- Tue Aug 26, 2003 8:40 pm
#241758
me being a twat, i recorded over Fridays with todays show. I thought Chris was off this week. Oh well Todays Tedious Link was JX Son Of A Gun.
1. Supermen Lovers - Starlight, 2. Jaimeson – True, 3. The Cooper Temple Clause - Promises, Promises, 4. Pink feat William Orbit – Feel Good Time, 5. Freeland - We Want Your Soul 3:30 NEWS 6. Elton John - Are you ready for love, 7. Lumidee - Never Leave You (Uh-Oooh), 8. The Libertines - Don’t Look Back Into The Sun, 9. Coldplay - God Put A Smile Upon Your Face, 10. Shy FX feat T-Power & Di - Shake Ur Body, 11. Evanescence - Going Under, 12. Jason Nevins feat Holly James - I’m In Heaven 4:30 NEWS & SPORT 13. Good Charlotte - Lifestyles of The Rich and Famous, 14. D. Kay & Epsilon feat Stamina MC - Barcelona, 15. Girls Aloud - Life Got Cold, 16. Feeder - Forget About Tomorrow 5:00 NEWS & SPORT 17. Rui Da Silva - Touch Me, 18. Christina Aguilera feat Lil' Kim - Can't Hold Us Down, 19. Jurgen Vries - Wilderness, 20. JX - Son Of A Gun (Tedious Link), 21. Sean Paul - Like Glue
The countdown is on to Dave’s big day and much of today’s show was spent talking about the forthcoming weekend’s events. Dave is more nervous than he has been before about tomorrow. Chris told him it’s not too late to change his mind and played him some obscure wedding song with a bloke singing about how he’s not the marrying type of guy. Dave got his suit today and said that pretty much everything was sorted for the big day. He said that he’d see Emma briefly tonight, but she is staying with her mum. Chris said that he should come out tonight to celebrate his last night of freedom, and that he has VIP passes for Stringfellow’s for himself, Dave and Will. Dave declined the offer so Chris said that they should get lapdancers to come into in the studio later. Will (as usual) said they couldn’t and it wasn’t a good plan. Chris said it was an excellent idea and Dave said in the interests of good radio he’d have to go along with Chris on this one. Chris played a CD of wedding-related music and church bells to Dave and asked if Dave would like a CD putting together to play at the wedding as they’re not getting married in a church. Dave said he didn’t want the wedding turning into some kind of tacky roadshow. Chris offered to make some jingles that could be played before the best man’s speech, wedding couple's first dance etc. He also asked Dave if he was planning on watching the Newcastle - Man Utd game at lunchtime tomorrow. Dave said he’d speak to him about it off the air.
Will has promised to be on his best behaviour tomorrow as he recalled the story of how he once managed to push a chocolate cake into the face of a member of the girl band Thunderbugs at a social event a few years back. Chris said although he was not best man tomorrow, he was delighted to have been entrusted by Dave to do such an important job - parking the cars. Dave added that it’d be Chris and ‘that fella with the alsation dog’. Chris said at least he’d have his fair share of dogs. Chris also volunteered to sing Elton John’s Are you ready for love at the wedding. Dave also did a slightly off-mic impression of Elton John on the Sky Sports ad that was very funny. After the 3:30 news Chris ran through some of Newsbeat titles that had been used for features on the show - Newsfeet, Newsbleat etc. George said Newsbeast but wouldn’t reveal which Newsbeat staff member she was talking about.
Chris said to tell him in his headphones and if she didn’t then he’d start talking about her and her boyfriend. He asked her when they would get married and spent about 5 minutes teasing her about this. She sounded very annoyed and embarassed and said it was unfair on Ben, her boyfriend. Chris tried to say sorry but she didn’t seem too impressed.
She also asked Chris if he’s getting married. He said ‘you must be bloody joking’. George then asked what if Sophie really wants to. Chris said ‘ Tough. I’ll just trade her in for a younger model. It’s what I did with the last one.’ Chris said he couldn’t believe he’d just said that but added ‘what the hell it’s been 2 years. She was out of work, I was paying for everything’. He said he was digging himself a deep hole as she (Ana) will be at Dave’s wedding tomorrow. Chris said he was only saying these things to try and boost the figures, he said they needed it after seeing the current RAJAR’s.
Paddy O’Connell was on from Celebdaq. Chris is amongst the celebs in their trunks photographed by the beach in the Mirror today. His price has therefore gone up to £1.64, level with Dave. Paddy revealed funnily enough that he himself is not the marrying type, when the topic of Dave’s wedding photos in heat came up in conversation. Another
bombshell on the show today was the fact that Aled fancies Will’s missus and thinks she has a ‘fit body’. He noticed it when sunbathing in Ibiza. Chris said he didn’t notice but couldn’t help but notice the space bra Emma was wearing. Dave has never bought any clothes for Emma - and said she buys most of his. Chris says Dave has an awful dress sense and it has improved dramatically since he met her. However, Dave now checks with her about the new clothes he buys. Chris said he could see a large thumbprint on Dave’s head. Aled called Dave last night to talk about his outfit for the weddding because he didn’t want to clash with the bridesmaids - which Chris found very funny. Dave said an injection of colour was fine regarding Aled’s outfit, but Aled went out and bought a red suit which Dave, Will and Chris thought was hilarious.
Chris said he’d look like a phone box and Dave said red was the colour of evil and that it was a bit more extreme than he had thought was suitable. Chris said Aled would look like Jonathan Ross. He told him that it was a wedding not Pop Idol - and Aled would look like Dr Fox with his big red suit. Will said Aled needed a 999 emergency stylist and Chris suggested Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder. Aled finally settled on wearing a black suit with a red tie. Chris however said it’d clash with his purple suit.
