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- Mon Aug 02, 2004 6:30 pm
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1. The Libertines - Can't Stand Me Now 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Pink - God Is A DJ, 3. Shapeshifters - Lola's Theme, 4. D12 - How Come, 5. BUZZ OFF - C J Lewis - Sweets For My Sweet, 6. Keane - Somewhere Only We Know 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Tomcraft - Loneliness, 8. Razorlight - Golden Touch, 9. Busted - Thunderbirds Are Go, 10. Joss Stone - Fell In Love With A Boy 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. Nelly - Hot In Herre, 12. The Streets - Dry Your Eyes, 13. The Thrills - Whatever Happened To Corey Haim 8:30 NEWSBEAT 14. Avril Lavigne - My Happy Ending, 15. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love, 16. Britney Spears - Toxic, 17. Scent - Up & Down, 18. Weezer - Buddy Holly (Tedious Link), 19. Outkast - Roses, 20. Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl, 21. Fatboy Slim - Slash Dot Dash, 22. Scissor Sisters - Laura 9:30 NEWSBEAT 23. Travis - Sing, 24. Mousse T feat Emma Lanford - Is It Cos I'm Cool?, 25. Maroon 5 - This Love
Good news people - Chris and the team are back. Thank god too. During their two week break Moyles was off sunning himself in Portugal again, DIY Dave was stuck in Homebase, Aled went back home to Aberystwyth and Rachel, well erm she’s still in LA for her cousins wedding. Yep, still. Therefore Greyhead was depping as producer this morning and will be doing so for the next few days, although if truth be told he didn’t actually feature all that much in an on air capacity. The only real classic old skool Kinder moment was when he screwed up Zane Lowe’s timeslot when giving out the new daytime schedule just before the end pips at ten o’clock.
Chris - We’re back, it’s three minutes to 7, this is Radio One. I’m Chris Moyles, good morning...or as we like to say (strains croaky voice)...goooood mornin!
Dave - Your voice is cracking
Chris - Thanks very much...
(Dave and Will laugh loudly)
Chris - ...yours isn’t so bad yourself...Oh we’re off and running everybody!
(hits Libertines vocal)
Along with Chris, Dave, Aled and Will, Dom and a suitably summery dressed Juliette returned on breakfast news and sport duties, albeit over the new Newsbeat beds which Chris didn’t take long to slag off. Micky (who made them) texted in to ask if they really didn’t work, forcing Moyles to retract his earlier comments and say he was only messing about. Other first day back complaints included the over polished and slippery Studio 3 floor, his missing pair of headphones and a major office desk problem/situation developing upstairs - which he forgot to go into more detail about as promised. Dom joined in to moan about a random cleansing operative looking in at him suspiciously through the studio window during the 7am bulletin, which prompted a classic Kevin Greening story from Chris. It was from when Kevin and Zoë Ball did Breakfast after Chris’s Early Bit and used to have to repeatedly tell some foreign cleaner at Radio One to stop hoovering in the studio while they were on the air. Chris added that one of the current cleansing operatives (they have to be PC now y’see) actually hasn’t spoken to him for about five years after he offended her by telling her not to hoover. Granted, during a link - I mean it is her job to hoover after all. Chris said he felt like he’d been off for an age (you have) and ran through some of the things that’ve happened while he’s been away...
* The Streets had a number one single and album (no really they did)
* A girl got trapped in the Radio One studios and now just comes out every 15 minutes or so at the weekend saying “We love Weekends”
* The show lost 140,000 listeners *cough*
* Dave and Chappers’ show got taken off the air. Dave said not as such, they just finished the current series
* Dave and Chappers’ were replaced by JK And Joel, aka The Chuckle Brothers. Chris said he gives them six months max and insisted it was just one person panning their voice left and right continuously for double money. He was of course joking as he’s said he’s a big fan of JK And Joel before and went out drinking with them on Saturday night.
(over D12 intro)
Chris - Anyway they're on at the weekends, listen. Right tick that box, we’ve promoted their show...
Dave - mmm, we love weekends
If you were listening to JK And Joel over the weekend (and let’s face it, you should have been), you’ll no doubt know that their shows this forthcoming weekend are coming live from Ibiza as part of Radio One’s Ibiza Weekend. The trails are everywhere (to me, to you) and Chris said it’s no surprise him and Dave haven’t been invited back after their guest mixing spot there last year. Apparently the first time Elton John has been played in Pacha ever. Unbelievable eh?
