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- Tue Mar 11, 2003 6:34 pm
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Today's Comedy replacement is Pete Waterman. Pete said that he hopes that Chris doesn't expect him to be as good as Tony was yesterday. Pete said that he doesn't get why Blue are so popular, he said all the songs seem to sound the same. Chris asked Pete if he could name all of the members ofBlue, but Pete couldn't name any of them. Pete bought some singles at the weekend and Chris was trying to guess what the were. Chris guess at DJ Sammy (surely Pete has more taste) and Melanie C. Will guessed Misteeq. Pete said he likes the Turin Brakes record, he
said it sounded like one of the EMI bands from around the late 60s period. Pete wins a bet with Chappers after he said that he would never get to Luton Town from Northampton Town in half an hour. One of the records Pete Waterman brought at the weekend was Eve and Alicia Keys – Gangsta Lovin’.
Because John Thompson got voted out of Comic Relief does Fame Academy last night the only person the team wants to win now is Will Mellor, and they had him on the phone. Pete told a story about when Will came to see him at a studio one time and had had his speakers and stereo nicked out of his car. Will said he’s doing alright but he gets really nervous. Chris talked about the time they were out with Will in Manchester and he was really drunk as he got up to do kareoke, but still did really well. Chris: “He couldn’t say my name but could still belt out Mustang Sally.” Am I the only one that thinks that Chris was quite possibly bladdered as well and therefore wouldn’t know the difference between good singing and bad singing?
Chris and Will were both gutted that John went out because Will says they became good mates and have had a really good laugh. Chris went running last night and had to be really fast because he wanted to get back for Fame Academy. Will got really drunk on TV and kept falling over, and accused the red noses of staring at him. Chris: “You were there saying ‘Why are ya staring at me? Stop staring.’ And then you rubbed your eyes and muttered ‘I’m so drunk’!” Chris offered to tell Will about what was going on in the outside world (against the rules if you didn’t know) and Will asked if United beat Leeds. This made Chris change his tune and say: “no, sorry, can’t discuss the outside world with you!” I thought this whole interview was very funny, perhaps because everyone knew each other and they were able to bounce off each other quite nicely.
FA ALED
Chris said that Ulrika has cracking breasts and thats why she stayed in. John was supposed to be in but was a bit down. Aled got to speak to him last night. John said some were a bit too serious in there and that it was Comic Relief. He said Will, Ulrika and Kwame are taking it too seriously. Will is self effacing, hes good but he puts himself down. John wanted Will to win because he is talented but hasnt got much confidence. Probationers tonight and songs.
Ulrika - Close To You by The Carpenters (Pete said she murdered it 6/10)
Doon - Somebodys Elses Guy by Jocyln Brown (Pete said it was good 8/10)
Will - Handbags and Gladrags by Chris Farlowe (Pete said 9/10)
DAVE
Tottenham are being arsey with them and said that they wont have anyone there to give them a shirt or meet them. Chappers lost 50 quid after he Pete betted that he wouldnt get from Northampton to Luton in 30 minutes. Chappers said they would, oh dear. Nationwide will donate £100 for each club that Dave and Chappers visit. If they visit all the 92 teams they will up it to £10000.
Petes Tedious Link
Fatback Band I Found Lovin - Fatback rhymes with Hunchback as in Hunchback Of Notre Dame - Notre Dame is a famous church - Charlotte Church is a famous opera singer - She made a pop record recently - Pop records are what made Pete Waterman famous as a producer - Will Kinder is also a producer but a different sort, ie hes not famous and hes not rich - Will had a crush on the Hitman and Hers Michaela Strachan - If Wil was to meet Michaela in a club he might say Lets Dance - Which links us to David Bowie and Lets Dance
said it sounded like one of the EMI bands from around the late 60s period. Pete wins a bet with Chappers after he said that he would never get to Luton Town from Northampton Town in half an hour. One of the records Pete Waterman brought at the weekend was Eve and Alicia Keys – Gangsta Lovin’.
Because John Thompson got voted out of Comic Relief does Fame Academy last night the only person the team wants to win now is Will Mellor, and they had him on the phone. Pete told a story about when Will came to see him at a studio one time and had had his speakers and stereo nicked out of his car. Will said he’s doing alright but he gets really nervous. Chris talked about the time they were out with Will in Manchester and he was really drunk as he got up to do kareoke, but still did really well. Chris: “He couldn’t say my name but could still belt out Mustang Sally.” Am I the only one that thinks that Chris was quite possibly bladdered as well and therefore wouldn’t know the difference between good singing and bad singing?
Chris and Will were both gutted that John went out because Will says they became good mates and have had a really good laugh. Chris went running last night and had to be really fast because he wanted to get back for Fame Academy. Will got really drunk on TV and kept falling over, and accused the red noses of staring at him. Chris: “You were there saying ‘Why are ya staring at me? Stop staring.’ And then you rubbed your eyes and muttered ‘I’m so drunk’!” Chris offered to tell Will about what was going on in the outside world (against the rules if you didn’t know) and Will asked if United beat Leeds. This made Chris change his tune and say: “no, sorry, can’t discuss the outside world with you!” I thought this whole interview was very funny, perhaps because everyone knew each other and they were able to bounce off each other quite nicely.
FA ALED
Chris said that Ulrika has cracking breasts and thats why she stayed in. John was supposed to be in but was a bit down. Aled got to speak to him last night. John said some were a bit too serious in there and that it was Comic Relief. He said Will, Ulrika and Kwame are taking it too seriously. Will is self effacing, hes good but he puts himself down. John wanted Will to win because he is talented but hasnt got much confidence. Probationers tonight and songs.
Ulrika - Close To You by The Carpenters (Pete said she murdered it 6/10)
Doon - Somebodys Elses Guy by Jocyln Brown (Pete said it was good 8/10)
Will - Handbags and Gladrags by Chris Farlowe (Pete said 9/10)
DAVE
Tottenham are being arsey with them and said that they wont have anyone there to give them a shirt or meet them. Chappers lost 50 quid after he Pete betted that he wouldnt get from Northampton to Luton in 30 minutes. Chappers said they would, oh dear. Nationwide will donate £100 for each club that Dave and Chappers visit. If they visit all the 92 teams they will up it to £10000.
Petes Tedious Link
Fatback Band I Found Lovin - Fatback rhymes with Hunchback as in Hunchback Of Notre Dame - Notre Dame is a famous church - Charlotte Church is a famous opera singer - She made a pop record recently - Pop records are what made Pete Waterman famous as a producer - Will Kinder is also a producer but a different sort, ie hes not famous and hes not rich - Will had a crush on the Hitman and Hers Michaela Strachan - If Wil was to meet Michaela in a club he might say Lets Dance - Which links us to David Bowie and Lets Dance
