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- Wed Jun 16, 2004 10:10 am
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1. Jamelia - Superstar 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. The Black Eyed Peas - Let's Get It Started, 3. Republica - Ready To Go, 4. Beverley Knight - Come As You Are, 5. BUZZ OFF - The Boo Radleys - Wake Up Boo!, 6. Coldplay - In My Place 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. The Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy Hey Girl, 8. Blink 182 - Down, 9. Girls Aloud - The Show, 10. Shapeshifters - Lola's Theme 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. Len - Steal My Sunshine, 12. Mario Winans feat Enya & P. Diddy - I Don't Wanna Know, 13. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Fortune Faded, 14. Jay Sean feat Rishi Rich Project - Eyes On You 8:30 NEWSBEAT 15. Faithless - Mass Destruction, 16. Sugababes - Hole In The Head, 17. Sean Paul - Get Busy, 18. Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl, 19. Groove Armada - At The River (Tedious Link), 20. The 411 feat Ghostface Killah - On My Knees, 21. Lostprophets - Wake Up (Make A Move), 22. Kylie Minogue - Chocolate 9:30 NEWSBEAT 23. Scissor Sisters - Laura, 24. Bhangra Nights Vs Husan - Bhangra Nights, 25. The Streets - Dry Your Eyes
Musically it was a fantastic start to the show today, with no duff records till about 7:45. In fact of the 25 songs listed above, I’d say there is only 6 or 7 bad records there...rather impressive when you consider that this is Radio One, or Red Hot Chili Peppers FM as it is otherwise known this week. The team had a quiet night in last night, just relaxing and watching the football (or in Aled’s case making a lego robot - more on that later). Chris said he was in a good mood despite his groggy voice. The fact that Ruud Van Nistelrooy grabbed Holland a late equaliser against Germany last night was obviously nothing to do with how good he was feeling...
Chris - and the Germans didn’t win last night!!!..(normal voice)..not that we’re celebrating that of course, cos we have no gripes with Germany anymore as it’s the year 2004
*cough*. Chris was woken up early this morning by the idiots who’ve moved in next door, and was keen to stress that these aside he is yet to see/hear any England fans causing trouble in Portugal. Chris made a point of discussing the overnight violence in the Algarve with Dom, and was reminding everyone that the Algarve was 4+ hours away from them...essentially Chris was saying that the team were alright and there was no need to worry. Don’t worry Chris, we weren’t. There was a clip of David Garrido in the sport, who was busy interviewing Becks and co at yesterday’s England press conference. I thought I was sad when I heard him while watching that press conference live on Sky Sports News (hey exams are over and I’m a student). However, it seems Chappers is worse as he went right up to the screen and pointed out Garrido to Chris whenever the camera focused in on the journalists. While Garridiot is doing the team (so to speak) and Chappers is busy concentrating on show stuff in the villa, part time brekky news editor Jack Baine from Newsbeat is busy out and about on the streets of Lisbon. He’s working day and night to cover possible violence etc. Chris said so far Jack’s put in more work than Michael Owen. Jack’s only complaint is that his hotel in Lisbon doesn’t have a pool, which Chris said he hasn’t shut up about on the few occasions that they’ve met up since last Thursday. Jack (like Chris and the team) is off to Coimbra tomorrow for the England - Switzerland game. Coimbra btw is pronounced “Quimbra”, Chris said it was very hard to get your tongue around (ber dum cha). England will again be in white shirts tomorrow, confirmed via text to Chappers today by his man in the know at the FA. Rachel was disappointed cos she prefers the red shirt. Chappers urged all England fans to text their mates out in Portugal and let them know that they’ve got to wear white tomorrow. He said this because Moyles took it personally and got really offended whenever he saw anyone wearing red on Sunday. Executive producer Rhys invited his mate Andy from Five Live over to the villa to watch the Holland - Germany game with them last night. Chris, Dave and Chappers didn’t have a clue who he was (and remember Chappers works for Five Live), so Moyles was understandably upset that this guy had drank their beer, ate their food, watched their telly and then buggered off just 10 seconds after the final whistle. Nevertheless the final score of 1-1 was a pleasing result in the circumstances. Chappers as a red was pleased that Van Nistelrooy scored and also said he prefers the Dutch to the Germans anyway...although in footballing terms obviously, I mean we treat them all equally as people. *coughs again*. Chris predictably did the “why the long face” Van Nistelrooy gag, although he soon shut up when Chappers said Ruud and Smudger would make a great partnership up front next season. Today’s games are Greece v Spain (5:00) and Portugal v Russia (7:45), both in Group A.
