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- Wed Apr 14, 2004 5:22 pm
#241904
Ha Ha Ha! My first (and probably last) review.
1. The Black Eyed Peas feat Justin Timberlake - Where Is The Love 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Coldplay - God Put A Smile Upon Your Face, 3. Eamon - F**k It (I Don’t Want You Back), 4. Sugababes - In The Middle, 5. BUZZ OFF – Noasis - I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing, 6. Will Young - Your Game, 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Ms. Dynamite - Dy-Na-Mi-Tee, 8. Franz Ferdinand – Matinee, 9. McFly - 5 Colours In Her Hair, 10. Pink feat William Orbit - Feel Good Time 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11.Red Hot Chilli Peppers - By The Way, 12. D12 - My Band, 13. Roiksop - ???, 14. Jamelia – Superstar 8:30 NEWSBEAT 15. The Rasmus - In The Shadows, 16. Shakedown - At Night, 17. No Doubt - It’s My Life, 18. Embrace – All You Good Good People, 19. 50 Cent - If I Can't, 20. JC Chasez - Blowin' Me Up (With Her Love), 20. Ash – Orpheus, 9:30 NEWSBEAT 21. Usher Ft Ludacris – Yeah, 22. Divine Inspiration - The Way, 23. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Chris and Dave where at the Leeds / Everton game last night, so Chris didn’t want to play any goals out (I am told it was a 1-1 draw) but they both said they enjoyed it a lot. Chris did an impression of Nigel Martyn which was the same as his Archers impression. Despite their lack of sleep they both sounded perky, if a little gravely.
After the news Chris talked about last night’s premier of Reverse-a-Word on Challenge TV (which was entertaining in it’s own special way). Rachel didn’t watch it and didn’t know it was on so was confused by the torrent of text messages about it to her phone. Dave was also confused by a random text message which said ‘Inspirational’ from his wife’s best mate, as he thought she must have been talking about the football. There is a clip on the message board for those with fast internet connections.
Chris talked about ‘Marian Richardson’ who was in the paper today because she won £16.7 Million and said how he was needing a new car and Dave needed a new house. He also read out a story about a boy going down an airport conveyor belt.
Chris was two minutes late for Buzz Off. He has a new rule of taking the listener vote at a minute in. Today’s track was Glasgow’s ‘Noaisis’ – a 1996 Oasis tribute band (if anyone can tell me how it is spelt, that would be nice). It was the tune of ‘Some Might Say’ with the lyrics of ‘I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing’. Rachel buzzed first followed closely by Dave, Aled and finally the listeners just one minute in. No one was very impressed. To be fair, it was quite an accurate Oasis impression. Chris played a trail of Colin & Edith’s new show and did an impression of Colin. Chris said Colin is always insulting him because he worships him. He encouraged people to text in about Reverse-A-Word.
During the news Chris commented on the story about music making you drive faster and said he should create a new feature where he plays loud music to old grannies and see if it makes them break a 20 MPH speed limit. Chris made a somewhat obscure joke about Different Strokes which Jules didn’t get, but Dom did. He then went on to talk about an episode he had seen in a hotel. Jules said the conversation was not ‘target’ and Rachel said how it was ‘out of touch’. Chris played out people who had watched Reverse-A-Word saying how great it was. People said they found Rachel fit and said she had a ‘nice rack’ but wondered what on earth Scott was wearing. He kept on playing a caller saying “Rachel is hubba hubba ding dong” throughout the show. Later Chris played out some audio from the show and some clips of the contestants talking about the team. He again compared Dom to the Zombie on the Shaun of the Dead poster. Chris said that he had heard the ‘world’s worst talk show host’ on local radio when driving back from Leeds. Dave said that he made Chris sound concise by saying things such as “People with beards should be paid less” therefore “Nick Wins”. He joked that he was going to try to get him on Radio 1. Still probably better than Sara Cox. From Chris’ description he sounds like Nick Margerrison from Hallam FM, but I wouldn’t be sure.
Juliet said she was going to have her hair coloured two colours as it was getting less red. Chris suggested that she should sweep up some of her hair and give it to Dom to compensate. He talked more about his late night radio listening; this time patronising late night love shows where his target. He said a bloke from a fish and chip shop was on the phone proposing to a girl who also works there even though they had only been going out for two weeks. Chris said he loves working on Radio 1 as he doesn’t have to present any of that crap.
