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- Sat Apr 26, 2003 8:11 pm
#241679
The runners and riders
Phil Tufnell - Cricketer, famous for being a cricketer and acting like one, ie shagging around and taking copious amounts of hash. Probably the favourite, a craig big brother character as he doesnt sleep at night.
Sian Lloyd - Weatherwoman, cant call her girl as shes 44. The only Welsh person but i wouldnt know if Aled would want to support her. We could do without her donning a swimsuit. She gets peeved off if you call her a weather girl apparantly, she insists you call her a meterologist.
Linda Barker - Ahm... Interior Designer think, The words bottom, scraping and barrel come to mind for this choice. Shes 41 but shes looks 31, I commend her for that but i dont commend her for that false condescending voice and laugh.
John Fashanu - Ex-Footballer, n-n-n-n Notorious as Duran Duran said in 1986. He hosted Gladiators with Ulrika Jonsson and she didnt shag him, its a miracle. He had a gay brother who died of aids i think called Justin. Also was part of the match fixing scandal in mid nineties but making sure the lawyers dont send me anything, i think he was cleared.
Daniella Westbrook - Oh where to begin. Ill admit she looks good now, well a damn sight better than that pic about 18 months ago where her septum was completely buggered up. Plastic surgery has been kind but one wonders how long it will take before she cracks up under the pressure, the pressure of the group or the pressure of her plastic breasts staying firm.
Anthony Worrall Thompson - A smug git but should be the most entertaining of the bunch of no-marks. He has a face you wouldnt tire of punching and its a pity Nigel Benn isnt there but im sure John Fashanu could elbow him well, ask Gary Mabbutt, football joke by the way, the females mightnt get that one.
Chris Bisson - Chris WHO?. If you never watched Coronation Street you wont have a clue who this fella is. Yes he was in East is East but that was 4 years ago. I think hes only in this to make him look like eye candy for the female viewers as i dont think the sight of Worrall Thompson and Sleep will have the females lips salivating.
Wayne Sleep - I know who he is and whats he famous for but I thought he was dead or hid under a rock. Jesus, hes about 5 foot, over 50, as camp as a dozen Graham Nortons and is a ballet dancer. All you need to top that off is a penchant for cross dressing and an over fondness for goats. Those last two are falsehoods but looking at him, you never know.
Toyah Wilcox - She was famous in the eighties as a singer and she has done her fair share of presenting on the tv stations and she likes to share baths with her husband, well well. I think shes strong enough to last to the final 3 but will she win, doubt it. Mustnt forget Its A Mystery, I expect the pun makers of the Sun and Star are already using that already for future headlines.
Catalina Guirado - famous for not exactly sure. Remember the heady days of 1996, England getting to the Euro Championship semi final and lad culture on the increase as we all watched Men Behaving Badly. The other thing we never missed was a ginger fella called Chris Evan friday night show TFI Friday. It was hugely successful, at the time with some features called Freak Or Unique but were more interested in Ugly Bloke. A somewhat lacking feature yes but funny I thought nonetheless. An ugly bloke got the chance to turn down an offer from a beautiful girl. That girl was Catalina or as they called her Cat. Since then, all that has been seen of her is in Heat at Showbiz parties and being linked to Jack Osbourne (slightly ironic that, i thought). I predict her to be the first casualty as shes the most desperate for the attention.
BOBS PREDICTION
Phil Tufnell
OUTSIDE BET
Toyah Wilcox
NO CHANCE
Catalina Guirado
Phil Tufnell - Cricketer, famous for being a cricketer and acting like one, ie shagging around and taking copious amounts of hash. Probably the favourite, a craig big brother character as he doesnt sleep at night.
Sian Lloyd - Weatherwoman, cant call her girl as shes 44. The only Welsh person but i wouldnt know if Aled would want to support her. We could do without her donning a swimsuit. She gets peeved off if you call her a weather girl apparantly, she insists you call her a meterologist.
Linda Barker - Ahm... Interior Designer think, The words bottom, scraping and barrel come to mind for this choice. Shes 41 but shes looks 31, I commend her for that but i dont commend her for that false condescending voice and laugh.
John Fashanu - Ex-Footballer, n-n-n-n Notorious as Duran Duran said in 1986. He hosted Gladiators with Ulrika Jonsson and she didnt shag him, its a miracle. He had a gay brother who died of aids i think called Justin. Also was part of the match fixing scandal in mid nineties but making sure the lawyers dont send me anything, i think he was cleared.
Daniella Westbrook - Oh where to begin. Ill admit she looks good now, well a damn sight better than that pic about 18 months ago where her septum was completely buggered up. Plastic surgery has been kind but one wonders how long it will take before she cracks up under the pressure, the pressure of the group or the pressure of her plastic breasts staying firm.
Anthony Worrall Thompson - A smug git but should be the most entertaining of the bunch of no-marks. He has a face you wouldnt tire of punching and its a pity Nigel Benn isnt there but im sure John Fashanu could elbow him well, ask Gary Mabbutt, football joke by the way, the females mightnt get that one.
Chris Bisson - Chris WHO?. If you never watched Coronation Street you wont have a clue who this fella is. Yes he was in East is East but that was 4 years ago. I think hes only in this to make him look like eye candy for the female viewers as i dont think the sight of Worrall Thompson and Sleep will have the females lips salivating.
Wayne Sleep - I know who he is and whats he famous for but I thought he was dead or hid under a rock. Jesus, hes about 5 foot, over 50, as camp as a dozen Graham Nortons and is a ballet dancer. All you need to top that off is a penchant for cross dressing and an over fondness for goats. Those last two are falsehoods but looking at him, you never know.
Toyah Wilcox - She was famous in the eighties as a singer and she has done her fair share of presenting on the tv stations and she likes to share baths with her husband, well well. I think shes strong enough to last to the final 3 but will she win, doubt it. Mustnt forget Its A Mystery, I expect the pun makers of the Sun and Star are already using that already for future headlines.
Catalina Guirado - famous for not exactly sure. Remember the heady days of 1996, England getting to the Euro Championship semi final and lad culture on the increase as we all watched Men Behaving Badly. The other thing we never missed was a ginger fella called Chris Evan friday night show TFI Friday. It was hugely successful, at the time with some features called Freak Or Unique but were more interested in Ugly Bloke. A somewhat lacking feature yes but funny I thought nonetheless. An ugly bloke got the chance to turn down an offer from a beautiful girl. That girl was Catalina or as they called her Cat. Since then, all that has been seen of her is in Heat at Showbiz parties and being linked to Jack Osbourne (slightly ironic that, i thought). I predict her to be the first casualty as shes the most desperate for the attention.
BOBS PREDICTION
Phil Tufnell
OUTSIDE BET
Toyah Wilcox
NO CHANCE
Catalina Guirado
