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- Sat Jul 03, 2004 4:18 pm
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1. Scissor Sisters - Laura, 2. Stereophonics - Have A Nice Day, 3. Joss Stone - Super Duper Love, 4. Angel City feat Lara McAllen - Touch Me, 5. Kanye West feat Syleena Johnson - All Falls Down, 6. Jamelia - Thank You, 7. Keane - Everybody's Changing 1:30 NEWSBEAT 8. NORE - Nothing, 9. Usher - Burn, 10. Faithless - Mass Destruction, 11. The 411 feat Ghostface Killah - On My Knees, 12. Eminem - Lose Yourself, 13. The Streets - Dry Your Eyes, 14. Kelis - Trick Me, 15. Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out, 16. Nina Sky feat Jabba - Move Ya Body, 17. 5ive - Let’s Dance (Sporting Number One), 18. Sugababes - Hole In The Head, 19. Rachel Stevens - Some Girls 2:30 NEWSBEAT 20. Nelly - Hot In Herre, 21. Shapeshifters - Lola's Theme, 22. The Hives - Walk Idiot Walk, 23. Lou Reed - Satellite Of Love (Dab Hands Remix), 24. McFly - Obviously, 25. Lemar - Dance (With U)
Chappers and Dave dropped by for a funny little chat with Vernon just before 1 o’clock today. After covering the subject of their tans, Dove Body Silk, Euro 2004 on the X Box and cruising (don’t ask), the three of them embarked upon a conversation about Sport Relief next Saturday. They informed Vernon of their plan to run a mile on the treadmills in the Live Lounge @ 1pm, although apparently it is now causing some concern amongst the health & safety department. Maximum clearance is 7ft and with Chappers being some kind of mutant quite close to that height, they are expressing concern now - just in case there is a fire or something..
Vernon - But surely if there is a fire he can just bend down...(laughs)..and head to the door
Chappers - Yeah exactly!
Dave (laughs) - Well there you go, I’m glad you put the “head to the door” bit on the end of it
(all laugh - Hannah, Chappers and Vernon)
Dave - That wouldn’t help anybody would it!! (all laugh)
Vernon (laughing and joking) - Oh it’s all over, just bend over Chappers!
Dave (laughs) - Any last requests??!!
(all laugh furiously)
Dave said it was a bit depressing doing the show back in the studio and not by the pool in their Portuguese villa, but unfortunately that’s the way it is. Chappers said Dave was surely glad to be back in the nice warm bosom of his wife, not that he’d know whether she had a warm bosom you understand...
Dave - At times they are
(Neil and Mark laugh)</i)
Dave said he actually took Emma out for a nice curry last night. Granted it was in a different place to where she wanted to go, but Dave argued that the food was better and more authentic (plus less pricey) in the place where they actually ended up going. Chappers is earning brownie points from his missus Sarah tonight, that’s cos he’s taking her and Ben to see Shrek 2 at 6:30. He said yes it was a discounted early bird saver ticket, but added that him and his wife would probably have a bumper box of popcorn and some pick n mix to make up the price. All the regular features were back on the show today - Sporting Number One, 3 And In and of course the soon to be award winning Portugoal Of The Month (whoever came up with that title deserves a medal). The goals this week were Maniche’s for Portugal against Holland (Goal G), Rui Costa’s for Portugal against England (Goal H) and Angelos Charisteas’s for Greece against France (Goal I). That’s nine goals in total in the past three weeks and don’t forget that after the final goal next Saturday, Dave and Chappers will be asking you to pick your top 3, and if they agree with the order of the show’s celebrity panel, you’ll be in with a chance of winning a special VIP backstage golden pass to all of Radio One’s summer events in the UK this year (basically everything apart from Ibiza). If you’ve forgotten the full list don’t worry, I’ll recap them next week and you can also find them all played again on Drivetime with Chappers and Scott Mills throughout this week. Another top prize was up for grabs on 3 And In this week - tickets to the British Grand Prix with loads of Ferrari stuff and a free phone chucked in. An ecstatic Daniel beat Natasha (in the joust) and claimed all the free gear. He got them for his wife and was delighted as she promised him that she’ll now give him back both the normal and Sky remote controls that she has hidden away from him during Euro 2004, just in time to watch the final tomorrow night. The match is of course Portugal versus Greece (I’m asking you to forgive this awful link in advance). Portugal put out England in the quarter finals and the last time England met Greece (y’see what I’ve done there) they were trying to qualify for the 2002 World Cup, a qualifying campaign pretty much kick started by their 5-1 Munich mauling of the Germans. That (coincidentally) was today’s Sporting Number One from September 1st 2001, picked by Steve as it was his wedding day. Unfortunately the tune number one at the time was Let’s Dance by 5ive, which if you think about it is a bit spooky cos [i]5 were number 1 (d’ya geddit? - 5-1...never mind).
