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- Tue Jun 08, 2004 1:33 pm
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1. D12 - My Band 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Foo Fighters - All My Life, 3. Mario Winans feat Enya & P. Diddy - I Don't Wanna Know, 4. Joss Stone - Super Duper Love, 5. BUZZ OFF - S Club 7 - Bring It All Back, 6. Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. D. Kay & Epsilon feat Stamina MC - Barcelona, 8. Avril Lavigne - Don't Tell Me, 9. Jamelia - See It In A Boy's Eyes 8:00 NEWSBEAT 10. No Doubt feat Bounty Killer - Hey Baby, 11. Cassidy feat R. Kelly - Hotel, 12. Jurgen Vries feat Andrea Britton - Take My Hand, 13. The Black Eyed Peas - Let's Get It Started 8:30 NEWSBEAT 14. Nickelback - How You Remind Me, 15. Faithless - Mass Destruction, 16. Pink - God Is A DJ, 17. N*E*R*D - Maybe, 18. Take That feat Lulu - Relight My Fire (Tedious Link), 19. Snow Patrol - Chocolate, 20. The Streets - Dry Your Eyes 9:30 NEWSBEAT 21. Kelis - Trick Me, 22. Deepest Blue - Give It Away, 23. Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way
As is the norm at the moment, Chris kicked off the show today with a snippet of Papa Loves Mambo by Perry Como and the Ray Charles singers - a number 16 hit back in December 1954 (ahh god bless http://www.everyhit.com). In addition to this, American voiceover guy Paul Turner has also recorded a “mmm...bellas rodas” drop for Chris to use, which he duly did a number of times this morning. It was hotter than Ibiza and Cyprus in Britain yesterday and forecasters are predicted another scorcher later today. If you’re a long time listener you’ll know that sunny weather means only two things on The Chris Moyles Show - a conversation about how you change the temperature from celsius into fahrenheit (check) and Chris and Dave gawping at newspaper pics of some scantily clad top heavy lovely in a thong by the beach in Brighton/Bournemouth (check). Today it was student Sam Beck’s turn, she’s 25 and from Andover in Hampshire apparently. Dave and Chris agreed it was definitely a set up as she looked like a model and had in their professional opinion “had them done”. Chris did a google search for Sam Beck, which came up with a result for Sambeck Caravans Limited - quality assured, 20 years experience, a good reputation for customer service and the ride of your life. Chris said she looked like a very experienced girl who could teach you a thing or do after all (aii). He also said he wasn’t surprised she had a good reputation for her customer service and as for the “ride of your life” bit...I think you can see a pattern emerging here. Dave said she’d certainly get him into caravanning...
Chris - Get into caravanning, get into Sam
(Dave laughs and interrupts Chris just as he says Sam) - No no no no
Chris - Right... No? Sambecks caravans I was gonna say
Dave - No back it up there
It’s Chris’s brother Kieran’s birthday today. Chris wished him happy birthday and followed it up with his usual Chubby Brown line. In the news today Dominic was going on about Venus passing between the Earth and the Sun this morning - it’s one of the rarest events in the universe and hasn’t happened since 1852. Dom explained how to see Venus using binoculars, paper and a black dot. Chris said it sounded rubbish and told everyone not to bother having a look. He recommended they watch it on the 6 o’clock news tonight instead. Dave talked about how he personally found The Solar Eclipse very disappointing and added that he isn’t interested in astrology at all as he just finds it boring.
Dom - It’s astronomy not astrology
Dave - Whatever...it’s still dull
Chris played The new Streets single Dry Your Eyes after 9 o’clock this morning. This is the one that everyone’s raving about at the moment. Chris likes it, particularly the strings on it. It’s Dave’s favourite Streets track too but he said he still prefers it as an instrumental. It doesn’t do anything for me but then again I do hate The Streets with a passion. Chris had a compilation of “fresher flavas” to play on Buzz Off this morning. He said he had been playing too much 80’s stuff and not enough from the 90’s on this feature. This compilation was from 1999 and he gave Dom, Rach and Dave a choice of four songs - a pure pop tune, a cheesy as hell pop tune, a slightly cooler tune and a slightly cooler than that tune. Rach went for the pure pop tune but changed her mind within ten seconds as Chris started another Vengaboys record. Dave called it muck. After reconsidering the three of them decided they wanted the least amount of cheese available. Chris doubted they’d like it though.