JOKE CLUB:>>>>
Chris arrived back in the country late on Friday night and spent the weekend re acquainting himself with his “more booze, less sleep” lifestyle - spending both Saturday (as mentioned) and Sunday night in the pub and then not getting to bed until half one this morning. He said the boozer was full of people coming up to him last night going “here’s one for you”, trying to help contribute to the show. For example some bloke did that as he headed for the loo and stopped Chris just to do the “What’s a specimen? An Italian astronaut” gag, in a useless Italian accent to add insult to injury. Cue the hilarious barrage of crap gags on the text straight away. Here are the jokes then folks:
1. What Do You Call An Italian With A Rubber Toe?
- Roberto
2. What’s Innuendo?
- An Italian suppository
3. What Do You Do If You See A Spaceman?
- Park In It Man
4. Did You Hear About The Spanish Fireman And His Two Children?
- Hose A and Hose B (Jose? geddit....*sigh*)
5. Did You Know Larry LaPrise Who Wrote The Hokey-Cokey Has Died At The Age Of 93?
- The Worst Part Was Getting Him In The Coffin. They Put His Left Leg In...
6. What’s Green And Runs Around Your Garden?
- A Hedge
Today’s Buzz Off was a bit of a joke too - C J Lewis’s number 3 hit Sweets For My Sweet from April 1994. Dave said it was total rubbish considering Chris had had 2 whole weeks to come up with that choice. He buzzed first on 9 seconds, Will was next after 1:14, an eager Moyles for the listeners third on 1:35 and Aled last on 1:41 (Chris was wanting to get into a trail cos of timing purposes). As regards the other music on the show today, most of it was very good - with the obvious exceptions being the same old Tomcraft and Nelly bilge. The highlights were new tunes from The Libertines, The Thrills, Scent and Fatboy Slim - who’s class new single “Slash Dot Dash” had it’s EXCLUSIVE *cough* third PLAY on Radio One after 9 o’clock. Chris also gave it it’s fourth play too technically, as he just talked all over it second time around announcing Fatboy Slim tour dates. Full details on Fatboy’s new album can be found here @ Radio One ONLINE and I presume the tour dates will be added soon. Greyhead claimed that the tour dates were hot, fresh, secretive and exclusive news for The Moyles Show - so exclusive in fact that he’d temporarily forgot about them. Such a pro.
BB ALED UPDATE AND WES DOES HIS CHART THANG:>>>>
Only five days left now so I don’t have a major problem with BB Chat, although this link was dull in the main. It was highlights of Aled’s BB press conference with bunny boiler Michelle at Elstree on Friday night, including his first ever press conference telling off. This afterwards for telling Michelle Scott Mills had been supporting her all the way when it’s fair to say he was after her blood on Breakfast last week. Mature cheddar was her cheese answer but she replied “no comment” to Aled’s slap & tickle, hanky panky, under the table line of questioning. She’s after a big exclusive cash deal in the tabloids y’see. Aled tried to get an answer out of her with a slightly more implicit question - When you play drinking games do you often drink people under the table?
Dave - It went straight over her head didn’t it, so to speak...
(Chris laughs)
Moyles likes Dan, Jason, Shell and Nadia but thinks Stu is wet. He thinks Nadia deserves to win and will do. Now that the slick man is gone I can gladly say I don’t care who wins. Wednesday is surprise eviction 1 and Aled will be going down that night (if you pardon the expression). He says if Jason is evicted he might tell him he hates him to his face, and Chris said if Jason floored him with a right hook it really would make great publicity for the show. Finally - a quick congratulations to Aled’s hot sister Malary who graduated on Friday.