1. Supermen Lovers - Starlight, 2. Jaimeson – True, 3. The Cooper Temple Clause - Promises, Promises, 4. Pink feat William Orbit – Feel Good Time, 5. Freeland - We Want Your Soul 3:30 NEWS 6. Elton John - Are you ready for love, 7. Lumidee - Never Leave You (Uh-Oooh), 8. The Libertines - Don’t Look Back Into The Sun, 9. Coldplay - God Put A Smile Upon Your Face, 10. Shy FX feat T-Power & Di - Shake Ur Body, 11. Evanescence - Going Under, 12. Jason Nevins feat Holly James - I’m In Heaven 4:30 NEWS & SPORT 13. Good Charlotte - Lifestyles of The Rich and Famous, 14. D. Kay & Epsilon feat Stamina MC - Barcelona, 15. Girls Aloud - Life Got Cold, 16. Feeder - Forget About Tomorrow 5:00 NEWS & SPORT 17. Rui Da Silva - Touch Me, 18. Christina Aguilera feat Lil' Kim - Can't Hold Us Down, 19. Jurgen Vries - Wilderness, 20. JX - Son Of A Gun (Tedious Link), 21. Sean Paul - Like Glue
The countdown is on to Dave’s big day and much of today’s show was spent talking about the forthcoming weekend’s events. Dave is more nervous than he has been before about tomorrow. Chris told him it’s not too late to change his mind and played him some obscure wedding song with a bloke singing about how he’s not the marrying type of guy. Dave got his suit today and said that pretty much everything was sorted for the big day. He said that he’d see Emma briefly tonight, but she is staying with her mum. Chris said that he should come out tonight to celebrate his last night of freedom, and that he has VIP passes for Stringfellow’s for himself, Dave and Will. Dave declined the offer so Chris said that they should get lapdancers to come into in the studio later. Will (as usual) said they couldn’t and it wasn’t a good plan. Chris said it was an excellent idea and Dave said in the interests of good radio he’d have to go along with Chris on this one. Chris played a CD of wedding-related music and church bells to Dave and asked if Dave would like a CD putting together to play at the wedding as they’re not getting married in a church. Dave said he didn’t want the wedding turning into some kind of tacky roadshow. Chris offered to make some jingles that could be played before the best man’s speech, wedding couple's first dance etc. He also asked Dave if he was planning on watching the Newcastle - Man Utd game at lunchtime tomorrow. Dave said he’d speak to him about it off the air.
Will has promised to be on his best behaviour tomorrow as he recalled the story of how he once managed to push a chocolate cake into the face of a member of the girl band Thunderbugs at a social event a few years back. Chris said although he was not best man tomorrow, he was delighted to have been entrusted by Dave to do such an important job - parking the cars. Dave added that it’d be Chris and ‘that fella with the alsation dog’. Chris said at least he’d have his fair share of dogs. Chris also volunteered to sing Elton John’s Are you ready for love at the wedding. Dave also did a slightly off-mic impression of Elton John on the Sky Sports ad that was very funny. After the 3:30 news Chris ran through some of Newsbeat titles that had been used for features on the show - Newsfeet, Newsbleat etc. George said Newsbeast but wouldn’t reveal which Newsbeat staff member she was talking about.
Chris said to tell him in his headphones and if she didn’t then he’d start talking about her and her boyfriend. He asked her when they would get married and spent about 5 minutes teasing her about this. She sounded very annoyed and embarassed and said it was unfair on Ben, her boyfriend. Chris tried to say sorry but she didn’t seem too impressed.
She also asked Chris if he’s getting married. He said ‘you must be bloody joking’. George then asked what if Sophie really wants to. Chris said ‘ Tough. I’ll just trade her in for a younger model. It’s what I did with the last one.’ Chris said he couldn’t believe he’d just said that but added ‘what the hell it’s been 2 years. She was out of work, I was paying for everything’. He said he was digging himself a deep hole as she (Ana) will be at Dave’s wedding tomorrow. Chris said he was only saying these things to try and boost the figures, he said they needed it after seeing the current RAJAR’s.
Paddy O’Connell was on from Celebdaq. Chris is amongst the celebs in their trunks photographed by the beach in the Mirror today. His price has therefore gone up to £1.64, level with Dave. Paddy revealed funnily enough that he himself is not the marrying type, when the topic of Dave’s wedding photos in heat came up in conversation. Another
bombshell on the show today was the fact that Aled fancies Will’s missus and thinks she has a ‘fit body’. He noticed it when sunbathing in Ibiza. Chris said he didn’t notice but couldn’t help but notice the space bra Emma was wearing. Dave has never bought any clothes for Emma - and said she buys most of his. Chris says Dave has an awful dress sense and it has improved dramatically since he met her. However, Dave now checks with her about the new clothes he buys. Chris said he could see a large thumbprint on Dave’s head. Aled called Dave last night to talk about his outfit for the weddding because he didn’t want to clash with the bridesmaids - which Chris found very funny. Dave said an injection of colour was fine regarding Aled’s outfit, but Aled went out and bought a red suit which Dave, Will and Chris thought was hilarious.
Chris said he’d look like a phone box and Dave said red was the colour of evil and that it was a bit more extreme than he had thought was suitable. Chris said Aled would look like Jonathan Ross. He told him that it was a wedding not Pop Idol - and Aled would look like Dr Fox with his big red suit. Will said Aled needed a 999 emergency stylist and Chris suggested Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder. Aled finally settled on wearing a black suit with a red tie. Chris however said it’d clash with his purple suit.