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- Fri Feb 21, 2003 6:57 pm
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Jon Culshaw, Sarah and Lizzie http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles ... 20x300.jpg
Will, Dave and Birthday Boy Chris
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles/news/images/birthday03/nine420x300.jpg
Chris read a mystery parchment from Emma B in his Studio along with Melinda.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles/news/images/birthday03/five420x300.jpg
Dave, Will and Aled were mysteriously absent. He read aloud the riddle which basically was telling him that they were in a bar and they told him to come along. Emma B told him a motorcycle was outside to take him to the public house. Nemone then joined to say that we had to wait 10 minutes before Chris would be on the air.
Eminem - Sing For The Moment
Supermen Lovers - Starlight
In the public house, Will introduced Computer Mark, Kevin from the Pub and the Queen, otherwise known as Chris' mother, Vera Moyles and at the end the birthday boy himself Christopher Moyles. Andy Parfitt and his girlfriend also joined him.
Moyles said that he always joked that Will and Dave couldnt organise a piss up in a brewery and that was their answer.
Mel C - Here It Comes Again
Chris asked if Nemone and Emma B got paid for their 10 minutes work. Chris called his mum a poor liar. His girlfriend Sophie was there and he called her fit. Chris said that he came into the studio at 2:58 and Emma B was sat on his chair looking stern with Melinda reading the Times. Wills girlfriend is still away in South Africa. Will said that they had collected some messages from people all over the world. Chris said that he wasnt at the Brits, Scott Mills didnt turn up for his show at 4am but turned up for the Birthday booze up. Chris dad couldnt be bothered coming down. A lot of his cousins were there who he jokingly said he hated.
LL Cool J - Paradise
FAMOUS PEOPLE MONTAGE (well the team doing impressions
Aled did a bad Tom Jones. Will did Moby. Dave and the rest did a convincing Blue, Aled did Kelly from the Stereophonics just like Tom Jones, Dave did a bad Northern Ireland accent as Ash. Will did Mark Little and Steve Irwin, who ironically is 41 on the same day as Chris.
Massive Attack - Special Cases
NEWS
Coldplay - Clocks
Divine Inspiration - The Way
Scott Mills was still suffering from a bad hangover. Chris had his Leeds Utd CD with him for a good singalong.
Jingle Justin did impressions of Barry McGuigan, Jim Corr, Bob Geldof, Daniel O Donnell, Bono, Billy Connolly and David O' Leary on the phone.
Big Brovas - OK
Jingle Justin got him a bell in the shape of a breast. Chris talked about the Brits. He said it was very Americanized. He thought it was funny that the highlight of the BRITS was an Australian and an American doing a duet. Will Young joined them on the phone. Chris had a bone to pick with him because he didnt thank him or the Radio 1 fans. He said he didnt know it was the first award and that he thought he didnt have a hope in hell. Will Young had a present for him but it was a surprise. Will said his award was on the mantelpiece and he hadnt polished it yet. Chris found Kylies singing hilarious.
Oakenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise
Cam'ron - Hey Ma
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Cant Stop (skipped - Chris said ignore it)
Misteeq sent Chris a message. Chris said they talked like Peggy Mitchell. Jingle Justin sent more stuff in and Chris seriously edited down. Then Moylesworlds moment. I was not part of this so... well... you know I couldnt be arsed.
As far as parodies go, it was rubbish he said. Thongbird was done by Staticfish. The card was also given to him saying Old Git. It was the thought that counts. Chris got Will to say the website address because he didnt know it.
Justin Timberlake - Cry Me a River
Jon Culshaw joined the show doing Ozzy Osbourne. Chris apologised for the show as he said that the birthday shows are usually the worst.
Kelly Rowland - Stole
Turin Breaks - Painkiller
NEWS
Jaimeson - True
Jakatta - American Dream
A Guess Who Caller - It was Davina McCall trying to put on a Sonia accent. The phone was very crackly. Davina went to bed at 11:30pm. She said that it was a little bit sober. He said that the old farts in suits were in force there. She said her highlight was Coldplay. Chris was disappointed that George Michael didnt show up. She called Ms Dynamite Naomi, her real name. She thought Justin Timberlake was sexy, she said it was the way he dances. Chris opened his birthday card and the sounds was down in one, down in one
Queen & Vanguard - Flash - Out 10th March 2003
Secret Guest was Oh Dominic as Chris gasped. It was Leeds skipper Dominic Matteo. Chris said that Dominic keeps texting him saying hes old even though Chris is 6 weeks older than him. Dominic asked him to watch in the gantry with him. Chris also got a goodie bag from Leeds Utd PLC. It included a Dominic Matteo signed 21 shirt.