Official BB - http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother
Old Wes Penk was back on for a fairly brief and uneventful chart recap at quarter to 8. It seems that after seven months of doing this he has finally run out of things to say when Chris asks him if it was a good chart yesterday. I mean wasn’t it obviously a sh*te one. Just look at the Top 40 Chris. Summed up by the fact Thunderbirds Are Go by Wes’s favourites Buzzzted is at number one. Wes told the story of how he was told to pronounce Busted more posher when in to do a TV voiceover of some sort for them recently. As for the Thunderbirds film, Chris said he really wants to go but Sophie doesn’t - so basically he’s looking for someone that has no life to go and see it with him one afternoon...Aled? Will? Dave told him James King had slated the film but Chris said that doesn’t matter, James probably wasn’t a fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie either. One text said Thunderbirds is great if you’re between 5 and 8, but if not it advised you avoid it like the plague. Chris said he’d probably like it then. I plugged this the other day but I’ll do it again now. Visit http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/oneclick and check out Radio One’s new Specialist shows, that go out weekdays at 3am for an hour. I particularly recommend Thursdays oneclick/film with the aforementioned James King. Well presented and a really good mix of music on there - including Huey Lewis, Curtis Mayfield, Blink 182, Elvis Costello and Chuck Berry. Well worth a listen if you have the time. Also listen out for a big famous movie star on the show Wednesday, oh and Davina too for BB chat down the phoner this Friday.
(Listen Again To The Official Chart with Wes Here)
NEMONE BBC3 DOC AND MINI MOYLES LAUNCHED:>>>>
So last night was the showing of the Nemone “My Big Fat Greek Olympic Dream” doc on BBC3 then, and as (probably) one of the few people to see it I actually thought it was very good. She came across extremely well, despite in the end failing to make the Greek team. Chris also saw a bit of the documentary but was less sympathetic than me, saying that basically a summary of it was “she’s still slow, still slow, still slow, not going”. He proposed she try to become an astronaut and Mayor Of Cincinnati next year instead, managing to take three months off and make another couple of hours for BBC3 out of that too. Funny but harsh. The only shot of Chris in the show was him laughing at Parfitt all in orange before the big Radio One Race t’other month, plus brief shots of Dave and a collapsing Aled at the 200m finish line too. The only other mention of Chris was from Nemone’s mates Kosheen, who were jokingly slagging him off at the start. I’ve no idea when it’s repeated and from listening to Nemone’s final link when I woke up today, it doesn’t seem like it will be..shame.
It’s the latest must have accessory for your computer - unless you have a Mac...rrrghh. I am of course talking about the cartoon Mini DJ known as “Mini Moyles” who can be downloaded to your desktop for the first time today from here @ Radio One ONLINE. Basically the cartoon superhero style Moyles will fly around and deliver messages and news about the show each day in speech bubbles, direct to your desktop. It will be stuff announced before it is on the air, about guests and features and erm, other stuff. The messages will be sent to it from the team after their show meeting each day, and I’ll add them to the bottom of the review too. Only problem being I don’t have Windows and use an iMac, so can’t download it for myself. Damn you BBC. Here is the Mini Moyles:
WATER PARK CHAT, HALF TIME AND ERM, CAULIFLOWER JINGLES:
After visiting Aqualand (Splish & Splosh) in the Algarve last week, Chris wants to take the whole team to a water park one afternoon this week. First of all he told Dom to find a suitable water park in the South of England, and secondly he had to find a day and time when everyone on the team would be available. Not much success with either I’m afraid. Coral Reef in Bracknell seemed to be the most realistic destination nearby, although Will has been and said to be honest it’s nothing more than a glorified swimming pool. The team thought they had a breakthrough when Dom came storming in with water park news, but it was only because he’d found one in Denmark called “BonBon-Land” and wanted to share this news with everyone. As for the day, Wednesday was realistically the only day everyone could go...except for Dave. He’s having his sofa delivered and was unwilling to change the delivery day. He also added that water parks and swimming in England are rubbish, as the water’s always too freezing to bare. Chris pointed out that it’s meant to be 32 degrees on Wednesday. Dave still wasn’t having it. Half time was strange today without Rachel doing her Carpark Catchphrase line. The clip of her saying it pre recorded had been lost by Aled and he couldn’t get hold of her to do it live either. Therefore as punishment he had to put on his truly dreadful Kidderminster accent and do the line himself. Never again please. Other stuff discussed on the show today included the whole Sven thing with <s>Fire Alarm</s> Faria Alam and <s>Stellios</s> Mark Palios, Dave talking more about “the club in turmoil” Everton and Greyhead Will admitting he will tonight be reviewing some DVD’s sent into the show of Nicola Holt from BB1 in some rather specialist work. I think I may throw up this very second. There was also the obligatory round of new jingles, or “new pieces of audio imaging” as Sandy from Music4 wants Chris to call them. I’m still undecided about whether the following was for real or not but I think it was. Basically at 8:05 Chris set his jingle singers a live challenge to record a jingle with a specific word in it by the 8:30 news. It may have been pre decided but the word eventually chosen by Dave was “cauliflower”. The result...
