chrismoyles.net
- Tue Nov 25, 2003 11:14 pm
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1. Outkast - Hey Ya, 2. Travis - Sing, 3. Dizzee Rascal - Jus a Rascal, 4. Fatman Scoop feat The Crooklyn Clan - Be Faithful, 5. Lemar - 50/50 3:30 NEWS 6. Nelly Furtado - Powerless, 7. Busted - Crashed The Wedding, 8. The Black Eyed Peas - Shut Up, 9. Foo Fighters - All My Life, 10. Stereophonics - Have A Nice Day, 11. Dido - Life For Rent, 12. Big Brovaz - Ain't What You Do, 13. Pink - Trouble 4:30 NEWS AND SPORT 14. Missy Elliott - Pass That Dutch, 15. Linkin Park - In The End, 16. Madonna - Love Profusion, 17. Kelly Rowland - Stole, 18. Puddle Of Mudd - Away From Me 5:00 NEWS AND SPORT 19. Kylie Minogue - Slow, 20. Coldplay - Yellow, 21. Mary J Blige feat Eve - Not Today, 22. Robbie Williams - Sexed Up, 23. Alanis Morissette - Hand In My Pocket, 24. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Fortune Faded, 25. Alicia Keys - You Don’t Know My Name
Today is Inverness Eve. Chris and the team will be switching on the Inverness Xmas Lights tomorrow night and are flying up there tonight. They will be doing the show from live from BBC Inverness tomorrow. Before Chris went on the air today, he had been sent a link to a page that contained a webcam of Inverness Castle and the Ness bridge. I am pretty sure that this is the link they were using -
http://www.camvista.com/scotland/highlands/icastle.php3.
Chris wouldn’t mention the address on air in fear of the site crashing. He wanted as many people as possible to gather on the bridge for after the 3:30 news with Georgina. Sure enough a crowd gathered. Not much of one however. Just the four of them. Chris became annoyed that because the webcam was being mentioned, people decided to clean it and hold up various pieces of paper infront of it, while him and Dave were trying to view their adoring fans. There were just 2 of these fans left after the paper was removed. Chris said one guy was waving. Dave said he wasn’t waving, he was hailing a cab. Chris said a coach of fans had just pulled up. Turns out they were waiting at traffic lights. Chris asked George if the link was enjoyable for people who couldn’t see what they were watching. She said no and said she had an image in her head of there just being one old lady and a dog there. Chris - ‘Well that’s more than we’ve got to be honest’.
Chris was on the search for more webcams. He found one at Belushi’s Bar in Shepherds Bush (London). This again I think is the link -
http://www.camvista.com/england/london/belushi01.php3.
Chris said it was really empty and urged people to go in there, buy a drink and say that Chris Moyles was mentioning them on the radio. Chris was obviously after a free meal and drink for the next time he’s nearby. Dave thought it’d be a better idea to find ‘webcam bars’ in Inverness that would secure them free ale for tonight when they arrive. He said he hoped this campaign would be more successful than their bridge/castle appeal. Chris stayed in last night and watched a bit of the Inter Milan - Arsenal game (that Arsenal won 5-1). He went to bed quite early. He vowed tonight will be a late one in Inverness and said that there was a rule - nobody on the team could go to bed before 1am. Aled and Rachel were not happy as they both got up before Chris this morning and will be doing so again tomorrow. Rachel got up at 6 today, Aled at 7:30 and Dave at 8:30. Chris pretended he got up 5 mins before each of them at 5.55, 7.25 & 8.25. He said he had a weak bladder and therefore kept getting up and going back to bed again. Dave said he didn’t want to wet the bed. After this he conversation somehow turned to how often they each wash their bed sheets. Dave hadn’t done his for 18 months until last night, as Emma washes them. Aled has never washed his - he said various people who love him do them for him. This was basically a cover-up for the fact that when he goes back home to Aberystwyth (every 2 or 3 weeks), his mum washes them. Rachel washes hers every week. Chris said he did aswell...well not him technically but his cleaner, but he said it was the same thing. Dave said his sheets smell like fresh summer meadows. Chris said more like Grimsby fish market.
More Inverness stuff now and Geordie Gerry Reynolds from the Inverness Council was back on the phone to run through the last-minute details for the big day tomorrow. Chris mentioned the fact that Gerry has registered and posted on the chrismoyles.net messageboard. This finally proved that Chris does read the boards and this mention easily managed to break the online board users record, up to 143. Gerry is going out with the team in Inverness tonight, despite admitting he can't really handle his drink. The plan is to go to a couple of regular pubs, then
The Yard where it is amateur pole dancing night and then the Johnny Foxes pub for karaoke night. Chris said he was definitely going to be checking out the amateur pole dancing, not because of the pole dancing but because he likes to support ‘fresh new talent’. Dave said they were supporting ‘grass roots stripping’. Chris wasn’t best pleased that Gerry however revealed that they are staying in Culloden House Hotel, and Chris is staying in a room once occupied by Prince Charles.
