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- Wed Feb 18, 2004 1:35 pm
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(Rachel, Dave and Chris last night at the Brits)
1. Basement Jaxx feat Lisa Kekaula - Good Luck 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Pink - God Is A DJ, 3. Stereophonics - Movie Star, 4. BUZZ OFF - Gorillaz - 19-2000 (Soulchild Remix), 5. The Black Eyed Peas feat Justin Timberlake - Where Is The Love, 6. Ferry Corsten - Rock Your Body Rock 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Daniel Bedingfield - Gotta Get Thru This, 8. Britney Spears - Toxic, 9. Beenie Man feat Ms.Thing - Dude, 10. Lemar - Another Day, 11. Jennifer Lopez - Baby I Love U! (R. Kelly remix) 8:00 NEWSBEAT 12. Christina Aguilera - Fighter, 13. The Strokes - Reptilia, 14. Outkast - Hey Ya/Beyonce Knowles - Crazy In Love (performed live at last nights Brits), 15. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love 8:30 NEWSBEAT 16. Jamelia - Superstar, 17. 50 Cent - If I Can't, 18. Busted - Who's David, 19. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Can’t Stop, 20. Duran Duran - The Reflex (Tedious Link), 21. Joss Stone - Fell In Love With A Boy, 22. Usher feat Ludacris - Yeah, 23. Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out, 24. Deepest Blue - Give It Away 9:30 NEWSBEAT 25. LMC vs U2 - Take Me To The Clouds Above, 26. DMX - X Gonna Give It To Ya, 27. Dido - Life For Rent
Following a wild night of showbiz partying at the Brits and just three hours of sleep, full marks had to go to the breakfast team for actually breaking with Radio 1 tradition and turning up for the show this morning. Granted, Chris was slurring his words but he claimed it was purely down to a lack of sleep and not down to the five bottles of Grolsch he consumed last night. He finally got to bed at half one and woke up for work at half 4 today, meaning he was feeling shattered but perky by the time the show hit the air. Dave said it was “Rock o’clock”. Chris called last night one of the most surreal nights of his life and agreed with his girlfriend Sophie that it was by far the most showbiz thing they have ever been to. Moyles recounted tales of how he had been chatting to Lord Brockett just six hours earlier, who he called an amazing man. Bizarrely they were introduced by old producer Ben Cooper, who hadn’t met Brockett before last night either. Chris of course presented the Radio 1 Award for Best Breakthrough Artist, won by Busted. Chris thought he went down well with the crowd but some of the e-mailers and texters didn’t agree (for more on Chris’s performance see the Brits mini-section below todays review). The show was delayed on ITV1 last night of course and Chris wasn’t too pleased to find out that some of his speech had been edited out. The part excluded was apparently “I'm sitting backstage - it's rubbish. I've got to look at Dr Fox's fat face all night. No food, no booze, no birds - it's rubbish”. Chris said he had received plenty of compliments regarding his choice of outfit last night, which included an authentic England 2002 World Cup suit (given to him free by Burtons) and a Paul Smith floral shirt which was praised by Beyonce and Gwen Stefani, something that pleased Chris as he said he had spent a fair few quid on it.
MOYLES BACKSTAGE AT THE BRITS;
The team set up in the mini-Radio 1 studio backstage last night and Chris managed to grab lots of the winners and performers as they walked by. Beyonce only talked to the Moyles show, much to the annoyance of nearby Capital FM presenters (or as Chris and Dave referred to them - tin pot local radio reporters). Chris played clips from most of the interviews he did last night throughout todays show. Each interviewee had to answer two random questions picked from the Chris Moyles question tombola in the studio, or “The Chamber of Chance” as Comedy Dave preferred to call it. Unbeknown to the artists, one of the questions was always the same - the question that is fast reaching legendary status...“What is your favourite type of cheese?”. (You can now vote for yourself via the Brits pages on Chris’s R1 mini-site). Chris both opened and closed the show today with a montage of these cheese answers, including answers from some celebs that Chris didn’t have time to play out interviews with. These included Kerry McFadden, Cat Deeley, Basement Jaxx and 50 Cent (for 50 Cent/Moyles news see end of todays review). Here are summaries of the interviews he did play out and what the stars had to say for themselves...apart from Duran Duran cos they were dull.