Dave - OK let’s go up the cheese scale one notch...Cheese 1
Dom - A mild cheese
Chris - I don’t care cos I think you secretly want cheese and I’m gonna play that
Dave - I don’t want cheese
Chris - Yeah you do. Dominic?
Dom - I like cheese but I don’t know if I like your cheese
Chris (laughs) - Really?
Dave - Interesting
Chris - Good mornin'
Chris’s cheesy choice was Bring It All Back from S Club 7, a number one single back in June 1999. It was played in full as Buzz On won the text vote by 52% to 48%. Normally I would give Chris a tirade of abuse for such a choice but when the sun is beating down through the curtains and you’re curled up in bed half asleep, it actually wasn’t so bad. You try telling that to Dave though, who sounded disgusted and asked Chris if he’d run out of CD’s. He buzzed in on 11 seconds, Rach followed on 16 and Dominic was next on 20.
DOM AND MAFALDA’S PORTUGUESE CLASS:
Dom and his 24 year old Portuguese friend Mafalda (who works at a 4 star hotel in the Algarve) were back on after half seven this morning to teach Chris and Dave some more crucial Portuguese phrases for their trip to Euro 2004. They have learned “mmm...bellas rodas” amongst many so far, and they plan to use this when speaking to the taxi driver at the airport in Lisbon on Thursday. New phrases today included “England 5 France 0”, “Hello, what is your favourite cheese?”, “Rachel will look lovely in her bikini by the swimming pool” and “mmm...nice legs” (mmm...bellas permes). Dave taught himself the rather bizarre “Do you have any bubble bath?” but was having trouble working out what Mafalda was saying in one of her clips. He heard the sound “fumer” and assumed it was to do with smoking, but Dom said that actually meant film.
Dave - Ahh
Chris - Oh, “have you ever filmed yourself doing...”
Dom (interrupting) - No no. It’s not that
(Dave laughs)
Chris - Oh, is it “have you seen the Paris Hilton video?” (laughs)
Dom - No I barely know this woman
Dave (laughing) - “Have you ever met Abi Titmuss?”
Dom - Again no
The actual answer if you care was “What’s your favourite Back To The Future Movie?” (obviously).
WHERE’S ALED: DAY 16>>>>
(Aled with Vince in Leicester and later with James in Northampton)
PASSWORD - “Papa loves mambo, I love football”
LOCATION - At the Walkers Stadium in Leicester. He was in Northampton too, that was later today with Colin and Edith.
CLUES - Sandwiched between two car parks in an English city 150 miles away from yesterday’s location (Cardiff). The city has 40 churches and 17 Hindu temples, Thomas Cook started here and 10% of the city’s population is made up of students.
WINNER THROUGH TO THE AIRPORT FINAL - Vince legged it from the carpark to get to Aled after his second set of clues. Earlier Ben had amazingly found him after just three clues - the bad news was that he got the password wrong, but the good news was that Chris had to cut off Nickelback half way through to go live to Aled. Chris asked Aled how the laughing gnome (Paul) was. Paul is spending 3 weeks in Portugal with Aled after nearly 3 weeks on the road with him on this tour. Dave said if he was Paul he would have punched him by now. He hasn’t yet...but there’s still time.