”We’ve been challenged by Chris Moyles to get in certain words,
That fit into this jingle, no matter how absurd,
So here’s the days new jingle word that Chris asked us to sing,
We think that this is childish but then Chris is a big cauliflower,
The Chris Moyles Show, Education For The Nation, National Radio One”
OTHER NEW <s>JINGLES</s> PIECES OF AUDIO IMAGING TODAY:>>>>
“Chris Moyles does the breakfast show but after that he’s boring,
He hasn’t got that many friends and has a problem snoring,
He’s not allowed out late at night, he’s up at early dawn,
He drinks too much, he’s overweight and swears like Ozzy Osbourne,
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
“The football season’s back again, Chris still loves Leeds United,
Got Michael Ricketts, Brian Deane and boy is he excited,
If they keep selling players maybe Chris will have his day,
He’ll bring his boots to every game and may just get to play,
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
“Dominic reads the news and Juliette reads the sport,
They’re both fully trained journalists, so we won’t end up in court,
Dom’s a married man who’s into soul and funk,
and Juliette is only happy when she’s very drunk,
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE IS BACK! - :
BILLY a 24 year old NTL installer from Edmonton 2
Paul a 21 year old who builds computer networks from Woolston 0
**When Roy Walker came into the show before Chris went on holiday, Moyles obviously got him to record some new sound bites - that he then hilariously dropped in at inappropriate points of today’s Carpark Catchphrase. They included:
- ”Well thank you Chris. You’re not looking bad yourself”
- ”How was your holiday?”
- ”Yes I know it well”
- ”I have a friend who lives there”
- ”Don’t push your luck Mr Moyles”
- ”Just watch your mouth fatty”**
Daves ORIGINAL Tedious Link (not of this Scott Mills half hour crap)
The Shamen Move Any Mountain - The lead singer of The Shamen is called Mr C - C is the third letter in the alphabet - Alphabet is a type of soup, as is Mulligatawny - If you remove the first seven letters of “Mulligatawny” you’re left with “tawny”, which is a word associated with port and the natural colouring of an owl - An owl is regarded as being a bird of prey - Pray was a hit for MC Hammer - MC Hammer shares the same surname as Jan Hammer, who was responsible for The Miami Vice Theme - Miami Vice did much to popularise the 80’s fashion for rolled up sleeves - Rolled up sleeves are practical when doing the washing up, as are rubber gloves - Rubber gloves are also used for other activities such as strip searches and checking your oil at the garage - The garage is also a convenient place to buy birthday cards and flowers - Flowers contain pollen, which when airborn can cause problems for sufferers of hayfever and asthma - Asthma sufferers are prone to coughing and wheezing - and somebody that wheezes a lot might be described as being a wheezer - Which links us to Weezer and Buddy Holly
THE BIG ALPHABET SOUP DEBATE
Chris and Will weren’t convinced that such a thing as “alphabet soup” existed, their doubts only increased by Dave’s unconvincing reply of “It exists in it’s own right - fact, Dave wins”. Dave explained to Moyles how the alphabet shapes were formed by the bits of pasta in the soup, saying that it was a different kind of consistency altogether from the spaghetti of alphabetti spaghetti fame. Infotainment or what eh? The texts came in to lend support to Dave’s argument, and as he read through a selection of them Chris said it really is hard to believe how 9-10 was recently revealed as the most popular hour of the show in the latest set of RAJAR figures. I find that a bit strange (not cos the last hour is usually sh*te - it’s not) but because 8-9am is rush hour and usually considered breakfast show peak time, not the next hour when everyones in work. Ah well, they like to push back those barriers on The Chris Moyles Show.
