chrismoyles.net
- Tue Apr 06, 2004 6:30 pm
#241898
1. Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. 50 Cent - In Da Club, 3. Britney Spears - Toxic, 4. Blink 182 - I Miss You, 5. BUZZ OFF - Queen - A Kind Of Magic, 6. Sugababes - Hole In The Head 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Richard X feat Kelis - Finest Dreams, 8. N*E*R*D - She Wants To Move, 9. Ash - Orpheus, 10. The Black Eyed Peas - Hey Mama 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood, 12. The Darkness - Love Is Only A Feeling, 13. JC Chasez - Blowin' Me Up (With Her Love), 14. Boogie Pimps - Somebody To Love 8:30 NEWSBEAT 15. Divine Inspiration - The Way, 16. Eamon - F**k It (I Don’t Want You Back), 17. Deepest Blue - Give It Away, 18. Jamelia - Thank You, 19. Stereophonics - A Thousand Trees (Tedious Link), 20. Twista - Slow Jamz, 21. The Zutons - You Will You Won’t, 22. D12 - My Band, 23. Snow Patrol - Chocolate 9:30 NEWSBEAT 24. The Rasmus - In The Shadows, 25. Destiny’s Child - Bootylicious, 26. Outkast - The Way You Move
Today’s show was an absolute cracker. It’s steadily been getting better and better all the time at Breakfast, and I think today’s show was probably the best one that Chris has done so far since moving to the mornings. He was obviously in a good mood after Leeds beat Leicester 3-2 last night, but surprisingly didn’t go too over the top in his celebrations today. He only played the BBC Radio Leeds goal montage twice, once at 6:55 and once after the 9:30 news. He waited till then so that his mate Alan Smith could hear it on his way to training (Smith scored the winner for Leeds last night). Before heading down to the pub to watch the match last night, Chris watched a bit of Hollyoaks on Channel 4 - he called it his pre-match warm up. He had a story to tell, regarding the scene last night involving two girls sitting by the side of the swimming pool (he said in the tightest swimsuits known to man). The top girls in question are both top heavy lovelies (well it is Hollyoaks) - they are Tiffany Mulheron (who plays Natalie Osborne) and Sarah Lawrence (who plays Darlene Taylor). Pics are below. Chris said Natalie took off her bikini in the pool, then climbed out while Darlene chucked her a towel to wear. There was then a side on shot of Natalie getting into the towel, which Chris thought showed off more than it was meant to (if you know what I mean). Being the perv he is, Moyles rewound it on his Sky Plus and took a photo of it on his phone. Rachel found this very sad but Chris said it was purely for “research purposes”. Dave said it was evidence for Watchdog. Chris said no way - he thinks Hollyoaks should be like that every night. Chris asked Dave if he wanted to see the pic on his phone. Dave at first said he wasn’t fussed...that is until a tidal wave of texters got in touch to ask Chris to send them the photo. Aled had a look (while Chris zoomed in) and said “I see what you mean”. Dave suddenly said he felt left out, but Chris refused to pass it to him.
Chris - Her breasts were so big she was spilling into Channel Five and Sky One last night!!
(Aled and Rachel laugh)
Dave - Good mornin'
(Chris starts Blink 182)
Juliette didn’t think it was that bad as she said you see that in the paper every day. Chris said that it was a bit racy for quarter to seven in the evening though. He said it will probably be included in the Hollyoaks Omnibust (you see what he’s done there), this Sunday on Channel 4 between 10:25 and 12:55.
Dom - Any chance of a look?
Chris - Eh? I’d love to but I’ve got to move on with the show sadly. I can’t just go round showing these photos willy and indeed (Dave joins in) nilly!!
(plays jingle)
Chris (off the back of it) - If you’re lucky I’ll e-mail it you all right?
Dom - Thanks
(hits Richard X feat Kelis vocal)
(Tiffany Mulheron and Sarah Lawrence - the two actresses in that Hollyoaks clip yesterday)
Buzz Off this morning was Chris’s purple faced karaoke song itself - A Kind Of Magic by Queen. Chris unfortunately didn’t sing to it (it was too early) but he did do his Freddie Mercury impressions to the team in the studio. Although it sounded like Dave had picked the song for Chris, he was first to buzz on 2 minutes 34. Rachel was next on 2:44 and Chris took the song off when Aled buzzed in on 3:58.
