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- Thu Jun 24, 2004 2:19 pm
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1. Beyonce Knowles feat Jay-Z - Crazy In Love 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Blur - Song 2, 3. Mario Winans feat Enya & P. Diddy - I Don't Wanna Know, 4. Fat Les - Vindaloo, 5. BUZZ OFF - Yello - The Race, 6. D12 - My Band 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Dario G - Sunchyme, 8. Kelis - Trick Me, 9. Nelly Furtado - Forca, 10. The Wiseguys - Ooh La La 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. Scissor Sisters - Laura, 12. Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You, 13. The Farm - Altogether Now (Euro 2004 Mix), 14. Lou Reed - Satellite Of Love (Dab Hands Remix) 8:30 NEWSBEAT 15. Pink - God Is A DJ, 16. Usher - Burn, 17. Shapeshifters - Lola's Theme, 18. LL Cool J - Phenomenon (Tedious Link), 19. Faithless - Mass Destruction, 20. Kylie Minogue - Chocolate, 21. The Black Eyed Peas - Let's Get It Started 9:30 NEWSBEAT 22. Nelly - Hot In Herre, 23. Blink 182 - Down, 24. Christina Milian - Dip It Low, 25. The 5678's - Woo Hoo
We’ll start today by wishing a very happy 28th birthday to stand in sport girl Carrie Davies. She said she was in a rush this morning but has lots of presents waiting for her when she gets home, although ideally she would like a bike (as hers was nicked the other day). Chris said people who want bikes for their birthday are usually 12, and he asked Carrie if she was hoping for a dolls house, Polly Pocket and My Little Pony with that too. Carrie is of course filling in for Juliette while she covers Wimbledon on Five Live. However Jules met up with Dom last night as the two of them travelled down to deepest darkest Dorset together to go and see Oasis (who were fantastic as usual). Dom said Jules drove. Chris asked how long it took to get to the gig...
Dom - It took nearly three and a half hours to get there and about an hour and a half to get back
Chris (laughs) - Really?
Dom - Good morning to the Dorset Constabulary
(Dave and Carrie laugh)
Dom and Jules filled the journey time by listening to local radio (as you do)...and trying to get on their stupid phone ins. Dom said unfortunately he couldn’t get through to BBC Radio Berkshire, who’s hot topic of the night was “have you ever been attacked by a massive animal?”. Dom would have said bull elephant had he got through (cue much hilarity in the villa). Dom also said there was a bloke on BBC Southern Counties Radio called Dom Busby, who Juliette nearly veered off the road at when he kept repeating his name. Both in London and in Portugal, the whole team were feeling quite tired this morning, especially Chris who kept falling back to sleep after Aled continually tried to wake him up. Chris kept on apologising and then drifting off again, apologising and drifting off again etc...
Chris - and then I suddenly thought “what am I apologising for?”...I’m 30 years old
(hits intro to Beyonce and Jay-Z)
In the next link Chris blamed his tiredness for this and said that he was obviously being ironic, as remember he’s actually 24 and not 30. Of course *cough*. Tonight is yet another huge night for England then. It’s their quarter final with Portugal in Lisbon, and even Aled said that he was feeling excited today. Granted, only because he knows an England win means at least another six days in the sun for him. He like Chris is around about completing his base tan, whereas Dave (aka David Dickinson) is a lot further on in the tanning process. Chris played Fat Les and The Farm as his customary England songs, although he is feeling a lot more confident about tonight’s game than he has done about any of the three previous games. He said he is even thinking about putting 10 euros on Owen to score the first goal. Wouldn’t be a bad shout. Dave is concerned about both Ronaldo and Deco’s dangerous crosses, although he took heart from the news that there may be more England fans than Portuguese supporters in the stadium tonight. Chappers confirmed that it’s white shirts when he chatted to Chris at twenty past nine, and (as usual) he had some more useless statistics from his Chinese friend Mr BenQ:
- 9 500 people in the UK are called Rooney
- 4 people in the UK are called Wayne Rooney
- 25 people in the UK are called Pele
Fascinating. At this point Rachel came to sit down nearby as the lads discussed the football. Chris stopped mid sentence and told her to sort her skirt out as they could see everything from where they were sitting...
