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- Mon Oct 27, 2003 6:03 pm
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1. Liberty X - Jumpin, 2. Feeder - Forget About Tomorrow, 3. Ian Van Dahl - I Can’t Let You Go, 4. 50 Cent feat Snoop Dogg - P.I.M.P, 5. Robbie Williams - Sexed Up 3:30 NEWS 6. Angel City feat Lara McAllen - Love Me Right, 7. Missy Elliott - Pass That Dutch, 8. Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River, 9. Pink - Trouble, 10. Nickelback - How You Remind Me, 11. Atomic Kitten - If You Come to Me, 12. Room 5 feat Oliver Cheatham - Make Luv, 13. R Kelly - Thoia Thoing 4:30 NEWS AND SPORT 14. Puretone - Addicted To Bass, 15. Sugababes - Hole In The Head, 16. The White Stripes - The Hardest Button To Button, 17. Eminem - Lose Yourself, 18. Sophie Ellis Bextor - Mixed Up World 5:00 NEWS AND SPORT 19. Kevin Lyttle - Turn Me On, 20. Jason Nevins feat Holly James - I’m In Heaven, 21. Mis-teeq - Style, 22. Love Inc - You’re A Superstar, 23. Ce Ce Peniston - Finally (Tedious Link), 24. Mark Ronson feat Ghostface & Nate Dogg - Ooh Wee
Dave and Chris had some new publicity photos taken this morning (presumably for the breakfast show). Chris said they were each given individual stylists and a range of top branded shirts to choose from. Chris said ‘note to Ted Baker - make them bigger’. Chris also said Dave looked slightly uneasy during the whole process, while he himself was now a veteran at the old photo-shoots. After Chris and Dave had finished, Radio 1 new boy Vernon Kay was next in to have some publicity shots done as well. Chris is as amazed as everyone else to how Vernon used to be a model. Dave said he must have modelled gloves. Sophie and Chris went for a swanky meal out at Jamie Oliver’s London restaurant called fifteen last night. Chris said he enjoyed the meal but when Dave asked what he ate, he couldn’t really remember much detail. He said he had some scallop thing, some meat thing, some type of crab ravioli and some pasta that looked like potatoes. He also said the desserts were too posh for him, although he did recommend the beetroot sorbet. I’ll think I’ll pass on that one myself.
The big news of the night however was that no alcohol was consumed and that’s now 3 days off the booze for Mr Moyles. Chris said he’ll have a drink when he watches the Leeds - Man U Carling Cup game on Tuesday night though. Rachel said he didn’t have to. Chris asked her if she’s watched Leeds play lately. He said even Frank Skinner asks for a drink when he sees Leeds playing on the TV nowadays. Dave said ‘Hi Frank if you’re listening’.
In the 3.30 news Chris took the pee out of a clip of a squeaky little kid who was at Heathrow waiting for Concorde. Georgina got a bit arsey with Chris and said if he didn’t like the bulletin he should write a letter of complaint. Chris pretended to type one while Dave dictated. Chris went on Concorde last year (when he saw Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow on his flight). He said that everyone gets a certificate for flying on Concorde, although they can’t be arsed to put in your name and leave a line for you to do it yourself. Chris saw the last Concorde landing at Heathrow on the TV on BBC News 24. He said that all the caviar had been ate and all the champagne had been drunk, and all that now remained was for the passengers to wait four and a half hours for their bags to turn up....in Milan. Chris said the only problem with flying on Concorde was that it was all over so quickly. Dave said ‘I think that’s the general idea’. Chris played a clip he got from Five Live of a speech from Concorde’s chief pilot Mike Bannister. The speech was all about how Concorde travels above the speed of sound etc and Chris added the Star Wars music underneath it to give it the full production. This sounded good but Chris got encouraged and decided to use the Jaws music and Rule Britannia also, which didn’t fit quite as well. In this speech the pilot of Concorde mentioned ‘we’ll move faster than the earth rotates’. Dave asked if that was what the cabin crew said to you when you got on Concorde. He said on his flights it’s just normally ‘chicken or beef, chicken or beef’.