Despite not playing their song today, Chris had non personalised drops to play from The 5678’s introducing their new song Woo Hoo that I was talking about last week on this page. Chris loves it but Dave finds it increasingly annoying as every day goes by. It’s growing on me, a bit like the new Kylie one Chocolate and that Girls Aloud single The Show that I was slating when Chris played it the other week. He played it again today and asked Dave who from Girls Aloud he’d most like to bonk if he had the chance (high brow kids). Dave quite rightly pointed out that none of them are unattractive, although Rachel thinks that Sarah (the blonde leggy one from Stockport) is a slapper. She didn’t obviously say this but Chris said he could gage it from her facial expression. The others are Cheryl, Nadine, Kimberley and the ginger one Nicola, who now isn’t ginger anymore. I’d probably go along with Aled in going for her first, mainly cos she’s nearer my age. Dave said whoever you went for, it wouldn’t be the worst selection problem you’d ever have...
Dave - I’ve had worst choices
Chris - I know I’ve seen some of them through the years. It’s 7:57...
Dave - They weren’t even choices half of them, y’know what I mean?
(Chris laughs)
ALED HADYN JONES - CHRIS MOYLES SHOW LEG END:
A large majority of today’s show revolved around Aled in some way or another and Chris had a brilliant story to tell involving him in the villa last night. Jones came downstairs to complain about the football still being on, as he wanted to watch Big Brother. Dave asked him what the hell they were out there for if it wasn’t to watch football. Aled blamed the fact there was a game on earlier too for his comment, although he didn’t realise there’s been two games on every day since the tournament began on Saturday.
Aled - 2 games a day? Oh my god...
Chris said Aled looked like a male version of Princess Leia in his huge, massive, over sized headphones this morning. Dave compared him to an American sports reporter and those fellas with the ping pong bats that bring the planes in at the airport. Aled went lilo shopping for the villa swimming pool yesterday, despite not being able to get in the water himself cos he can’t swim and is allergic to chlorine or summat. Jones brought back one multicoloured lilo and one pink armchair. Yep you did read that correctly - one pink armchair. Aled said that he had the option of pink or blue but thought that blue blended in with the colour of the water too much...
Aled - ...whereas there’s no fear of that problem with the pink. Although it does stick out a bit...
(Chris and Dave laugh)
Chris (laughing) - Right, there’s no problem with pink although it does stick out a bit
(Dave laughs again)
Chris said you’d be damn sure he won’t be jumping on that in the pool no more. Aled’s main role in today’s show was as holiday reporter on the place Chris and the team are staying, a small village in Portugal an hour north of Lisbon. Basically Aled (over the BBC Holiday music) did a holiday type patronising report on the area (recorded yesterday). It was cheesy but brilliantly done and very funny, really capturing the whole Portuguese vibe. If you can I really would take time out to listen to it on this weeks Listen Again here at 8:15 (available till Wednesday 23rd of June). If not, it’ll be available for download in the all new Sound Vault in the next few weeks. The report ended with Chris running through the intricate details of Aled’s stay, which was hilarious...(note the Juan Kerr reference):
Chris in his voiceover style at the end -
Aled travelled by car to the beach, which takes approximately 30 minutes, depending on where you start from. He spent the day swimming and sunbathing, which is absolutely free for both adults and children, and enjoyed steak and chips in the Juan Kerr restaurant, which is right on the beach where a meal for 2 costs approximately 40 euros, based on 2 sharing. For more information about this or any other of the holiday destinations featured on the show, visit your nearest travel agent...who’ll be able to give you more information.