Rach - Don’t look up it then
Dave - It’s like the Mersey tunnel!!
(everyone laughs)
Rachel (laughs and screams) - Dave!!!
She said he was so rude and told Chappers to continue. Chris butted in though:
Chris - I tell you what’s shocking, Rachel’s wearing days of the week knickers and they say Monday!!
(Dave and villa crew laugh)
Rach - You’re lucky I’m wearing any
(all laugh and collectively go “urrghh!!”)
Rach - Did I just say that on the radio?
Chappers (butting in) - Do you mind not devaluing the serious sport chat?
At this particular junction of the show Aled was upstairs on the radio mic, as he was the lurgy in a game of tigs off ground (I'll have more on this later). Chris asked him what he was doing up there...
Aled - Changing (pause)
Chris - Into what, a wolf?
(all laugh)
WHEN ALED MET MAFALDA:
If you’re a regular reader to these pages or just a regular listener to the show in general, you’ll know that pre-Portugal, Dominic sowed the seeds of Dave’s Easy Portuguesey by chatting to a lovely lady called Mafalda, who works at a hotel in the Algarve. Well Aled went to meet her this weekend, and find out what she really thinks of that newsreading slaphead...oh and ask what her favourite cheese was too. Aled said she was forthcoming, feisty and is a duty manager who wears a jacket, power suit and skirt.
Dom - Mafalda means business Aled
Aled - Well I think so, clearly
Dom - Not literally in Portuguese
Dave - I was going to say, I didn’t know that word
Mafalda said Dominic is a funny guy (not very convincingly mind you) and after Aled told her Dom was regarded as a bit of a sex symbol back in the UK, she said he had a very sexy voice. She said he should though as he works on the radio, unlike her who she said sounded awful on the radio...
Chris - I’ve gotta say, she sounds like a bit of a dog to be fair
(Dom laughs)
Aled - Oooh she’s not
Dom - She sounds really nice I think
Chris - No she doesn’t. She doesn’t sound sexy. She sounds like a bit of a munter, but apparently she’s not...
Aled said she was actually listening online this morning so Chris quickly retracted his comments. Mafalda recorded a message for Dom, saying that she enjoys their conversations every day and hopes to see him soon at her hotel where’ll she be waiting when he wants her. Dave said Dom was in there. He wanted however to make it perfectly clear that he does not speak to her every day.
Chris - Is your wife listening this morning?
Dom - er yes, yes she is and hello, I love you
(villa go “aahh” and laugh at the same time)
Dave - We love you too Dominic
Chris - Yeah you’re so sweet
Dom - I was speaking to my wife actually Dave but hello to you too
(Carrie laughs)
(Oh and that’s Dom not Mafalda btw...just in case you were unsure)
It’ll be unfortunate timing if England lose tonight but Dom is going out to Portugal for the weekend tomorrow afternoon. Him and the wife will meet up with the team in the villa, although probably via a bus as Chris said no one can be arsed to drive the long journey back to the airport to pick them up. Chris said he can’t wait to see Dom though, as he’s missed him. He said no offence to Carrie, he can’t wait to meet her again either. She said he might do next week if England get knocked out tonight, cue the disapproval of many voices, and “whoa whoa whoa, we’ll have none of that talk love” from Dave. Chris gave Dom a list of things to bring out to the villa as they are running rapidly out of certain supplies. The list included Yorkshire teabags, jammy dodgers, tommy sauce, baked beans, marmite, alphabetti spaghetti and (if possible) a 20 pack of 125 DAT’s.
Dom - A 20 pack of 125 DAT’s?