Rachel said she doesn’t buy singles, but if she did she would buy D12 (God knows why; just listen to Radio 1 for half an hour). She gets them free anyway, so says Chris. Chris seemed contractually obliged to read about One Big Sunday. He set up another queue to call, which was a Wheezes style version of Franz Ferdinand. Chris padded to the news by playing clips of “Rachel is hubba hubba ding dong” and “This is Chaque, your driver, man.”
Chris talked about how he was watching his portable DVD player on the train when someone looked at him five times before they realised he was Chris Moyles. They then sat near him and asked him vague questions about the show and Radio 1. Chris then thought that the train couldn’t go fast enough when the stranger offered a joke: “What are the only bees which give milk? Boobies!”. He later revealed that the man was wearing South Park socks. Aled and people on the text messages where confused about how you can get a train to Leeds and also go back in a car, which to be 100% honest confuses me also.
Chris again encouraged people to watch Reverse-A-Word, this time electrical stores at 16:50. He had a few offers from shops, not surprisingly Chris was particularly interested in a message from Bang and Olufsen. Dave said he whole country will come to a standstill. Some people wondered who did the original of ‘It’s My Life’, which was of course Talk Talk in 1986.
Chris and Dave talked at length about how to pronounce Southall during Half Time and played more clips of people who will be showing it. Dom then concluded that it depends where you live after speaking to a woman from the local library. They went on to discuss how to pronounce other places.
Chris made Dom and Jules laugh by pulling a moony during the 9:30 news so they where incapable to continuing. Chris says his ass is ‘pert’. Jules is going to Alton towers today.
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
Woodie the PC World ICT technician from Mansfield 2
Danny the Kick Boxing promoter from Norwich 1
Chris talked about when he had a row with Jo Whiley, but said she never shouts. He asked if anyone remembered an advert featuring a little girl and a fruit salad called Tip Top.
Don’t forget to watch Reverse-A-Word tonight, particularly if your house measures TV ratings. On a side note, that poll a few years ago about Moyles being the most annoying DJ had some truth in it, as he often doesn’t say what the records are called and some of the bland dance songs such as Shakedown are very hard to name. Well done to MC (and previously Uglybob) for doing this every day; I never could.
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1. The Black Eyed Peas feat Justin Timberlake - Where Is The Love 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Coldplay - God Put A Smile Upon Your Face, 3. Eamon - F**k It (I Don’t Want You Back), 4. Sugababes - In The Middle, 5. BUZZ OFF – Noasis - I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing, 6. Will Young - Your Game, 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Ms. Dynamite - Dy-Na-Mi-Tee, 8. Franz Ferdinand – Matinee, 9. McFly - 5 Colours In Her Hair, 10. Pink feat William Orbit - Feel Good Time 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11.Red Hot Chilli Peppers - By The Way, 12. D12 - My Band, 13. Roiksop - ???, 14. Jamelia – Superstar 8:30 NEWSBEAT 15. The Rasmus - In The Shadows, 16. Shakedown - At Night, 17. No Doubt - It’s My Life, 18. Embrace – All You Good Good People, 19. 50 Cent - If I Can't, 20. JC Chasez - Blowin' Me Up (With Her Love), 20. Ash – Orpheus, 9:30 NEWSBEAT 21. Usher Ft Ludacris – Yeah, 22. Divine Inspiration - The Way, 23. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Chris and Dave where at the Leeds / Everton game last night, so Chris didn’t want to play any goals out (I am told it was a 1-1 draw) but they both said they enjoyed it a lot. Chris did an impression of Nigel Martyn which was the same as his Archers impression. Despite their lack of sleep they both sounded perky, if a little gravely.
After the news Chris talked about last night’s premier of Reverse-a-Word on Challenge TV (which was entertaining in it’s own special way). Rachel didn’t watch it and didn’t know it was on so was confused by the torrent of text messages about it to her phone. Dave was also confused by a random text message which said ‘Inspirational’ from his wife’s best mate, as he thought she must have been talking about the football. There is a clip on the message board for those with fast internet connections.
Chris talked about ‘Marian Richardson’ who was in the paper today because she won £16.7 Million and said how he was needing a new car and Dave needed a new house. He also read out a story about a boy going down an airport conveyor belt.