JAMIE CULLUM: Jamie loved Chris’s speech, which Dave referred to as “quietly understated”. Chris told Jamie a story about the version of Pharrell Williams’ Frontin' that he did in the Live Lounge for Jo Whiley last week. It turns out that Pharrell was in with Jo later in the week with N*E*R*D and said he absolutely loved it, so much so he asked for it to be burned onto CD for him straight away. Jamie performed last night with the very sexy Katie Melua on Love Cats by The Cure. For me it was the best performance of the night by a long way although a lot of the press disagree today.
Q. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO KIDDERMINSTER? No but he’s seen them play football (like me). He said they were ruuubbish. Chris told him Rach was from Kiddy and said that she differs from the Harriers cos “she’s more popular and scores more”.
Q. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TYPE OF CHEESE? Stilton
THE DARKNESS: I always slate the Darkness cos I just think Justin Hawkins is a complete arse, but their interview with Chris was brilliant, particularly Justin’s answer to question 1.
Q. COCO POPS OR FROSTIES?
Random person from band - Oh Coco pops definitely
Justin - I don’t know. What did they try to change it to...what was it?
Dave - Choco Rice Krispies
Justin - That’s wrong cos Coco pops are the Bon Jovi of breakfast cereals...they are prepared to change their appearance an all that just when it’s fashionable - whereas frosties have always been..
Chris - Grrrrrrreat!
Q. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TYPE OF CHEESE? Emmentaler and Roulet were mentioned
Justin - Can I pose you a question?
Chris - Certainly
Justin - What’s your favourite type of sausage?
LEMAR: Chris was away preparing to present his award so DJ Aled took over the reigns in his absence and interviewed his old Fame Academy chum Lemar about winning Best British Urban Act. He did a good job actually although Dave joked they were chatting for 24 minutes before Aled even asked him a question. There was also a funny clip of Lemar in the news at 9:30 that made him sound a bit like Vicki Pollard from Little Britain (yeah but no but yeah but no..).
Q. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ABERYSTWYTH? No. Aled told him he was missing out. A text came in saying Aberystwyth Town beat Welshpool last night. (Most uninteresting fact of the day - Rachel’s uncle John and cousins Neil & Jill live in Welshpool).
Q. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TYPE OF CHEESE? Cheddar
BEYONCE: Beyonce arrived shortly before Chris returned from presenting his award so Dave, Aled and Rach had to keep her interested while he legged it back from the other side of Earls Court. When he returned he was a total kiss arse (as usual). Chris played her “collaboration” with Outkast from last night, or 2 songs in a row as it should be called.
Q. WHAT SIZE FEET HAVE YOU GOT? 8 and a half
Q. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TYPE OF CHEESE? Cheddar (she sounded a little bemused by the question).
GWEN STEFANI: Seemed nice enough and called Chris cute. Chris told her he lives near her and said her performance of Kiss by Prince with Alicia Keys and Missy Elliott was great. I thought it was crap.
Q. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TYPE OF CHEESE? Didn’t say
BUSTED: By far the liveliest and most pissed guests. They carried on the yearly tradition of not thanking the Radio 1 listeners in their Best Breakthrough acceptance speech so basically grovelled and frequently referred to Chris as “da man”.
Q. KERMIT OR MISS PIGGY? Miss Piggy
Q. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TYPE OF CHEESE? Edam and American.
Brits competition winner Kym who lives in Bolton (originally from Boothstown in Manc) was live in the studio after 9. Despite having the voice of Fizz from Corrie, Chris said she was quite fit (better than he had thought when speaking to her on the phone anyway). She said she got hammered on free tequila last night and really enjoyed her weekend - she chaperoned Chris around yesterday. She’s been invited back to help out next year but she is back at work (she works in product package design) tomorrow. Her main complaint with Chris regarding the weekend was the fact the team arrived 40 minutes late yesterday...and at the wrong entrance. They went up the red carpet when they weren’t supposed to...
