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- Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:59 pm
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1. Sean Paul - Get Busy 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Scissor Sisters - Laura, 3. 50 Cent - In Da Club, 4. Lostprophets - Wake Up (Make A Move), 5. BUZZ OFF - Level 42 - Lessons In Love, 6. Pharrell Williams feat Jay-Z - Frontin' 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Ultrabeat - Pretty Green Eyes, 8. Mario Winans feat Enya & P. Diddy - I Don't Wanna Know, 9. Eamon - F**k It (I Don't Want You Back), 10. Supergrass - Kiss Of Life 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. Love Inc - You’re A Superstar, 12. Avril Lavigne - Don't Tell Me, 13. Peter Andre - Insania, 14. Blink 182 - I Miss You 8:30 NEWSBEAT 15. Foo Fighters - All My Life, 16. The 411 feat Ghostface Killah - On My Knees, 17. The Farm - Altogether Now (Euro 2004 Mix), 18. Shaggy - Oh Carolina (Tedious Link), 19. Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl, 20. The Black Eyed Peas - Let's Get It Started, 21. D12 - My Band, 22. Ash - Orpheus 9:30 NEWSBEAT 23. CHRIS MOYLES MONTAGE - Claudio Ranieri Tribute, 24. Shakedown - At Night, 25. Cassidy feat R. Kelly - Hotel, 26. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
Back with a bang. After a long bank holiday weekend off, Chris returned to the airwaves with a stonker of a show this morning. Unsurprisingly the subject top of the menu was last Friday’s launch of Big Brother 5, or as I’m calling it *Big Brother’s freak show*. Chris kicked off with a genius impression of that overexcitable row of tents camp moron Marco. He told him to sod off and referred to the housemates as “a bunch of misfits”, surely an understatement if ever there was one. I turned off after 25 minutes on Friday cos I just couldn’t be arsed. I’ve watched every year up till now and enjoyed them, but it’s just not worth the effort this year. The ratings have slumped too to 3.3 million (see here) from 6.7 million after the big (and very good) Friends finale on Friday. Chris and Dave ran through a few of the housemates - starting off with the gay who hates asylum seekers Marco, then the asylum seeking homophobe Ahmed. Borderline genius...although I really don’t want to say it. You’ve then got the narky lesbian and Jarvis * lookalike “Kitten”, that Geordie slapper Michelle, the Scottish fella with the thong Jason, the transsexual man woman thing “Nadia” (Neil) and a whole other list of assorted freaks. Chris asked where the likable normal people were in Big Brother this year. I can tell you now that the answer is nowhere. Well the only ones who seem fairly ordinary at the moment (and I must stress “at the moment”) are Ahmed, Shell, Emma and Vanessa. I really am looking at a photo for their names btw. Dave was convinced that they were all actors on Friday and was texting the same word to Chris repeatedly, as each of them entered the house one by one - tw@t. Chris said he too was thoroughly disappointed on Friday, but now is beginning to warm to a few of the housemates - namely Kitten and Victor. He thinks Kitten is not a natural rebel and simply a confused, attention seeking young lady. Thanks to Uglybob, who has posted this link on the messageboard. Chris likes Victor too, cos he seems to think that he is some kind of love god - aii, diggin it and ting (etc). Chris wondered what the mirrors are like in his house. Chris also loved Victor’s genius question to Kitten - “What’s it like being a lesbian?”...oh god please help us now. Dom is open minded about BB so far, he likes it cos it’s different but doesn’t like it cos he hates them all. Jules switched off after just five minutes cos Marco scared the hell out of her. Credit where credit’s due I say. Chris fantastically took the pee out of all those idiots in there who say “I’ll just tell it how it is” and “I’m dead popular” and “I’m a great lover” etc. Chris did great impressions of them, and then added that they do live their mum remember...but purely for financial reasons of course. Chris also thought the Big Brother in the diary room on Saturday night sounded like she was on an 0898 line (calls to BB will be charged at £1.50 a minute). You could tell Chris talking about it more and more was winding Dave up, and he said that Davina was his highlight of the show on Friday.