MINI MOYLES DAILY UPDATE:>>>>
Thanks to Jono from the board for today’s update, seen as though I use a Mac and can’t access Mini Moyles without Windows (rrr..):
*Will Smith is the big celeb movie star they were chatting about and is gonna be in the studio live on Wednesday (good news)
*Dom will be interviewing Halle Berry about Catwoman for Thursday's show
*Chris is gonna take part in a new movie today, find out more tomorrow..
*Chris's girlfriend Sophie asked him to include her name in a jingle, which will be on the air soon
*Davina will also be on talking BB on Friday (as previous mentioned), and Chris is challenging his singers to get random words into his jingles (likewise).
<A HREF="http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~chris/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=8217">> Monday August 2nd 2004 - What Did You Think Of This Show/Review? Tell Us Here! <</A>
Good news people - Chris and the team are back. Thank god too. During their two week break Moyles was off sunning himself in Portugal again, DIY Dave was stuck in Homebase, Aled went back home to Aberystwyth and Rachel, well erm she’s still in LA for her cousins wedding. Yep, still. Therefore Greyhead was depping as producer this morning and will be doing so for the next few days, although if truth be told he didn’t actually feature all that much in an on air capacity. The only real classic old skool Kinder moment was when he screwed up Zane Lowe’s timeslot when giving out the new daytime schedule just before the end pips at ten o’clock.
Chris - We’re back, it’s three minutes to 7, this is Radio One. I’m Chris Moyles, good morning...or as we like to say (strains croaky voice)...goooood mornin!
Dave - Your voice is cracking
Chris - Thanks very much...
(Dave and Will laugh loudly)
Chris - ...yours isn’t so bad yourself...Oh we’re off and running everybody!
(hits Libertines vocal)
Along with Chris, Dave, Aled and Will, Dom and a suitably summery dressed Juliette returned on breakfast news and sport duties, albeit over the new Newsbeat beds which Chris didn’t take long to slag off. Micky (who made them) texted in to ask if they really didn’t work, forcing Moyles to retract his earlier comments and say he was only messing about. Other first day back complaints included the over polished and slippery Studio 3 floor, his missing pair of headphones and a major office desk problem/situation developing upstairs - which he forgot to go into more detail about as promised. Dom joined in to moan about a random cleansing operative looking in at him suspiciously through the studio window during the 7am bulletin, which prompted a classic Kevin Greening story from Chris. It was from when Kevin and Zoë Ball did Breakfast after Chris’s Early Bit and used to have to repeatedly tell some foreign cleaner at Radio One to stop hoovering in the studio while they were on the air. Chris added that one of the current cleansing operatives (they have to be PC now y’see) actually hasn’t spoken to him for about five years after he offended her by telling her not to hoover. Granted, during a link - I mean it is her job to hoover after all. Chris said he felt like he’d been off for an age (you have) and ran through some of the things that’ve happened while he’s been away...
* The Streets had a number one single and album (no really they did)
* A girl got trapped in the Radio One studios and now just comes out every 15 minutes or so at the weekend saying “We love Weekends”
* The show lost 140,000 listeners *cough*
* Dave and Chappers’ show got taken off the air. Dave said not as such, they just finished the current series
* Dave and Chappers’ were replaced by JK And Joel, aka The Chuckle Brothers. Chris said he gives them six months max and insisted it was just one person panning their voice left and right continuously for double money. He was of course joking as he’s said he’s a big fan of JK And Joel before and went out drinking with them on Saturday night.
(over D12 intro)
Chris - Anyway they're on at the weekends, listen. Right tick that box, we’ve promoted their show...
Dave - mmm, we love weekends
If you were listening to JK And Joel over the weekend (and let’s face it, you should have been), you’ll no doubt know that their shows this forthcoming weekend are coming live from Ibiza as part of Radio One’s Ibiza Weekend. The trails are everywhere (to me, to you) and Chris said it’s no surprise him and Dave haven’t been invited back after their guest mixing spot there last year. Apparently the first time Elton John has been played in Pacha ever. Unbelievable eh?