Dave - We don’t come through the back door with the articulated lorries. It’s red carpet all the way for us...
Chris - Showbiz entrance not tradesmans entrance...calm down Aled
(Rachel and Dave laugh)
Despite all the Brits stuff on the show today there was still time for the usual stuff - Buzz Off, Carpark Catchphrase and Dominic screwing up the weather. Chris brought back his pre-recorded “Dombot” (weather jingle machine) to help out hapless slap head Bryne. While Chris, Dave, Rach and Aled were out mincing with the A-listers last night, Dom was stuck in a cinema watching a preview screening of the new Jennifer Aniston and Ben Stiller film. That’s because this afternoon Dominic has his next big celebrity interview...yep, Stiller and Jennifer Aniston together in some swanky London hotel (no doubt the highlights will be on the show tomorrow morning). Dom has of course promised to get the legendary cheese question in there somehow. Todays Buzz Off was picked by Chris at 1:15am this morning and despite the lateness of the hour he did picked a decent tune. It was the Soulchild Remix of 19-2000 by the Gorillaz, which was played in full. The listeners and Aled didn’t buzz, Dave did so on 2:46 and Rachel on 2:51. Dave said that song is great but thinks everything else they did was bilge. Chris disagreed and said he loves the original slow album version of Clint Eastwood, which Dave referred to as total rubbish. Chris’s 30th birthday is this Sunday and he is expecting his birthday show to be on Friday. Rachel and Dave said it isn’t, it’s on Monday instead. Chris called that ridiculous and said he’s found out who’s on the show already. Dave told Rachel to be strong and not fall into his trap - as each year Chris does this in the hope they will tell him who they are. Rach just said she’s worried that Chris is going to be really disappointed.
Aled (to Chris) - You won’t be disappointed this year
Dave - Yeah you will
Whether Friday is the birthday show or not, Peter Andre (who Chris didn’t actually talk to last night) is coming into the studio to see him. Chris’s jingle singers had recorded four new jingles that were given their first airings today. They included one about Andre, one about Chris’s celeb mates/him having never met Des Lynam and the following two about Leeds Utd and his age: -
”Chris Moyles is from Leeds where he watches Leeds United,
When they run out on the pitch young Chrissy gets excited,
He’s bold and strong and daring - the bravest in the nation,
He’s not afraid of anything except for relegation,
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
”He’s the biggest man at breakfast because he weighs so much more,
He knows a lot of stuff - but he’s only twenty four,
Each day when morning comes he’s like a tiger in a cage,
He growls and bites and shouts - and he lies about his age,
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
PHIL a medical rep from Gillingham 2
CLAIRE a lorry driver from Evesham 0
Daves Tedious Link
George Michael Freedom 90 - George Michael is a famous Greek much like Jennifer Aniston and Nemone - Nemone is an athlete and follows in the sweaty footsteps of Sebastian Coe and Daley Thompson - Daley Thompson shares one of his names in common with TV presenter Tess Daly who is of course married to Vernon Kay - Vernon Kay supports Bolton Wanderers - Bolton Wanderers are nicknamed the Trotters - The Trotters in the world of classic British telly lived in Nelson Mandela house - Nelson Mandela has spent time in prison, as has Duncan Ferguson - Duncan Ferguson shares the same surname as Sarah Ferguson, The Duchess Of York - York is where you can change for connecting train services to Scarborough - Scarborough is famous for its fair - A fare is what you have to pay before exiting a taxi - Taxi was a programme starring Mr Danny DeVito - DeVito is a surname that originates from somewhere in Europe like Italy or France or somewhere - a bit like the names Le Tissier, Le Saux or Le Bon - and when you think of the name Le Bon in the context of Brits Lifetime Achievement Award winners, you think of Simon Le Bon from Duran Duran - Which links us to Duran Duran and The Reflex
50 CENT LIVE ON THE SHOW TOMORROW
Chris met him yesterday but didn’t play the interview - see pic and more Brit Gallery Shots via
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles ... rits.shtml.