ONE BIG WEEKEND TICKET WINNERS:>>>>
Today is day 2 of Radio 1’s big on air ticket giveaway for The Dance Day of One Big Weekend in Derry. Faithless, Pete Tong, Seb Fontaine and Judge Jules are amongst the acts playing at Prehen Playing Fields. The cue to call today was another one of Jules' “hilarious lines” (that’s Judge Jules not Jules the sport girl you understand). His line today was “Never short of hedonistic rhetoric”.
Chris - What’s rhetoric? Isn’t that the Vic and Bob show on BBC3?
Dave - No that’s Catterick
Chris - Oh right OK (both laugh)
The first five through on the phones after Chris played the clip at 9:20 were Raymond Patrick from Belfast, Jonathan Simpson from Londonderry, Susie Metcalf from Carlisle, Amy Carter from Belfast and Simon Chandler from Kiddy.
REHEARSE-A-WORD WITH SCOTT MILLS:
With the filming of the TV version of Reverse-a-Word just one day away, the team invited host Scott Mills into the studio after 8 this morning for a radio “Rehearse-a-Word” (guh huh). The whole team (Dom, Jules and Aled included) gathered in the studio for a run through of the show at both 8:15 and 8:45. Dom and Rache were Team A and Jules and Aled Team B. Unfortunately the rehearsal fell at the first hurdle. Professional voice over artist Nick Jackson had recorded an intro for the quiz over the Reverse-a-Word theme tune, but had incorrectly introduced the host of the show as “Scott Moyles”. Chris said not to worry about it as they will just get him back in for another recording session. The first time the team ran through the script they encountered numerous problems, including both buzzer and sound effect trouble for Chris (he said he had about 18,000 fiddly buttons to press). He eventually decided to stop for a trail and try again after the 8:30 news. Dave was of the opinion that as soon as a few of the hiccups had been got out of the way, the show would run “as smooth as chocolate”. Chris didn’t agree...
Chris - I’m starting to get a funny feeling about the Reverse-a-Word TV filming tomorrow. Four words are coming to mind Dave. I don’t want to worry you but I can’t get four words out of my head
Dave - What words?
Chris - Live With Chris Moyles
(plays news stab)
Dave - It’s not gonna be that bad
Chris - Oi, leave it out. If you’d have watched it a bit more I might still have a job there
Dave - I did, I watched two of them
More than most people to be fair. On the second Reverse-a-Word run through things didn’t get much better, but it was quality radio nevertheless. The problems seemed to arise from the fact that Dave had a different script to Chris and Scott’s. Aled and Jules beat Rache and Dom 5-3 using Dave’s complicated points system (the words reversed were dog, pasta, hostage and chimpanzee).
Chris - Normally I would close the mic and shout at everyone but can you all stop chipping in and shouting stupid bloody things like “I don’t have a pen”!!!
Scott (interrupting) - Yeah but you can’t do that tomorrow
Chris - Oi! Lips moving, still talking
Scott (sounding slightly terrified) - I’m the host
Chris (laughs) - You’ll be toast in a minute if you don’t shut it
Chris wanted all the team to concentrate properly as the show is going out on Challenge TV, so therefore will be watched by literally...viewers.
Chris - Jesus, at the moment I’m thinking about bringing back King Of Tickets!!
(everyone laughs)
When the 45 minute rehearsal had finished (remember the pilot lasts just seven - bit of editing needed then) Scott shouted “That’s a wrap”. Chris corrected him - “That’s crap”.