Chris - Hey, this is what the kids are into these days
Dave - and we’re just reflecting this popular culture?
Chris - Exactly
With Aled on his UK tour and the team off to Portugal next week, it looks like BB Aled will be taking a break this year - at least in the short term anyway. That saves us a dull 15 minute link each day anyway. Tonight is a momentous night in the lives of Kermit O’Dreary and Chris Moyles. It’s the reunion of two old friends as Chris makes an appearance on BBLB in an attempt to smoke that pipe of peace. Full details of how you can see the show are at the bottom of today’s review.
Official Big Brother Website - http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother
MOYLES RINGS DAD:
Chris’s dad is released from hospital tomorrow after his quadruple heart bypass operation last week. Chris met the surgeon who operated on him yesterday when he was back in Leeds, and the surgeon revealed that Chris’s show had originally been on the radio in the background when they were all in the prep room getting ready for the operation. The surgeon said they turned it off straight away. Chris asked why - he needs the Rajars. He also talked for quite a bit about his dad and said that he was just showing off his sensitive side to the early morning audience.
Chris - I want people to realise that I’m just not about ratings, I’m a human being...(pause & backs off mic)...you know I should ring him and get him on the air at prime time, people would love that
Dave - Do you not think that’s a bit sensationalist?
Chris said maybe but then again it would be great for the trail. Vitty agreed and with Chris being Chris, it came as no surprise when he really did ring his dad live on the air @ 8:15 (that’s prime time kids). Chris said it would allow him to relate to his audience...and hopefully up the figures in the process. Dave couldn’t believe he was actually doing it but Chris proceeded anyway. His dad was listening and picked up the phone. He didn’t sound great (understandably) but still came out with a couple of cracking lines (in his broadest Leeds accent):
John (Chris’s dad) - I’ve been listening to Airfadle & Worthdale FM before you come on. They only sell tractors
(Chris and Dave laugh)
Chris’s dad said he was feeling a lot better now and improving all the time. He thanked Chris for ringing him and visiting him yesterday.
John - I’m having loads of visitors at the moment. They come to annoy you, talk to each other, eat your food and then go home
(Chris laughs)
Chris’s dad told him to keep up the good work and “keep saving Radio 1”, but refused to exchange the term “I love you” with him, instead opting for a manly thank you instead. Rach said she could feel a regular feature coming on here and Dave said it was the first time he’d ever heard such a desperate and blatant tactic employed before on The Radio 1 Breakfast Show. It worked though as floods of texts came in saying “that’s really sweet”, “that touched me”, “that brought a tear to my eye” etc. Admittedly most of the above began with the words “Although I don’t like you”. Aled said he got a big choked up listening to it too. Chris completed this sensitive, caring and thought provoking link with a dedication for his dad as well. However, before you go grabbing those tissues again (not for that reason), you should know that the record Chris played to wish his father a steady recovery from major heart surgery was...Peter Andre and Insania. Hang on in there John.
Buzz Off was back at twenty past seven this morning, although I’m not quite sure it was the revamp that Chris had been promising us. The rules (are there any nowadays?) were the same as usual, it’s just that Chris had had all his compilation CD’s returned to him from his cousin Dara in New York, meaning a bigger choice of tunes for him to pick from this morning. In that case you’d have thought he could have bettered Level 42’s 1986 number three smash Lessons In Love...apparently not. It certainly divided the audience in Studio 3. Chris and Dom were loving it while Dave and Rach weren’t. Vitty was first to buzz in on 27 seconds, Rach next on 0:28, the listeners third on 3:40 and bald headed Byrne was last (as it entered the fade) on 3:58. Rach called it rubbish and Dave (who’s always hated Level 42) said it was a dreadful record. Chris called Level 42 “the Beatles of the 80’s” which stunned Dave into silence for a brief moment.