JULIETTE FERRINGTON LIVE @ WIMBLEDON:
(Jules - live at Wimbledon after 1:30)
...and bored out of her skull by the sound of it. The rain was pouring down and she was just keeping herself entertained by singing along to the records. Chappers and Dave found this out in a little off air test to see if she was there (during Everybody's Changing by Keane). They then proceeded to embarrass her by playing out her dreadful vocal harmonies on the air, this as the play continued clearly audible in the background. Mark found her use of the word “chicken” during the chorus as very interesting. After telling them that she hated them both, the talk turned to tennis (well sort of). Chappers did his “Are you enjoying keeping an eye on the mens semis?” gag (guh huh) - he said it’s an annual joke he’s done for the past five years and he needs to keep it going. Us folks wouldn’t know that though cos none of us ever listened to Sara Cox at Breakfast..*spits*. Jules said that during the rain breaks, the RAF military band were keeping everyone entertained with their performances of Land Of Hope And Glory and Rule Britannia. Right on cue the band started playing again, but Chappers took it off and said they’d come back to her after a record (it was better than Usher anyway). Dave told Jules to feel free to sing along while they were away, but she said she wouldn’t as she didn’t know the words.
Dave - Well that never stopped you with Keane did it?
(her and Chappers laugh)
When she returned talked turned to the womens final between Serena Williams and (I know I keep saying it) the beautiful Maria Sharapova. Dave and Chappers were debating about her looks with Jules though. For some incredibly stupid reason Chappers said he didn’t find her attractive and said he’d go for Serena Williams before her (I sincerely hope he was joking or I really do worry for his health). Thankfully Dave saw a little more sense and did say she looked stunning in some pics, but less so in others (I agree with the first bit anyway). Dave said he thought she was a bit of an almost to be honest...
Chappers - What with you being such an oil painting as well
(Dave laughs as Chappers plays trail)
The two of them opened up the subject of discussion on the text. I (among with thousands more) contributed to the volley of abuse coming in for Mark and Dave. Dave’s favourite text was “Compared to what I usually tap off with she’s supremely gorgeous”, that from “The Walrus” stuck in traffic at Loch Lomond. Chappers’ favourite was from Tony - “I wouldn’t climb over her to get to you”. Dave said frankly nor would he. Chappers wasn’t disappointed. My favourite part of the whole Jules chat though was her prediction for the final. Not content with calling Sharapova a stroppy cow with no personality, Jules then proceeded to say she’d get thumped today by Serena as she has the better game, ability and lots more experience. Needless to say then Sharapova won the title 6-1 6-4 in just over an hour..
(I could write some tennis crap here but it’s basically an excuse to put up more pics of Sharapova)
Chappers (after Jules called Maria a miserable cow) - Are you on Five Live this afternoon with similar forthright opinions?
Jules (laughs) - Maybe not now now
THE HUNT FOR HANSEN:>>>>
Since Alan Hansen pooh poohed Dave 8 days ago and said that Portugal had absolutely no chance of winning Euro 2004, Dave has been walking around a very smug man. The fact Alan backed the French and the Czechs for the final has made it twice as sweet for the man from Hong Kong, who wanted to phone back Hansen and bragg about his punditry skills today. At numerous points throughout the show Dave tried to ring his mobile that they were given in Portugal on the air (Chappers was keeping out of it), although it kept ringing out time and time again. Dave said Hansen was probably busy playing golf...perhaps with Spoony and his golf coach Claude (or maybe not). He also kept doing awful Scottish impressions of Hansen saying he couldn’t agree with him in the slightest..