BIG VILLA UPDATE:>>>>
Yep yesterday was Day 6 for the team in the villa and they spent a relaxing night in last night. Dave, Chappers, Chris and Rhys all watched the Holland - Germany game (cue sound of them watching the game on telly last night and cheering at Van Nistelrooy’s equaliser - Rhys shouts “face like a donkey!!” when he scores). These clips were interspersed fantastically with clips of Aled up in his bedroom trying to make a robot out of lego...and no I’m not lying. Aled really is building a robot from lego and has taken it with him to Portugal to continue his work on it. It’s yet to be finally programmed but in the end he hopes it will be able to serve drinks on it’s special tray to thirsty members of the team by the pool. Dave said it’s rubbish and suggested burning it on the barbie, which Aled said made him feel crushed. That’s probably a good suggestion on what to do with the robot actually. Aled said he would call it some Welsh name I’m not even going to try and write down.
Dave - Is that Welsh for pointless lego robot that serves no purpose?
(Chris laughs)
So just to summarise - Aled has a teddy bear called Hilton and a lego robot (I’ll call it Alfred) up in his room...I’m stuck for words. Well actually I can think of a few but we don’t insult Aled on this site for obvious reasons...
(Here he is - the one and only Alfred the lego robot)
POOLSIDE FUN - AND TRESPASSING:
As you may have noticed, I mentioned earlier on that a group of rowdy England fans have taken up residence in the villa next to that of the assembled Radio One posse. These fans were singing Rule Britannia at 1:45am last night and woke up an angry Mr Moyles from his beauty sleep. This morning he was kind of getting his revenge by viewing Radio One’s secret camera attached to the outside of the villa, which was clearly showing what was going on next door. Chris called it Chav cam (cue Dave’s pig squeal laugh) and referred to them as “chavs on tour”. The camera showed a rather unfortunate shot of a bloke lying back on a Union Jack towel with his knees in the air, thus creating a shot of his arse between his ankles. Rach said technically this was invasion of privacy, although Chris said after last night he didn’t care any more. The team were hanging around the pool for most of the day yesterday and played a spot of poolside football with Chappers' massive England beach ball. Chris was more than impressed with himself for a bullet header that he buried past Dave in the pool goal from one of Chappers' trademark right wing crosses. He was less impressed with himself though for one of his shots that somehow managed to rise and clear the 30ft wall into next doors villa. Dave broke in to fetch the ball, although he preferred to say that he “scaled the fence momentarily”. So not only were Chris and Dave invading peoples privacy this morning, but they were also breaking and entering yesterday - joy.
OTHER STUFF TODAY:>>>>
There was so much of it I don’t know where to start. Ok we’ll try here - there were new ads on the show today promoting Abba’s Greatest Hits and the latest gigs going on up and down the country. They were all in Portuguese though so I presume Chris has just nicked them from the local radio over there (although I doubt he’s allowed to do that). They sounded genuine anyway - although maybe they’re clearly not and I’ve just fallen for it hook, line and sinker. Buzz Off this morning was played entirely in full and left well alone by one and all - Wake Up Boo! by The Boo Radleys, a number 9 hit back in March 1995. After standing up Jules for a drink yesterday lunchtime, Dom has promised to go out with her today. It seemed she’d started early too, she fell off her chair after one bulletin, despite the fact that it wasn’t even happy hour. She said her and her friend from Coventry were wining it in a fancy cafe bar/restaurant all yesterday afternoon. Despite teasing her often and calling her a drunk, Chris said Jules really does get wrecked after a couple of glasses of wine. She even did the splits on the team’s last night out together. Chris said he actually had a photo of that...jammy git. Dave was baffled by the fact that Jules actually did it in her jeans...
Juliette - I’m very flexible Dave (pause)
Dom - Can you do it in just your pants then Dave?
(everyone laughs)
Chris - Oh lord
Rachel - Oh!!
(Juliette laughs)
Dave - You know what Dominic, I have problems doing the splits in any garments!!
Dom - Exactly (pause)
Chris - Juliette can you do it in your pants?