Dave - I find your musical taste baffling
Chris - Oh come on. Seriously, 66% of the population text in how great they thought that song was
Dave (laughs) - Population?
Chris - Yeah, everyone’s listening (him & Dave laugh)
Dave - Have you got 56 million listeners now?
Chris played a trail for Scott Mills’ new afternoon show, which kicks off next Monday at 3pm...rock a loo la. Chris said Scott may have been at Radio 1 since 1986, but now he is finally off the subs bench and playing for the first team. However, he was left wondering who will fill in on Breakfast now when he goes on holiday. Dave thought possibly Wes, but it’s more likely that they will switch the schedules and stick Scott on for Chris, Nemone on for Scott and Wes on for Nemone. Clear as mud eh?
WHERE’S ALED: DAY 9>>>>
(Aled and today’s winner Roy Stephens in front of Edinburgh Castle)
PASSWORD - “Can I watch the England game with you tonight Aled?”
LOCATION - On Princess Street by Edinburgh Castle in...erm, Edinburgh
CLUES - Not in England but in a capital city over 300km from where he was yesterday (Aled flew). This city is divided into a new and old town and has 16 000 buildings in it that are listed as architecturally and historically important
WINNER THROUGH TO THE AIRPORT FINAL - It took a long time today but eventually people spotted Aled as they were driving past him in their cars. Aled said they were running towards him.
Dave - How can they run in cars?
(Chris laughs)
Dave - Is it like the Flintstones?
(Paul & Aled laugh)
A lovely Scottish lady called Alison got the password wrong, but Roy Stephens, an IT worker originally from Barrow In Furness in Cumbria got it right (eventually). He was on the line to Chris for over a minute and got the password wrong by one word originally, but was very jammy as he guessed it correctly just as Chris was preparing to cut him off. Roy is through to the big airport final next Thursday on the show. Aled’s tour didn’t take a break over the bank holiday weekend btw, he was on with Spoony and Wes - in Southampton on Saturday, Brighton on Sunday and London yesterday (all winners, pics and info from these days can be found here @ Radio 1 ONLINE). A text message correctly pointed out that Aled went to Brighton on a day when 30 000 football fans in Brighton were all in Cardiff (for their Div 2 play off final v Bristol City). Aled (a Welshman who hates footy remember) didn’t realise, but enjoyed the warm weather anyway.
JULES STINKS AND CHRIS, DAVE AND JO’S LUUURVE SANDWICH:
(The Moyles - Whiley - Vitty luurve sandwich)
Jules refreshed her perfume just before 8:30 this morning and when she walked back into the studio, Chris said he could hardly breathe. She claimed it wasn’t cheap stuff (£44) and said that she had just given it a quick squirt. Chris said she should have walked into it like they do in the movies, not spray it all over - creating a pungent smell from her pits (note: pits). Dave said “shake the bottle, wake the studio”. Rach agreed it was quite strong too.
Jules (sounding very brummie) - Well I like it and Dom didn’t say anything
Dom - I couldn’t, I was choking
(Chris and Dave laugh)
Rach revealed that she used to work behind a perfume counter and wore a tabbard. This resulted in a very random link including chat about Mexicans, sombreros, ponchos, overalls, tabbards and Rachel advising people on what make up to wear. Other stuff on the show today included Chris’s tribute to sacked Chelsea boss Claudio Ranieri (a montage of his best bits over the Will Young Leave Right Now bed) and Chris slagging off Dave & Chappers sports show, calling it dull. Back in Derry a few weeks ago, Dave had his 30th birthday party at Earth, with plenty of celeb guests invited. Faithless weren’t but turned up anyway, cos according to Dave “they knew it was the hottest ticket in town”. Dave met some Chinese fella from the band, but not Maxi Jazz, Sister Bliss or Rolo (the main members). Faithless are Jo Whiley’s guests in the Live Lounge today and Chris was wondering if Dave would be popping in to say hello to his close personal friends. He wasn’t so sure he would. Following Dave showing off his vocal skills on Friday (he was singing Revolution by The Beatles), Jo Whiley said she should get him in to do a session for her in the Live Lounge.
