chrismoyles.net
- Tue Sep 16, 2003 8:14 pm
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1. Jamelia - Superstar, 2. Feeder - Buck Rogers, 3. Million Dan - Dogz & Sledgez, 4. Travis - Why Does It Always Rain On Me? 3:30 NEWS 5. Justin Timberlake - Senorita, 6. Lee-Cabrera feat Alex Cartana - Shake It (Move A Little Closer), 7. The Chemical Brothers feat The Flaming Lips - The Golden Path, 8. Ultrabeat - Pretty Green Eyes, 9. Good Charlotte - Lifestyles Of The Rich And Famous, 10. Christina Aguilera feat Lil' Kim - Can't Hold Us Down, 11. Starsailor - Silence Is Easy, 12. Mary J Blige feat Method Man - Love @ First Sight 4:30 NEWS AND SPORT 13. Elton John - Are You Ready for Love, 14. Dido - White Flag, 15. Manic Street Preachers - You Love Us (Aled’s Sweet 16’s - from May 91), 16. Texas - Carnival Girl (Kardinal Remix), 17. Joe Budden - Pump It Up, 18. Linkin Park - Numb 5:00 NEWS & SPORT 19. The Black Eyed Peas feat Justin Timberlake - Where Is The Love?, 20. The Strokes - Last Nite, 21. Pink - Just Like A Pill, 22. DJ Sammy feat Yanou and Do - Heaven, 23. Run D.M.C - It’s Tricky (Tedious Link), 24. The Thrills - Santa Cruz (You're Not That Far)
Today’s show started with a Radio 1 voiceover declaring that Chris is now a sufferer of chronic amnesia and as a result couldn’t recall anything that happened after 8pm last night (Leeds were thrashed 4-0 by Leicester). Chris predictably spent the entire of the first link talking about it. Chris had sat down to watch the game with some beers , a Chinese - and his Dominic Matteo Leeds shirt on, so he said nothing was bound to go wrong. The Sky Sports FanZone Leeds fan also had a shirt on that read ‘Leicester 0 Leeds 4’, which Chris found very ironic. He thought Leeds were so ‘rubbish’ that it was hilarious and he said the reason they were doing so badly was that none of the players could understand Peter Reid’s strong scouse accent. He however insisted that the Premiership is a marathon, not a sprint. He also got Dave worried by saying that part of the transfer deal for Nigel Martyn meant that Ian Harte, Nick Barmby and Paul Okon (from Leeds) are all going to join Everton as well. Everton play Leeds in a couple of weeks and both Chris and Dave are going to go to the game.
Chris talked about David Blaine again today. Chris read out something from the Sky One website that explained the whole thing to him as he and Dave have been out of the country. It explained that he has a tube to pee into, and to watch him in the box you should press the red button. Dave said you should press the yellow button to see him pee. Chris said he couldn’t last for 44 minutes without food, never mind 44 days. He also read out the Emile Heskey joke about him having the record for doing nothing in a box - 4 years. Chris also thinks you should get 2 other people in glass boxes, lift them up on a crane and put them at the side of David Blaine - 1 day before his stunt ends, making him think he needs to carry on for longer. Chris wants to put Doctor Fox in one and Dave wants to put Paul Daniels in one. Chris thinks Paul Daniels is still a good magician - and his biggest magic trick was to get Debbie McGee to sleep with him. Thereafter followed a Debbie McGee fit or not debate. Dave thinks she is overrated. Chris told the story of how he called up Jimmy Saville when he was on a Leeds radio station on James Whale’s show. He asked if he could present Top Of The Pops and Jim said he could. Chris said he still never has (apart from that Live gig thing in Sheffield with Jamie Theakston). Aled asked Jim if he could dance with Five Star. Chris talked to them on a local radio station phone in as well and held on the line as he was promised their autographs. He waited there for almost an hour before being cut off.
Other revelations on today’s show were that Dougie from Travis made Chris’s mum a cup of tea at One Big Weekend in Cardiff - and ...that Aled is to be a judge on a new Welsh TV talent show called Taf Idol. His face is to go on billboards across Wales to promote the show, which starts in October and finishes in December. It is entirely in Welsh, and the songs are sung translated from English into Welsh. Chris did a great impression of singing Shaggy’s It Wasn’t Me in Welsh. The show is on S4C, which you can actually get on Sky - and subtitle it into English. Aled thinks he was a nice judge (the auditions have already been filmed) but the comments he made about some of the contestants looking constipated, seems to have upset some people he bumped into in the street. Dave says if Aled does well it could lead into a role in panto, which prompted a ‘He’s behind you’ gag from Chris. Aled gave away that the last 8 finalists are all girls - and confused Dave and Chris by reading some Welsh words out. They took the mick out of the way he said the word ‘Eistedfodd’. Dave and Chris also argued that he wasn’t important enough to be a judge. Aled said he worked at Radio 1 and saw a lot of the bands that come in - but Dave said that ‘so does Claire on reception’. Dave also said he felt culturally inept by the end of the link.