JOKE CLUB:>>>>
Chris arrived back in the country late on Friday night and spent the weekend re acquainting himself with his “more booze, less sleep” lifestyle - spending both Saturday (as mentioned) and Sunday night in the pub and then not getting to bed until half one this morning. He said the boozer was full of people coming up to him last night going “here’s one for you”, trying to help contribute to the show. For example some bloke did that as he headed for the loo and stopped Chris just to do the “What’s a specimen? An Italian astronaut” gag, in a useless Italian accent to add insult to injury. Cue the hilarious barrage of crap gags on the text straight away. Here are the jokes then folks:
1. What Do You Call An Italian With A Rubber Toe?
- Roberto
2. What’s Innuendo?
- An Italian suppository
3. What Do You Do If You See A Spaceman?
- Park In It Man
4. Did You Hear About The Spanish Fireman And His Two Children?
- Hose A and Hose B (Jose? geddit....*sigh*)
5. Did You Know Larry LaPrise Who Wrote The Hokey-Cokey Has Died At The Age Of 93?
- The Worst Part Was Getting Him In The Coffin. They Put His Left Leg In...
6. What’s Green And Runs Around Your Garden?
- A Hedge
Today’s Buzz Off was a bit of a joke too - C J Lewis’s number 3 hit Sweets For My Sweet from April 1994. Dave said it was total rubbish considering Chris had had 2 whole weeks to come up with that choice. He buzzed first on 9 seconds, Will was next after 1:14, an eager Moyles for the listeners third on 1:35 and Aled last on 1:41 (Chris was wanting to get into a trail cos of timing purposes). As regards the other music on the show today, most of it was very good - with the obvious exceptions being the same old Tomcraft and Nelly bilge. The highlights were new tunes from The Libertines, The Thrills, Scent and Fatboy Slim - who’s class new single “Slash Dot Dash” had it’s EXCLUSIVE *cough* third PLAY on Radio One after 9 o’clock. Chris also gave it it’s fourth play too technically, as he just talked all over it second time around announcing Fatboy Slim tour dates. Full details on Fatboy’s new album can be found here @ Radio One ONLINE and I presume the tour dates will be added soon. Greyhead claimed that the tour dates were hot, fresh, secretive and exclusive news for The Moyles Show - so exclusive in fact that he’d temporarily forgot about them. Such a pro.
BB ALED UPDATE AND WES DOES HIS CHART THANG:>>>>
Only five days left now so I don’t have a major problem with BB Chat, although this link was dull in the main. It was highlights of Aled’s BB press conference with bunny boiler Michelle at Elstree on Friday night, including his first ever press conference telling off. This afterwards for telling Michelle Scott Mills had been supporting her all the way when it’s fair to say he was after her blood on Breakfast last week. Mature cheddar was her cheese answer but she replied “no comment” to Aled’s slap & tickle, hanky panky, under the table line of questioning. She’s after a big exclusive cash deal in the tabloids y’see. Aled tried to get an answer out of her with a slightly more implicit question - When you play drinking games do you often drink people under the table?
Dave - It went straight over her head didn’t it, so to speak...
(Chris laughs)
Moyles likes Dan, Jason, Shell and Nadia but thinks Stu is wet. He thinks Nadia deserves to win and will do. Now that the slick man is gone I can gladly say I don’t care who wins. Wednesday is surprise eviction 1 and Aled will be going down that night (if you pardon the expression). He says if Jason is evicted he might tell him he hates him to his face, and Chris said if Jason floored him with a right hook it really would make great publicity for the show. Finally - a quick congratulations to Aled’s hot sister Malary who graduated on Friday.
Official BB - http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother
Old Wes Penk was back on for a fairly brief and uneventful chart recap at quarter to 8. It seems that after seven months of doing this he has finally run out of things to say when Chris asks him if it was a good chart yesterday. I mean wasn’t it obviously a sh*te one. Just look at the Top 40 Chris. Summed up by the fact Thunderbirds Are Go by Wes’s favourites Buzzzted is at number one. Wes told the story of how he was told to pronounce Busted more posher when in to do a TV voiceover of some sort for them recently. As for the Thunderbirds film, Chris said he really wants to go but Sophie doesn’t - so basically he’s looking for someone that has no life to go and see it with him one afternoon...Aled? Will? Dave told him James King had slated the film but Chris said that doesn’t matter, James probably wasn’t a fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie either. One text said Thunderbirds is great if you’re between 5 and 8, but if not it advised you avoid it like the plague. Chris said he’d probably like it then. I plugged this the other day but I’ll do it again now. Visit http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/oneclick and check out Radio One’s new Specialist shows, that go out weekdays at 3am for an hour. I particularly recommend Thursdays oneclick/film with the aforementioned James King. Well presented and a really good mix of music on there - including Huey Lewis, Curtis Mayfield, Blink 182, Elvis Costello and Chuck Berry. Well worth a listen if you have the time. Also listen out for a big famous movie star on the show Wednesday, oh and Davina too for BB chat down the phoner this Friday.