Chris - Oh I’d love to have a session with Jo...oh my god
Cue another link where Chris fantasises about Jo on the air. Rachel said that Chris and Dave should get into the real world...
Rachel - I don’t think she likes either of you
Dave - Excuse me, she can’t find us both repulsive!!!
(brilliant Rachel laugh)
Chris jokingly called Jo a baby factory and “yo yo knickers”, which Dave and Rach both said was very rude and hugely insulting. Chris insisted it was a joke and said he dreams of having a luurve sandwich with him and Dave as the two slices of bread and Jo as the filling in between. Jo seems a bit of a kinky minx but this was just one step too far. Luckily she didn’t hear the “yo yo knickers” reference but seemed very embarrassed about the whole sandwich thing.
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
CHRIS a camp sounding married postman from Kingston 2
JODIE a national account manager from Leeds 0
Daves Tedious Link
Michael Jackson Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough - Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough featured on the classic album Off The Wall - “Off The Wall” is a phrase that could be used to describe the game of squash - Squash of a different type is a drink and also referred to as cordial - Cordial is a word that might be associated with an invite - The word “invite” is made up of exactly six letters, one less than “marmite” which has seven - Seven was a film starring Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt - Brad Pitt is married to Jennifer Aniston, who didn’t go to Paris - Paris is the capital of France - France is home to the world famous Bayeux Tapestry, which is a popular tourist attraction, a bit like Stonehenge is in this country - Stonehenge is a popular place for Druids - Druid rhymes with Clwyd, which is a Welsh county - The American equivalent of a county is a state, such as California, Texas or indeed North Carolina - and if you were to remove the first N, R, T and H from North Carolina, you’re left simply with O Carolina - Which links us to Shaggy and Oh Carolina
TEDIOUS LINK FLAWS
*Clwyds don’t exist anymore. Dave said he was thinking of traditional Welsh counties though, not new high fangled administratitive areas
*It was Rachel Green who didn’t go to Paris, not Jennifer Aniston (although technically that is true too)
MOYLES ON BBLB TONIGHT
Right, Chris is on Big Brothers Little Brother with Dermot tonight @ 6pm on Channel 4, repeated at 10:35pm on E4. For people who can’t catch either of those (like me cos I’m going watching England v Japan) then it’s repeated a third and final time tomorrow morning at 8am on Channel 4. Some serious multitasking required there - Moyles on the radio and the TV at the same time. I wonder which will be better...hmm tough one.
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Back with a bang. After a long bank holiday weekend off, Chris returned to the airwaves with a stonker of a show this morning. Unsurprisingly the subject top of the menu was last Friday’s launch of Big Brother 5, or as I’m calling it *Big Brother’s freak show*. Chris kicked off with a genius impression of that overexcitable row of tents camp moron Marco. He told him to sod off and referred to the housemates as “a bunch of misfits”, surely an understatement if ever there was one. I turned off after 25 minutes on Friday cos I just couldn’t be arsed. I’ve watched every year up till now and enjoyed them, but it’s just not worth the effort this year. The ratings have slumped too to 3.3 million (see here) from 6.7 million after the big (and very good) Friends finale on Friday. Chris and Dave ran through a few of the housemates - starting off with the gay who hates asylum seekers Marco, then the asylum seeking homophobe Ahmed. Borderline genius...although I really don’t want to say it. You’ve then got the narky lesbian and Jarvis * lookalike “Kitten”, that Geordie slapper Michelle, the Scottish fella with the thong Jason, the transsexual man woman thing “Nadia” (Neil) and a whole other list of assorted freaks. Chris asked where the likable normal people were in Big Brother this year. I can tell you now that the answer is nowhere. Well the only ones who seem fairly ordinary at the moment (and I must stress “at the moment”) are Ahmed, Shell, Emma and Vanessa. I really am looking at a photo for their names btw. Dave was convinced that they were all actors on Friday and was texting the same word to Chris repeatedly, as each of them entered the house one by one - tw@t. Chris said he too was thoroughly disappointed on Friday, but now is beginning to warm to a few of the housemates - namely Kitten and Victor. He thinks Kitten is not a natural rebel and simply a confused, attention seeking young lady. Thanks to Uglybob, who has posted this link on the messageboard. Chris likes Victor too, cos he seems to think that he is some kind of love god - aii, diggin it and ting (etc). Chris wondered what the mirrors are like in his house. Chris also loved Victor’s genius question to Kitten - “What’s it like being a lesbian?”