RADIO 1’S HOT MOMMAS:
After criticising Chris’s Buzz Off choice of Bring It All Back by S Club 7, Dave went on to pick the gay anthem Relight My Fire by Take That and Lulu for Tedious Link today. Dave thinks Lulu is looking a lot better now than she did when that song was released back in 1993. Dave said he still wouldn’t though. Chris said he would if she kept her make up on. As disgusting as it is, this conversation did lead onto creating a new feature for the show - Radio 1’s Hot Mommas. Chris said that the show should run a competition to find the UK’s best piece of vintage bintage - veteran female listeners aged 38-49 who are not over the hill just yet. He decided the boundary should be stopped there despite Dave saying...
Dave - Radio 1 doesn’t do enough for the over 50’s!!
Chris promised to find listeners who sent in their photos 20-37 year old toyboys, especially those bored housewives who are married to big fat businessmen. Dave said that this was what you called a creative idea, despite the predictable sight of Rachel shaking her head at them both. She said they should write the idea down on a piece of paper, take it to Portugal, discuss it and then leave the piece of paper there.
Dave - We’ve developed a niche in the market Rach, you know nothing about radio
The automatic vintage bintage choices are Vorderman and Smilie, although Dave still isn’t sure about the former. Other definite members of the Hot Mommas 38-49 club already are Meg Ryan, Demi Moore, Elle McPherson and Liz Hurley.
Chris - Jo Whiley. She’d be on the list
Dave - She would be in that list
Chris - She would
Dave - Just
Chris - Eh?
Dave - She’d just make it
Chris - Oooh mate that’s bang out of order!! She’s well less than 50!! (laughs)
Dave (laughs too) - No no no. I mean the bottom end, not the top end so to speak
Dave said the theme tune to this highly offensive to some feature could be Hey Mama by The Black Eyed Peas (their new song Let’s Get It Started is brilliant btw - Chris played it today). Chris urged the older females listening to get their photos e-mailed over to [url=mailto:[email protected]]mailto:[email protected][/url] for him and Dave to judge in a Simon Cowell stylee. Chris trawled through the jingle pages on the computer system to find some clips of Cowell, he found them eventually on Scott Mills’s prank call pages. He repeatedly played them during the news and sport with Dom and Jules, eventually resulting in Dom screaming “Shut Up!!” at Cowell and abandoning a story to skip straight to the sport cos he couldn’t be bothered carrying on.
PADDY KIELTY LIVE ON THE PHONE:>>>
Paddy was live on the phone after 9 o’clock, initially just to talk about The Moyles Mile and his personal role in the campaign for Sport Relief. However it soon became clear that he was more interested in talking about Chris and Dave’s hot mommas feature, saying that he was very much enjoying “Milf Idol”. Chris and Dave laughed but said it was him who had said that, not them. Paddy said he’s quite into the older women but said he’d only tell Chris more about that when he was drunk. Fair enough. Sport Relief Day is on July 10th and couple of months back Nick Knowles, Victoria Beckham and Paddy himself all went on visits to Africa, Peru and India respectively, to walk a mile with underprivileged kids in those countries. Paddy won’t be running the mile on Sport Relief day though as he is undergoing other physical activity that night on the live TV show. However, he did say it would be very funny to watch Chris trying to run a mile after 3 weeks on the piss in Portugal. Chris said he’d been building up his upper body strength by cutting his garden - and told Paddy that he aims to complete “The Moyles Mile” in 15-30 minutes. He asked if Chris was having a laugh and said that he should be doing it in 5-10 minutes. He boasted about doing the 26 mile London Marathon in 9 minute miles (and no Rachel didn’t chip in at this point to say she’d run it too). Paddy said it was quite entertaining to see this whole “Moyles Mile” attempted but stressed that there were actually other places involved too. Leeds is currently in the top three for the number of registrations so far...
Chris - Belfast has one of the lowest amounts of applicants so far
Paddy - No we’re late starters in Belfast
Chris - Right OK
Paddy - We’re still in the pub talking about it, that’s the problem
(Chris and Dave laugh)
Chris tried to chat about Paddy’s new reported £8 million US TV deal but it was clear he wasn’t going to go down that road on the air...
Chris - Are we gonna go out then soon and you can tell me all about your big lucrative American deal?