(Dave and Dom laugh, Rach shouts “move on”)
Chris - Ok then we’ll leave it there (plays jingle)
As well as chatting to Dom and Jules, Chris also chatted to Danny Cowan back pressing the buttons in London. However, he didn’t add anything of any great significance so we’ll move straight on. Chappers had a theory on why David James didn’t see any videos of Zidane taking free kicks before Sunday’s game. It was because Wayne Rooney was too busy watching Peter Kay DVD's (as he admitted he does in the press today). Chris said you don’t know what DVD it was though, it might be Kay advising goalkeepers on the positioning of Zidane’s free kicks. Hmm, doubtful. After Rooney said him and Gerrard spend most of their spare time on the track and field games in the hotel arcade room, Dom said that one of his friends got arthritis from playing on them so much. To avoid a potential libel Dom added that it was probably genetic and him prone to it anyway (true friendship eh?).
(Rooney in action against the French last Sunday)
COMEDY DAVE’S EASY PORTUGUESEY DAY 4 - USEFUL CHAT UP LINES:>>>>
Dave read out the phrases in Portuguese and then the English translations. In between Chris nipped in with his funny predictions of what they meant, which you can see on the right hand side of the page...
1 - Can I get you a drink? - Not: You have a nice arse
2 - You look great, can I kiss you? - Not: Do you fancy a quickie?
3 - Shall we go somewhere quieter? - Not: Honestly love, keep the money
4 - Thanks for the evening, see you soon - Not: You don’t live with your mum do you?
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
STUART who drives a street sweeper in Fife 2
HEATHER a butch plumber from Boston 1
Daves Tedious Link
Spice Girls Wannabe - The video for the Spice Girls' Wannabe was shot inside London’s St Pancras station - If you add the letters A, R and Y to station you get “stationary”, which is a word associated with static vehicles, pens and paper - Paper comes from trees - Trees produce carbon dioxide during the process of photosynthesis - Photosynthesis is one of the longest words in the English language, capable of netting you mega points in scrabble - If you swap the first B of scrabble for an M you get “scramble”, which is probably my favourite type of eggs - Eggs are produced when a chicken mates with a * - “*” is a word that precedes Robin in the word of fictional characters and follows shuttle in the world of badminton - Badminton the place is famous for it’s horse trials - Horse trials are now an Olympic event, a bit like rowing - and rowing is a sport which can only be staged somewhere with a river, as rowing quite obviously has to be done “at the river” - Which links us to Groove Armada and At The River
FLAWS
*Pens and paper are referred to as “stationery” not “stationary”
*Carbon dioxide is used in photosynthesis to make oxygen, not the other way round as stated by Dave
*Rowing is done on lakes too
STUBBSY AND LAWRO ON THE SHOW TOMORROW
Yep, Ray and Mark will be live in the villa tomorrow morning after 8:30 to discuss England’s chances against the Swiss and talk about how they’ve been enjoying the tournament so far working for the BBC. Make sure you tune in to catch the interview, but if you can’t then don’t forget to check back here for the full show review tomorrow night.
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Musically it was a fantastic start to the show today, with no duff records till about 7:45. In fact of the 25 songs listed above, I’d say there is only 6 or 7 bad records there...rather impressive when you consider that this is Radio One, or Red Hot Chili Peppers FM as it is otherwise known this week. The team had a quiet night in last night, just relaxing and watching the football (or in Aled’s case making a lego robot - more on that later). Chris said he was in a good mood despite his groggy voice. The fact that Ruud Van Nistelrooy grabbed Holland a late equaliser against Germany last night was obviously nothing to do with how good he was feeling...
