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- Mon Apr 19, 2004 7:37 pm
#241906
Jimmy G, covering for Lewis, covering for MC (it’s not my fault that it’s rubbish)
1. Pete Doherty & Wolfman - For Lovers 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. The Darkness - Love Is Only A Feeling, 3. Beyonce Knowles feat Sean Paul - Baby Boy, 4. Nelly Furtado - Try, 5. BUZZ OFF - Black Grape - In The Name Of The Father 7:30 NEWSBEAT 6. Franz Ferdinand – Take Me Out, 7. Usher feat Ludacris – Yeah, 8. The 411 feat Ghost Face Killer – On My Knees, 9. Ash – Shining Light 8:00 NEWSBEAT 10. Kelis – Milkshake, 11. Eamon - F**k It, 12. Travis – Sing, 13. Outkast - The Way You Move, 14. Narcotic Thrust - I Like It, 15. Christina Aguilera feat Redman – Dirrty (there is no point of playing this without the video), 16. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Fortune Faded, 17. Keane – Everybody’s Changing, 17. Wildchild (Fatboy Slim Remix) - Renegade Master 98' (Tedious Link), 18. Blink 182 - I Miss You, 19. Kanye West - Through The Wire, 20. Pink - God Is A DJ 9:30 NEWSBEAT 21. D12 - My Band, 22. Generic Dance Track, 23. No Doubt - It’s My Life
Today was the day when Radio 1 gives away tickets for One Big Sunday. For some reason they seem to make this into some sort of event, which I find quite bizarre. Why not make a feature out of putting up the tent or doing the sound checks? Wes was excited because he could play with the crowd, giving instant audience reactions. Chris said Wes can’t go to the One Big Sunday as he has to do the chart. Chris added rocking drum noises onto the Wolfman song and joked about "air pianoing" to it due to the crowd making him a bit hyper.
After the news Chris played with the crowed in Derry. He joked that there were only 10 tickets to give away, then said that because the
audience have had to endure Colin Murry for a hour they would open the ticket office an hour early. He kept on getting them to repeat things and said it was like doing the Road Show again.
Buzz off today was In The Name Of The Father by Black Grape. The listeners where pretty much split, Aled was the first to buzz, followed shortly by Rachel then Dave. Aled claimed that it was like Real 2 Real because it had a rap in it.
Chris talked to Colin and Edith who where at the ticket office. Colin’s ego forced him to get people to boo Chris and cheer everyone else. Colin commented that the average age of the people there was similar to a playgroup. Edith said that she had handed out water bottles so people could pee in them, as they had been there all night. Chris suggested Colin opened all the pubs and bought everyone a drink, which didn’t go down too well.
Chris congratulated Dom on his first flaw free news bulletin. He again compared him to the zombie from Shawn of the Dead, Dave saying he was a “Dombie”. Chris said he might watch the Leeds game tonight. He claimed they are NOT the underdogs. Dave said that it was very obvious he was an Everton supporter when he sat in the Leeds stand, has he was shouting at all the times. Dave said it worried him when he got mistaken for Aled.
Chris slagged off the new song by 411 feat Ghost Face Killer. Rachel said that she bet him theoretically 50p that it will grow on him, so Chris upped this to theoretically £1 Million. He wondered when he could cash in his hypothetical money, and did an impression of the team being old and grey. This lead Dave to say he would like to be cryogenically frozen when he is fifty five, then defrosted whenever they could do it properly. Chris asked Dave if he could have his car after he is frozen. Dom says he is drinking tonight, Saturday and Sunday. Juliette on the other hand is going to Oldham on Saturday then interviewing people during the marathon from the top of a building for TV on Sunday. Chris said she should be dressed as a rhinoceros to interview people.
Chris was confused about when the last episode of Friends is, as he tunes in every week thinking it is the last episode, however Aled corrected him to say it finishes at the end of May. Dave likes it also, blaming it on the wife. Everyone is having trouble keeping up with 24. Moneybags-Aled claims that he doesn’t like watching programmes every week, so goes out and buys the box set, then watches it all at once. Chris summed up Will and Grace: “A gay guy with his gay friends and his fag-hag girl flat mate, and that’s the story”, which Aled agreed with, despite loving it. Aled has series 1-4 on DVD.