Chris was two minutes late for Buzz Off. He has a new rule of taking the listener vote at a minute in. Today’s track was Glasgow’s ‘Noaisis’ – a 1996 Oasis tribute band (if anyone can tell me how it is spelt, that would be nice). It was the tune of ‘Some Might Say’ with the lyrics of ‘I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing’. Rachel buzzed first followed closely by Dave, Aled and finally the listeners just one minute in. No one was very impressed. To be fair, it was quite an accurate Oasis impression. Chris played a trail of Colin & Edith’s new show and did an impression of Colin. Chris said Colin is always insulting him because he worships him. He encouraged people to text in about Reverse-A-Word.
During the news Chris commented on the story about music making you drive faster and said he should create a new feature where he plays loud music to old grannies and see if it makes them break a 20 MPH speed limit. Chris made a somewhat obscure joke about Different Strokes which Jules didn’t get, but Dom did. He then went on to talk about an episode he had seen in a hotel. Jules said the conversation was not ‘target’ and Rachel said how it was ‘out of touch’. Chris played out people who had watched Reverse-A-Word saying how great it was. People said they found Rachel fit and said she had a ‘nice rack’ but wondered what on earth Scott was wearing. He kept on playing a caller saying “Rachel is hubba hubba ding dong” throughout the show. Later Chris played out some audio from the show and some clips of the contestants talking about the team. He again compared Dom to the Zombie on the Shaun of the Dead poster. Chris said that he had heard the ‘world’s worst talk show host’ on local radio when driving back from Leeds. Dave said that he made Chris sound concise by saying things such as “People with beards should be paid less” therefore “Nick Wins”. He joked that he was going to try to get him on Radio 1. Still probably better than Sara Cox. From Chris’ description he sounds like Nick Margerrison from Hallam FM, but I wouldn’t be sure.
Juliet said she was going to have her hair coloured two colours as it was getting less red. Chris suggested that she should sweep up some of her hair and give it to Dom to compensate. He talked more about his late night radio listening; this time patronising late night love shows where his target. He said a bloke from a fish and chip shop was on the phone proposing to a girl who also works there even though they had only been going out for two weeks. Chris said he loves working on Radio 1 as he doesn’t have to present any of that crap.
Rachel said she doesn’t buy singles, but if she did she would buy D12 (God knows why; just listen to Radio 1 for half an hour). She gets them free anyway, so says Chris. Chris seemed contractually obliged to read about One Big Sunday. He set up another queue to call, which was a Wheezes style version of Franz Ferdinand. Chris padded to the news by playing clips of “Rachel is hubba hubba ding dong” and “This is Chaque, your driver, man.”
Chris talked about how he was watching his portable DVD player on the train when someone looked at him five times before they realised he was Chris Moyles. They then sat near him and asked him vague questions about the show and Radio 1. Chris then thought that the train couldn’t go fast enough when the stranger offered a joke: “What are the only bees which give milk? Boobies!”. He later revealed that the man was wearing South Park socks. Aled and people on the text messages where confused about how you can get a train to Leeds and also go back in a car, which to be 100% honest confuses me also.
Chris again encouraged people to watch Reverse-A-Word, this time electrical stores at 16:50. He had a few offers from shops, not surprisingly Chris was particularly interested in a message from Bang and Olufsen. Dave said he whole country will come to a standstill. Some people wondered who did the original of ‘It’s My Life’, which was of course Talk Talk in 1986.
Chris and Dave talked at length about how to pronounce Southall during Half Time and played more clips of people who will be showing it. Dom then concluded that it depends where you live after speaking to a woman from the local library. They went on to discuss how to pronounce other places.
Chris made Dom and Jules laugh by pulling a moony during the 9:30 news so they where incapable to continuing. Chris says his ass is ‘pert’. Jules is going to Alton towers today.
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
Woodie the PC World ICT technician from Mansfield 2
Danny the Kick Boxing promoter from Norwich 1
Chris talked about when he had a row with Jo Whiley, but said she never shouts. He asked if anyone remembered an advert featuring a little girl and a fruit salad called Tip Top.
Don’t forget to watch Reverse-A-Word tonight, particularly if your house measures TV ratings. On a side note, that poll a few years ago about Moyles being the most annoying DJ had some truth in it, as he often doesn’t say what the records are called and some of the bland dance songs such as Shakedown are very hard to name. Well done to MC (and previously Uglybob) for doing this every day; I never could.
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