Chris played Robbie’s new single and (as inevitably as ever) the conversation got round to whether or not he will come on the show or ring in soon. Chris said he should do as Robbie’s nothing without him and Dave. Dave said ‘We made him’. The Radio 1 Mystery Afternoon Sound today was a flock of Sheep (contrary to rumours on the text that it was Aled having fun back home in Wales).
Ben from Felixstowe won the big cash prize of 25p and said he’ll need some time to think over how to spend it. Chris said he was listening to Wogan on Radio 2 this morning and heard him play Shane Ritchie’s new song. Apparently it’s a cover of Wham!’s I’m Your Man and Chris said it was truly awful. I expect it’ll be on the Radio 1 Playlist in the next couple of weeks then. Its for a good cause though, its for Children in Need.
Paddy O’Connell from Celebdaq was on the show today as per usual. He said in the Celebdaq movers chart this week, Chris is number 5 out of 300 celebrities. The top 4 are Demi Moore, Jordan, Nell McAndrew and Liza Minnelli. Paddy’s advice this week is to buy Britney and buy Kylie. He said The Sun are running a poll to find out what song/artist is the most popular to listen to while having sex - and Kylie is the favourite to win. Kylie’s new one I must say is growing on me now but Chris said he still think’s it’s poor and (excuse the pun) Slow. Paddy said perhaps that’s why it’d be good to make love to, ‘you wouldn’t want something that’d be over in 20 seconds’. Chris told Paddy to speak for himself as 10 seconds would do for him. Chris’s Celebdaq portfolio now consists (if anyone’s still interested) of Beckham, Kylie, Britney and Liza Minnelli. He had some spare cash left and said he’d buy as
many shares in Comedy Dave as he could. Dave said ‘good choice’.
Chris’s mate Paul Tonkinson and that fat bitch Vanessa Feltz are on tonight’s Celebdaq. Chris said it was a good job the guests sit on stools and not on either end of a couch anymore, ‘as Tonks would get catapulted into another studio’. Chris also revealed that he has been asked to appear as a guest on both of Paddy’s BBC 3 shows (Celebdaq and Liquid News) and as a punishment for not mentioning him on Celebdaq for ages, Chris made Paddy choose which one he goes on - which meant Paddy peeing off one production team. Paddy chose Celebdaq but I expect Chris
will be on both in the next few weeks. Next week Paddy will be on on Thursday as on Friday the show is coming direct from One Live in Brighton.
Inverness won the text and online vote with 42% of the vote. They beat challengers Kiddieminster and Swansea. Georgina called Wayne Rooney as Rain Rooney. Ray Stubbs joined the team again after 5 in place of Jonathon Pearce, must be stuck in traffic again. Ray ran the Great North Run again in Newcastle and finished aheadof his partner in TV crime Mark Lawrenson. Ray ran a faster time than last year. If your a new listener (although 700,000 listeners have deserted but this site is more popular, mmm you work out the maths) Chris ran the 2002 Great North Run along with old trainer Gym Lady Jane.
Chris was watching the knobs getting off Concorde for the very last time on the television. Ray discussed the weekends matches. Ray asked when he had to get up early. Ray talked about Arsenal faltering in Europe, Alpay leaving Villa, Wayne Rooney 18th birthday, andf correctly predicting Liverpool to beat Leeds.