Chris - and the Germans didn’t win last night!!!..(normal voice)..not that we’re celebrating that of course, cos we have no gripes with Germany anymore as it’s the year 2004
*cough*. Chris was woken up early this morning by the idiots who’ve moved in next door, and was keen to stress that these aside he is yet to see/hear any England fans causing trouble in Portugal. Chris made a point of discussing the overnight violence in the Algarve with Dom, and was reminding everyone that the Algarve was 4+ hours away from them...essentially Chris was saying that the team were alright and there was no need to worry. Don’t worry Chris, we weren’t. There was a clip of David Garrido in the sport, who was busy interviewing Becks and co at yesterday’s England press conference. I thought I was sad when I heard him while watching that press conference live on Sky Sports News (hey exams are over and I’m a student). However, it seems Chappers is worse as he went right up to the screen and pointed out Garrido to Chris whenever the camera focused in on the journalists. While Garridiot is doing the team (so to speak) and Chappers is busy concentrating on show stuff in the villa, part time brekky news editor Jack Baine from Newsbeat is busy out and about on the streets of Lisbon. He’s working day and night to cover possible violence etc. Chris said so far Jack’s put in more work than Michael Owen. Jack’s only complaint is that his hotel in Lisbon doesn’t have a pool, which Chris said he hasn’t shut up about on the few occasions that they’ve met up since last Thursday. Jack (like Chris and the team) is off to Coimbra tomorrow for the England - Switzerland game. Coimbra btw is pronounced “Quimbra”, Chris said it was very hard to get your tongue around (ber dum cha). England will again be in white shirts tomorrow, confirmed via text to Chappers today by his man in the know at the FA. Rachel was disappointed cos she prefers the red shirt. Chappers urged all England fans to text their mates out in Portugal and let them know that they’ve got to wear white tomorrow. He said this because Moyles took it personally and got really offended whenever he saw anyone wearing red on Sunday. Executive producer Rhys invited his mate Andy from Five Live over to the villa to watch the Holland - Germany game with them last night. Chris, Dave and Chappers didn’t have a clue who he was (and remember Chappers works for Five Live), so Moyles was understandably upset that this guy had drank their beer, ate their food, watched their telly and then buggered off just 10 seconds after the final whistle. Nevertheless the final score of 1-1 was a pleasing result in the circumstances. Chappers as a red was pleased that Van Nistelrooy scored and also said he prefers the Dutch to the Germans anyway...although in footballing terms obviously, I mean we treat them all equally as people. *coughs again*. Chris predictably did the “why the long face” Van Nistelrooy gag, although he soon shut up when Chappers said Ruud and Smudger would make a great partnership up front next season. Today’s games are Greece v Spain (5:00) and Portugal v Russia (7:45), both in Group A.
Despite not playing their song today, Chris had non personalised drops to play from The 5678’s introducing their new song Woo Hoo that I was talking about last week on this page. Chris loves it but Dave finds it increasingly annoying as every day goes by. It’s growing on me, a bit like the new Kylie one Chocolate and that Girls Aloud single The Show that I was slating when Chris played it the other week. He played it again today and asked Dave who from Girls Aloud he’d most like to bonk if he had the chance (high brow kids). Dave quite rightly pointed out that none of them are unattractive, although Rachel thinks that Sarah (the blonde leggy one from Stockport) is a slapper. She didn’t obviously say this but Chris said he could gage it from her facial expression. The others are Cheryl, Nadine, Kimberley and the ginger one Nicola, who now isn’t ginger anymore. I’d probably go along with Aled in going for her first, mainly cos she’s nearer my age. Dave said whoever you went for, it wouldn’t be the worst selection problem you’d ever have...
Dave - I’ve had worst choices
Chris - I know I’ve seen some of them through the years. It’s 7:57...
Dave - They weren’t even choices half of them, y’know what I mean?
(Chris laughs)
ALED HADYN JONES - CHRIS MOYLES SHOW LEG END:
A large majority of today’s show revolved around Aled in some way or another and Chris had a brilliant story to tell involving him in the villa last night. Jones came downstairs to complain about the football still being on, as he wanted to watch Big Brother. Dave asked him what the hell they were out there for if it wasn’t to watch football. Aled blamed the fact there was a game on earlier too for his comment, although he didn’t realise there’s been two games on every day since the tournament began on Saturday.
Aled - 2 games a day? Oh my god...
Chris said Aled looked like a male version of Princess Leia in his huge, massive, over sized headphones this morning. Dave compared him to an American sports reporter and those fellas with the ping pong bats that bring the planes in at the airport. Aled went lilo shopping for the villa swimming pool yesterday, despite not being able to get in the water himself cos he can’t swim and is allergic to chlorine or summat. Jones brought back one multicoloured lilo and one pink armchair. Yep you did read that correctly - one pink armchair. Aled said that he had the option of pink or blue but thought that blue blended in with the colour of the water too much...
Aled - ...whereas there’s no fear of that problem with the pink. Although it does stick out a bit...