Chappers - Is he German?
(Dave laughs as Chappers plays Kanye West and the phone keeps ringing)
Dave said Alistair McGowan was bricking himself. Eventually (on a different number) the team got hold of Alan, who yes was just coming back from a nice game of golf. He said speaking to Chappers and Dave was undoubtedly the highlight of his Saturday afternoon. After reminding Alan of his errors last week and replaying the clip of him saying them, Hansen came back with a brilliant response. He said that the law of averages state that sooner or later Dave was bound to get something right..
Alan - But if Portugal do win this competition then send me a telegram will you!
(Chappers laughs)
Dave - Well listen if they win we’ll speak to you again next week...
(Alan and Chappers laugh)
Dave - ...this could become a regular feature!
Alan - I’m looking forward to becoming a regular on this programme
(all laugh)
Just on a little final note for this week, Dave completely ballsed up the final link by muddling up his words and therefore forcing Chappers to crash the vocals on Lemar.
NEWS TEASERS:>>>>
1. Which Radio One DJ drank a whole bottle of white wine on his own on the way to Glastonbury last weekend?
A. Scott Mills (shock horror)
2. Which Radio One DJ used to work in the souvenir shop at Coronation Street?
A. Chappers
...AND DON’T MISS THE SHOW @ 1PM NEXT WEEK!!!
Because Chappers and Dave will begin the show on treadmills in the Live Lounge, running a mile for Sport Relief. It should be very entertaining as we all remember what happened to Greyhead, who was the last person to run on a treadmill during a Radio One show...(who fell over, who fell over).
<A HREF="http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~chris/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=144347#144347">> Chappers and Dave Show & Show Review 3rd July 2004 - HAVE YOUR SAY!! <</A>
1. Scissor Sisters - Laura, 2. Stereophonics - Have A Nice Day, 3. Joss Stone - Super Duper Love, 4. Angel City feat Lara McAllen - Touch Me, 5. Kanye West feat Syleena Johnson - All Falls Down, 6. Jamelia - Thank You, 7. Keane - Everybody's Changing 1:30 NEWSBEAT 8. NORE - Nothing, 9. Usher - Burn, 10. Faithless - Mass Destruction, 11. The 411 feat Ghostface Killah - On My Knees, 12. Eminem - Lose Yourself, 13. The Streets - Dry Your Eyes, 14. Kelis - Trick Me, 15. Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out, 16. Nina Sky feat Jabba - Move Ya Body, 17. 5ive - Let’s Dance (Sporting Number One), 18. Sugababes - Hole In The Head, 19. Rachel Stevens - Some Girls 2:30 NEWSBEAT 20. Nelly - Hot In Herre, 21. Shapeshifters - Lola's Theme, 22. The Hives - Walk Idiot Walk, 23. Lou Reed - Satellite Of Love (Dab Hands Remix), 24. McFly - Obviously, 25. Lemar - Dance (With U)
Chappers and Dave dropped by for a funny little chat with Vernon just before 1 o’clock today. After covering the subject of their tans, Dove Body Silk, Euro 2004 on the X Box and cruising (don’t ask), the three of them embarked upon a conversation about Sport Relief next Saturday. They informed Vernon of their plan to run a mile on the treadmills in the Live Lounge @ 1pm, although apparently it is now causing some concern amongst the health & safety department. Maximum clearance is 7ft and with Chappers being some kind of mutant quite close to that height, they are expressing concern now - just in case there is a fire or something..
Vernon - But surely if there is a fire he can just bend down...(laughs)..and head to the door
Chappers - Yeah exactly!
Dave (laughs) - Well there you go, I’m glad you put the “head to the door” bit on the end of it
(all laugh - Hannah, Chappers and Vernon)
Dave - That wouldn’t help anybody would it!! (all laugh)
Vernon (laughing and joking) - Oh it’s all over, just bend over Chappers!