(Listen Again To The Official Chart with Wes Here)
NEMONE BBC3 DOC AND MINI MOYLES LAUNCHED:>>>>
So last night was the showing of the Nemone “My Big Fat Greek Olympic Dream” doc on BBC3 then, and as (probably) one of the few people to see it I actually thought it was very good. She came across extremely well, despite in the end failing to make the Greek team. Chris also saw a bit of the documentary but was less sympathetic than me, saying that basically a summary of it was “she’s still slow, still slow, still slow, not going”. He proposed she try to become an astronaut and Mayor Of Cincinnati next year instead, managing to take three months off and make another couple of hours for BBC3 out of that too. Funny but harsh. The only shot of Chris in the show was him laughing at Parfitt all in orange before the big Radio One Race t’other month, plus brief shots of Dave and a collapsing Aled at the 200m finish line too. The only other mention of Chris was from Nemone’s mates Kosheen, who were jokingly slagging him off at the start. I’ve no idea when it’s repeated and from listening to Nemone’s final link when I woke up today, it doesn’t seem like it will be..shame.
It’s the latest must have accessory for your computer - unless you have a Mac...rrrghh. I am of course talking about the cartoon Mini DJ known as “Mini Moyles” who can be downloaded to your desktop for the first time today from here @ Radio One ONLINE. Basically the cartoon superhero style Moyles will fly around and deliver messages and news about the show each day in speech bubbles, direct to your desktop. It will be stuff announced before it is on the air, about guests and features and erm, other stuff. The messages will be sent to it from the team after their show meeting each day, and I’ll add them to the bottom of the review too. Only problem being I don’t have Windows and use an iMac, so can’t download it for myself. Damn you BBC. Here is the Mini Moyles:
WATER PARK CHAT, HALF TIME AND ERM, CAULIFLOWER JINGLES:
After visiting Aqualand (Splish & Splosh) in the Algarve last week, Chris wants to take the whole team to a water park one afternoon this week. First of all he told Dom to find a suitable water park in the South of England, and secondly he had to find a day and time when everyone on the team would be available. Not much success with either I’m afraid. Coral Reef in Bracknell seemed to be the most realistic destination nearby, although Will has been and said to be honest it’s nothing more than a glorified swimming pool. The team thought they had a breakthrough when Dom came storming in with water park news, but it was only because he’d found one in Denmark called “BonBon-Land” and wanted to share this news with everyone. As for the day, Wednesday was realistically the only day everyone could go...except for Dave. He’s having his sofa delivered and was unwilling to change the delivery day. He also added that water parks and swimming in England are rubbish, as the water’s always too freezing to bare. Chris pointed out that it’s meant to be 32 degrees on Wednesday. Dave still wasn’t having it. Half time was strange today without Rachel doing her Carpark Catchphrase line. The clip of her saying it pre recorded had been lost by Aled and he couldn’t get hold of her to do it live either. Therefore as punishment he had to put on his truly dreadful Kidderminster accent and do the line himself. Never again please. Other stuff discussed on the show today included the whole Sven thing with <s>Fire Alarm</s> Faria Alam and <s>Stellios</s> Mark Palios, Dave talking more about “the club in turmoil” Everton and Greyhead Will admitting he will tonight be reviewing some DVD’s sent into the show of Nicola Holt from BB1 in some rather specialist work. I think I may throw up this very second. There was also the obligatory round of new jingles, or “new pieces of audio imaging” as Sandy from Music4 wants Chris to call them. I’m still undecided about whether the following was for real or not but I think it was. Basically at 8:05 Chris set his jingle singers a live challenge to record a jingle with a specific word in it by the 8:30 news. It may have been pre decided but the word eventually chosen by Dave was “cauliflower”. The result...