Aled had a Guess Who. It was Louise Redknapp. He jumped out infront of her car in central London on Saturday, forcing her to brake sharply. Chris said she should have carried on and hit him. Dave thought he’d already told Dave who it was as Dave managed to get 7 questions right in a row at one point. Chris talked about Louise’s time in Eternal. He said he was a big Eternal fan and said he had a poster of them in his room. Chris laughed at the fact that Rachel thought he was joking. He said Eternal were a ‘fine, fine band’ and reeled off a list of their hits. Rachel said she’d test him on his knowledge of all things Eternal, except she didn’t have any of the answers to her questions. Chris played the Mastermind music. Dave did a funny impression of Magnus Magnusson, ruined only by the fact he had no sense of timing when trying to introduce Chris - and kept talking over the music. After 5 minutes of preparing, the quiz lasted all of two questions. Rachel asked who the two sisters were in Eternal. They were called Easther and Vernie. Chris got mixed up with Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street. It was a bizarre link to say the least. Dave said that when he is asked how much of the show is written, he can honestly say that ‘sometimes we throw the script away’. Chris played the latest Big Brovaz bilge again. He said he wasn’t a fan of it. He also played Dizzee Rascal and revealed that him and Dave have come up with a possible parody for it and just haven’t had the time to record it yet. So watch this space folks.
Chris read out the rude e-mail that he was going to read out yesterday. It was sent to his agent from a TV researcher and reads as follows:
Hi Vivian, we’re doing a documentary on the art of seduction and would be thrilled if Chris and Sophie would agree to be interviewed for it. We’re making a documentary on how to get the partner of your dreams. Be they a millionaire or a celebrity, or someone just staggeringly better looking than yourself. We want to hear from high profile people who’ve actually managed to achieve these seemingly impossible feats and hear how they managed to do it. The aim is to break down what makes people attracted to the opposite sex and hopefully concluding that winning anyone you want is all about personalities. Chris is not famed for his looks but is still going out with the gorgeous Sophie and many would like to know how he did it. Was it some killer line or something that he did? We’d be very grateful if they would let us interview them about that in an episode about their life, and feature it as a heroic tale.
Chris was upset about the fact that they essentially called him ugly and said Sophie was better looking than him. It is obviously 100% true but Chris was less understanding and told the researcher to stick their interview up their arse. Chris asked if there were any Sheiks about who would like to pump 80 million into Leeds Utd. He said he thinks its too depressing to talk about. Thank God, less football talk. Chris talked more about Pole dancing and mentioned that Lizzie and Nemone went on Lap Dancing lessons. Chris bragged that he had a picture disc of Madonna's Open Your Heart.
The woman researcher above sent a reply to Chris
We would like to apologise from the very bottom of our miserable hearts if weve upset the poor chap. we were genuinely shocked that a man of his enormous stature (celebrity stature obviously) was upset by our unfortunate suggestion that he is less good looking than his lovely girlfriend. What we were meant to imply was that in our opinion Mr Moyles is much less good looking than his lovely girlfriend. We hope you understand the cheeky insult is a thinly camouflaged compliment highlighting the heroic triumph of personality and giving hope to ugly bastards everywhere. If Mr Moyles believes we are wrong, we suggest he should ask his listeners to call in and nominate couples whose looks gap is bigger. We very much hope that Moyles will reconsider this offer to appear on our programme and Best Wishes
He decided to throw the email in the bin and said good luck in their researching career, though it wont be long. Chris had a copy of Pop Idols Happy Xmas War is Over. He said the song had a meaning when Lennon and Ono wrote it, now its just a cash cow for Simon Cowell and the rest and just using the foolhardy students. Chris said that to be fair it launched the career of Will Young and that Gareth Gates serves a purpose but the ones this year are glorified karoake singers. Chris opened it to the public. Thankfully the texters voted VOTE NO and Chris decided not to play it. Chris would prefer that Proper Chrimbo would be number one. Someone from Radio Inverness asked if he could go out with them to the pub. Shane from the Poledancing place offered to change the night to Wednesday to suit them.