...oh god please help us now. Dom is open minded about BB so far, he likes it cos it’s different but doesn’t like it cos he hates them all. Jules switched off after just five minutes cos Marco scared the hell out of her. Credit where credit’s due I say. Chris fantastically took the pee out of all those idiots in there who say “I’ll just tell it how it is” and “I’m dead popular” and “I’m a great lover” etc. Chris did great impressions of them, and then added that they do live their mum remember...but purely for financial reasons of course. Chris also thought the Big Brother in the diary room on Saturday night sounded like she was on an 0898 line (calls to BB will be charged at £1.50 a minute). You could tell Chris talking about it more and more was winding Dave up, and he said that Davina was his highlight of the show on Friday.
Chris - Hey, this is what the kids are into these days
Dave - and we’re just reflecting this popular culture?
Chris - Exactly
With Aled on his UK tour and the team off to Portugal next week, it looks like BB Aled will be taking a break this year - at least in the short term anyway. That saves us a dull 15 minute link each day anyway. Tonight is a momentous night in the lives of Kermit O’Dreary and Chris Moyles. It’s the reunion of two old friends as Chris makes an appearance on BBLB in an attempt to smoke that pipe of peace. Full details of how you can see the show are at the bottom of today’s review.
Official Big Brother Website - http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother
MOYLES RINGS DAD:
Chris’s dad is released from hospital tomorrow after his quadruple heart bypass operation last week. Chris met the surgeon who operated on him yesterday when he was back in Leeds, and the surgeon revealed that Chris’s show had originally been on the radio in the background when they were all in the prep room getting ready for the operation. The surgeon said they turned it off straight away. Chris asked why - he needs the Rajars. He also talked for quite a bit about his dad and said that he was just showing off his sensitive side to the early morning audience.
Chris - I want people to realise that I’m just not about ratings, I’m a human being...(pause & backs off mic)...you know I should ring him and get him on the air at prime time, people would love that
Dave - Do you not think that’s a bit sensationalist?
Chris said maybe but then again it would be great for the trail. Vitty agreed and with Chris being Chris, it came as no surprise when he really did ring his dad live on the air @ 8:15 (that’s prime time kids). Chris said it would allow him to relate to his audience...and hopefully up the figures in the process. Dave couldn’t believe he was actually doing it but Chris proceeded anyway. His dad was listening and picked up the phone. He didn’t sound great (understandably) but still came out with a couple of cracking lines (in his broadest Leeds accent):
John (Chris’s dad) - I’ve been listening to Airfadle & Worthdale FM before you come on. They only sell tractors
(Chris and Dave laugh)
Chris’s dad said he was feeling a lot better now and improving all the time. He thanked Chris for ringing him and visiting him yesterday.
John - I’m having loads of visitors at the moment. They come to annoy you, talk to each other, eat your food and then go home
(Chris laughs)
Chris’s dad told him to keep up the good work and “keep saving Radio 1”, but refused to exchange the term “I love you” with him, instead opting for a manly thank you instead. Rach said she could feel a regular feature coming on here and Dave said it was the first time he’d ever heard such a desperate and blatant tactic employed before on The Radio 1 Breakfast Show. It worked though as floods of texts came in saying “that’s really sweet”, “that touched me”, “that brought a tear to my eye” etc. Admittedly most of the above began with the words “Although I don’t like you”. Aled said he got a big choked up listening to it too. Chris completed this sensitive, caring and thought provoking link with a dedication for his dad as well. However, before you go grabbing those tissues again (not for that reason), you should know that the record Chris played to wish his father a steady recovery from major heart surgery was...Peter Andre and Insania. Hang on in there John.
