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- Fri Jan 24, 2003 6:41 pm
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1. Jaimeson-True, 2. Wu Tang Clan–Gravel Pit, 3. Oasis-Songbird, 4 Avril Lavigne–Sk8er Boi, 5. Panjabi MC–Mundian To Bach Ke, NEWS, 6 Feeder–Just The Way I’m Feeling, 7. Missy Elliot–Get Your Freak On, 8 Beenie Man–Street Life, 9. Pink–Just Like A Pill, 10. Good Charlotte-Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous 11. D12–Purple Hills, 12. Hell is for Heroes–You Drove Me To It 13. Kelly Osbourne–Shut Up, NEWS, 14. Shakedown-At Night, 15. JayZ & Beyonce-Bonnie & Clyde, 16. Mint Royale-Blue Song, 17. Lasgo-Something, 18. Busta Rhymes-Make It Clap, NEWS, 19. Jurgen Vries-Brave New World, 20. Madonna-Music, 21. Lemon Jelly-Nice Weather For Ducks, 22. Miss Dynamite-Dynamighty, 23. Divine Inspiration-The Way, 24. Urban Cookie Collective-The Key, The Secret, 25.
Chris has still got the builders working in his bed-sit. Will said he should move out while the builders are there, so Chris said he could stay with Dave. Dave wasn’t too keen because even though he has got the facilities for guests, Chris would have to stay in his office. Will said he could happily stay with him, but Chris was put off because Will seemed too keen. Will said that he just liked the idea of a celebrity staying at his house.
Chris was talking about the story in the paper about Liam and Nicole rearranging their wedding because they’re too busy. Chris asked Dave if he would rearrange his wedding because Radio 1 wanted him to go and work in Hawaii and Dave said he would, but he wouldn’t rearrange it for Celebrity Bargain Hunt. Will asked if he would rearrange it for an Everton match and Dave said it was borderline.
Jon Culshaw made a guest appearance doing an Ozzy impression. ‘Ozzy’ tells Chris to go easy on Kelly because she’s not feeling very well. Chris thinks him and Kelly will get on well, but ‘Ozzy’ gives it 5 minutes!
Chris has got one of the ‘Osbourne’ dolls, Ozzy said it looks like the Churchill insurance nodding dog, and does an ‘Oh
yes!’ impression of the dog which makes Chris have hysterics!
Kelly has a stomach infection. When she’s tired she’s a bad patient but most of the time she’s all right to look after. Because she was sick and came in anyway the team brought her a present – smelly girly stuff so she can have a relaxing bath when she gets back to wherever she’s stopping. Kelly seemed genuinely touched by this. She misses the UK a lot but think its too much hassle to move back. In her life she’s lived in about 30 houses!
It’s been two weeks since Kelly washed her hair – she can’t be arsed. Chris asked why she doesn’t get someone to wash her hair for her but she hates people she doesn’t know touching her. Her sister once took her to a spa and she hated all the massaging and stuff.
Chris said watching the second series of the Osbournes in New York it was blatently obvious that Jack is jealous of Kellys career. Kelly says not really, she doesn’t think he’d like to be a singer. She loves performing and music. It’s all her own input but her dad tries to help and gives her advice. She vary rarely listens to him which she admits probably isn’t a good idea as he knows what he’s talking about.
Chris admits to being a mummy’s boy, she still runs his life at the age of 28. Kelly says one of the best interviews she’s ever done on the radio was with Sara Cox. Chris: “Thanks very much! What about me?” Kelly: “Someone’s got a big ego!” Chris (laughing): “Well, no, you’re not very well, I’m doing really well here. This is the best interview you’ve done when you’ve had the flu though?” Kelly: “Yeah, alright.”
There will be a third series of the Osbournes and then Kelly refuses to do anymore, she says people will get sick of them if they do any more. Chris: “So what do you want to do next?” Kelly: “Go to bed!” Chris: “Well that’s very nice of you but I have a girlfriend.” Kelly thinks her boyfriend is in concert tonight. Chris says that surely she ought to know what he’s up to? Kelly: “No, why? If he worked in a fish and chip shop I wouldn’t sit and watch him all day!” . She goes home at the end of the month but will be back in the middle of Feb. Chris invited her to his birthday show and she said she’d come, without the flu this time. I doubt she will though, she didn't sound to enthusastic.