Daves Tedious Link
Daft Punk One More Time - Daft Punk are from France as is Gerard Depardieu - Gerard has a big nose as does Phil Thompson - Phil Thompson shares the same surname as Daley Thompson - Daley Thompson is a famous athlete - Athletes Foot is a type of fungus as are mushrooms - Mushrooms can be cooked or eaten raw, like sushi - Raw Like Sushi was the debut album by Neneh Cherry - Cherry rhymes with Ferry as in Bryan Ferry - Bryan Ferry has black hair and in that respects shares something in common with Yoko Ono - ONO in the world of car trading stands for Or Nearest Offer - If you remove the first two letters of Offer and reverse the 3 you have left you are left with REF - Ref is an abbreviation of the word referee - If a referee is about to book a player in a game of football he will reach to pull out a card by putting his hand in his pockets - Which links us to Hand In My Pocket by Alanis Morissette.
Today is Inverness Eve. Chris and the team will be switching on the Inverness Xmas Lights tomorrow night and are flying up there tonight. They will be doing the show from live from BBC Inverness tomorrow. Before Chris went on the air today, he had been sent a link to a page that contained a webcam of Inverness Castle and the Ness bridge. I am pretty sure that this is the link they were using -
http://www.camvista.com/scotland/highlands/icastle.php3.
Chris wouldn’t mention the address on air in fear of the site crashing. He wanted as many people as possible to gather on the bridge for after the 3:30 news with Georgina. Sure enough a crowd gathered. Not much of one however. Just the four of them. Chris became annoyed that because the webcam was being mentioned, people decided to clean it and hold up various pieces of paper infront of it, while him and Dave were trying to view their adoring fans. There were just 2 of these fans left after the paper was removed. Chris said one guy was waving. Dave said he wasn’t waving, he was hailing a cab. Chris said a coach of fans had just pulled up. Turns out they were waiting at traffic lights. Chris asked George if the link was enjoyable for people who couldn’t see what they were watching. She said no and said she had an image in her head of there just being one old lady and a dog there. Chris - ‘Well that’s more than we’ve got to be honest’.
Chris was on the search for more webcams. He found one at Belushi’s Bar in Shepherds Bush (London). This again I think is the link -
http://www.camvista.com/england/london/belushi01.php3.
Chris said it was really empty and urged people to go in there, buy a drink and say that Chris Moyles was mentioning them on the radio. Chris was obviously after a free meal and drink for the next time he’s nearby. Dave thought it’d be a better idea to find ‘webcam bars’ in Inverness that would secure them free ale for tonight when they arrive. He said he hoped this campaign would be more successful than their bridge/castle appeal. Chris stayed in last night and watched a bit of the Inter Milan - Arsenal game (that Arsenal won 5-1). He went to bed quite early. He vowed tonight will be a late one in Inverness and said that there was a rule - nobody on the team could go to bed before 1am. Aled and Rachel were not happy as they both got up before Chris this morning and will be doing so again tomorrow. Rachel got up at 6 today, Aled at 7:30 and Dave at 8:30. Chris pretended he got up 5 mins before each of them at 5.55, 7.25 & 8.25. He said he had a weak bladder and therefore kept getting up and going back to bed again. Dave said he didn’t want to wet the bed. After this he conversation somehow turned to how often they each wash their bed sheets. Dave hadn’t done his for 18 months until last night, as Emma washes them. Aled has never washed his - he said various people who love him do them for him. This was basically a cover-up for the fact that when he goes back home to Aberystwyth (every 2 or 3 weeks), his mum washes them. Rachel washes hers every week. Chris said he did aswell...well not him technically but his cleaner, but he said it was the same thing. Dave said his sheets smell like fresh summer meadows. Chris said more like Grimsby fish market.
More Inverness stuff now and Geordie Gerry Reynolds from the Inverness Council was back on the phone to run through the last-minute details for the big day tomorrow. Chris mentioned the fact that Gerry has registered and posted on the chrismoyles.net messageboard. This finally proved that Chris does read the boards and this mention easily managed to break the online board users record, up to 143. Gerry is going out with the team in Inverness tonight, despite admitting he can't really handle his drink. The plan is to go to a couple of regular pubs, then
The Yard where it is amateur pole dancing night and then the Johnny Foxes pub for karaoke night. Chris said he was definitely going to be checking out the amateur pole dancing, not because of the pole dancing but because he likes to support ‘fresh new talent’. Dave said they were supporting ‘grass roots stripping’. Chris wasn’t best pleased that Gerry however revealed that they are staying in Culloden House Hotel, and Chris is staying in a room once occupied by Prince Charles.