(Rachel, Dave and Chris last night at the Brits)
1. Basement Jaxx feat Lisa Kekaula - Good Luck 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Pink - God Is A DJ, 3. Stereophonics - Movie Star, 4. BUZZ OFF - Gorillaz - 19-2000 (Soulchild Remix), 5. The Black Eyed Peas feat Justin Timberlake - Where Is The Love, 6. Ferry Corsten - Rock Your Body Rock 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Daniel Bedingfield - Gotta Get Thru This, 8. Britney Spears - Toxic, 9. Beenie Man feat Ms.Thing - Dude, 10. Lemar - Another Day, 11. Jennifer Lopez - Baby I Love U! (R. Kelly remix) 8:00 NEWSBEAT 12. Christina Aguilera - Fighter, 13. The Strokes - Reptilia, 14. Outkast - Hey Ya/Beyonce Knowles - Crazy In Love (performed live at last nights Brits), 15. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love 8:30 NEWSBEAT 16. Jamelia - Superstar, 17. 50 Cent - If I Can't, 18. Busted - Who's David, 19. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Can’t Stop, 20. Duran Duran - The Reflex (Tedious Link), 21. Joss Stone - Fell In Love With A Boy, 22. Usher feat Ludacris - Yeah, 23. Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out, 24. Deepest Blue - Give It Away 9:30 NEWSBEAT 25. LMC vs U2 - Take Me To The Clouds Above, 26. DMX - X Gonna Give It To Ya, 27. Dido - Life For Rent
Following a wild night of showbiz partying at the Brits and just three hours of sleep, full marks had to go to the breakfast team for actually breaking with Radio 1 tradition and turning up for the show this morning. Granted, Chris was slurring his words but he claimed it was purely down to a lack of sleep and not down to the five bottles of Grolsch he consumed last night. He finally got to bed at half one and woke up for work at half 4 today, meaning he was feeling shattered but perky by the time the show hit the air. Dave said it was “Rock o’clock”. Chris called last night one of the most surreal nights of his life and agreed with his girlfriend Sophie that it was by far the most showbiz thing they have ever been to. Moyles recounted tales of how he had been chatting to Lord Brockett just six hours earlier, who he called an amazing man. Bizarrely they were introduced by old producer Ben Cooper, who hadn’t met Brockett before last night either. Chris of course presented the Radio 1 Award for Best Breakthrough Artist, won by Busted. Chris thought he went down well with the crowd but some of the e-mailers and texters didn’t agree (for more on Chris’s performance see the Brits mini-section below todays review). The show was delayed on ITV1 last night of course and Chris wasn’t too pleased to find out that some of his speech had been edited out. The part excluded was apparently “I'm sitting backstage - it's rubbish. I've got to look at Dr Fox's fat face all night. No food, no booze, no birds - it's rubbish”. Chris said he had received plenty of compliments regarding his choice of outfit last night, which included an authentic England 2002 World Cup suit (given to him free by Burtons) and a Paul Smith floral shirt which was praised by Beyonce and Gwen Stefani, something that pleased Chris as he said he had spent a fair few quid on it.
MOYLES BACKSTAGE AT THE BRITS;
The team set up in the mini-Radio 1 studio backstage last night and Chris managed to grab lots of the winners and performers as they walked by. Beyonce only talked to the Moyles show, much to the annoyance of nearby Capital FM presenters (or as Chris and Dave referred to them - tin pot local radio reporters). Chris played clips from most of the interviews he did last night throughout todays show. Each interviewee had to answer two random questions picked from the Chris Moyles question tombola in the studio, or “The Chamber of Chance” as Comedy Dave preferred to call it. Unbeknown to the artists, one of the questions was always the same - the question that is fast reaching legendary status...“What is your favourite type of cheese?”. (You can now vote for yourself via the Brits pages on Chris’s R1 mini-site). Chris both opened and closed the show today with a montage of these cheese answers, including answers from some celebs that Chris didn’t have time to play out interviews with. These included Kerry McFadden, Cat Deeley, Basement Jaxx and 50 Cent (for 50 Cent/Moyles news see end of todays review). Here are summaries of the interviews he did play out and what the stars had to say for themselves...apart from Duran Duran cos they were dull.