(Chris and Dave laugh)
Chris (laughing) - Right, there’s no problem with pink although it does stick out a bit
(Dave laughs again)
Chris said you’d be damn sure he won’t be jumping on that in the pool no more. Aled’s main role in today’s show was as holiday reporter on the place Chris and the team are staying, a small village in Portugal an hour north of Lisbon. Basically Aled (over the BBC Holiday music) did a holiday type patronising report on the area (recorded yesterday). It was cheesy but brilliantly done and very funny, really capturing the whole Portuguese vibe. If you can I really would take time out to listen to it on this weeks Listen Again here at 8:15 (available till Wednesday 23rd of June). If not, it’ll be available for download in the all new Sound Vault in the next few weeks. The report ended with Chris running through the intricate details of Aled’s stay, which was hilarious...(note the Juan Kerr reference):
Chris in his voiceover style at the end -
Aled travelled by car to the beach, which takes approximately 30 minutes, depending on where you start from. He spent the day swimming and sunbathing, which is absolutely free for both adults and children, and enjoyed steak and chips in the Juan Kerr restaurant, which is right on the beach where a meal for 2 costs approximately 40 euros, based on 2 sharing. For more information about this or any other of the holiday destinations featured on the show, visit your nearest travel agent...who’ll be able to give you more information.
BIG VILLA UPDATE:>>>>
Yep yesterday was Day 6 for the team in the villa and they spent a relaxing night in last night. Dave, Chappers, Chris and Rhys all watched the Holland - Germany game (cue sound of them watching the game on telly last night and cheering at Van Nistelrooy’s equaliser - Rhys shouts “face like a donkey!!” when he scores). These clips were interspersed fantastically with clips of Aled up in his bedroom trying to make a robot out of lego...and no I’m not lying. Aled really is building a robot from lego and has taken it with him to Portugal to continue his work on it. It’s yet to be finally programmed but in the end he hopes it will be able to serve drinks on it’s special tray to thirsty members of the team by the pool. Dave said it’s rubbish and suggested burning it on the barbie, which Aled said made him feel crushed. That’s probably a good suggestion on what to do with the robot actually. Aled said he would call it some Welsh name I’m not even going to try and write down.
Dave - Is that Welsh for pointless lego robot that serves no purpose?
(Chris laughs)
So just to summarise - Aled has a teddy bear called Hilton and a lego robot (I’ll call it Alfred) up in his room...I’m stuck for words. Well actually I can think of a few but we don’t insult Aled on this site for obvious reasons...
(Here he is - the one and only Alfred the lego robot)
POOLSIDE FUN - AND TRESPASSING:
As you may have noticed, I mentioned earlier on that a group of rowdy England fans have taken up residence in the villa next to that of the assembled Radio One posse. These fans were singing Rule Britannia at 1:45am last night and woke up an angry Mr Moyles from his beauty sleep. This morning he was kind of getting his revenge by viewing Radio One’s secret camera attached to the outside of the villa, which was clearly showing what was going on next door. Chris called it Chav cam (cue Dave’s pig squeal laugh) and referred to them as “chavs on tour”. The camera showed a rather unfortunate shot of a bloke lying back on a Union Jack towel with his knees in the air, thus creating a shot of his arse between his ankles. Rach said technically this was invasion of privacy, although Chris said after last night he didn’t care any more. The team were hanging around the pool for most of the day yesterday and played a spot of poolside football with Chappers' massive England beach ball. Chris was more than impressed with himself for a bullet header that he buried past Dave in the pool goal from one of Chappers' trademark right wing crosses. He was less impressed with himself though for one of his shots that somehow managed to rise and clear the 30ft wall into next doors villa. Dave broke in to fetch the ball, although he preferred to say that he “scaled the fence momentarily”. So not only were Chris and Dave invading peoples privacy this morning, but they were also breaking and entering yesterday - joy.