Chris talked to Edith, who played up her Scottish accent. The crowd were becoming quieter. Chris said it was like a Colin Murry gig (whatever that is) and that Edith should dump him and work on his show. She didn’t want to betray him until he offered more money, where she asked when she started. If I was her agent I would recommend betrayin him. He said the highlight of his life at the moment is seeing Edith in the office. He made her say Franz Ferdinand, Curly Whirly and Burger King in her Scottish accent. Chris talked about football. Apparently something important is happening. Chris made Dom do his Jeff Man song live, which started off okay but, much like the weather, he stuffed it up. Dave said he was “worse live then Beenie Man”.
The box office was closed at 08:45. Rachel said as a consolation you could recreate it by listening on their radios in their living rooms, so Chris said you could enhance this further by: putting some grass down, making it nice and sweaty, getting a fat bloke to stand in front of you, get people to queue for twenty minutes to get a beer, lock your toilet so just go round the corner and get tall people with bad B.O. to stand in front of you and sing all of the songs even though they don’t know the words. They played “Chicks win Tixs” to go to Blackburn. The question Juliette set was “What is the name of Blackburn’s American Goalkeeper”? The loser didn’t seem too bothered. Bring back King of Tickets.
Chris messed up the studio equipment, with lots of feedback. He suggested that it was time for “Rachel’s Weightwatchers Update”. She put on 3 pounds on her birthday week, but has lost it again, so she is now 17 pounds less than when she started. Dave revealed that if she reached her target she would be on the cover of the Weightwatchers Magazine! Aled says that he and Rachel can go sunbathing on a beach all summer. Chris asked if her breasts have got smaller, she said not much, thus meaning that she will be a “top heavy lovely”. Yay! Chris seemed rather excited at this prospect, unsurprisingly. Someone texted in saying that Rachel had a strong case for sexual harassment. Chris responded by saying “shut it, you old trout, I’ll sue you too!” and did impressions of the judge. He said Rachel had no chance of being sexually harassed by him, as he can have anyone he wants due to him being famous. They all discussed where they would go with the money. Chris talked about the time he went to court for speeding when he lived in Stoke, however he drove there so had trouble getting home. He claims he has never broken
the law since, even winning a “Norfolk Bravery Award”, saving a teenager from getting beaten up.
The team talked at length about Juliette’s marathon commentary. They managed to find the theme music in about five minutes. They did impressions of runners being interviewed, which was quite amusing but doesn’t really lend it’s self to a review. Dave did an impression of a helicopter which kept on cutting out. Aled picked a fight with a Car Park Catchphrase contestant for saying
the South is better than the North because it is “quiteish”. Chris pointed out how Vic Reeves doesn’t really sound like a big fan of 1Xtra in his promo for Freeview. Jules was dancing to No Doubt. Chris saidthat she will be putting her “posh telly voice” on if she sobers up on Sunday.
Not a bad show today, despite having to make an event out of a box office giveaway. MC is back on Monday. Thank you please.