Daves Tedious Link
Metallica Enter Sandman - Metallicas drummer Lars Ulrich once told Chris to * off when they met in a public lavatory in LA - Lavatories in LA also used to be a popular meeting place for George Michael before he famously got busted - Busted, the band, appeared at our One Big Sunday in Leicester along with Misteeq, Daniel Bedingfield, Athlete and Kelly Rowland - Kelly Rowland is mates with Beyonce who in turn is big big mates with us - Us rhymes with Gus who is a popular character in Eastenders - Eastenders is set in a fictional suburb of Albert Square - Squares, as well as being part of the Urban Georgian landscapes of many of our British cities are also a type of crisp - Crisps are made from potatoes as are hash browns - If you remove the word browns you are left with Hash which is potentially an illegal substance - Illegal substances can land you in jail - Jail rhymes with Gail as in Gail Hipgrave nee Porter - A porter is someone who might help you with your bags in a posh hotel and a posh hotel is somewhere you might stay if you were an internationally famous pop star like R Kelly, Bono or Ce Ce Peniston - Which links us to Ce Ce Peniston and Finally from 1992.
Dave and Chris had some new publicity photos taken this morning (presumably for the breakfast show). Chris said they were each given individual stylists and a range of top branded shirts to choose from. Chris said ‘note to Ted Baker - make them bigger’. Chris also said Dave looked slightly uneasy during the whole process, while he himself was now a veteran at the old photo-shoots. After Chris and Dave had finished, Radio 1 new boy Vernon Kay was next in to have some publicity shots done as well. Chris is as amazed as everyone else to how Vernon used to be a model. Dave said he must have modelled gloves. Sophie and Chris went for a swanky meal out at Jamie Oliver’s London restaurant called fifteen last night. Chris said he enjoyed the meal but when Dave asked what he ate, he couldn’t really remember much detail. He said he had some scallop thing, some meat thing, some type of crab ravioli and some pasta that looked like potatoes. He also said the desserts were too posh for him, although he did recommend the beetroot sorbet. I’ll think I’ll pass on that one myself.
The big news of the night however was that no alcohol was consumed and that’s now 3 days off the booze for Mr Moyles. Chris said he’ll have a drink when he watches the Leeds - Man U Carling Cup game on Tuesday night though. Rachel said he didn’t have to. Chris asked her if she’s watched Leeds play lately. He said even Frank Skinner asks for a drink when he sees Leeds playing on the TV nowadays. Dave said ‘Hi Frank if you’re listening’.
In the 3.30 news Chris took the pee out of a clip of a squeaky little kid who was at Heathrow waiting for Concorde. Georgina got a bit arsey with Chris and said if he didn’t like the bulletin he should write a letter of complaint. Chris pretended to type one while Dave dictated. Chris went on Concorde last year (when he saw Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow on his flight). He said that everyone gets a certificate for flying on Concorde, although they can’t be arsed to put in your name and leave a line for you to do it yourself. Chris saw the last Concorde landing at Heathrow on the TV on BBC News 24. He said that all the caviar had been ate and all the champagne had been drunk, and all that now remained was for the passengers to wait four and a half hours for their bags to turn up....in Milan. Chris said the only problem with flying on Concorde was that it was all over so quickly. Dave said ‘I think that’s the general idea’. Chris played a clip he got from Five Live of a speech from Concorde’s chief pilot Mike Bannister. The speech was all about how Concorde travels above the speed of sound etc and Chris added the Star Wars music underneath it to give it the full production. This sounded good but Chris got encouraged and decided to use the Jaws music and Rule Britannia also, which didn’t fit quite as well. In this speech the pilot of Concorde mentioned ‘we’ll move faster than the earth rotates’. Dave asked if that was what the cabin crew said to you when you got on Concorde. He said on his flights it’s just normally ‘chicken or beef, chicken or beef’.
Chris played Robbie’s new single and (as inevitably as ever) the conversation got round to whether or not he will come on the show or ring in soon. Chris said he should do as Robbie’s nothing without him and Dave. Dave said ‘We made him’. The Radio 1 Mystery Afternoon Sound today was a flock of Sheep (contrary to rumours on the text that it was Aled having fun back home in Wales).
