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- Tue Feb 11, 2003 6:38 pm
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Lisa Faulkner, officially the sexiest woman in the world... according to me was in to promote her new show Burn It which is shown on BBC THREE tonight at 10pm. She put makeup on for Chris as last time he moaned at her for not wearing any. She thought Dave looked gorgeous but didn’t compliment Chris which annoyed him. Chris doesn’t think her show is that good which has upset Lisa as she thought he would like it.
Mel B also stars in this show, im told that you get a full frontal view of her cleavage before even seeing her face. Her friend Nichola Stephenson was with her and she kept talking in the background.
Chris saw her in a screening of a film where she had sexual intercourse in. What was the film? Her dad was also at it and she felt slightly embarrassed.
Lisas lovelife is non existent but one feels it wont be long before shes with someone. Chris became Dr Love and she got turned orally (well not physically, shes not blind) and wanted him to make her answerphone message in that voice. Lisa and her 2 mates who seem to travel with her since they met on Holby City, Nicola and Angela Griffin, have set up a production company. Its called Babyvoice. The name is because all of them hate it when people talk in babytalk to each other. Its Lisas birthday on the 17th February, shes either 30 or 31. She recently split from Jonny Lee Miller after he went back to bunny boiler and his ex wife Angelina Jolie. Hes not right in the head that eejit.
All this tabloid talk would mean lots of fake money to you if you played Celebdaq. Notice that link, fantastic, I thought of that on my own accord. Celebdaq is a game on the Internet which is like the stockmarket only your investing your money on celebrities rather than businesses. The money is purely superficial, its just for fun. Im not sure if there are cash prizes. Celebdaq's success means it was almost inevitable that a transition to TV would come and it has in the shape of Celebdaq on BBC3. Starting on February 14th for all those people with no lover (me), it is hosted by Patrick O'Connell. He joined Chris after 5 on the phone to talk about it. Chris went in last week and bought some shares in Gareth Gates, Michael Jackson, Liam Gallagher, Justin Timberlake, Dom Joly, Ms Dynamite and Davina McCall. Patrick said that the big movers were Nicole Kidman and Catherine Zeta Jones. Chris is in at £3.03, sandwiched between Mel B and Mariah Carey. There was a nice phrase called Pump Or Dump which happened when a lot of people pumped money into Patsy then dumped her so they got profits and any unsuspecting people will lose out.
NEWSBEAT WORD - FLANEL
Daves Tedious Link
Reef Place Your Hands - Reef is a marine environment - A plaice is a type of fish - Fish fingers - Fish Bones - Bone Idle - Billy Idol - Idle Hands make less work - Work, what is it good for, absolutely nothing (its War, Dave) - Nothing Compares 2 U was a hit for Sinead O Connor in 1990 - Sinead O Connor shares her surname with Tom O Connor - Tom O Connor is a comedian - Comedian kind of rhymes with Chameleon - A Chameleon changes colour as do Traffic Lights - Colorblind people see traffic lights as being top, middle or bottom - The bottom is the part of the body most mormally associated with an Enema - Enema sounds like Enemy - Which links us to Public Enemy and Fight The Power
Lisa Faulkner, officially the sexiest woman in the world... according to me was in to promote her new show Burn It which is shown on BBC THREE tonight at 10pm. She put makeup on for Chris as last time he moaned at her for not wearing any. She thought Dave looked gorgeous but didn’t compliment Chris which annoyed him. Chris doesn’t think her show is that good which has upset Lisa as she thought he would like it.
Mel B also stars in this show, im told that you get a full frontal view of her cleavage before even seeing her face. Her friend Nichola Stephenson was with her and she kept talking in the background.
Chris saw her in a screening of a film where she had sexual intercourse in. What was the film? Her dad was also at it and she felt slightly embarrassed.
Lisas lovelife is non existent but one feels it wont be long before shes with someone. Chris became Dr Love and she got turned orally (well not physically, shes not blind) and wanted him to make her answerphone message in that voice. Lisa and her 2 mates who seem to travel with her since they met on Holby City, Nicola and Angela Griffin, have set up a production company. Its called Babyvoice. The name is because all of them hate it when people talk in babytalk to each other. Its Lisas birthday on the 17th February, shes either 30 or 31. She recently split from Jonny Lee Miller after he went back to bunny boiler and his ex wife Angelina Jolie. Hes not right in the head that eejit.
All this tabloid talk would mean lots of fake money to you if you played Celebdaq. Notice that link, fantastic, I thought of that on my own accord. Celebdaq is a game on the Internet which is like the stockmarket only your investing your money on celebrities rather than businesses. The money is purely superficial, its just for fun. Im not sure if there are cash prizes. Celebdaq's success means it was almost inevitable that a transition to TV would come and it has in the shape of Celebdaq on BBC3. Starting on February 14th for all those people with no lover (me), it is hosted by Patrick O'Connell. He joined Chris after 5 on the phone to talk about it. Chris went in last week and bought some shares in Gareth Gates, Michael Jackson, Liam Gallagher, Justin Timberlake, Dom Joly, Ms Dynamite and Davina McCall. Patrick said that the big movers were Nicole Kidman and Catherine Zeta Jones. Chris is in at £3.03, sandwiched between Mel B and Mariah Carey. There was a nice phrase called Pump Or Dump which happened when a lot of people pumped money into Patsy then dumped her so they got profits and any unsuspecting people will lose out.
NEWSBEAT WORD - FLANEL
Daves Tedious Link
Reef Place Your Hands - Reef is a marine environment - A plaice is a type of fish - Fish fingers - Fish Bones - Bone Idle - Billy Idol - Idle Hands make less work - Work, what is it good for, absolutely nothing (its War, Dave) - Nothing Compares 2 U was a hit for Sinead O Connor in 1990 - Sinead O Connor shares her surname with Tom O Connor - Tom O Connor is a comedian - Comedian kind of rhymes with Chameleon - A Chameleon changes colour as do Traffic Lights - Colorblind people see traffic lights as being top, middle or bottom - The bottom is the part of the body most mormally associated with an Enema - Enema sounds like Enemy - Which links us to Public Enemy and Fight The Power