”We’ve been challenged by Chris Moyles to get in certain words,
That fit into this jingle, no matter how absurd,
So here’s the days new jingle word that Chris asked us to sing,
We think that this is childish but then Chris is a big cauliflower,
The Chris Moyles Show, Education For The Nation, National Radio One”
OTHER NEW <s>JINGLES</s> PIECES OF AUDIO IMAGING TODAY:>>>>
“Chris Moyles does the breakfast show but after that he’s boring,
He hasn’t got that many friends and has a problem snoring,
He’s not allowed out late at night, he’s up at early dawn,
He drinks too much, he’s overweight and swears like Ozzy Osbourne,
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
“The football season’s back again, Chris still loves Leeds United,
Got Michael Ricketts, Brian Deane and boy is he excited,
If they keep selling players maybe Chris will have his day,
He’ll bring his boots to every game and may just get to play,
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
“Dominic reads the news and Juliette reads the sport,
They’re both fully trained journalists, so we won’t end up in court,
Dom’s a married man who’s into soul and funk,
and Juliette is only happy when she’s very drunk,
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE IS BACK! - :
BILLY a 24 year old NTL installer from Edmonton 2
Paul a 21 year old who builds computer networks from Woolston 0
**When Roy Walker came into the show before Chris went on holiday, Moyles obviously got him to record some new sound bites - that he then hilariously dropped in at inappropriate points of today’s Carpark Catchphrase. They included:
- ”Well thank you Chris. You’re not looking bad yourself”
- ”How was your holiday?”
- ”Yes I know it well”
- ”I have a friend who lives there”
- ”Don’t push your luck Mr Moyles”
- ”Just watch your mouth fatty”**
Daves ORIGINAL Tedious Link (not of this Scott Mills half hour crap)
The Shamen Move Any Mountain - The lead singer of The Shamen is called Mr C - C is the third letter in the alphabet - Alphabet is a type of soup, as is Mulligatawny - If you remove the first seven letters of “Mulligatawny” you’re left with “tawny”, which is a word associated with port and the natural colouring of an owl - An owl is regarded as being a bird of prey - Pray was a hit for MC Hammer - MC Hammer shares the same surname as Jan Hammer, who was responsible for The Miami Vice Theme - Miami Vice did much to popularise the 80’s fashion for rolled up sleeves - Rolled up sleeves are practical when doing the washing up, as are rubber gloves - Rubber gloves are also used for other activities such as strip searches and checking your oil at the garage - The garage is also a convenient place to buy birthday cards and flowers - Flowers contain pollen, which when airborn can cause problems for sufferers of hayfever and asthma - Asthma sufferers are prone to coughing and wheezing - and somebody that wheezes a lot might be described as being a wheezer - Which links us to Weezer and Buddy Holly
THE BIG ALPHABET SOUP DEBATE
Chris and Will weren’t convinced that such a thing as “alphabet soup” existed, their doubts only increased by Dave’s unconvincing reply of “It exists in it’s own right - fact, Dave wins”. Dave explained to Moyles how the alphabet shapes were formed by the bits of pasta in the soup, saying that it was a different kind of consistency altogether from the spaghetti of alphabetti spaghetti fame. Infotainment or what eh? The texts came in to lend support to Dave’s argument, and as he read through a selection of them Chris said it really is hard to believe how 9-10 was recently revealed as the most popular hour of the show in the latest set of RAJAR figures. I find that a bit strange (not cos the last hour is usually sh*te - it’s not) but because 8-9am is rush hour and usually considered breakfast show peak time, not the next hour when everyones in work. Ah well, they like to push back those barriers on The Chris Moyles Show.
MINI MOYLES DAILY UPDATE:>>>>
Thanks to Jono from the board for today’s update, seen as though I use a Mac and can’t access Mini Moyles without Windows (rrr..):
*Will Smith is the big celeb movie star they were chatting about and is gonna be in the studio live on Wednesday (good news)
*Dom will be interviewing Halle Berry about Catwoman for Thursday's show
*Chris is gonna take part in a new movie today, find out more tomorrow..
*Chris's girlfriend Sophie asked him to include her name in a jingle, which will be on the air soon
*Davina will also be on talking BB on Friday (as previous mentioned), and Chris is challenging his singers to get random words into his jingles (likewise).
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