Missy Elliott - Work It
NEWS
MOP - Cold As Ice
Royksópp - Eple
The Appleton sisters joined Chris after 5. Nicole had a late night for the Oasis tour end party. Natalie stayed in and didnt go to the Brits. Nicole said I Love You Liam because they had a row this morning over a petty little thing. Godzilla, the chiauaua, also joined them. They were very cagey about the split in All Saints. They said they row all the time. Nicole wasnt that big a fan of Oasis beforehand. Nicole said she expected Liam to come to her concerts.
Chris claimed that Nicole would like to sing a parody with them at a club. She seemed not to recall this conversation, methinks she was on the pop. The album got 4* from Q. The same Q that gave Heathen Chemistry 2*, read into that what you will. Liam Gallagher put Happy 40th on Nicoles card.
Appleton - Everything Eventually (Taken from their album Everything Is Eventual)
DJ Sammy - Heaven
Daves Tedious Link
Pulp is the middle part of a citrus fruit - Fruit is a staple diet of Fruit Bats - Fruit Bats hang out in caves as do Potholers - Potholers bear no relation to pot smokers who hang out in Amsterdam - Amsterdam has lots of canals as does Manchester - Manchester is home to Oasis - Open Pour Be Yourself Once More - More than a Woman was a hit a Tavares - Tavares is nearly an anagram of Travis - The bass player of Travis is called Dougie Payne - Dougie Payne shares his first name with Dougie Howser MD - Dougie Howser worked in a hospital - Hospitals use lots of linen - If you take the E out of linen you get Linn as in Vera Lynn who was the forces sweetheart - Vera Lynn shares her first name with Vera Moyles, the mother of Chris Moyles - Chris Moyles is 29 tomorrow so in recognition of such a milestone, we should play one of his favourite bands with one of his favourite songs, its Shed Seven and Going For Gold
Chris opens presents - shocking roulette game which reminded him of his failed TV show, a card from Michael Greco, card from Sara Cox, card from Jonathan Woodgate and Rio Ferdinand & Chappers. Chris big present is a Sports Foot Massager. It will relieve his feet with heat.
Show Ends with Junior Senior - Move Your Feet
Will, Dave and Birthday Boy Chris
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles/news/images/birthday03/nine420x300.jpg
Chris read a mystery parchment from Emma B in his Studio along with Melinda.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles/news/images/birthday03/five420x300.jpg
Dave, Will and Aled were mysteriously absent. He read aloud the riddle which basically was telling him that they were in a bar and they told him to come along. Emma B told him a motorcycle was outside to take him to the public house. Nemone then joined to say that we had to wait 10 minutes before Chris would be on the air.
Eminem - Sing For The Moment
Supermen Lovers - Starlight
In the public house, Will introduced Computer Mark, Kevin from the Pub and the Queen, otherwise known as Chris' mother, Vera Moyles and at the end the birthday boy himself Christopher Moyles. Andy Parfitt and his girlfriend also joined him.
Moyles said that he always joked that Will and Dave couldnt organise a piss up in a brewery and that was their answer.
Mel C - Here It Comes Again
Chris asked if Nemone and Emma B got paid for their 10 minutes work. Chris called his mum a poor liar. His girlfriend Sophie was there and he called her fit. Chris said that he came into the studio at 2:58 and Emma B was sat on his chair looking stern with Melinda reading the Times. Wills girlfriend is still away in South Africa. Will said that they had collected some messages from people all over the world. Chris said that he wasnt at the Brits, Scott Mills didnt turn up for his show at 4am but turned up for the Birthday booze up. Chris dad couldnt be bothered coming down. A lot of his cousins were there who he jokingly said he hated.
LL Cool J - Paradise
FAMOUS PEOPLE MONTAGE (well the team doing impressions
Aled did a bad Tom Jones. Will did Moby. Dave and the rest did a convincing Blue, Aled did Kelly from the Stereophonics just like Tom Jones, Dave did a bad Northern Ireland accent as Ash. Will did Mark Little and Steve Irwin, who ironically is 41 on the same day as Chris.
Massive Attack - Special Cases
NEWS
Coldplay - Clocks
Divine Inspiration - The Way
Scott Mills was still suffering from a bad hangover. Chris had his Leeds Utd CD with him for a good singalong.