(Reverse-a-Word with Scott Mills - for date of broadcast see the stuff I’ve added in the news section of the site)
THE HUNT FOR HOFF:
Before the show hit the air this morning, newsreader and friend of the stars Dominic Byrne had another big Hollywood interview lined up. It was with David Hasselhoff, albeit via phone from his Hawaii hotel and not actually in the Radio 1 building itself. Dom had been given the number of his hotel in Waikiki yesterday, so rang it this morning and was put through to his room. Hasselhoff obviously wasn’t there, so the phone went to answer phone and Dom left a message. He said (in a very patronising voice) that he was looking forward to speaking to him about Baywatch and Sky TV adverts. Dom then put the phone down expecting a call back in five or so minutes, but nothing happened. When he did ring back, he was met by receptionist Melodie, who was lovely and did all she could to help out the bald headed Byrne. She tried ringing Hasselhoff’s two rooms, both hotel bars, both hotel restaurants, the massage room and even the car park (all at Dom’s request). At one stage he was on hold for ten and a half minutes.
Dave - I can’t believe you wasted licence fee payers money with a half hour call to Hawaii
Dom called it the “Hunt For Hoff” and did funny impressions of how they say hello and goodbye in Waikiki - “aloha” and “ E komo mai” incidentally. Chris took these words from the hotel answer phone audio and continually dropped them into the rest of the show. When Mills came into the studio for Reverse-a-Word, he informed Chris of a track he had on his page of the Radio 1 computer playout system. It’s unreleased in this country (thank god) but was a big hit in Germany back in 1993. It’s by David Hasselhoff versus Pingu and is called...(wait for it)....The Pingu Dance. Chris played it on the air and him and Dave couldn’t help but be amused by the chorus, which told them to “Do The Pingu”. Chris said he’d get arrested if he did.
HALF TIME:>>>>
Todays half time was without a doubt the most random so far but possibly the best. The team discussed Chris’s mates sandwich shop, The Hunt for Hasselhoff, Carpark Catchphrase showbiz scams, the music department at Radio 1 and One Big Weekend in Derry in the space of a ten minute link. Chris and Dave were just casually chatting when Dominic walked into the studio asking Rachel if he should try ringing “The Hoff” again.
Rachel - Why not, everybody ignores what I say anyway
Chris - Pardon?
Dave asked what the hell was going on and said he felt like the link had been hijacked. Chris then gave out the number for Carpark Catchphrase, as Rachel had told him off the air that they would still do that, despite having two contestants ready to play who didn’t get through yesterday. She then gave him a glare, that made Chris annoyed enough to tell everyone it was a fix and a showbiz scam anyway. Rache explained that she had wanted to keep the lines clear for the One Big Weekend ticket competition. Chris said it didn’t matter now, they had confused everyone too much. He said people would be ringing in but with no idea what for. In turns out ten minutes later that they did need callers for Carpark Catchphrase, prompting Chris to call Rachel a whiny old ratbag.
Dave - Even by our standards in terms of some of the rambling links that we’ve done during half time, this is rubbish Rachel!! This is appalling!!!
(Chris and Rachel laugh)
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
ADELE who works for a travel company in Leicester 2
TRISTAN a miserable alarm company surveyor from Newport who sounds like Aled 1
Daves Tedious Link
Madonna Holiday - A holiday is what the Americans call a vacation - If you swap the “a” in vacation for an “o” you get vocation, which is a word meaning career or job - Job plays for Middlesbrough, as does Maccarone - Macaroni cheese is a firm favourite with enthusiasts of pasta - Pass The Dutchie was a 1982 hit for Musical Youth - Youth shares many of the same letters as Louth, which is a town in Lincolnshire - Lincolnshire is famous for it’s sausages - Sausages are a crucial ingredient in the dish Toad In The Hole - Hole In My Shoe was a 1984 hit for Neil - Neil in The Young Ones was played by actor Nigel Planer, who starred alongside Rik Mayall - Mail is delivered in a sack, as are potatoes - Potatoes live in the ground, as do worms - Worms or more precisely wood worms can cause untold damage to wood - Wood comes from trees - and it only takes one tree to make a thousand matches - and it only takes one match to burn a thousand trees - Which links us to the Stereophonics and A Thousand Trees*
*For some reason the music department programmed an acoustic version of the track that Chris and Dave had never heard before. They said it was nice but nothing compared to the original. Chris ranted at the music department and asked if there was anyone with a brain up there. He said he seriously doubted it and called them “a bunch of monkeys banging on typewriters”....ahh, One Love, One Station, Radio 1.