OTHER STUFF TODAY:>>>>
There was so much of it I don’t know where to start. Ok we’ll try here - there were new ads on the show today promoting Abba’s Greatest Hits and the latest gigs going on up and down the country. They were all in Portuguese though so I presume Chris has just nicked them from the local radio over there (although I doubt he’s allowed to do that). They sounded genuine anyway - although maybe they’re clearly not and I’ve just fallen for it hook, line and sinker. Buzz Off this morning was played entirely in full and left well alone by one and all - Wake Up Boo! by The Boo Radleys, a number 9 hit back in March 1995. After standing up Jules for a drink yesterday lunchtime, Dom has promised to go out with her today. It seemed she’d started early too, she fell off her chair after one bulletin, despite the fact that it wasn’t even happy hour. She said her and her friend from Coventry were wining it in a fancy cafe bar/restaurant all yesterday afternoon. Despite teasing her often and calling her a drunk, Chris said Jules really does get wrecked after a couple of glasses of wine. She even did the splits on the team’s last night out together. Chris said he actually had a photo of that...jammy git. Dave was baffled by the fact that Jules actually did it in her jeans...
Juliette - I’m very flexible Dave (pause)
Dom - Can you do it in just your pants then Dave?
(everyone laughs)
Chris - Oh lord
Rachel - Oh!!
(Juliette laughs)
Dave - You know what Dominic, I have problems doing the splits in any garments!!
Dom - Exactly (pause)
Chris - Juliette can you do it in your pants?
(Dave and Dom laugh, Rach shouts “move on”)
Chris - Ok then we’ll leave it there (plays jingle)
As well as chatting to Dom and Jules, Chris also chatted to Danny Cowan back pressing the buttons in London. However, he didn’t add anything of any great significance so we’ll move straight on. Chappers had a theory on why David James didn’t see any videos of Zidane taking free kicks before Sunday’s game. It was because Wayne Rooney was too busy watching Peter Kay DVD's (as he admitted he does in the press today). Chris said you don’t know what DVD it was though, it might be Kay advising goalkeepers on the positioning of Zidane’s free kicks. Hmm, doubtful. After Rooney said him and Gerrard spend most of their spare time on the track and field games in the hotel arcade room, Dom said that one of his friends got arthritis from playing on them so much. To avoid a potential libel Dom added that it was probably genetic and him prone to it anyway (true friendship eh?).
(Rooney in action against the French last Sunday)
COMEDY DAVE’S EASY PORTUGUESEY DAY 4 - USEFUL CHAT UP LINES:>>>>
Dave read out the phrases in Portuguese and then the English translations. In between Chris nipped in with his funny predictions of what they meant, which you can see on the right hand side of the page...
1 - Can I get you a drink? - Not: You have a nice arse
2 - You look great, can I kiss you? - Not: Do you fancy a quickie?
3 - Shall we go somewhere quieter? - Not: Honestly love, keep the money
4 - Thanks for the evening, see you soon - Not: You don’t live with your mum do you?
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
STUART who drives a street sweeper in Fife 2
HEATHER a butch plumber from Boston 1
Daves Tedious Link
Spice Girls Wannabe - The video for the Spice Girls' Wannabe was shot inside London’s St Pancras station - If you add the letters A, R and Y to station you get “stationary”, which is a word associated with static vehicles, pens and paper - Paper comes from trees - Trees produce carbon dioxide during the process of photosynthesis - Photosynthesis is one of the longest words in the English language, capable of netting you mega points in scrabble - If you swap the first B of scrabble for an M you get “scramble”, which is probably my favourite type of eggs - Eggs are produced when a chicken mates with a * - “*” is a word that precedes Robin in the word of fictional characters and follows shuttle in the world of badminton - Badminton the place is famous for it’s horse trials - Horse trials are now an Olympic event, a bit like rowing - and rowing is a sport which can only be staged somewhere with a river, as rowing quite obviously has to be done “at the river” - Which links us to Groove Armada and At The River
FLAWS
*Pens and paper are referred to as “stationery” not “stationary”
*Carbon dioxide is used in photosynthesis to make oxygen, not the other way round as stated by Dave
*Rowing is done on lakes too
STUBBSY AND LAWRO ON THE SHOW TOMORROW
Yep, Ray and Mark will be live in the villa tomorrow morning after 8:30 to discuss England’s chances against the Swiss and talk about how they’ve been enjoying the tournament so far working for the BBC. Make sure you tune in to catch the interview, but if you can’t then don’t forget to check back here for the full show review tomorrow night.
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