Paddy - erm yes I will tell you all about that...that’s whenever you you bring me out to Portugal and entertain me on Radio 1’s expenses
Chris - It’s a terrible line, I can hardly hear you
Website - http://www.sportrelief.com
Juliette is going down to the Stella Artois championships at Queens today to interview Tim Henman, fresh from his French Open semi final last Friday. She originally went down there yesterday but was told that she had got the date wrong, it’s this afternoon at 4:30. Chris found this hilarious (as you might have guessed). She said she will ask him about his favourite cheese, favourite Back To The Future Movie and favourite “hot mommas” for Chris and Dave’s vintage bintage feature. She said she wouldn’t be able to get him to sing Henmania (i.e to the tune of Peter Andre’s Insania), but she said she’d try and find some fans there who would. Dom thinks that when she does, Chris should loop it, mix it down, release it and get it to number one - earning the team lots of cash in the process.
Dom - Would there be rights issues?
(pause)
Chris - You do live in your own little world don’t you Dominic?
Jules - He gets it from me
Chris (laughs) - I’m sorry to hear that Jules
Dave (laughs) - Blimey, what a partnership!!
Chris (laughing) - and I thought you just shared a printer
(Dom, Dave and Jules laugh)
RACHEL BIKINI FOR PORTUGAL UPDATE:>>>
She found two black ones that fit her yesterday. Chris said the offer to make her one from some string and two hammocks was still open if she needed one.
A BRILLIANT CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
SIMON a BMW technician from Saltash in Cornwall 2
HELEN a squeaky 34 year old accountant from Wellingborough 1
Daves Tedious Link
Supergrass Richard III - Supergrass have now made a Best Of album and in that respect share something in common with Queen - Queen Latifah is now an actress and recently starred in a film alongside Steve Martin - Steve Martin’s filmography includes lead roles in Father Of The Bride, The Man With Two Brains and The Three Amigos - Amigos is a Spanish word meaning friends - Friends the TV series is to spawn a Joey based spin off series entitled Joey - A joey is a type of baby kangaroo - Baby kangaroos are carried around in their mothers pouch - The word “pouch” shares many of the same letters as the word “poach”, which is something that concerns chefs and gamekeepers - Gamekeepers tend to be big fans of wax jackets - Jackets can also be found on potatoes - Potatoes are grown across much of the UK, including England, Wales, Northern Ireland and Scotland - Scotland is the birthplace of Lulu - and Lulu featured on Take That’s 1993 hit single Relight My Fire - Which links us to Take That and Lulu and Relight My Fire
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As is the norm at the moment, Chris kicked off the show today with a snippet of Papa Loves Mambo by Perry Como and the Ray Charles singers - a number 16 hit back in December 1954 (ahh god bless http://www.everyhit.com). In addition to this, American voiceover guy Paul Turner has also recorded a “mmm...bellas rodas” drop for Chris to use, which he duly did a number of times this morning. It was hotter than Ibiza and Cyprus in Britain yesterday and forecasters are predicted another scorcher later today. If you’re a long time listener you’ll know that sunny weather means only two things on The Chris Moyles Show - a conversation about how you change the temperature from celsius into fahrenheit (check) and Chris and Dave gawping at newspaper pics of some scantily clad top heavy lovely in a thong by the beach in Brighton/Bournemouth (check). Today it was student Sam Beck’s turn, she’s 25 and from Andover in Hampshire apparently. Dave and Chris agreed it was definitely a set up as she looked like a model and had in their professional opinion “had them done”. Chris did a google search for Sam Beck, which came up with a result for Sambeck Caravans Limited - quality assured, 20 years experience, a good reputation for customer service and the ride of your life. Chris said she looked like a very experienced girl who could teach you a thing or do after all (aii). He also said he wasn’t surprised she had a good reputation for her customer service and as for the “ride of your life” bit...I think you can see a pattern emerging here. Dave said she’d certainly get him into caravanning...
