chrismoyles.net
- Mon Nov 03, 2003 9:32 pm
#241798
1. The Strokes - 12:51, 2. Iio - Rapture, 3. Ashanti - Rain On Me, 4. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love, 5. Robbie Williams - Sexed Up 3:30 NEWS 6. Missy Elliott - Pass That Dutch, 7. Starsailor - Born Again, 8. Love Inc - You’re A Superstar, 9. Jay Z feat Beyoncé Knowles - 03 Bonnie and Clyde, 10. Kylie Minogue - Slow, 11. Elbow - Fugitive Motel, 12. 50 Cent feat Snoop Dogg - P.I.M.P, 13. Holly Valance - State Of Mind 4:30 NEWS AND SPORT 14. Fatman Scoop feat The Crooklyn Clan - Be Faithful, 15. Stereophonics - Since I Told You It's Over, 16. Solex - Close to the Edge, 17. Christina Aguilera - Beautiful 5:00 NEWS AND SPORT 18. Pink - Trouble, 19. Ian Van Dahl - Reason, 20. Ludacris - Stand Up, 21. Plummet - Damaged, 22. INXS - New Sensation (Tedious Link), 23. Sugababes - Hole In The Head, 24. Mark Ronson feat Ghostface & Nate Dogg - Ooh Wee
The first link began (as normal) with the best bits of yesterday’s show. Today it was a snippet of the Beyonce interview. Chris boasted again about turning down her advances. He joked that she was a bit of a flirt as apparently his mate who is an electrician turned down her down aswell when he was rewiring her house the other week. Dave said she was clearly a tart. Chris said he can wave goodbye to that exclusive Beyonce interview next week now. Chris and Dave were in early today and Chris said they have been practising their mixing skills ahead of tomorrows show in Brighton. Chris said there was a rule for guests tomorrow ‘No bikini, no entry - so to speak’. The location still hasn’t been named although Dave said they (surprise surprise) will be in a boozer. An e-mail came in saying the location wasn’t a secret as there are flyers on lampposts across Brighton saying where tomorrows show is coming from.
Chris asked if people could stand outside David Blaine stylee and watch. Rachel said she’d have to check. Chris said it’s been booked or 6 months so with less than 24 hours to go until the show, now might be a good time to check. Norman Cook is a guest tomorrow. Rachel won’t be there (Aled is producing) but added there’ll be a special surprise tribute to Norman in the show. Chris said that was meant to be a secret and had a go at her. She got upset. Dave got between them and recalled the time when himself and Will gave away the entire Radio 1 summer schedule in one foul link.
Because the show is in Brighton tomorrow there’ll be no tedious link and no Celebdaq update. Paddy O’Connell was on today instead. Chris was upset with Paddy’s tips from last week because he bought Britney and said she’d gone down on him (nothing to be upset about). Chris’s portfolio now consists of Beckham, Beyonce, Kylie, Dave Lloyd Vitty, McCartney and Mills (Heather not Scott). The Mirror and The London Evening Standard are leading today with headlines about their new baby boy when they in fact they've had a girl. Chris asked who else Paddy recommends to buy this week. Paddy said Pink, Robbie, Mariah Carey or Mr Dull himself Ronan Keating (they’ve all got new singles out).
Chris said Ronan is a nice guy but is 28 years old going on 50. Chris moaned to Paddy about the fact that column inches from The Inverness Chronicle aren’t included in Celebdaq as he’s been in there a lot lately. Chris said it was Inverness-ist. Chris and Paddy talked for ages and Chris said Claudia Winkleman (Paddy’s co-host on Liquid News) is trying to copy his style. Rachel complained after to Chris that the link went on for 15 minutes without a record. She aint seen nothing yet.
There was a story in newsbeat about the England Rugby Team being fined 10 grand. Chris got his old Frank Butcher ‘5 grand’ clip out. He proceeded to play some classic clips off the CD that he hasn’t played for a while - go to hell, boobs is what they want, well how do you like that and the classic Peggy Mitchell clip ‘you’ve gone and given it all away’. Chris talked about Robbie’s new one Sexed Up and said he thought there are better singles than it on Escapology. Chris said ‘what do I know though’. Dave said ‘you’re just a Djay’. Chris said to Dave ‘no, not just a DJ. I am to radio what Robbie Williams is to pop music’. Dumb arse Helen was on Round 1 of Quiz Me Quick today. She was sitting outside work in the car park with her boyfriend. She got 4 tickets to the big bikini-beach party tomorrow.
Chris played Jay Z and Beyonce and introduced it by saying ‘it’s my missus’. Jay Z would probably have something to say about that. Chris had a copy of today’s Kidderminster Chronicle in the studio. The lead story accused Chris of saying that Kidderminster is a sad place where nothing happens. Probably true but Chris never said it. Apparently he’s been challenged to come and have a look at the area for himself but said he hasn’t received an invitation. All the quotes in the story came from Kidderminster’s Councillor Helen DYKE. Chris and Dave resisted the temptation but made sure we knew her name. She said in the article ‘Chris ridiculed our own town in his drivetime show that has lost 700,000 listeners in the past year’. Dave said ‘Oooh. There going for the jugular’. Rachel said she was upset about the whole Kidderminster-Moyles fiasco. Chris’s favourite quote from Councillor DYKE was ‘It’s difficult trying to compete with much bigger places like Inverness and Swansea’.
