[Chris]

Dave spent the night in Woking with Will and he came across the mighty ‘Hogsback’ transmitter, generating 4000 Watts of music p-p-p-power! Apparently Dave was in Woking seeing a man about a dog, in other words, discussing wedding arrangements. Chris said he’d never been to Woking, but he didn’t feel he was missing out on anything. Will said that there wasnt really much to see in Woking apart from a silver statue of an alien, in recognition of H. G. Wells. Chris asked if anybody recognised him and Dave while they were there and Will said they hadn’t. Will said that people never really recognise him unless he doesn’t want them to, like if he was hiring out an adult video for example. Chris jumped on this comment, and asked Will how often he went to rent out a mucky video. Will said he never did, but once he went to rent out ‘The Blair Witch Project’ and almost ended up hiring the ‘The Erotic Blair Witch Project’, purely by accident of course.
Today’s trial new feature was ‘Huey Lewis or the News’. Chris asked people to vote for either Huey Lewis if they want to hear a Huey Lewis and the News record at 4 o’clock, or News if they want to hear the news.
Dave’s Dictionary Definitions day 2:
Dave: “Today’s word is peanut – adjective. A small ring-shaped cake which is made dough and covered in sugar.”
Chris: “Dave, that’s a doughnut.”
I think this feature was taken from the Mark and Lard reject cupboard.

Surprisingly people voted in favour of Heuy Lewis in the brand new feature ‘Huey Lewis or the News’, so at 4pm Chris played their classic hit ‘It’s Hip to be Square’.
The team had yet another new feature to play today, Fire Things At Will. A listener suggested Fire Will would be far better, a bit harsh, I like poor ickle Will. The game was all good fun until Dave chucked a full beer can at him. According to Chris off air Will had a real strop about it and really had a go at Dave, as it was dangourous and could have hurt. Chris told him not to be such a girl and found the whole thing very amusing, but I think this might have been to lighten up the situation, it seemed there might have been a genuine arguement as Will seemed more annoyed than he was letting on and Dave was absolutly silent. To diffuse the situation Chris told Will to get his own back by throwing 3 full cans of beer at Dave, while all Dave had to defend himself was a red nose left over from Comic Relief. At the last minute Will pulled out saying he wasn't going to as he is 'a responsible producer'. Chris: Pass 'em here and I will then Will: No! Chris: Oh go on, oh we'll go back to hide and seek tomorrow shall we, that safe enough for ya Will? But remember to check with Health and Safety first.
Chris had the exclusive first play of the new DJ Sammy record Sunlight. He played all of 60 seconds of it as he thought it was rubbish. Will also ended any chances of the Stereophonics coming back on the show by saying he wasnt too keen on their new single was a bit ropey.
Ready Steady Call on Man Utd VS Arsenal - Nerds aplenty on the phone, Man Utd were the more popular. Dave did another dictionary definition on chopsticks but he said the definition for dipstick instead. Chris hated the Sean Paul record. Chris asked why he wanted to shave that thing geordie and rebecca at the start of the record. Chris talked about the body painted women on page 3 of the Sun today. Chris said that he once on another radio station painted the Chelsea colours on a female but in the interests of balance he also had to paint a fat mans belly.

Daves Tedious Link
Bob Marley No Woman No Cry - Bob Marleys band was called the wailers but were different to the sort of whalers who go hunting with big boats and harpoons - If you reverse the word harpoons and take away the har you get snoop as in Doggy Dogg - Dog rhymes with tog which are found in duvets - Duvet rhymes with Uwe as in Uwe Rosler who used to play for Manchester City - Man City are managed by Kevin Keegan - Kevin Keegan was famous in the 70s for having a bubble perm as was Whitesnake frontman David Coverdale - Coverdale sounds a bit like Craven Dale which is so good the cows want it back - Cows are famous for having lots of stomachs and some have as many as 5ive and cows are transported in country lanes in rural areas using the skills of a cow herd whose job is to herd the cows and make sure the cows keep on moving - Which links us to 5ive and Keep On Movin'

Now im not knocking Daves choices but 5ive? Yes its a decent pop record but come on, theres so many songs he hasnt picked that are classics. Heres the top 10 hes missed

1. Clash - Should I Stay Or Should I Go
2. Duran Duran - Ordinary World
3. Connells - 74/75
4. Presidents of USA - Lump
5. Semisonic - Secret Smile
6. Barenaked Ladies - One Week
7. The Orb - Little Fluffy Clouds
8. Depeche Mode - Just Cant Get Enough
9. Squeeze - Cool For Cats
10. Divine Comedy - National Express