Chris - Get into caravanning, get into Sam
(Dave laughs and interrupts Chris just as he says Sam) - No no no no
Chris - Right... No? Sambecks caravans I was gonna say
Dave - No back it up there
It’s Chris’s brother Kieran’s birthday today. Chris wished him happy birthday and followed it up with his usual Chubby Brown line. In the news today Dominic was going on about Venus passing between the Earth and the Sun this morning - it’s one of the rarest events in the universe and hasn’t happened since 1852. Dom explained how to see Venus using binoculars, paper and a black dot. Chris said it sounded rubbish and told everyone not to bother having a look. He recommended they watch it on the 6 o’clock news tonight instead. Dave talked about how he personally found The Solar Eclipse very disappointing and added that he isn’t interested in astrology at all as he just finds it boring.
Dom - It’s astronomy not astrology
Dave - Whatever...it’s still dull
Chris played The new Streets single Dry Your Eyes after 9 o’clock this morning. This is the one that everyone’s raving about at the moment. Chris likes it, particularly the strings on it. It’s Dave’s favourite Streets track too but he said he still prefers it as an instrumental. It doesn’t do anything for me but then again I do hate The Streets with a passion. Chris had a compilation of “fresher flavas” to play on Buzz Off this morning. He said he had been playing too much 80’s stuff and not enough from the 90’s on this feature. This compilation was from 1999 and he gave Dom, Rach and Dave a choice of four songs - a pure pop tune, a cheesy as hell pop tune, a slightly cooler tune and a slightly cooler than that tune. Rach went for the pure pop tune but changed her mind within ten seconds as Chris started another Vengaboys record. Dave called it muck. After reconsidering the three of them decided they wanted the least amount of cheese available. Chris doubted they’d like it though.
Dave - OK let’s go up the cheese scale one notch...Cheese 1
Dom - A mild cheese
Chris - I don’t care cos I think you secretly want cheese and I’m gonna play that
Dave - I don’t want cheese
Chris - Yeah you do. Dominic?
Dom - I like cheese but I don’t know if I like your cheese
Chris (laughs) - Really?
Dave - Interesting
Chris - Good mornin'
Chris’s cheesy choice was Bring It All Back from S Club 7, a number one single back in June 1999. It was played in full as Buzz On won the text vote by 52% to 48%. Normally I would give Chris a tirade of abuse for such a choice but when the sun is beating down through the curtains and you’re curled up in bed half asleep, it actually wasn’t so bad. You try telling that to Dave though, who sounded disgusted and asked Chris if he’d run out of CD’s. He buzzed in on 11 seconds, Rach followed on 16 and Dominic was next on 20.
DOM AND MAFALDA’S PORTUGUESE CLASS:
Dom and his 24 year old Portuguese friend Mafalda (who works at a 4 star hotel in the Algarve) were back on after half seven this morning to teach Chris and Dave some more crucial Portuguese phrases for their trip to Euro 2004. They have learned “mmm...bellas rodas” amongst many so far, and they plan to use this when speaking to the taxi driver at the airport in Lisbon on Thursday. New phrases today included “England 5 France 0”, “Hello, what is your favourite cheese?”, “Rachel will look lovely in her bikini by the swimming pool” and “mmm...nice legs” (mmm...bellas permes). Dave taught himself the rather bizarre “Do you have any bubble bath?” but was having trouble working out what Mafalda was saying in one of her clips. He heard the sound “fumer” and assumed it was to do with smoking, but Dom said that actually meant film.
Dave - Ahh
Chris - Oh, “have you ever filmed yourself doing...”
Dom (interrupting) - No no. It’s not that
(Dave laughs)
Chris - Oh, is it “have you seen the Paris Hilton video?” (laughs)
Dom - No I barely know this woman
Dave (laughing) - “Have you ever met Abi Titmuss?”
Dom - Again no
The actual answer if you care was “What’s your favourite Back To The Future Movie?” (obviously).