Chris - Yep
Dom - Well it’s always first on my list when I go on holiday
THE FIRST EVER RADIO 1 PORTUGUESE GRAND PRIX:
It was hardly a luxurious setting for Radio 1’s first ever Portuguese Grand Prix yesterday, in fact I do believe Dave referred to the Carta Drome track as “a cow shed with tyres”. Here’s photographic evidence proving he was right:
Aled put together a brilliant little package on the whole day, including his excellent commentary on the race and Rachel’s very brief thoughts from the pit stop. Before the race started he got some last words from each of the eight competitors on track...
Chappers - Yeah, very confident. I would like to get in the top three
Steve - I had a disastrous first round. I was just looking at Moylesy’s pipe the whole way round. This time I’m gonna get him
Jocelyn - Feeling a little bit nervous, hopefully some skilled driving will help me win the race (yep she is Irish by the way)
Security Bear Paul - I’m gonna kick ass (sounding American)
Ben - I’m really looking forward to it (genius)
Engineer Richard - Chris is in front of me, I’ve gotta get past him before the first bend
Dave - Eat my dust you mother
Chris - I’m ready and I’m gonna do it
FINAL RACE POSITIONS:>>>
1st - Security Bear Paul
2nd - Engineer Richard
3rd - Chappers
4th - Dave
5 - Chris
6 - Jocelyn
7 - Ben
8 - Engineer Steve
Chris was so proud with himself as he managed to shoehorn in “mmm...bellas rodas” into a genuine conversation with some Portuguese locals by the track. Rachel said it was so funny to watch Chris’s face as the blokes he was talking to nodded their heads at him in agreement. Chris was so pleased with himself that he kept on repeating “bellas rodas” for about an hour afterwards, which soon became very irritating (as you can imagine).
PETER REID LIVE ON THE PHONE AND COMEDY DAVE’S EASY PORTUGUESEY:>>>>
He was a top guest with Dave and Chappers last weekend and he was a top guest on the phone to Chris this morning. By all accounts he is not a morning person, but he sounded fairly good in the circumstances (he was out karaokeing it with Ray Stubbs last night y’see). Reidy chatted about Wayne Rooney, Ian Wright going bananas when we score and how if we win tonight, we’ve got a fantastic chance of going all the way in this tournament. He congratulated the England fans on their behaviour so far, and Chris echoed his sentiments. He said we’ve done really well, with only one or two burberry baseball caps spotted so far. Good stuff. It didn’t take long for the subject of Leeds to come up, with Chris saying he’s looking forward to their new season in the LDV Vans Tampac Champions League (or whatever it is). Him and Reidy seemed to bond quite well on the plane over, and Peter said Chris is invited to Highfield Road for the Coventry - Leeds game there this season, as one of his special hospitality guests. Chris said likewise Peter is invited round to the villa for a beer and a barbie one night soon. Peter said as long as there is sunblock it’s done, as Lawro and Stubbsy told him the hospitality was excellent. Peter also added that there was no chance of Hansen coming along, so Chris said great, they’d arrange it for Saturday night.
Another day and three more Portuguese phrases courtesy of Comedy Dave. After the * up with the translations the other day, Dave said he was fairly confident he’d got them correct this morning. When I say “he” I actually mean the translation site Dave found on the t’interweb that does it for him. I wouldn’t trust those though, I know from personal experience (never rely on them translating your coursework to French is all I’m saying). Dave’s phrases this morning were “Goodbye Germany, thanks for taking part”, “It’s coming home, it’s coming home, football’s coming home” and “Rooney’s gonna get you”, not “Rooney is a chav” as Chris guessed. Dave said him and Chappers actually saw Rooney’s grandad being interviewed on the telly yesterday. He’s fairly young (50 odd) and has just his two front teeth left, a big belly, a beard, a skinhead and (round of applause please) was wearing a t-shirt that read “ I could murder a pint”. Chris ended the item by blatantly nicking Chappers’ line from Scott Mills’ Fact Hunt, remember kids...knowledge is power. Bom dia to you. Buzz Off today was The Race from Yello, a number seven UK hit back in August 88. Dave said it would work well for a goal montage or a backing bed but as a song it’s rubbish. He buzzed after seven seconds, Rach followed on 1:30 and Aled on 2:39. Chris asked Rach how the text vote was looking...