Daves Tedious Link
Robbie Williams Old Before I Die - Die is the singular of the word dice - Dice is also a verb meaning to cut food stuffs into a cube type shape - If you remove the “e” from shape you get Shap, which is a town in Cumbria - Cumbria is still a proud producer of sausages - Sausages can be fried or grilled, as can fish fingers - Fish fingers were traditionally manufactured from cod - Cods are eaten by seals and it’s because of this that the Canadians are thinking about killing them all - All rhymes with Gall, which is an old fashioned word for France - France in turn rhymes with pants, as in “I Messed My Pants When We Flew Over France”, a famous line from Ivor Novello hopefuls Busted - “Busted” is also a term used by the Police, meaning to finally crack an ongoing crime investigation - Investigations are carried out to determine the cause of an accident, such as the famous near fatal yachting accident involving Duran Duran front man Simon Le Bon in 1985 - Simon Le Bon is mates with Duran Duran guitarist John Taylor - and John Taylor is married to, or was married to, or definitely was or indeed is involved with Amanda de Cadenet, the famous former “wild child” - Which links us to Wildchild and Renegade Master 98’ (Fatboy Slim Remix)
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1. Pete Doherty & Wolfman - For Lovers 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. The Darkness - Love Is Only A Feeling, 3. Beyonce Knowles feat Sean Paul - Baby Boy, 4. Nelly Furtado - Try, 5. BUZZ OFF - Black Grape - In The Name Of The Father 7:30 NEWSBEAT 6. Franz Ferdinand – Take Me Out, 7. Usher feat Ludacris – Yeah, 8. The 411 feat Ghost Face Killer – On My Knees, 9. Ash – Shining Light 8:00 NEWSBEAT 10. Kelis – Milkshake, 11. Eamon - F**k It, 12. Travis – Sing, 13. Outkast - The Way You Move, 14. Narcotic Thrust - I Like It, 15. Christina Aguilera feat Redman – Dirrty (there is no point of playing this without the video), 16. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Fortune Faded, 17. Keane – Everybody’s Changing, 17. Wildchild (Fatboy Slim Remix) - Renegade Master 98' (Tedious Link), 18. Blink 182 - I Miss You, 19. Kanye West - Through The Wire, 20. Pink - God Is A DJ 9:30 NEWSBEAT 21. D12 - My Band, 22. Generic Dance Track, 23. No Doubt - It’s My Life
Today was the day when Radio 1 gives away tickets for One Big Sunday. For some reason they seem to make this into some sort of event, which I find quite bizarre. Why not make a feature out of putting up the tent or doing the sound checks? Wes was excited because he could play with the crowd, giving instant audience reactions. Chris said Wes can’t go to the One Big Sunday as he has to do the chart. Chris added rocking drum noises onto the Wolfman song and joked about "air pianoing" to it due to the crowd making him a bit hyper.
After the news Chris played with the crowed in Derry. He joked that there were only 10 tickets to give away, then said that because the
audience have had to endure Colin Murry for a hour they would open the ticket office an hour early. He kept on getting them to repeat things and said it was like doing the Road Show again.
Buzz off today was In The Name Of The Father by Black Grape. The listeners where pretty much split, Aled was the first to buzz, followed shortly by Rachel then Dave. Aled claimed that it was like Real 2 Real because it had a rap in it.
Chris talked to Colin and Edith who where at the ticket office. Colin’s ego forced him to get people to boo Chris and cheer everyone else. Colin commented that the average age of the people there was similar to a playgroup. Edith said that she had handed out water bottles so people could pee in them, as they had been there all night. Chris suggested Colin opened all the pubs and bought everyone a drink, which didn’t go down too well.
Chris congratulated Dom on his first flaw free news bulletin. He again compared him to the zombie from Shawn of the Dead, Dave saying he was a “Dombie”. Chris said he might watch the Leeds game tonight. He claimed they are NOT the underdogs. Dave said that it was very obvious he was an Everton supporter when he sat in the Leeds stand, has he was shouting at all the times. Dave said it worried him when he got mistaken for Aled.
Chris slagged off the new song by 411 feat Ghost Face Killer. Rachel said that she bet him theoretically 50p that it will grow on him, so Chris upped this to theoretically £1 Million. He wondered when he could cash in his hypothetical money, and did an impression of the team being old and grey. This lead Dave to say he would like to be cryogenically frozen when he is fifty five, then defrosted whenever they could do it properly. Chris asked Dave if he could have his car after he is frozen. Dom says he is drinking tonight, Saturday and Sunday. Juliette on the other hand is going to Oldham on Saturday then interviewing people during the marathon from the top of a building for TV on Sunday. Chris said she should be dressed as a rhinoceros to interview people.
Chris was confused about when the last episode of Friends is, as he tunes in every week thinking it is the last episode, however Aled corrected him to say it finishes at the end of May. Dave likes it also, blaming it on the wife. Everyone is having trouble keeping up with 24. Moneybags-Aled claims that he doesn’t like watching programmes every week, so goes out and buys the box set, then watches it all at once. Chris summed up Will and Grace: “A gay guy with his gay friends and his fag-hag girl flat mate, and that’s the story”, which Aled agreed with, despite loving it. Aled has series 1-4 on DVD.