WHERE’S ALED: DAY 16>>>>
(Aled with Vince in Leicester and later with James in Northampton)
PASSWORD - “Papa loves mambo, I love football”
LOCATION - At the Walkers Stadium in Leicester. He was in Northampton too, that was later today with Colin and Edith.
CLUES - Sandwiched between two car parks in an English city 150 miles away from yesterday’s location (Cardiff). The city has 40 churches and 17 Hindu temples, Thomas Cook started here and 10% of the city’s population is made up of students.
WINNER THROUGH TO THE AIRPORT FINAL - Vince legged it from the carpark to get to Aled after his second set of clues. Earlier Ben had amazingly found him after just three clues - the bad news was that he got the password wrong, but the good news was that Chris had to cut off Nickelback half way through to go live to Aled. Chris asked Aled how the laughing gnome (Paul) was. Paul is spending 3 weeks in Portugal with Aled after nearly 3 weeks on the road with him on this tour. Dave said if he was Paul he would have punched him by now. He hasn’t yet...but there’s still time.
RADIO 1’S HOT MOMMAS:
After criticising Chris’s Buzz Off choice of Bring It All Back by S Club 7, Dave went on to pick the gay anthem Relight My Fire by Take That and Lulu for Tedious Link today. Dave thinks Lulu is looking a lot better now than she did when that song was released back in 1993. Dave said he still wouldn’t though. Chris said he would if she kept her make up on. As disgusting as it is, this conversation did lead onto creating a new feature for the show - Radio 1’s Hot Mommas. Chris said that the show should run a competition to find the UK’s best piece of vintage bintage - veteran female listeners aged 38-49 who are not over the hill just yet. He decided the boundary should be stopped there despite Dave saying...
Dave - Radio 1 doesn’t do enough for the over 50’s!!
Chris promised to find listeners who sent in their photos 20-37 year old toyboys, especially those bored housewives who are married to big fat businessmen. Dave said that this was what you called a creative idea, despite the predictable sight of Rachel shaking her head at them both. She said they should write the idea down on a piece of paper, take it to Portugal, discuss it and then leave the piece of paper there.
Dave - We’ve developed a niche in the market Rach, you know nothing about radio
The automatic vintage bintage choices are Vorderman and Smilie, although Dave still isn’t sure about the former. Other definite members of the Hot Mommas 38-49 club already are Meg Ryan, Demi Moore, Elle McPherson and Liz Hurley.
Chris - Jo Whiley. She’d be on the list
Dave - She would be in that list
Chris - She would
Dave - Just
Chris - Eh?
Dave - She’d just make it
Chris - Oooh mate that’s bang out of order!! She’s well less than 50!! (laughs)
Dave (laughs too) - No no no. I mean the bottom end, not the top end so to speak
Dave said the theme tune to this highly offensive to some feature could be Hey Mama by The Black Eyed Peas (their new song Let’s Get It Started is brilliant btw - Chris played it today). Chris urged the older females listening to get their photos e-mailed over to [url=mailto:[email protected]]mailto:[email protected][/url] for him and Dave to judge in a Simon Cowell stylee. Chris trawled through the jingle pages on the computer system to find some clips of Cowell, he found them eventually on Scott Mills’s prank call pages. He repeatedly played them during the news and sport with Dom and Jules, eventually resulting in Dom screaming “Shut Up!!” at Cowell and abandoning a story to skip straight to the sport cos he couldn’t be bothered carrying on.