Rach - 56% want it off
Chris (laughs) - Well there you go Rachel
(Aled laughs)
Dave - I’d vote for that
Chris - Well it’s that time of year, it’s the heat...that’s what it does to you
ROUND UP OF OTHER STUFF ON TODAY’S SHOW:>>>
(Aled and his robot, who we’re calling Alfred)
Aled was stuck on desk duty again as Chris went for a wander round the villa. In hindsight it wasn’t such a good idea as Jones made a complete mess up of the ten past 8 segway and stuck on The Wiseguys again instead of Justin Timberlake. Chris made him stop and did his usual line of saying that there was no need to worry, as they’d just edit it out when the show went out on the air. As I mentioned earlier the team had another game of tigs off ground after 9 o’clock, which unsurprisingly resulted in Aled becoming the lurgy. He went chasing Rhys and Chappers around the villa so Chris gave him the radio mic and earpieces to keep them updated on what was going on. Thankfully he faded down Aled’s mic when Jones went off to the loo. Aled then got changed into his swimming shorts and went and bobbed up and down in the middle of the pool on his double decker lilo, two lilos stuck together with black masking tape by himself yesterday. Aled did this to be on the safe side, as he is apparently allergic to chlorine and unable to swim. Chris and Chappers decided to go and visit him before the last record of the show and had a bit of an unpleasant surprise. First of all Chris joked to Aled that they were gonna chuck Rhys in, but Chappers quickly tipped over Aled’s double decker lilo to send Mr *I’m allergic to chlorine and can’t swim* Jones flying underwater. He scrambled his way to the side, panting for breath and screaming. He said there were so many swear words he was ready to scream at them both now, but had to settle for a loud and very funny “You arse!” in Chris’s direction. Chris said him and Mark are trained lifeguards and warned in a Jackass stylee that this shouldn’t be repeated at home. An out of breath Moyles struggled to plug today’s Radio 1 line up as Aled chased Chappers round the pool, trying to give him the lurgy.
Dave (laughing) - That worked better than we could have hoped
ONE MORE ENGLAND - CROATIA JINGLE:>>>>
“Rooney, Scholes and Lampard really did us proud,
But those dodgy Croatian haircuts should not have been allowed,
Rooney was the man and Gerrard made great passes,
Portugal are next and we’re gonna kick their...bottoms,
(Fans chant “England! England!”)
The Chris Moyles Show, live from Portugal, National Radio One”
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
HUGH who works at an ape rescue centre near Wareham in Dorset 2
SARAH who works for a wedding stationery company in Tring 1
Daves Tedious Link
Madonna Into The Groove - Into The Groove was a big hit in July 1985, three months before the birth of Wayne Rooney - Wayne Rooney is without doubt the player of the tournament for Euro 2004 in Portugal - Portugal will be beaten by England tonight - Tonight was a top 3 hit in 1990 for New Kids On The Block - New Kids On The Block star Donnie Wahlberg is the brother of Marky Mark Wahlberg, who himself scored a top 14 hit with Good Vibrations in 1991, along with his group The Funky Bunch - The Funky Bunch shouldn’t be mistaken for the munch bunch, which are a type of children’s book and yoghurt - Yoghurt contains live bacteria, as does Aled’s room in the villa - Villa first name Ricky is a famous footballer from Argentina - Argentina is a large country in South America and in that respect shares something in common with Brazil - Brazil is a country that’s given it’s name to brazil nuts - Nuts can be colloquial slang for testicles, which are anatomically located outside of the main body of the human body, in order to keep them cool - and when you think of the word “cool” in the context of American urban artists that have two initials at the start of their name, you think of LL Cool J - Which links us to LL Cool J and Phenomenon
POSSIBLE FLAW
*Aled said that his bedroom does not have bacteria in it, although Rachel disagreed and said it was in an awful state. She said she was slightly surprised by Aled’s lack of tidiness. He admitted that even the cleaners at the villa seem to have given up on it. Chris said he walked out of the shower starkers the other day to find one of them making his bed. Rachel said “she won’t be coming back then”. Chris told her to shut up and said that it was every womans dream.