Buzz Off was back at twenty past seven this morning, although I’m not quite sure it was the revamp that Chris had been promising us. The rules (are there any nowadays?) were the same as usual, it’s just that Chris had had all his compilation CD’s returned to him from his cousin Dara in New York, meaning a bigger choice of tunes for him to pick from this morning. In that case you’d have thought he could have bettered Level 42’s 1986 number three smash Lessons In Love...apparently not. It certainly divided the audience in Studio 3. Chris and Dom were loving it while Dave and Rach weren’t. Vitty was first to buzz in on 27 seconds, Rach next on 0:28, the listeners third on 3:40 and bald headed Byrne was last (as it entered the fade) on 3:58. Rach called it rubbish and Dave (who’s always hated Level 42) said it was a dreadful record. Chris called Level 42 “the Beatles of the 80’s” which stunned Dave into silence for a brief moment.
Dave - I find your musical taste baffling
Chris - Oh come on. Seriously, 66% of the population text in how great they thought that song was
Dave (laughs) - Population?
Chris - Yeah, everyone’s listening (him & Dave laugh)
Dave - Have you got 56 million listeners now?
Chris played a trail for Scott Mills’ new afternoon show, which kicks off next Monday at 3pm...rock a loo la. Chris said Scott may have been at Radio 1 since 1986, but now he is finally off the subs bench and playing for the first team. However, he was left wondering who will fill in on Breakfast now when he goes on holiday. Dave thought possibly Wes, but it’s more likely that they will switch the schedules and stick Scott on for Chris, Nemone on for Scott and Wes on for Nemone. Clear as mud eh?
WHERE’S ALED: DAY 9>>>>
(Aled and today’s winner Roy Stephens in front of Edinburgh Castle)
PASSWORD - “Can I watch the England game with you tonight Aled?”
LOCATION - On Princess Street by Edinburgh Castle in...erm, Edinburgh
CLUES - Not in England but in a capital city over 300km from where he was yesterday (Aled flew). This city is divided into a new and old town and has 16 000 buildings in it that are listed as architecturally and historically important
WINNER THROUGH TO THE AIRPORT FINAL - It took a long time today but eventually people spotted Aled as they were driving past him in their cars. Aled said they were running towards him.
Dave - How can they run in cars?
(Chris laughs)
Dave - Is it like the Flintstones?
(Paul & Aled laugh)
A lovely Scottish lady called Alison got the password wrong, but Roy Stephens, an IT worker originally from Barrow In Furness in Cumbria got it right (eventually). He was on the line to Chris for over a minute and got the password wrong by one word originally, but was very jammy as he guessed it correctly just as Chris was preparing to cut him off. Roy is through to the big airport final next Thursday on the show. Aled’s tour didn’t take a break over the bank holiday weekend btw, he was on with Spoony and Wes - in Southampton on Saturday, Brighton on Sunday and London yesterday (all winners, pics and info from these days can be found here @ Radio 1 ONLINE). A text message correctly pointed out that Aled went to Brighton on a day when 30 000 football fans in Brighton were all in Cardiff (for their Div 2 play off final v Bristol City). Aled (a Welshman who hates footy remember) didn’t realise, but enjoyed the warm weather anyway.
JULES STINKS AND CHRIS, DAVE AND JO’S LUUURVE SANDWICH:
(The Moyles - Whiley - Vitty luurve sandwich)
Jules refreshed her perfume just before 8:30 this morning and when she walked back into the studio, Chris said he could hardly breathe. She claimed it wasn’t cheap stuff (£44) and said that she had just given it a quick squirt. Chris said she should have walked into it like they do in the movies, not spray it all over - creating a pungent smell from her pits (note: pits). Dave said “shake the bottle, wake the studio”. Rach agreed it was quite strong too.