JAMIE CULLUM: Jamie loved Chris’s speech, which Dave referred to as “quietly understated”. Chris told Jamie a story about the version of Pharrell Williams’ Frontin' that he did in the Live Lounge for Jo Whiley last week. It turns out that Pharrell was in with Jo later in the week with N*E*R*D and said he absolutely loved it, so much so he asked for it to be burned onto CD for him straight away. Jamie performed last night with the very sexy Katie Melua on Love Cats by The Cure. For me it was the best performance of the night by a long way although a lot of the press disagree today.
Q. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO KIDDERMINSTER? No but he’s seen them play football (like me). He said they were ruuubbish. Chris told him Rach was from Kiddy and said that she differs from the Harriers cos “she’s more popular and scores more”.
Q. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TYPE OF CHEESE? Stilton
THE DARKNESS: I always slate the Darkness cos I just think Justin Hawkins is a complete arse, but their interview with Chris was brilliant, particularly Justin’s answer to question 1.
Q. COCO POPS OR FROSTIES?
Random person from band - Oh Coco pops definitely
Justin - I don’t know. What did they try to change it to...what was it?
Dave - Choco Rice Krispies
Justin - That’s wrong cos Coco pops are the Bon Jovi of breakfast cereals...they are prepared to change their appearance an all that just when it’s fashionable - whereas frosties have always been..
Chris - Grrrrrrreat!
Q. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TYPE OF CHEESE? Emmentaler and Roulet were mentioned
Justin - Can I pose you a question?
Chris - Certainly
Justin - What’s your favourite type of sausage?
LEMAR: Chris was away preparing to present his award so DJ Aled took over the reigns in his absence and interviewed his old Fame Academy chum Lemar about winning Best British Urban Act. He did a good job actually although Dave joked they were chatting for 24 minutes before Aled even asked him a question. There was also a funny clip of Lemar in the news at 9:30 that made him sound a bit like Vicki Pollard from Little Britain (yeah but no but yeah but no..).
Q. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ABERYSTWYTH? No. Aled told him he was missing out. A text came in saying Aberystwyth Town beat Welshpool last night. (Most uninteresting fact of the day - Rachel’s uncle John and cousins Neil & Jill live in Welshpool).
Q. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TYPE OF CHEESE? Cheddar
BEYONCE: Beyonce arrived shortly before Chris returned from presenting his award so Dave, Aled and Rach had to keep her interested while he legged it back from the other side of Earls Court. When he returned he was a total kiss arse (as usual). Chris played her “collaboration” with Outkast from last night, or 2 songs in a row as it should be called.
Q. WHAT SIZE FEET HAVE YOU GOT? 8 and a half
Q. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TYPE OF CHEESE? Cheddar (she sounded a little bemused by the question).
GWEN STEFANI: Seemed nice enough and called Chris cute. Chris told her he lives near her and said her performance of Kiss by Prince with Alicia Keys and Missy Elliott was great. I thought it was crap.
Q. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TYPE OF CHEESE? Didn’t say
BUSTED: By far the liveliest and most pissed guests. They carried on the yearly tradition of not thanking the Radio 1 listeners in their Best Breakthrough acceptance speech so basically grovelled and frequently referred to Chris as “da man”.
Q. KERMIT OR MISS PIGGY? Miss Piggy
Q. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE TYPE OF CHEESE? Edam and American.
Brits competition winner Kym who lives in Bolton (originally from Boothstown in Manc) was live in the studio after 9. Despite having the voice of Fizz from Corrie, Chris said she was quite fit (better than he had thought when speaking to her on the phone anyway). She said she got hammered on free tequila last night and really enjoyed her weekend - she chaperoned Chris around yesterday. She’s been invited back to help out next year but she is back at work (she works in product package design) tomorrow. Her main complaint with Chris regarding the weekend was the fact the team arrived 40 minutes late yesterday...and at the wrong entrance. They went up the red carpet when they weren’t supposed to...