Ben from Felixstowe won the big cash prize of 25p and said he’ll need some time to think over how to spend it. Chris said he was listening to Wogan on Radio 2 this morning and heard him play Shane Ritchie’s new song. Apparently it’s a cover of Wham!’s I’m Your Man and Chris said it was truly awful. I expect it’ll be on the Radio 1 Playlist in the next couple of weeks then. Its for a good cause though, its for Children in Need.
Paddy O’Connell from Celebdaq was on the show today as per usual. He said in the Celebdaq movers chart this week, Chris is number 5 out of 300 celebrities. The top 4 are Demi Moore, Jordan, Nell McAndrew and Liza Minnelli. Paddy’s advice this week is to buy Britney and buy Kylie. He said The Sun are running a poll to find out what song/artist is the most popular to listen to while having sex - and Kylie is the favourite to win. Kylie’s new one I must say is growing on me now but Chris said he still think’s it’s poor and (excuse the pun) Slow. Paddy said perhaps that’s why it’d be good to make love to, ‘you wouldn’t want something that’d be over in 20 seconds’. Chris told Paddy to speak for himself as 10 seconds would do for him. Chris’s Celebdaq portfolio now consists (if anyone’s still interested) of Beckham, Kylie, Britney and Liza Minnelli. He had some spare cash left and said he’d buy as
many shares in Comedy Dave as he could. Dave said ‘good choice’.
Chris’s mate Paul Tonkinson and that fat bitch Vanessa Feltz are on tonight’s Celebdaq. Chris said it was a good job the guests sit on stools and not on either end of a couch anymore, ‘as Tonks would get catapulted into another studio’. Chris also revealed that he has been asked to appear as a guest on both of Paddy’s BBC 3 shows (Celebdaq and Liquid News) and as a punishment for not mentioning him on Celebdaq for ages, Chris made Paddy choose which one he goes on - which meant Paddy peeing off one production team. Paddy chose Celebdaq but I expect Chris
will be on both in the next few weeks. Next week Paddy will be on on Thursday as on Friday the show is coming direct from One Live in Brighton.
Inverness won the text and online vote with 42% of the vote. They beat challengers Kiddieminster and Swansea. Georgina called Wayne Rooney as Rain Rooney. Ray Stubbs joined the team again after 5 in place of Jonathon Pearce, must be stuck in traffic again. Ray ran the Great North Run again in Newcastle and finished aheadof his partner in TV crime Mark Lawrenson. Ray ran a faster time than last year. If your a new listener (although 700,000 listeners have deserted but this site is more popular, mmm you work out the maths) Chris ran the 2002 Great North Run along with old trainer Gym Lady Jane.
Chris was watching the knobs getting off Concorde for the very last time on the television. Ray discussed the weekends matches. Ray asked when he had to get up early. Ray talked about Arsenal faltering in Europe, Alpay leaving Villa, Wayne Rooney 18th birthday, andf correctly predicting Liverpool to beat Leeds.
Daves Tedious Link
Metallica Enter Sandman - Metallicas drummer Lars Ulrich once told Chris to * off when they met in a public lavatory in LA - Lavatories in LA also used to be a popular meeting place for George Michael before he famously got busted - Busted, the band, appeared at our One Big Sunday in Leicester along with Misteeq, Daniel Bedingfield, Athlete and Kelly Rowland - Kelly Rowland is mates with Beyonce who in turn is big big mates with us - Us rhymes with Gus who is a popular character in Eastenders - Eastenders is set in a fictional suburb of Albert Square - Squares, as well as being part of the Urban Georgian landscapes of many of our British cities are also a type of crisp - Crisps are made from potatoes as are hash browns - If you remove the word browns you are left with Hash which is potentially an illegal substance - Illegal substances can land you in jail - Jail rhymes with Gail as in Gail Hipgrave nee Porter - A porter is someone who might help you with your bags in a posh hotel and a posh hotel is somewhere you might stay if you were an internationally famous pop star like R Kelly, Bono or Ce Ce Peniston - Which links us to Ce Ce Peniston and Finally from 1992.