Chris talked to Edith, who played up her Scottish accent. The crowd were becoming quieter. Chris said it was like a Colin Murry gig (whatever that is) and that Edith should dump him and work on his show. She didn’t want to betray him until he offered more money, where she asked when she started. If I was her agent I would recommend betrayin him. He said the highlight of his life at the moment is seeing Edith in the office. He made her say Franz Ferdinand, Curly Whirly and Burger King in her Scottish accent. Chris talked about football. Apparently something important is happening. Chris made Dom do his Jeff Man song live, which started off okay but, much like the weather, he stuffed it up. Dave said he was “worse live then Beenie Man”.
The box office was closed at 08:45. Rachel said as a consolation you could recreate it by listening on their radios in their living rooms, so Chris said you could enhance this further by: putting some grass down, making it nice and sweaty, getting a fat bloke to stand in front of you, get people to queue for twenty minutes to get a beer, lock your toilet so just go round the corner and get tall people with bad B.O. to stand in front of you and sing all of the songs even though they don’t know the words. They played “Chicks win Tixs” to go to Blackburn. The question Juliette set was “What is the name of Blackburn’s American Goalkeeper”? The loser didn’t seem too bothered. Bring back King of Tickets.
Chris messed up the studio equipment, with lots of feedback. He suggested that it was time for “Rachel’s Weightwatchers Update”. She put on 3 pounds on her birthday week, but has lost it again, so she is now 17 pounds less than when she started. Dave revealed that if she reached her target she would be on the cover of the Weightwatchers Magazine! Aled says that he and Rachel can go sunbathing on a beach all summer. Chris asked if her breasts have got smaller, she said not much, thus meaning that she will be a “top heavy lovely”. Yay! Chris seemed rather excited at this prospect, unsurprisingly. Someone texted in saying that Rachel had a strong case for sexual harassment. Chris responded by saying “shut it, you old trout, I’ll sue you too!” and did impressions of the judge. He said Rachel had no chance of being sexually harassed by him, as he can have anyone he wants due to him being famous. They all discussed where they would go with the money. Chris talked about the time he went to court for speeding when he lived in Stoke, however he drove there so had trouble getting home. He claims he has never broken
the law since, even winning a “Norfolk Bravery Award”, saving a teenager from getting beaten up.
The team talked at length about Juliette’s marathon commentary. They managed to find the theme music in about five minutes. They did impressions of runners being interviewed, which was quite amusing but doesn’t really lend it’s self to a review. Dave did an impression of a helicopter which kept on cutting out. Aled picked a fight with a Car Park Catchphrase contestant for saying
the South is better than the North because it is “quiteish”. Chris pointed out how Vic Reeves doesn’t really sound like a big fan of 1Xtra in his promo for Freeview. Jules was dancing to No Doubt. Chris saidthat she will be putting her “posh telly voice” on if she sobers up on Sunday.
Not a bad show today, despite having to make an event out of a box office giveaway. MC is back on Monday. Thank you please.
Daves Tedious Link
Robbie Williams Old Before I Die - Die is the singular of the word dice - Dice is also a verb meaning to cut food stuffs into a cube type shape - If you remove the “e” from shape you get Shap, which is a town in Cumbria - Cumbria is still a proud producer of sausages - Sausages can be fried or grilled, as can fish fingers - Fish fingers were traditionally manufactured from cod - Cods are eaten by seals and it’s because of this that the Canadians are thinking about killing them all - All rhymes with Gall, which is an old fashioned word for France - France in turn rhymes with pants, as in “I Messed My Pants When We Flew Over France”, a famous line from Ivor Novello hopefuls Busted - “Busted” is also a term used by the Police, meaning to finally crack an ongoing crime investigation - Investigations are carried out to determine the cause of an accident, such as the famous near fatal yachting accident involving Duran Duran front man Simon Le Bon in 1985 - Simon Le Bon is mates with Duran Duran guitarist John Taylor - and John Taylor is married to, or was married to, or definitely was or indeed is involved with Amanda de Cadenet, the famous former “wild child” - Which links us to Wildchild and Renegade Master 98’ (Fatboy Slim Remix)
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