Chris - I think that was one of the best breakfast shows we’ve ever done. Do you agree?
(Collective yes from the team)
Chris - So join Scott Mills tomorrow for breakfast. We’ll see you on BBC Three Counties Radio in our brand new Sunday afternoon slot. 1:30 till 3 - a bizarre hour of music and comedy.
Dave (sounding confused) - That’s an hour and a half
(Dom laughs)
Chris - That’s why it’s a bizarre hour Dave
Dave - Oh I’m with you...9:59
(Chris and Dom laugh)
Today’s show was an absolute cracker. It’s steadily been getting better and better all the time at Breakfast, and I think today’s show was probably the best one that Chris has done so far since moving to the mornings. He was obviously in a good mood after Leeds beat Leicester 3-2 last night, but surprisingly didn’t go too over the top in his celebrations today. He only played the BBC Radio Leeds goal montage twice, once at 6:55 and once after the 9:30 news. He waited till then so that his mate Alan Smith could hear it on his way to training (Smith scored the winner for Leeds last night). Before heading down to the pub to watch the match last night, Chris watched a bit of Hollyoaks on Channel 4 - he called it his pre-match warm up. He had a story to tell, regarding the scene last night involving two girls sitting by the side of the swimming pool (he said in the tightest swimsuits known to man). The top girls in question are both top heavy lovelies (well it is Hollyoaks) - they are Tiffany Mulheron (who plays Natalie Osborne) and Sarah Lawrence (who plays Darlene Taylor). Pics are below. Chris said Natalie took off her bikini in the pool, then climbed out while Darlene chucked her a towel to wear. There was then a side on shot of Natalie getting into the towel, which Chris thought showed off more than it was meant to (if you know what I mean). Being the perv he is, Moyles rewound it on his Sky Plus and took a photo of it on his phone. Rachel found this very sad but Chris said it was purely for “research purposes”. Dave said it was evidence for Watchdog. Chris said no way - he thinks Hollyoaks should be like that every night. Chris asked Dave if he wanted to see the pic on his phone. Dave at first said he wasn’t fussed...that is until a tidal wave of texters got in touch to ask Chris to send them the photo. Aled had a look (while Chris zoomed in) and said “I see what you mean”. Dave suddenly said he felt left out, but Chris refused to pass it to him.
Chris - Her breasts were so big she was spilling into Channel Five and Sky One last night!!
(Aled and Rachel laugh)
Dave - Good mornin'
(Chris starts Blink 182)
Juliette didn’t think it was that bad as she said you see that in the paper every day. Chris said that it was a bit racy for quarter to seven in the evening though. He said it will probably be included in the Hollyoaks Omnibust (you see what he’s done there), this Sunday on Channel 4 between 10:25 and 12:55.
Dom - Any chance of a look?
Chris - Eh? I’d love to but I’ve got to move on with the show sadly. I can’t just go round showing these photos willy and indeed (Dave joins in) nilly!!
(plays jingle)
Chris (off the back of it) - If you’re lucky I’ll e-mail it you all right?
Dom - Thanks
(hits Richard X feat Kelis vocal)
(Tiffany Mulheron and Sarah Lawrence - the two actresses in that Hollyoaks clip yesterday)
Buzz Off this morning was Chris’s purple faced karaoke song itself - A Kind Of Magic by Queen. Chris unfortunately didn’t sing to it (it was too early) but he did do his Freddie Mercury impressions to the team in the studio. Although it sounded like Dave had picked the song for Chris, he was first to buzz on 2 minutes 34. Rachel was next on 2:44 and Chris took the song off when Aled buzzed in on 3:58.
ONE BIG WEEKEND TICKET WINNERS:>>>>
Today is day 2 of Radio 1’s big on air ticket giveaway for The Dance Day of One Big Weekend in Derry. Faithless, Pete Tong, Seb Fontaine and Judge Jules are amongst the acts playing at Prehen Playing Fields. The cue to call today was another one of Jules' “hilarious lines” (that’s Judge Jules not Jules the sport girl you understand). His line today was “Never short of hedonistic rhetoric”.