Jules (sounding very brummie) - Well I like it and Dom didn’t say anything
Dom - I couldn’t, I was choking
(Chris and Dave laugh)
Rach revealed that she used to work behind a perfume counter and wore a tabbard. This resulted in a very random link including chat about Mexicans, sombreros, ponchos, overalls, tabbards and Rachel advising people on what make up to wear. Other stuff on the show today included Chris’s tribute to sacked Chelsea boss Claudio Ranieri (a montage of his best bits over the Will Young Leave Right Now bed) and Chris slagging off Dave & Chappers sports show, calling it dull. Back in Derry a few weeks ago, Dave had his 30th birthday party at Earth, with plenty of celeb guests invited. Faithless weren’t but turned up anyway, cos according to Dave “they knew it was the hottest ticket in town”. Dave met some Chinese fella from the band, but not Maxi Jazz, Sister Bliss or Rolo (the main members). Faithless are Jo Whiley’s guests in the Live Lounge today and Chris was wondering if Dave would be popping in to say hello to his close personal friends. He wasn’t so sure he would. Following Dave showing off his vocal skills on Friday (he was singing Revolution by The Beatles), Jo Whiley said she should get him in to do a session for her in the Live Lounge.
Chris - Oh I’d love to have a session with Jo...oh my god
Cue another link where Chris fantasises about Jo on the air. Rachel said that Chris and Dave should get into the real world...
Rachel - I don’t think she likes either of you
Dave - Excuse me, she can’t find us both repulsive!!!
(brilliant Rachel laugh)
Chris jokingly called Jo a baby factory and “yo yo knickers”, which Dave and Rach both said was very rude and hugely insulting. Chris insisted it was a joke and said he dreams of having a luurve sandwich with him and Dave as the two slices of bread and Jo as the filling in between. Jo seems a bit of a kinky minx but this was just one step too far. Luckily she didn’t hear the “yo yo knickers” reference but seemed very embarrassed about the whole sandwich thing.
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
CHRIS a camp sounding married postman from Kingston 2
JODIE a national account manager from Leeds 0
Daves Tedious Link
Michael Jackson Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough - Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough featured on the classic album Off The Wall - “Off The Wall” is a phrase that could be used to describe the game of squash - Squash of a different type is a drink and also referred to as cordial - Cordial is a word that might be associated with an invite - The word “invite” is made up of exactly six letters, one less than “marmite” which has seven - Seven was a film starring Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt - Brad Pitt is married to Jennifer Aniston, who didn’t go to Paris - Paris is the capital of France - France is home to the world famous Bayeux Tapestry, which is a popular tourist attraction, a bit like Stonehenge is in this country - Stonehenge is a popular place for Druids - Druid rhymes with Clwyd, which is a Welsh county - The American equivalent of a county is a state, such as California, Texas or indeed North Carolina - and if you were to remove the first N, R, T and H from North Carolina, you’re left simply with O Carolina - Which links us to Shaggy and Oh Carolina
TEDIOUS LINK FLAWS
*Clwyds don’t exist anymore. Dave said he was thinking of traditional Welsh counties though, not new high fangled administratitive areas
*It was Rachel Green who didn’t go to Paris, not Jennifer Aniston (although technically that is true too)
MOYLES ON BBLB TONIGHT
Right, Chris is on Big Brothers Little Brother with Dermot tonight @ 6pm on Channel 4, repeated at 10:35pm on E4. For people who can’t catch either of those (like me cos I’m going watching England v Japan) then it’s repeated a third and final time tomorrow morning at 8am on Channel 4. Some serious multitasking required there - Moyles on the radio and the TV at the same time. I wonder which will be better...hmm tough one.
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