’s Sun about a builder who cut off his head with a DIY guillotine. Dave thought it was funny how the picture was illustrated with a computer generated scene of how the incident must have looked, just in case you couldn’t picture it yourself. An email came in to say that there was a saw and hammer in the bottom right hand corner of the picture to illustrate the fact that he built the guillotine himself. They then
went on to talk about the weirdest suicide article below that story. One man decapitated himself with his seatbelt after driving into a cliff face at 50 mph. Chris thought it was funny how the man had planned to decapitate himself when normally driving at a cliff face at 50mph would kill you anyway.
In newsbeat was a story about the most expensive burger in the world.It featured an interview with the creator of the burger who said “We don’t use ketchup. We use special home made ketchup with added horse radish sauce.” Chris thought the man’s contradiction by saying that he didn’t use ketchup, then saying he did use ketchup was hilarious. Chris then challenged Tim the newsbeat editor to try and edit the clip so that the man said “We don’t use ketchup, we use horse!” After about 30 seconds of panning, he managed it!
When Chris was on holiday he ate dolphin. He said he doesn’t really care what animal he eats, from cow to kitten. At the beach resort there was a guy with his son. This son was about mid twenties and had the hairiest back Chris had ever seen.
Chris has got builders working in his flat at the minute. One of them is a Scouser and had never heard Chris’s show before this week. When Chris asked if he was enjoying the show he said “Well, its funny because I don’t normally like a load of babble and waffle on the radio but you’re actually alright.”
Will had an amazing fact from a teacher on the train. She was telling her pupils where the word Posh comes from. Apparantly years ago people travelled to India and the Far East via luxury liners. The 1st class would always travel in the shade, which means going out they would travel on the port side and coming home they would travel on the starboard side. So Posh stands for Port Out Starboard Home.
Chris went live to Jonny Saunders in 5live to talk about the transfer of Robbie Fowler. Chris was overjoyed that Fowler has decided to stick at Elland Road. Chris said that Norman Cook had offered Jonny free tickets to a Brighton match of his choice. Jonny wanted to go on March 29th to see their derby with Crystal Palace. He cant go earlier because he has to go to the Cricket World Cup. The team are going to go along with Jonny but Will said that if he found the first half boring he would go away and go to a shopping centre.
Chris is going on Saturday to Leeds to watch them play against West Brom. Baggies Fan Jamesie wanted to go with him, but it meant that he would have to sit with the Leeds fans. Chris last match he saw was the match against Everton. They lost.
Chris found the Aaliyah song incredibly dull. So dull he felt rigor mortis setting through. Not the best thing to say for a singer who died recently in a plane crash.
Dave had a quiz called Newsfeet which was part of their Interactive part of their site. Dave pictured 5 News reporters feet and you had to guess whose feet they were. Chris had an idea called News Seat, where you had to guess who sat on said pictured chair. Chris ballsed up when he said what the tedious link was before the 5 news.
Tomorrow is the Charlotte Church Day. Check here after 6 for the TRANSCRIPT.
Daves Tedious Link
Verve rhymes with Merv as in the cricketer Legend Merv Hughes - Legend was an album by Bob Marley - Bob Marley has the same forename as Bob Holness - Bob Holness presented Blockbusters - Blockbuster was a number 1 in the 70's for Sweet - Sweet is the opposite of sour - Sour rhymes with Flower, shower and tower - The Eiffel Tower is in Paris - Paris is the capital of France - France is the largest French speaking region of mainland Europe - Europe is a continent - Continent should not be confused with Consonant which is a countdown term for any letter which isnt a vowel - Val Kilmer played Jim Morrison in the Doors - Door rhymes with War and if a major war were to break out in the 21st Century it would surely be The End of The World As We Know It - Which links us to REM and Its The End Of The World As We Know It.