Chris - What’s rhetoric? Isn’t that the Vic and Bob show on BBC3?
Dave - No that’s Catterick
Chris - Oh right OK (both laugh)
The first five through on the phones after Chris played the clip at 9:20 were Raymond Patrick from Belfast, Jonathan Simpson from Londonderry, Susie Metcalf from Carlisle, Amy Carter from Belfast and Simon Chandler from Kiddy.
REHEARSE-A-WORD WITH SCOTT MILLS:
With the filming of the TV version of Reverse-a-Word just one day away, the team invited host Scott Mills into the studio after 8 this morning for a radio “Rehearse-a-Word” (guh huh). The whole team (Dom, Jules and Aled included) gathered in the studio for a run through of the show at both 8:15 and 8:45. Dom and Rache were Team A and Jules and Aled Team B. Unfortunately the rehearsal fell at the first hurdle. Professional voice over artist Nick Jackson had recorded an intro for the quiz over the Reverse-a-Word theme tune, but had incorrectly introduced the host of the show as “Scott Moyles”. Chris said not to worry about it as they will just get him back in for another recording session. The first time the team ran through the script they encountered numerous problems, including both buzzer and sound effect trouble for Chris (he said he had about 18,000 fiddly buttons to press). He eventually decided to stop for a trail and try again after the 8:30 news. Dave was of the opinion that as soon as a few of the hiccups had been got out of the way, the show would run “as smooth as chocolate”. Chris didn’t agree...
Chris - I’m starting to get a funny feeling about the Reverse-a-Word TV filming tomorrow. Four words are coming to mind Dave. I don’t want to worry you but I can’t get four words out of my head
Dave - What words?
Chris - Live With Chris Moyles
(plays news stab)
Dave - It’s not gonna be that bad
Chris - Oi, leave it out. If you’d have watched it a bit more I might still have a job there
Dave - I did, I watched two of them
More than most people to be fair. On the second Reverse-a-Word run through things didn’t get much better, but it was quality radio nevertheless. The problems seemed to arise from the fact that Dave had a different script to Chris and Scott’s. Aled and Jules beat Rache and Dom 5-3 using Dave’s complicated points system (the words reversed were dog, pasta, hostage and chimpanzee).
Chris - Normally I would close the mic and shout at everyone but can you all stop chipping in and shouting stupid bloody things like “I don’t have a pen”!!!
Scott (interrupting) - Yeah but you can’t do that tomorrow
Chris - Oi! Lips moving, still talking
Scott (sounding slightly terrified) - I’m the host
Chris (laughs) - You’ll be toast in a minute if you don’t shut it
Chris wanted all the team to concentrate properly as the show is going out on Challenge TV, so therefore will be watched by literally...viewers.
Chris - Jesus, at the moment I’m thinking about bringing back King Of Tickets!!
(everyone laughs)
When the 45 minute rehearsal had finished (remember the pilot lasts just seven - bit of editing needed then) Scott shouted “That’s a wrap”. Chris corrected him - “That’s crap”.
(Reverse-a-Word with Scott Mills - for date of broadcast see the stuff I’ve added in the news section of the site)
THE HUNT FOR HOFF:
Before the show hit the air this morning, newsreader and friend of the stars Dominic Byrne had another big Hollywood interview lined up. It was with David Hasselhoff, albeit via phone from his Hawaii hotel and not actually in the Radio 1 building itself. Dom had been given the number of his hotel in Waikiki yesterday, so rang it this morning and was put through to his room. Hasselhoff obviously wasn’t there, so the phone went to answer phone and Dom left a message. He said (in a very patronising voice) that he was looking forward to speaking to him about Baywatch and Sky TV adverts. Dom then put the phone down expecting a call back in five or so minutes, but nothing happened. When he did ring back, he was met by receptionist Melodie, who was lovely and did all she could to help out the bald headed Byrne. She tried ringing Hasselhoff’s two rooms, both hotel bars, both hotel restaurants, the massage room and even the car park (all at Dom’s request). At one stage he was on hold for ten and a half minutes.