John Peel is feeling perkier although the weather was awful. John had finally managed to get Chris on the telly. John said that he thoroughly enjoyed himself going round the record shops. Chris was unsure about the Melt Banana gig. John sensed that Chris was going to see Janes Addiction along with Dave. Chris said that he needed looked after at one of Johns gigs. The Radio 1 quiz was won by Dr Mark and Jo Whiley so Dave won the fiver off Spoony and Chris though getting money off Spoony is harder than trying to get charity money from the Leeds Chairman.
John Peels wife Shiela got stuck in a lift for about 5 minutes and some man tried to pick a fight with him. Someone called Dominic brought John some red wine to the quiz.
John - Because of my flu I set off to bed early at about 1:30am and a bloke tried to pick a fight with me in the lift. And there was 4 of us in the lift and 4 is as many people you could get in the lift so it would have been perfectly ridiculous. He wanted me to go to his room so he could impress his mates that he could drag a Radio 1 DJ to his room for a drink, you know and I said that I was feeling really ill and just wanted to go to bed and he got a bit hostile and then eventually his mates who were with him had to kind of restrain him. He was going to chase me in the corridor and gave me the pounding that I so richly deserved. I am a bit of a spent force as to fighting goes so I was quite pleased his mates held him back
Chris - No offence John, but if you were trying to pull a Radio 1 DJ back to your room, you would pick Jo Whiley or Coxy
John - I think their motives were not sexual, if they were, they were deeply deviant
Daves Tedious Link
All Saints I Know Where Its At - All Saints were famous for wearing combat trousers as are the armed forces - The armed forces can fight on land, on sea and on air - Air Supply had a top 11 hit with All Out Of Love - All Out of Love could be a term to best describe Sadie Frost and Jude Law - Sadie Frost shares the same surname as David Frost who was on the last concorde flight along with Jeremy Clarkson and Joan Collins - Joan Collins was a big star in Dynasty in which she played Alexis Carrington - Carrington is the training ground for Manchester Utd - Man Utd have been drawn against West Brom in the next round of the Carling Cup - West Brom are managed by Gary Megson - Gary Megson shares the same first name as Gary Davies - Gary Davies prides himself on his appearance and is seldom seen without his trademark suntan - Suntan lotion can protect you from harmful rays - Rays are plentiful in the world of show business like Ray from Big Brother, Ray Davies and Ray Reardon to name but 3 - 3 minus 1 is 2 - 2 is the number of ears a rabbit has - Rabbits live in a hutch and if you add the letter ence to hutch you get hutchence as in Michael Hutchence - Which links us to INXS and New Sensation.
. You cant fight on air, you have to fight in the air.
. Joan Collins played Alexis Colby in Dynasty.
The first link began (as normal) with the best bits of yesterday’s show. Today it was a snippet of the Beyonce interview. Chris boasted again about turning down her advances. He joked that she was a bit of a flirt as apparently his mate who is an electrician turned down her down aswell when he was rewiring her house the other week. Dave said she was clearly a tart. Chris said he can wave goodbye to that exclusive Beyonce interview next week now. Chris and Dave were in early today and Chris said they have been practising their mixing skills ahead of tomorrows show in Brighton. Chris said there was a rule for guests tomorrow ‘No bikini, no entry - so to speak’. The location still hasn’t been named although Dave said they (surprise surprise) will be in a boozer. An e-mail came in saying the location wasn’t a secret as there are flyers on lampposts across Brighton saying where tomorrows show is coming from.
Chris asked if people could stand outside David Blaine stylee and watch. Rachel said she’d have to check. Chris said it’s been booked or 6 months so with less than 24 hours to go until the show, now might be a good time to check. Norman Cook is a guest tomorrow. Rachel won’t be there (Aled is producing) but added there’ll be a special surprise tribute to Norman in the show. Chris said that was meant to be a secret and had a go at her. She got upset. Dave got between them and recalled the time when himself and Will gave away the entire Radio 1 summer schedule in one foul link.
Because the show is in Brighton tomorrow there’ll be no tedious link and no Celebdaq update. Paddy O’Connell was on today instead. Chris was upset with Paddy’s tips from last week because he bought Britney and said she’d gone down on him (nothing to be upset about). Chris’s portfolio now consists of Beckham, Beyonce, Kylie, Dave Lloyd Vitty, McCartney and Mills (Heather not Scott). The Mirror and The London Evening Standard are leading today with headlines about their new baby boy when they in fact they've had a girl. Chris asked who else Paddy recommends to buy this week. Paddy said Pink, Robbie, Mariah Carey or Mr Dull himself Ronan Keating (they’ve all got new singles out).