AND FINALLY...COME ON ENGLAND!!!
Don’t forget the Portugal - England quarter final is live on BBC One tonight at 7:30, and you can also catch full coverage and commentary on Radio Five Live (909 & 603AM) from 6:45 this evening. So just three words remain for me to say...Come On England!!!
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We’ll start today by wishing a very happy 28th birthday to stand in sport girl Carrie Davies. She said she was in a rush this morning but has lots of presents waiting for her when she gets home, although ideally she would like a bike (as hers was nicked the other day). Chris said people who want bikes for their birthday are usually 12, and he asked Carrie if she was hoping for a dolls house, Polly Pocket and My Little Pony with that too. Carrie is of course filling in for Juliette while she covers Wimbledon on Five Live. However Jules met up with Dom last night as the two of them travelled down to deepest darkest Dorset together to go and see Oasis (who were fantastic as usual). Dom said Jules drove. Chris asked how long it took to get to the gig...
Dom - It took nearly three and a half hours to get there and about an hour and a half to get back
Chris (laughs) - Really?
Dom - Good morning to the Dorset Constabulary
(Dave and Carrie laugh)
Dom and Jules filled the journey time by listening to local radio (as you do)...and trying to get on their stupid phone ins. Dom said unfortunately he couldn’t get through to BBC Radio Berkshire, who’s hot topic of the night was “have you ever been attacked by a massive animal?”. Dom would have said bull elephant had he got through (cue much hilarity in the villa). Dom also said there was a bloke on BBC Southern Counties Radio called Dom Busby, who Juliette nearly veered off the road at when he kept repeating his name. Both in London and in Portugal, the whole team were feeling quite tired this morning, especially Chris who kept falling back to sleep after Aled continually tried to wake him up. Chris kept on apologising and then drifting off again, apologising and drifting off again etc...
Chris - and then I suddenly thought “what am I apologising for?”...I’m 30 years old
(hits intro to Beyonce and Jay-Z)
In the next link Chris blamed his tiredness for this and said that he was obviously being ironic, as remember he’s actually 24 and not 30. Of course *cough*. Tonight is yet another huge night for England then. It’s their quarter final with Portugal in Lisbon, and even Aled said that he was feeling excited today. Granted, only because he knows an England win means at least another six days in the sun for him. He like Chris is around about completing his base tan, whereas Dave (aka David Dickinson) is a lot further on in the tanning process. Chris played Fat Les and The Farm as his customary England songs, although he is feeling a lot more confident about tonight’s game than he has done about any of the three previous games. He said he is even thinking about putting 10 euros on Owen to score the first goal. Wouldn’t be a bad shout. Dave is concerned about both Ronaldo and Deco’s dangerous crosses, although he took heart from the news that there may be more England fans than Portuguese supporters in the stadium tonight. Chappers confirmed that it’s white shirts when he chatted to Chris at twenty past nine, and (as usual) he had some more useless statistics from his Chinese friend Mr BenQ:
- 9 500 people in the UK are called Rooney
- 4 people in the UK are called Wayne Rooney
- 25 people in the UK are called Pele
Fascinating. At this point Rachel came to sit down nearby as the lads discussed the football. Chris stopped mid sentence and told her to sort her skirt out as they could see everything from where they were sitting...
Rach - Don’t look up it then
Dave - It’s like the Mersey tunnel!!
(everyone laughs)
Rachel (laughs and screams) - Dave!!!
She said he was so rude and told Chappers to continue. Chris butted in though:
Chris - I tell you what’s shocking, Rachel’s wearing days of the week knickers and they say Monday!!