Jingle Justin did impressions of Barry McGuigan, Jim Corr, Bob Geldof, Daniel O Donnell, Bono, Billy Connolly and David O' Leary on the phone.
Big Brovas - OK
Jingle Justin got him a bell in the shape of a breast. Chris talked about the Brits. He said it was very Americanized. He thought it was funny that the highlight of the BRITS was an Australian and an American doing a duet. Will Young joined them on the phone. Chris had a bone to pick with him because he didnt thank him or the Radio 1 fans. He said he didnt know it was the first award and that he thought he didnt have a hope in hell. Will Young had a present for him but it was a surprise. Will said his award was on the mantelpiece and he hadnt polished it yet. Chris found Kylies singing hilarious.
Oakenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise
Cam'ron - Hey Ma
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Cant Stop (skipped - Chris said ignore it)
Misteeq sent Chris a message. Chris said they talked like Peggy Mitchell. Jingle Justin sent more stuff in and Chris seriously edited down. Then Moylesworlds moment. I was not part of this so... well... you know I couldnt be arsed.
As far as parodies go, it was rubbish he said. Thongbird was done by Staticfish. The card was also given to him saying Old Git. It was the thought that counts. Chris got Will to say the website address because he didnt know it.
Justin Timberlake - Cry Me a River
Jon Culshaw joined the show doing Ozzy Osbourne. Chris apologised for the show as he said that the birthday shows are usually the worst.
Kelly Rowland - Stole
Turin Breaks - Painkiller
NEWS
Jaimeson - True
Jakatta - American Dream
A Guess Who Caller - It was Davina McCall trying to put on a Sonia accent. The phone was very crackly. Davina went to bed at 11:30pm. She said that it was a little bit sober. He said that the old farts in suits were in force there. She said her highlight was Coldplay. Chris was disappointed that George Michael didnt show up. She called Ms Dynamite Naomi, her real name. She thought Justin Timberlake was sexy, she said it was the way he dances. Chris opened his birthday card and the sounds was down in one, down in one
Queen & Vanguard - Flash - Out 10th March 2003
Secret Guest was Oh Dominic as Chris gasped. It was Leeds skipper Dominic Matteo. Chris said that Dominic keeps texting him saying hes old even though Chris is 6 weeks older than him. Dominic asked him to watch in the gantry with him. Chris also got a goodie bag from Leeds Utd PLC. It included a Dominic Matteo signed 21 shirt.
Missy Elliott - Work It
NEWS
MOP - Cold As Ice
Royksópp - Eple
The Appleton sisters joined Chris after 5. Nicole had a late night for the Oasis tour end party. Natalie stayed in and didnt go to the Brits. Nicole said I Love You Liam because they had a row this morning over a petty little thing. Godzilla, the chiauaua, also joined them. They were very cagey about the split in All Saints. They said they row all the time. Nicole wasnt that big a fan of Oasis beforehand. Nicole said she expected Liam to come to her concerts.
Chris claimed that Nicole would like to sing a parody with them at a club. She seemed not to recall this conversation, methinks she was on the pop. The album got 4* from Q. The same Q that gave Heathen Chemistry 2*, read into that what you will. Liam Gallagher put Happy 40th on Nicoles card.
Appleton - Everything Eventually (Taken from their album Everything Is Eventual)
DJ Sammy - Heaven
Daves Tedious Link
Pulp is the middle part of a citrus fruit - Fruit is a staple diet of Fruit Bats - Fruit Bats hang out in caves as do Potholers - Potholers bear no relation to pot smokers who hang out in Amsterdam - Amsterdam has lots of canals as does Manchester - Manchester is home to Oasis - Open Pour Be Yourself Once More - More than a Woman was a hit a Tavares - Tavares is nearly an anagram of Travis - The bass player of Travis is called Dougie Payne - Dougie Payne shares his first name with Dougie Howser MD - Dougie Howser worked in a hospital - Hospitals use lots of linen - If you take the E out of linen you get Linn as in Vera Lynn who was the forces sweetheart - Vera Lynn shares her first name with Vera Moyles, the mother of Chris Moyles - Chris Moyles is 29 tomorrow so in recognition of such a milestone, we should play one of his favourite bands with one of his favourite songs, its Shed Seven and Going For Gold
Chris opens presents - shocking roulette game which reminded him of his failed TV show, a card from Michael Greco, card from Sara Cox, card from Jonathan Woodgate and Rio Ferdinand & Chappers. Chris big present is a Sports Foot Massager. It will relieve his feet with heat.
Show Ends with Junior Senior - Move Your Feet