Dave has invited Chappers and his wife around his house for dinner. She is heavily pregnant. The team are stuck for something to say because Kelly Osbourne left too early
Daves Tedious Link
Blur Parklife - A blur is what you get when you prescribed the wrong type of spectacles - Spectacles sounds a bit like tentacles which is what jellyfish use to sting you - Sting was the lead singer of the Police - Another word for the police is the fuzz - Fuzzbox had a top 20 hit in 1989 with Pink Sunshine - Sunshine on a rainy day was a big hit for Zoe in 1991 - Zoes surname was Pollock - Pollock ryhmes with Bollock which is part of English slang - Auld Lang Syne is what people sing to bring in the New Year - New Year is called Hogmaney in Scotland - Scotland is the largest producer of Shortbread - Shortbread is part of the Biscuit Family - In America biscuits are called Cookies - And I suppose if you had a lot of Cookie producing people in an urban area it would be known as an Urban Cookie Collective - Which links us to Urban Cookie Collective with The Key The Secret
Chris has still got the builders working in his bed-sit. Will said he should move out while the builders are there, so Chris said he could stay with Dave. Dave wasn’t too keen because even though he has got the facilities for guests, Chris would have to stay in his office. Will said he could happily stay with him, but Chris was put off because Will seemed too keen. Will said that he just liked the idea of a celebrity staying at his house.
Chris was talking about the story in the paper about Liam and Nicole rearranging their wedding because they’re too busy. Chris asked Dave if he would rearrange his wedding because Radio 1 wanted him to go and work in Hawaii and Dave said he would, but he wouldn’t rearrange it for Celebrity Bargain Hunt. Will asked if he would rearrange it for an Everton match and Dave said it was borderline.
Jon Culshaw made a guest appearance doing an Ozzy impression. ‘Ozzy’ tells Chris to go easy on Kelly because she’s not feeling very well. Chris thinks him and Kelly will get on well, but ‘Ozzy’ gives it 5 minutes!
Chris has got one of the ‘Osbourne’ dolls, Ozzy said it looks like the Churchill insurance nodding dog, and does an ‘Oh
yes!’ impression of the dog which makes Chris have hysterics!
Kelly has a stomach infection. When she’s tired she’s a bad patient but most of the time she’s all right to look after. Because she was sick and came in anyway the team brought her a present – smelly girly stuff so she can have a relaxing bath when she gets back to wherever she’s stopping. Kelly seemed genuinely touched by this. She misses the UK a lot but think its too much hassle to move back. In her life she’s lived in about 30 houses!
It’s been two weeks since Kelly washed her hair – she can’t be arsed. Chris asked why she doesn’t get someone to wash her hair for her but she hates people she doesn’t know touching her. Her sister once took her to a spa and she hated all the massaging and stuff.
Chris said watching the second series of the Osbournes in New York it was blatently obvious that Jack is jealous of Kellys career. Kelly says not really, she doesn’t think he’d like to be a singer. She loves performing and music. It’s all her own input but her dad tries to help and gives her advice. She vary rarely listens to him which she admits probably isn’t a good idea as he knows what he’s talking about.
Chris admits to being a mummy’s boy, she still runs his life at the age of 28. Kelly says one of the best interviews she’s ever done on the radio was with Sara Cox. Chris: “Thanks very much! What about me?” Kelly: “Someone’s got a big ego!” Chris (laughing): “Well, no, you’re not very well, I’m doing really well here. This is the best interview you’ve done when you’ve had the flu though?” Kelly: “Yeah, alright.”
There will be a third series of the Osbournes and then Kelly refuses to do anymore, she says people will get sick of them if they do any more. Chris: “So what do you want to do next?” Kelly: “Go to bed!” Chris: “Well that’s very nice of you but I have a girlfriend.” Kelly thinks her boyfriend is in concert tonight. Chris says that surely she ought to know what he’s up to? Kelly: “No, why? If he worked in a fish and chip shop I wouldn’t sit and watch him all day!” . She goes home at the end of the month but will be back in the middle of Feb. Chris invited her to his birthday show and she said she’d come, without the flu this time. I doubt she will though, she didn't sound to enthusastic.
Dave has invited Chappers and his wife around his house for dinner. She is heavily pregnant. The team are stuck for something to say because Kelly Osbourne left too early
Daves Tedious Link
Blur Parklife - A blur is what you get when you prescribed the wrong type of spectacles - Spectacles sounds a bit like tentacles which is what jellyfish use to sting you - Sting was the lead singer of the Police - Another word for the police is the fuzz - Fuzzbox had a top 20 hit in 1989 with Pink Sunshine - Sunshine on a rainy day was a big hit for Zoe in 1991 - Zoes surname was Pollock - Pollock ryhmes with Bollock which is part of English slang - Auld Lang Syne is what people sing to bring in the New Year - New Year is called Hogmaney in Scotland - Scotland is the largest producer of Shortbread - Shortbread is part of the Biscuit Family - In America biscuits are called Cookies - And I suppose if you had a lot of Cookie producing people in an urban area it would be known as an Urban Cookie Collective - Which links us to Urban Cookie Collective with The Key The Secret