(Dave and villa crew laugh)
Rach - You’re lucky I’m wearing any
(all laugh and collectively go “urrghh!!”)
Rach - Did I just say that on the radio?
Chappers (butting in) - Do you mind not devaluing the serious sport chat?
At this particular junction of the show Aled was upstairs on the radio mic, as he was the lurgy in a game of tigs off ground (I'll have more on this later). Chris asked him what he was doing up there...
Aled - Changing (pause)
Chris - Into what, a wolf?
(all laugh)
WHEN ALED MET MAFALDA:
If you’re a regular reader to these pages or just a regular listener to the show in general, you’ll know that pre-Portugal, Dominic sowed the seeds of Dave’s Easy Portuguesey by chatting to a lovely lady called Mafalda, who works at a hotel in the Algarve. Well Aled went to meet her this weekend, and find out what she really thinks of that newsreading slaphead...oh and ask what her favourite cheese was too. Aled said she was forthcoming, feisty and is a duty manager who wears a jacket, power suit and skirt.
Dom - Mafalda means business Aled
Aled - Well I think so, clearly
Dom - Not literally in Portuguese
Dave - I was going to say, I didn’t know that word
Mafalda said Dominic is a funny guy (not very convincingly mind you) and after Aled told her Dom was regarded as a bit of a sex symbol back in the UK, she said he had a very sexy voice. She said he should though as he works on the radio, unlike her who she said sounded awful on the radio...
Chris - I’ve gotta say, she sounds like a bit of a dog to be fair
(Dom laughs)
Aled - Oooh she’s not
Dom - She sounds really nice I think
Chris - No she doesn’t. She doesn’t sound sexy. She sounds like a bit of a munter, but apparently she’s not...
Aled said she was actually listening online this morning so Chris quickly retracted his comments. Mafalda recorded a message for Dom, saying that she enjoys their conversations every day and hopes to see him soon at her hotel where’ll she be waiting when he wants her. Dave said Dom was in there. He wanted however to make it perfectly clear that he does not speak to her every day.
Chris - Is your wife listening this morning?
Dom - er yes, yes she is and hello, I love you
(villa go “aahh” and laugh at the same time)
Dave - We love you too Dominic
Chris - Yeah you’re so sweet
Dom - I was speaking to my wife actually Dave but hello to you too
(Carrie laughs)
(Oh and that’s Dom not Mafalda btw...just in case you were unsure)
It’ll be unfortunate timing if England lose tonight but Dom is going out to Portugal for the weekend tomorrow afternoon. Him and the wife will meet up with the team in the villa, although probably via a bus as Chris said no one can be arsed to drive the long journey back to the airport to pick them up. Chris said he can’t wait to see Dom though, as he’s missed him. He said no offence to Carrie, he can’t wait to meet her again either. She said he might do next week if England get knocked out tonight, cue the disapproval of many voices, and “whoa whoa whoa, we’ll have none of that talk love” from Dave. Chris gave Dom a list of things to bring out to the villa as they are running rapidly out of certain supplies. The list included Yorkshire teabags, jammy dodgers, tommy sauce, baked beans, marmite, alphabetti spaghetti and (if possible) a 20 pack of 125 DAT’s.
Dom - A 20 pack of 125 DAT’s?
Chris - Yep
Dom - Well it’s always first on my list when I go on holiday
THE FIRST EVER RADIO 1 PORTUGUESE GRAND PRIX:
It was hardly a luxurious setting for Radio 1’s first ever Portuguese Grand Prix yesterday, in fact I do believe Dave referred to the Carta Drome track as “a cow shed with tyres”. Here’s photographic evidence proving he was right:
Aled put together a brilliant little package on the whole day, including his excellent commentary on the race and Rachel’s very brief thoughts from the pit stop. Before the race started he got some last words from each of the eight competitors on track...