Dave (laughs) - Any last requests??!!
(all laugh furiously)
Dave said it was a bit depressing doing the show back in the studio and not by the pool in their Portuguese villa, but unfortunately that’s the way it is. Chappers said Dave was surely glad to be back in the nice warm bosom of his wife, not that he’d know whether she had a warm bosom you understand...
Dave - At times they are
(Neil and Mark laugh)</i)
Dave said he actually took Emma out for a nice curry last night. Granted it was in a different place to where she wanted to go, but Dave argued that the food was better and more authentic (plus less pricey) in the place where they actually ended up going. Chappers is earning brownie points from his missus Sarah tonight, that’s cos he’s taking her and Ben to see Shrek 2 at 6:30. He said yes it was a discounted early bird saver ticket, but added that him and his wife would probably have a bumper box of popcorn and some pick n mix to make up the price. All the regular features were back on the show today - Sporting Number One, 3 And In and of course the soon to be award winning Portugoal Of The Month (whoever came up with that title deserves a medal). The goals this week were Maniche’s for Portugal against Holland (Goal G), Rui Costa’s for Portugal against England (Goal H) and Angelos Charisteas’s for Greece against France (Goal I). That’s nine goals in total in the past three weeks and don’t forget that after the final goal next Saturday, Dave and Chappers will be asking you to pick your top 3, and if they agree with the order of the show’s celebrity panel, you’ll be in with a chance of winning a special VIP backstage golden pass to all of Radio One’s summer events in the UK this year (basically everything apart from Ibiza). If you’ve forgotten the full list don’t worry, I’ll recap them next week and you can also find them all played again on Drivetime with Chappers and Scott Mills throughout this week. Another top prize was up for grabs on 3 And In this week - tickets to the British Grand Prix with loads of Ferrari stuff and a free phone chucked in. An ecstatic Daniel beat Natasha (in the joust) and claimed all the free gear. He got them for his wife and was delighted as she promised him that she’ll now give him back both the normal and Sky remote controls that she has hidden away from him during Euro 2004, just in time to watch the final tomorrow night. The match is of course Portugal versus Greece (I’m asking you to forgive this awful link in advance). Portugal put out England in the quarter finals and the last time England met Greece (y’see what I’ve done there) they were trying to qualify for the 2002 World Cup, a qualifying campaign pretty much kick started by their 5-1 Munich mauling of the Germans. That (coincidentally) was today’s Sporting Number One from September 1st 2001, picked by Steve as it was his wedding day. Unfortunately the tune number one at the time was Let’s Dance by 5ive, which if you think about it is a bit spooky cos [i]5 were number 1 (d’ya geddit? - 5-1...never mind).
JULIETTE FERRINGTON LIVE @ WIMBLEDON:
(Jules - live at Wimbledon after 1:30)
...and bored out of her skull by the sound of it. The rain was pouring down and she was just keeping herself entertained by singing along to the records. Chappers and Dave found this out in a little off air test to see if she was there (during Everybody's Changing by Keane). They then proceeded to embarrass her by playing out her dreadful vocal harmonies on the air, this as the play continued clearly audible in the background. Mark found her use of the word “chicken” during the chorus as very interesting. After telling them that she hated them both, the talk turned to tennis (well sort of). Chappers did his “Are you enjoying keeping an eye on the mens semis?” gag (guh huh) - he said it’s an annual joke he’s done for the past five years and he needs to keep it going. Us folks wouldn’t know that though cos none of us ever listened to Sara Cox at Breakfast..*spits*. Jules said that during the rain breaks, the RAF military band were keeping everyone entertained with their performances of Land Of Hope And Glory and Rule Britannia. Right on cue the band started playing again, but Chappers took it off and said they’d come back to her after a record (it was better than Usher anyway). Dave told Jules to feel free to sing along while they were away, but she said she wouldn’t as she didn’t know the words.
Dave - Well that never stopped you with Keane did it?