Aled had a Guess Who. It was Louise Redknapp. He jumped out infront of her car in central London on Saturday, forcing her to brake sharply. Chris said she should have carried on and hit him. Dave thought he’d already told Dave who it was as Dave managed to get 7 questions right in a row at one point. Chris talked about Louise’s time in Eternal. He said he was a big Eternal fan and said he had a poster of them in his room. Chris laughed at the fact that Rachel thought he was joking. He said Eternal were a ‘fine, fine band’ and reeled off a list of their hits. Rachel said she’d test him on his knowledge of all things Eternal, except she didn’t have any of the answers to her questions. Chris played the Mastermind music. Dave did a funny impression of Magnus Magnusson, ruined only by the fact he had no sense of timing when trying to introduce Chris - and kept talking over the music. After 5 minutes of preparing, the quiz lasted all of two questions. Rachel asked who the two sisters were in Eternal. They were called Easther and Vernie. Chris got mixed up with Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street. It was a bizarre link to say the least. Dave said that when he is asked how much of the show is written, he can honestly say that ‘sometimes we throw the script away’. Chris played the latest Big Brovaz bilge again. He said he wasn’t a fan of it. He also played Dizzee Rascal and revealed that him and Dave have come up with a possible parody for it and just haven’t had the time to record it yet. So watch this space folks.
Chris read out the rude e-mail that he was going to read out yesterday. It was sent to his agent from a TV researcher and reads as follows:
Hi Vivian, we’re doing a documentary on the art of seduction and would be thrilled if Chris and Sophie would agree to be interviewed for it. We’re making a documentary on how to get the partner of your dreams. Be they a millionaire or a celebrity, or someone just staggeringly better looking than yourself. We want to hear from high profile people who’ve actually managed to achieve these seemingly impossible feats and hear how they managed to do it. The aim is to break down what makes people attracted to the opposite sex and hopefully concluding that winning anyone you want is all about personalities. Chris is not famed for his looks but is still going out with the gorgeous Sophie and many would like to know how he did it. Was it some killer line or something that he did? We’d be very grateful if they would let us interview them about that in an episode about their life, and feature it as a heroic tale.
Chris was upset about the fact that they essentially called him ugly and said Sophie was better looking than him. It is obviously 100% true but Chris was less understanding and told the researcher to stick their interview up their arse. Chris asked if there were any Sheiks about who would like to pump 80 million into Leeds Utd. He said he thinks its too depressing to talk about. Thank God, less football talk. Chris talked more about Pole dancing and mentioned that Lizzie and Nemone went on Lap Dancing lessons. Chris bragged that he had a picture disc of Madonna's Open Your Heart.
The woman researcher above sent a reply to Chris
We would like to apologise from the very bottom of our miserable hearts if weve upset the poor chap. we were genuinely shocked that a man of his enormous stature (celebrity stature obviously) was upset by our unfortunate suggestion that he is less good looking than his lovely girlfriend. What we were meant to imply was that in our opinion Mr Moyles is much less good looking than his lovely girlfriend. We hope you understand the cheeky insult is a thinly camouflaged compliment highlighting the heroic triumph of personality and giving hope to ugly bastards everywhere. If Mr Moyles believes we are wrong, we suggest he should ask his listeners to call in and nominate couples whose looks gap is bigger. We very much hope that Moyles will reconsider this offer to appear on our programme and Best Wishes
He decided to throw the email in the bin and said good luck in their researching career, though it wont be long. Chris had a copy of Pop Idols Happy Xmas War is Over. He said the song had a meaning when Lennon and Ono wrote it, now its just a cash cow for Simon Cowell and the rest and just using the foolhardy students. Chris said that to be fair it launched the career of Will Young and that Gareth Gates serves a purpose but the ones this year are glorified karoake singers. Chris opened it to the public. Thankfully the texters voted VOTE NO and Chris decided not to play it. Chris would prefer that Proper Chrimbo would be number one. Someone from Radio Inverness asked if he could go out with them to the pub. Shane from the Poledancing place offered to change the night to Wednesday to suit them.
Daves Tedious Link
Daft Punk One More Time - Daft Punk are from France as is Gerard Depardieu - Gerard has a big nose as does Phil Thompson - Phil Thompson shares the same surname as Daley Thompson - Daley Thompson is a famous athlete - Athletes Foot is a type of fungus as are mushrooms - Mushrooms can be cooked or eaten raw, like sushi - Raw Like Sushi was the debut album by Neneh Cherry - Cherry rhymes with Ferry as in Bryan Ferry - Bryan Ferry has black hair and in that respects shares something in common with Yoko Ono - ONO in the world of car trading stands for Or Nearest Offer - If you remove the first two letters of Offer and reverse the 3 you have left you are left with REF - Ref is an abbreviation of the word referee - If a referee is about to book a player in a game of football he will reach to pull out a card by putting his hand in his pockets - Which links us to Hand In My Pocket by Alanis Morissette.