Chappers - Yeah, very confident. I would like to get in the top three
Steve - I had a disastrous first round. I was just looking at Moylesy’s pipe the whole way round. This time I’m gonna get him
Jocelyn - Feeling a little bit nervous, hopefully some skilled driving will help me win the race (yep she is Irish by the way)
Security Bear Paul - I’m gonna kick ass (sounding American)
Ben - I’m really looking forward to it (genius)
Engineer Richard - Chris is in front of me, I’ve gotta get past him before the first bend
Dave - Eat my dust you mother
Chris - I’m ready and I’m gonna do it
FINAL RACE POSITIONS:>>>
1st - Security Bear Paul
2nd - Engineer Richard
3rd - Chappers
4th - Dave
5 - Chris
6 - Jocelyn
7 - Ben
8 - Engineer Steve
Chris was so proud with himself as he managed to shoehorn in “mmm...bellas rodas” into a genuine conversation with some Portuguese locals by the track. Rachel said it was so funny to watch Chris’s face as the blokes he was talking to nodded their heads at him in agreement. Chris was so pleased with himself that he kept on repeating “bellas rodas” for about an hour afterwards, which soon became very irritating (as you can imagine).
PETER REID LIVE ON THE PHONE AND COMEDY DAVE’S EASY PORTUGUESEY:>>>>
He was a top guest with Dave and Chappers last weekend and he was a top guest on the phone to Chris this morning. By all accounts he is not a morning person, but he sounded fairly good in the circumstances (he was out karaokeing it with Ray Stubbs last night y’see). Reidy chatted about Wayne Rooney, Ian Wright going bananas when we score and how if we win tonight, we’ve got a fantastic chance of going all the way in this tournament. He congratulated the England fans on their behaviour so far, and Chris echoed his sentiments. He said we’ve done really well, with only one or two burberry baseball caps spotted so far. Good stuff. It didn’t take long for the subject of Leeds to come up, with Chris saying he’s looking forward to their new season in the LDV Vans Tampac Champions League (or whatever it is). Him and Reidy seemed to bond quite well on the plane over, and Peter said Chris is invited to Highfield Road for the Coventry - Leeds game there this season, as one of his special hospitality guests. Chris said likewise Peter is invited round to the villa for a beer and a barbie one night soon. Peter said as long as there is sunblock it’s done, as Lawro and Stubbsy told him the hospitality was excellent. Peter also added that there was no chance of Hansen coming along, so Chris said great, they’d arrange it for Saturday night.
Another day and three more Portuguese phrases courtesy of Comedy Dave. After the * up with the translations the other day, Dave said he was fairly confident he’d got them correct this morning. When I say “he” I actually mean the translation site Dave found on the t’interweb that does it for him. I wouldn’t trust those though, I know from personal experience (never rely on them translating your coursework to French is all I’m saying). Dave’s phrases this morning were “Goodbye Germany, thanks for taking part”, “It’s coming home, it’s coming home, football’s coming home” and “Rooney’s gonna get you”, not “Rooney is a chav” as Chris guessed. Dave said him and Chappers actually saw Rooney’s grandad being interviewed on the telly yesterday. He’s fairly young (50 odd) and has just his two front teeth left, a big belly, a beard, a skinhead and (round of applause please) was wearing a t-shirt that read “ I could murder a pint”. Chris ended the item by blatantly nicking Chappers’ line from Scott Mills’ Fact Hunt, remember kids...knowledge is power. Bom dia to you. Buzz Off today was The Race from Yello, a number seven UK hit back in August 88. Dave said it would work well for a goal montage or a backing bed but as a song it’s rubbish. He buzzed after seven seconds, Rach followed on 1:30 and Aled on 2:39. Chris asked Rach how the text vote was looking...