PADDY KIELTY LIVE ON THE PHONE:>>>
Paddy was live on the phone after 9 o’clock, initially just to talk about The Moyles Mile and his personal role in the campaign for Sport Relief. However it soon became clear that he was more interested in talking about Chris and Dave’s hot mommas feature, saying that he was very much enjoying “Milf Idol”. Chris and Dave laughed but said it was him who had said that, not them. Paddy said he’s quite into the older women but said he’d only tell Chris more about that when he was drunk. Fair enough. Sport Relief Day is on July 10th and couple of months back Nick Knowles, Victoria Beckham and Paddy himself all went on visits to Africa, Peru and India respectively, to walk a mile with underprivileged kids in those countries. Paddy won’t be running the mile on Sport Relief day though as he is undergoing other physical activity that night on the live TV show. However, he did say it would be very funny to watch Chris trying to run a mile after 3 weeks on the piss in Portugal. Chris said he’d been building up his upper body strength by cutting his garden - and told Paddy that he aims to complete “The Moyles Mile” in 15-30 minutes. He asked if Chris was having a laugh and said that he should be doing it in 5-10 minutes. He boasted about doing the 26 mile London Marathon in 9 minute miles (and no Rachel didn’t chip in at this point to say she’d run it too). Paddy said it was quite entertaining to see this whole “Moyles Mile” attempted but stressed that there were actually other places involved too. Leeds is currently in the top three for the number of registrations so far...
Chris - Belfast has one of the lowest amounts of applicants so far
Paddy - No we’re late starters in Belfast
Chris - Right OK
Paddy - We’re still in the pub talking about it, that’s the problem
(Chris and Dave laugh)
Chris tried to chat about Paddy’s new reported £8 million US TV deal but it was clear he wasn’t going to go down that road on the air...
Chris - Are we gonna go out then soon and you can tell me all about your big lucrative American deal?
Paddy - erm yes I will tell you all about that...that’s whenever you you bring me out to Portugal and entertain me on Radio 1’s expenses
Chris - It’s a terrible line, I can hardly hear you
Website - http://www.sportrelief.com
Juliette is going down to the Stella Artois championships at Queens today to interview Tim Henman, fresh from his French Open semi final last Friday. She originally went down there yesterday but was told that she had got the date wrong, it’s this afternoon at 4:30. Chris found this hilarious (as you might have guessed). She said she will ask him about his favourite cheese, favourite Back To The Future Movie and favourite “hot mommas” for Chris and Dave’s vintage bintage feature. She said she wouldn’t be able to get him to sing Henmania (i.e to the tune of Peter Andre’s Insania), but she said she’d try and find some fans there who would. Dom thinks that when she does, Chris should loop it, mix it down, release it and get it to number one - earning the team lots of cash in the process.
Dom - Would there be rights issues?
(pause)
Chris - You do live in your own little world don’t you Dominic?
Jules - He gets it from me
Chris (laughs) - I’m sorry to hear that Jules
Dave (laughs) - Blimey, what a partnership!!
Chris (laughing) - and I thought you just shared a printer
(Dom, Dave and Jules laugh)
RACHEL BIKINI FOR PORTUGAL UPDATE:>>>
She found two black ones that fit her yesterday. Chris said the offer to make her one from some string and two hammocks was still open if she needed one.
A BRILLIANT CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
SIMON a BMW technician from Saltash in Cornwall 2
HELEN a squeaky 34 year old accountant from Wellingborough 1
Daves Tedious Link
Supergrass Richard III - Supergrass have now made a Best Of album and in that respect share something in common with Queen - Queen Latifah is now an actress and recently starred in a film alongside Steve Martin - Steve Martin’s filmography includes lead roles in Father Of The Bride, The Man With Two Brains and The Three Amigos - Amigos is a Spanish word meaning friends - Friends the TV series is to spawn a Joey based spin off series entitled Joey - A joey is a type of baby kangaroo - Baby kangaroos are carried around in their mothers pouch - The word “pouch” shares many of the same letters as the word “poach”, which is something that concerns chefs and gamekeepers - Gamekeepers tend to be big fans of wax jackets - Jackets can also be found on potatoes - Potatoes are grown across much of the UK, including England, Wales, Northern Ireland and Scotland - Scotland is the birthplace of Lulu - and Lulu featured on Take That’s 1993 hit single Relight My Fire - Which links us to Take That and Lulu and Relight My Fire
<A HREF="http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~chris/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=7946">> Tuesday June 8th Show & Show Review - HAVE YOUR SAY!! <</A>