Chris said Ronan is a nice guy but is 28 years old going on 50. Chris moaned to Paddy about the fact that column inches from The Inverness Chronicle aren’t included in Celebdaq as he’s been in there a lot lately. Chris said it was Inverness-ist. Chris and Paddy talked for ages and Chris said Claudia Winkleman (Paddy’s co-host on Liquid News) is trying to copy his style. Rachel complained after to Chris that the link went on for 15 minutes without a record. She aint seen nothing yet.
There was a story in newsbeat about the England Rugby Team being fined 10 grand. Chris got his old Frank Butcher ‘5 grand’ clip out. He proceeded to play some classic clips off the CD that he hasn’t played for a while - go to hell, boobs is what they want, well how do you like that and the classic Peggy Mitchell clip ‘you’ve gone and given it all away’. Chris talked about Robbie’s new one Sexed Up and said he thought there are better singles than it on Escapology. Chris said ‘what do I know though’. Dave said ‘you’re just a Djay’. Chris said to Dave ‘no, not just a DJ. I am to radio what Robbie Williams is to pop music’. Dumb arse Helen was on Round 1 of Quiz Me Quick today. She was sitting outside work in the car park with her boyfriend. She got 4 tickets to the big bikini-beach party tomorrow.
Chris played Jay Z and Beyonce and introduced it by saying ‘it’s my missus’. Jay Z would probably have something to say about that. Chris had a copy of today’s Kidderminster Chronicle in the studio. The lead story accused Chris of saying that Kidderminster is a sad place where nothing happens. Probably true but Chris never said it. Apparently he’s been challenged to come and have a look at the area for himself but said he hasn’t received an invitation. All the quotes in the story came from Kidderminster’s Councillor Helen DYKE. Chris and Dave resisted the temptation but made sure we knew her name. She said in the article ‘Chris ridiculed our own town in his drivetime show that has lost 700,000 listeners in the past year’. Dave said ‘Oooh. There going for the jugular’. Rachel said she was upset about the whole Kidderminster-Moyles fiasco. Chris’s favourite quote from Councillor DYKE was ‘It’s difficult trying to compete with much bigger places like Inverness and Swansea’.
John Peel is feeling perkier although the weather was awful. John had finally managed to get Chris on the telly. John said that he thoroughly enjoyed himself going round the record shops. Chris was unsure about the Melt Banana gig. John sensed that Chris was going to see Janes Addiction along with Dave. Chris said that he needed looked after at one of Johns gigs. The Radio 1 quiz was won by Dr Mark and Jo Whiley so Dave won the fiver off Spoony and Chris though getting money off Spoony is harder than trying to get charity money from the Leeds Chairman.
John Peels wife Shiela got stuck in a lift for about 5 minutes and some man tried to pick a fight with him. Someone called Dominic brought John some red wine to the quiz.
John - Because of my flu I set off to bed early at about 1:30am and a bloke tried to pick a fight with me in the lift. And there was 4 of us in the lift and 4 is as many people you could get in the lift so it would have been perfectly ridiculous. He wanted me to go to his room so he could impress his mates that he could drag a Radio 1 DJ to his room for a drink, you know and I said that I was feeling really ill and just wanted to go to bed and he got a bit hostile and then eventually his mates who were with him had to kind of restrain him. He was going to chase me in the corridor and gave me the pounding that I so richly deserved. I am a bit of a spent force as to fighting goes so I was quite pleased his mates held him back
Chris - No offence John, but if you were trying to pull a Radio 1 DJ back to your room, you would pick Jo Whiley or Coxy
John - I think their motives were not sexual, if they were, they were deeply deviant
Daves Tedious Link
All Saints I Know Where Its At - All Saints were famous for wearing combat trousers as are the armed forces - The armed forces can fight on land, on sea and on air - Air Supply had a top 11 hit with All Out Of Love - All Out of Love could be a term to best describe Sadie Frost and Jude Law - Sadie Frost shares the same surname as David Frost who was on the last concorde flight along with Jeremy Clarkson and Joan Collins - Joan Collins was a big star in Dynasty in which she played Alexis Carrington - Carrington is the training ground for Manchester Utd - Man Utd have been drawn against West Brom in the next round of the Carling Cup - West Brom are managed by Gary Megson - Gary Megson shares the same first name as Gary Davies - Gary Davies prides himself on his appearance and is seldom seen without his trademark suntan - Suntan lotion can protect you from harmful rays - Rays are plentiful in the world of show business like Ray from Big Brother, Ray Davies and Ray Reardon to name but 3 - 3 minus 1 is 2 - 2 is the number of ears a rabbit has - Rabbits live in a hutch and if you add the letter ence to hutch you get hutchence as in Michael Hutchence - Which links us to INXS and New Sensation.
. You cant fight on air, you have to fight in the air.
. Joan Collins played Alexis Colby in Dynasty.