Rach - 56% want it off
Chris (laughs) - Well there you go Rachel
(Aled laughs)
Dave - I’d vote for that
Chris - Well it’s that time of year, it’s the heat...that’s what it does to you
ROUND UP OF OTHER STUFF ON TODAY’S SHOW:>>>
(Aled and his robot, who we’re calling Alfred)
Aled was stuck on desk duty again as Chris went for a wander round the villa. In hindsight it wasn’t such a good idea as Jones made a complete mess up of the ten past 8 segway and stuck on The Wiseguys again instead of Justin Timberlake. Chris made him stop and did his usual line of saying that there was no need to worry, as they’d just edit it out when the show went out on the air. As I mentioned earlier the team had another game of tigs off ground after 9 o’clock, which unsurprisingly resulted in Aled becoming the lurgy. He went chasing Rhys and Chappers around the villa so Chris gave him the radio mic and earpieces to keep them updated on what was going on. Thankfully he faded down Aled’s mic when Jones went off to the loo. Aled then got changed into his swimming shorts and went and bobbed up and down in the middle of the pool on his double decker lilo, two lilos stuck together with black masking tape by himself yesterday. Aled did this to be on the safe side, as he is apparently allergic to chlorine and unable to swim. Chris and Chappers decided to go and visit him before the last record of the show and had a bit of an unpleasant surprise. First of all Chris joked to Aled that they were gonna chuck Rhys in, but Chappers quickly tipped over Aled’s double decker lilo to send Mr *I’m allergic to chlorine and can’t swim* Jones flying underwater. He scrambled his way to the side, panting for breath and screaming. He said there were so many swear words he was ready to scream at them both now, but had to settle for a loud and very funny “You arse!” in Chris’s direction. Chris said him and Mark are trained lifeguards and warned in a Jackass stylee that this shouldn’t be repeated at home. An out of breath Moyles struggled to plug today’s Radio 1 line up as Aled chased Chappers round the pool, trying to give him the lurgy.
Dave (laughing) - That worked better than we could have hoped
ONE MORE ENGLAND - CROATIA JINGLE:>>>>
“Rooney, Scholes and Lampard really did us proud,
But those dodgy Croatian haircuts should not have been allowed,
Rooney was the man and Gerrard made great passes,
Portugal are next and we’re gonna kick their...bottoms,
(Fans chant “England! England!”)
The Chris Moyles Show, live from Portugal, National Radio One”
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
HUGH who works at an ape rescue centre near Wareham in Dorset 2
SARAH who works for a wedding stationery company in Tring 1
Daves Tedious Link
Madonna Into The Groove - Into The Groove was a big hit in July 1985, three months before the birth of Wayne Rooney - Wayne Rooney is without doubt the player of the tournament for Euro 2004 in Portugal - Portugal will be beaten by England tonight - Tonight was a top 3 hit in 1990 for New Kids On The Block - New Kids On The Block star Donnie Wahlberg is the brother of Marky Mark Wahlberg, who himself scored a top 14 hit with Good Vibrations in 1991, along with his group The Funky Bunch - The Funky Bunch shouldn’t be mistaken for the munch bunch, which are a type of children’s book and yoghurt - Yoghurt contains live bacteria, as does Aled’s room in the villa - Villa first name Ricky is a famous footballer from Argentina - Argentina is a large country in South America and in that respect shares something in common with Brazil - Brazil is a country that’s given it’s name to brazil nuts - Nuts can be colloquial slang for testicles, which are anatomically located outside of the main body of the human body, in order to keep them cool - and when you think of the word “cool” in the context of American urban artists that have two initials at the start of their name, you think of LL Cool J - Which links us to LL Cool J and Phenomenon
POSSIBLE FLAW
*Aled said that his bedroom does not have bacteria in it, although Rachel disagreed and said it was in an awful state. She said she was slightly surprised by Aled’s lack of tidiness. He admitted that even the cleaners at the villa seem to have given up on it. Chris said he walked out of the shower starkers the other day to find one of them making his bed. Rachel said “she won’t be coming back then”. Chris told her to shut up and said that it was every womans dream.
AND FINALLY...COME ON ENGLAND!!!
Don’t forget the Portugal - England quarter final is live on BBC One tonight at 7:30, and you can also catch full coverage and commentary on Radio Five Live (909 & 603AM) from 6:45 this evening. So just three words remain for me to say...Come On England!!!
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