Dave - We don’t come through the back door with the articulated lorries. It’s red carpet all the way for us...
Chris - Showbiz entrance not tradesmans entrance...calm down Aled
(Rachel and Dave laugh)
Despite all the Brits stuff on the show today there was still time for the usual stuff - Buzz Off, Carpark Catchphrase and Dominic screwing up the weather. Chris brought back his pre-recorded “Dombot” (weather jingle machine) to help out hapless slap head Bryne. While Chris, Dave, Rach and Aled were out mincing with the A-listers last night, Dom was stuck in a cinema watching a preview screening of the new Jennifer Aniston and Ben Stiller film. That’s because this afternoon Dominic has his next big celebrity interview...yep, Stiller and Jennifer Aniston together in some swanky London hotel (no doubt the highlights will be on the show tomorrow morning). Dom has of course promised to get the legendary cheese question in there somehow. Todays Buzz Off was picked by Chris at 1:15am this morning and despite the lateness of the hour he did picked a decent tune. It was the Soulchild Remix of 19-2000 by the Gorillaz, which was played in full. The listeners and Aled didn’t buzz, Dave did so on 2:46 and Rachel on 2:51. Dave said that song is great but thinks everything else they did was bilge. Chris disagreed and said he loves the original slow album version of Clint Eastwood, which Dave referred to as total rubbish. Chris’s 30th birthday is this Sunday and he is expecting his birthday show to be on Friday. Rachel and Dave said it isn’t, it’s on Monday instead. Chris called that ridiculous and said he’s found out who’s on the show already. Dave told Rachel to be strong and not fall into his trap - as each year Chris does this in the hope they will tell him who they are. Rach just said she’s worried that Chris is going to be really disappointed.
Aled (to Chris) - You won’t be disappointed this year
Dave - Yeah you will
Whether Friday is the birthday show or not, Peter Andre (who Chris didn’t actually talk to last night) is coming into the studio to see him. Chris’s jingle singers had recorded four new jingles that were given their first airings today. They included one about Andre, one about Chris’s celeb mates/him having never met Des Lynam and the following two about Leeds Utd and his age: -
”Chris Moyles is from Leeds where he watches Leeds United,
When they run out on the pitch young Chrissy gets excited,
He’s bold and strong and daring - the bravest in the nation,
He’s not afraid of anything except for relegation,
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
”He’s the biggest man at breakfast because he weighs so much more,
He knows a lot of stuff - but he’s only twenty four,
Each day when morning comes he’s like a tiger in a cage,
He growls and bites and shouts - and he lies about his age,
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
PHIL a medical rep from Gillingham 2
CLAIRE a lorry driver from Evesham 0
Daves Tedious Link
George Michael Freedom 90 - George Michael is a famous Greek much like Jennifer Aniston and Nemone - Nemone is an athlete and follows in the sweaty footsteps of Sebastian Coe and Daley Thompson - Daley Thompson shares one of his names in common with TV presenter Tess Daly who is of course married to Vernon Kay - Vernon Kay supports Bolton Wanderers - Bolton Wanderers are nicknamed the Trotters - The Trotters in the world of classic British telly lived in Nelson Mandela house - Nelson Mandela has spent time in prison, as has Duncan Ferguson - Duncan Ferguson shares the same surname as Sarah Ferguson, The Duchess Of York - York is where you can change for connecting train services to Scarborough - Scarborough is famous for its fair - A fare is what you have to pay before exiting a taxi - Taxi was a programme starring Mr Danny DeVito - DeVito is a surname that originates from somewhere in Europe like Italy or France or somewhere - a bit like the names Le Tissier, Le Saux or Le Bon - and when you think of the name Le Bon in the context of Brits Lifetime Achievement Award winners, you think of Simon Le Bon from Duran Duran - Which links us to Duran Duran and The Reflex
50 CENT LIVE ON THE SHOW TOMORROW
Chris met him yesterday but didn’t play the interview - see pic and more Brit Gallery Shots via
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles ... rits.shtml.