Dave - I can’t believe you wasted licence fee payers money with a half hour call to Hawaii
Dom called it the “Hunt For Hoff” and did funny impressions of how they say hello and goodbye in Waikiki - “aloha” and “ E komo mai” incidentally. Chris took these words from the hotel answer phone audio and continually dropped them into the rest of the show. When Mills came into the studio for Reverse-a-Word, he informed Chris of a track he had on his page of the Radio 1 computer playout system. It’s unreleased in this country (thank god) but was a big hit in Germany back in 1993. It’s by David Hasselhoff versus Pingu and is called...(wait for it)....The Pingu Dance. Chris played it on the air and him and Dave couldn’t help but be amused by the chorus, which told them to “Do The Pingu”. Chris said he’d get arrested if he did.
HALF TIME:>>>>
Todays half time was without a doubt the most random so far but possibly the best. The team discussed Chris’s mates sandwich shop, The Hunt for Hasselhoff, Carpark Catchphrase showbiz scams, the music department at Radio 1 and One Big Weekend in Derry in the space of a ten minute link. Chris and Dave were just casually chatting when Dominic walked into the studio asking Rachel if he should try ringing “The Hoff” again.
Rachel - Why not, everybody ignores what I say anyway
Chris - Pardon?
Dave asked what the hell was going on and said he felt like the link had been hijacked. Chris then gave out the number for Carpark Catchphrase, as Rachel had told him off the air that they would still do that, despite having two contestants ready to play who didn’t get through yesterday. She then gave him a glare, that made Chris annoyed enough to tell everyone it was a fix and a showbiz scam anyway. Rache explained that she had wanted to keep the lines clear for the One Big Weekend ticket competition. Chris said it didn’t matter now, they had confused everyone too much. He said people would be ringing in but with no idea what for. In turns out ten minutes later that they did need callers for Carpark Catchphrase, prompting Chris to call Rachel a whiny old ratbag.
Dave - Even by our standards in terms of some of the rambling links that we’ve done during half time, this is rubbish Rachel!! This is appalling!!!
(Chris and Rachel laugh)
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
ADELE who works for a travel company in Leicester 2
TRISTAN a miserable alarm company surveyor from Newport who sounds like Aled 1
Daves Tedious Link
Madonna Holiday - A holiday is what the Americans call a vacation - If you swap the “a” in vacation for an “o” you get vocation, which is a word meaning career or job - Job plays for Middlesbrough, as does Maccarone - Macaroni cheese is a firm favourite with enthusiasts of pasta - Pass The Dutchie was a 1982 hit for Musical Youth - Youth shares many of the same letters as Louth, which is a town in Lincolnshire - Lincolnshire is famous for it’s sausages - Sausages are a crucial ingredient in the dish Toad In The Hole - Hole In My Shoe was a 1984 hit for Neil - Neil in The Young Ones was played by actor Nigel Planer, who starred alongside Rik Mayall - Mail is delivered in a sack, as are potatoes - Potatoes live in the ground, as do worms - Worms or more precisely wood worms can cause untold damage to wood - Wood comes from trees - and it only takes one tree to make a thousand matches - and it only takes one match to burn a thousand trees - Which links us to the Stereophonics and A Thousand Trees*
*For some reason the music department programmed an acoustic version of the track that Chris and Dave had never heard before. They said it was nice but nothing compared to the original. Chris ranted at the music department and asked if there was anyone with a brain up there. He said he seriously doubted it and called them “a bunch of monkeys banging on typewriters”....ahh, One Love, One Station, Radio 1.
Chris - I think that was one of the best breakfast shows we’ve ever done. Do you agree?
(Collective yes from the team)
Chris - So join Scott Mills tomorrow for breakfast. We’ll see you on BBC Three Counties Radio in our brand new Sunday afternoon slot. 1:30 till 3 - a bizarre hour of music and comedy.
Dave (sounding confused) - That’s an hour and a half
(Dom laughs)
Chris - That’s why it’s a bizarre hour Dave
Dave - Oh I’m with you...9:59
(Chris and Dom laugh)