(her and Chappers laugh)
When she returned talked turned to the womens final between Serena Williams and (I know I keep saying it) the beautiful Maria Sharapova. Dave and Chappers were debating about her looks with Jules though. For some incredibly stupid reason Chappers said he didn’t find her attractive and said he’d go for Serena Williams before her (I sincerely hope he was joking or I really do worry for his health). Thankfully Dave saw a little more sense and did say she looked stunning in some pics, but less so in others (I agree with the first bit anyway). Dave said he thought she was a bit of an almost to be honest...
Chappers - What with you being such an oil painting as well
(Dave laughs as Chappers plays trail)
The two of them opened up the subject of discussion on the text. I (among with thousands more) contributed to the volley of abuse coming in for Mark and Dave. Dave’s favourite text was “Compared to what I usually tap off with she’s supremely gorgeous”, that from “The Walrus” stuck in traffic at Loch Lomond. Chappers’ favourite was from Tony - “I wouldn’t climb over her to get to you”. Dave said frankly nor would he. Chappers wasn’t disappointed. My favourite part of the whole Jules chat though was her prediction for the final. Not content with calling Sharapova a stroppy cow with no personality, Jules then proceeded to say she’d get thumped today by Serena as she has the better game, ability and lots more experience. Needless to say then Sharapova won the title 6-1 6-4 in just over an hour..
(I could write some tennis crap here but it’s basically an excuse to put up more pics of Sharapova)
Chappers (after Jules called Maria a miserable cow) - Are you on Five Live this afternoon with similar forthright opinions?
Jules (laughs) - Maybe not now now
THE HUNT FOR HANSEN:>>>>
Since Alan Hansen pooh poohed Dave 8 days ago and said that Portugal had absolutely no chance of winning Euro 2004, Dave has been walking around a very smug man. The fact Alan backed the French and the Czechs for the final has made it twice as sweet for the man from Hong Kong, who wanted to phone back Hansen and bragg about his punditry skills today. At numerous points throughout the show Dave tried to ring his mobile that they were given in Portugal on the air (Chappers was keeping out of it), although it kept ringing out time and time again. Dave said Hansen was probably busy playing golf...perhaps with Spoony and his golf coach Claude (or maybe not). He also kept doing awful Scottish impressions of Hansen saying he couldn’t agree with him in the slightest..
Chappers - Is he German?
(Dave laughs as Chappers plays Kanye West and the phone keeps ringing)
Dave said Alistair McGowan was bricking himself. Eventually (on a different number) the team got hold of Alan, who yes was just coming back from a nice game of golf. He said speaking to Chappers and Dave was undoubtedly the highlight of his Saturday afternoon. After reminding Alan of his errors last week and replaying the clip of him saying them, Hansen came back with a brilliant response. He said that the law of averages state that sooner or later Dave was bound to get something right..
Alan - But if Portugal do win this competition then send me a telegram will you!
(Chappers laughs)
Dave - Well listen if they win we’ll speak to you again next week...
(Alan and Chappers laugh)
Dave - ...this could become a regular feature!
Alan - I’m looking forward to becoming a regular on this programme
(all laugh)
Just on a little final note for this week, Dave completely ballsed up the final link by muddling up his words and therefore forcing Chappers to crash the vocals on Lemar.
NEWS TEASERS:>>>>
1. Which Radio One DJ drank a whole bottle of white wine on his own on the way to Glastonbury last weekend?
A. Scott Mills (shock horror)
2. Which Radio One DJ used to work in the souvenir shop at Coronation Street?
A. Chappers
...AND DON’T MISS THE SHOW @ 1PM NEXT WEEK!!!
Because Chappers and Dave will begin the show on treadmills in the Live Lounge, running a mile for Sport Relief. It should be very entertaining as we all remember what happened to Greyhead, who was the last person to run on a treadmill during a Radio One show...(who fell over, who fell over).
<A HREF="http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~chris/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=144347#144347">> Chappers and Dave Show & Show Review 3rd July 2004 - HAVE YOUR SAY!! <</A>