Aleds Sweet Sixteens has survived a second day which was a quite a feat considering. Aled chose Manic Street Preachers and You Love Us. Texas, mainly Sharleen Spiteri, will be coming on the show in early October. Texas will be performing on the 25th Sept at G-A-Y, Dave declined Aleds invitation as it clashed with the Leeds Everton match. How I laughed last night at tired old Leeds getting stuffed at Leicester. Texas new song sounds like a mixture of Beenie Man and Atomic Kitten.
Chris has been asked out by a lot of friends to go to the pub but he doesnt like the thought of going to the pub every day this week. He wanted to know why whenever people ask to meet up they always say the pub as the meeting place. Aled has taken a likeness to the new Linkin Park single. Dave said it was very tame and that it sounded like Savage Garden. Chris played a very strange song called Fish heads.
Fame Academy
Chris thought it would have been cancelled by the time he got back. Chris wasnt surprised that Carolynne got it together with Peter. She said she is horny because of Kevins workouts. Aled doesnt understand why. Colin Murray met Alex (boy/girl looking lesbian) at the One Big Weekend and told her that Peter is all over the papers because he took drugs at the TV Quick Awards. Aled wouldnt go into much detail about the drug story. The students dont hear anything on the outside from papers to tv so Colin was told off by her chaperone. Chris might have met them, he said he wouldnt know them if he run them over with a truck. Aled said that the welsh singer on the show, James, is really bland and David Sneddon-esque and he said that hes got a good chance because Aled thought he should have gone in each of the last three weeks but the audience (of 57) seem to like him as he is never in the final 3. Paris was voted out on Saturday, he wasnt fussed really. Aled said that Alex should win outright.
Daves Tedious Link
Foo Fighters Breakout - Breakout was also a hit for Swing Out Sister - Sisters are directly connected to brothers - Brother, the sewing machine manufacturers used to sponsor Man City who scored 4 goals at the weekend much like Leicester last night against the hopeless Leeds whose white shirts matched their white flagged symbol of surrender - Surrender is the action of a coward - Noel Cowerd was a playright much like William Shakespeare - Shakespeare shares his forename with William Tell who was famous for shooting apples off peoples heads - Heads is the opposite of tails - Tails are sometimes worn at weddings as are hats - Hats rhymes with Cats which are also known as felines - Felines rhymes with sea lions who are particularly good at balancing beach balls on their noses, something that David Beckham might say isnt easy, in fact its Tricky - Which links us to Run DMC and Its Tricky
http://www.whosaliveandwhosdead.com/ - Chris talked about this site, its self explanatory. Chris did a quiz like Dead or Alive from the Simon Mayo show. They will quiz each other more tomorrow.
Today’s show started with a Radio 1 voiceover declaring that Chris is now a sufferer of chronic amnesia and as a result couldn’t recall anything that happened after 8pm last night (Leeds were thrashed 4-0 by Leicester). Chris predictably spent the entire of the first link talking about it. Chris had sat down to watch the game with some beers , a Chinese - and his Dominic Matteo Leeds shirt on, so he said nothing was bound to go wrong. The Sky Sports FanZone Leeds fan also had a shirt on that read ‘Leicester 0 Leeds 4’, which Chris found very ironic. He thought Leeds were so ‘rubbish’ that it was hilarious and he said the reason they were doing so badly was that none of the players could understand Peter Reid’s strong scouse accent. He however insisted that the Premiership is a marathon, not a sprint. He also got Dave worried by saying that part of the transfer deal for Nigel Martyn meant that Ian Harte, Nick Barmby and Paul Okon (from Leeds) are all going to join Everton as well. Everton play Leeds in a couple of weeks and both Chris and Dave are going to go to the game.
Chris talked about David Blaine again today. Chris read out something from the Sky One website that explained the whole thing to him as he and Dave have been out of the country. It explained that he has a tube to pee into, and to watch him in the box you should press the red button. Dave said you should press the yellow button to see him pee. Chris said he couldn’t last for 44 minutes without food, never mind 44 days. He also read out the Emile Heskey joke about him having the record for doing nothing in a box - 4 years. Chris also thinks you should get 2 other people in glass boxes, lift them up on a crane and put them at the side of David Blaine - 1 day before his stunt ends, making him think he needs to carry on for longer. Chris wants to put Doctor Fox in one and Dave wants to put Paul Daniels in one. Chris thinks Paul Daniels is still a good magician - and his biggest magic trick was to get Debbie McGee to sleep with him. Thereafter followed a Debbie McGee fit or not debate. Dave thinks she is overrated. Chris told the story of how he called up Jimmy Saville when he was on a Leeds radio station on James Whale’s show. He asked if he could present Top Of The Pops and Jim said he could. Chris said he still never has (apart from that Live gig thing in Sheffield with Jamie Theakston). Aled asked Jim if he could dance with Five Star. Chris talked to them on a local radio station phone in as well and held on the line as he was promised their autographs. He waited there for almost an hour before being cut off.
Other revelations on today’s show were that Dougie from Travis made Chris’s mum a cup of tea at One Big Weekend in Cardiff - and ...that Aled is to be a judge on a new Welsh TV talent show called Taf Idol. His face is to go on billboards across Wales to promote the show, which starts in October and finishes in December. It is entirely in Welsh, and the songs are sung translated from English into Welsh. Chris did a great impression of singing Shaggy’s It Wasn’t Me in Welsh. The show is on S4C, which you can actually get on Sky - and subtitle it into English. Aled thinks he was a nice judge (the auditions have already been filmed) but the comments he made about some of the contestants looking constipated, seems to have upset some people he bumped into in the street. Dave says if Aled does well it could lead into a role in panto, which prompted a ‘He’s behind you’ gag from Chris. Aled gave away that the last 8 finalists are all girls - and confused Dave and Chris by reading some Welsh words out. They took the mick out of the way he said the word ‘Eistedfodd’. Dave and Chris also argued that he wasn’t important enough to be a judge. Aled said he worked at Radio 1 and saw a lot of the bands that come in - but Dave said that ‘so does Claire on reception’. Dave also said he felt culturally inept by the end of the link.
Aleds Sweet Sixteens has survived a second day which was a quite a feat considering. Aled chose Manic Street Preachers and You Love Us. Texas, mainly Sharleen Spiteri, will be coming on the show in early October. Texas will be performing on the 25th Sept at G-A-Y, Dave declined Aleds invitation as it clashed with the Leeds Everton match. How I laughed last night at tired old Leeds getting stuffed at Leicester. Texas new song sounds like a mixture of Beenie Man and Atomic Kitten.
Chris has been asked out by a lot of friends to go to the pub but he doesnt like the thought of going to the pub every day this week. He wanted to know why whenever people ask to meet up they always say the pub as the meeting place. Aled has taken a likeness to the new Linkin Park single. Dave said it was very tame and that it sounded like Savage Garden. Chris played a very strange song called Fish heads.
Fame Academy
Chris thought it would have been cancelled by the time he got back. Chris wasnt surprised that Carolynne got it together with Peter. She said she is horny because of Kevins workouts. Aled doesnt understand why. Colin Murray met Alex (boy/girl looking lesbian) at the One Big Weekend and told her that Peter is all over the papers because he took drugs at the TV Quick Awards. Aled wouldnt go into much detail about the drug story. The students dont hear anything on the outside from papers to tv so Colin was told off by her chaperone. Chris might have met them, he said he wouldnt know them if he run them over with a truck. Aled said that the welsh singer on the show, James, is really bland and David Sneddon-esque and he said that hes got a good chance because Aled thought he should have gone in each of the last three weeks but the audience (of 57) seem to like him as he is never in the final 3. Paris was voted out on Saturday, he wasnt fussed really. Aled said that Alex should win outright.
Daves Tedious Link
Foo Fighters Breakout - Breakout was also a hit for Swing Out Sister - Sisters are directly connected to brothers - Brother, the sewing machine manufacturers used to sponsor Man City who scored 4 goals at the weekend much like Leicester last night against the hopeless Leeds whose white shirts matched their white flagged symbol of surrender - Surrender is the action of a coward - Noel Cowerd was a playright much like William Shakespeare - Shakespeare shares his forename with William Tell who was famous for shooting apples off peoples heads - Heads is the opposite of tails - Tails are sometimes worn at weddings as are hats - Hats rhymes with Cats which are also known as felines - Felines rhymes with sea lions who are particularly good at balancing beach balls on their noses, something that David Beckham might say isnt easy, in fact its Tricky - Which links us to Run DMC and Its Tricky
http://www.whosaliveandwhosdead.com/ - Chris talked about this site, its self explanatory. Chris did a quiz like Dead or Alive from the Simon Mayo show. They will quiz each other more tomorrow.
