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- Tue Aug 03, 2004 12:33 pm
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I’m gonna cut straight to the chase on this one. I usually try to review in some sort of vaguely chronological order, but as the last hour was so awesome today and the majority of the material was within that period, we’ll begin with news of Chris Moyles - The Movie Star. On Mini Moyles yesterday it did say Chris was off later in the day to film his debut movie role, although this somehow seemed to have passed by everyone else on the team. They were totally unaware of this when he broke the news to them during today’s fantastic half time, and were all anxious to find out which film he is going to be in. He told them it’s a big Universal Pictures Blockbuster, due out some time in September...
Dave - Yeah but what’s it called?
Chris - It’s starring Nicola Holt who used to be in Big Brother...
Dave (laughs) - Yeah?
(Will and Aled laugh loudly)
The reason for the laughter (and I mentioned this briefly yesterday) is that Nicola is now an actress in what you may refer to as erm, “specialist” films. Some of which have been sent to the team on DVD. Chris said he was only joking (thank god), and is actually gonna be a huge movie star in the upcoming film...Wimbledon. Dave said he’d never heard of it. Chris explained that’s cos it’s not out yet, pillock. I’ve heard of it and can’t wait - as it stars Kirsten Dunst in a short tennis skirt...need I say any more? Basically it’s a British made rom com that sounds a bit poor, but at least now I have two reasons to go see it - Moyles being a distant second may I add.
Aled - Did you meet her then?
Chris - Who?
Aled - Kirsten Dunst
Chris - No, but...
(Will & Dave laugh)
Dave - Nicola Holt?
(Will laughs loudly)
Chris (laughing) - No I didn’t meet her either. Mind you looking at that DVD we’ve got of hers, I’d quite fancy saying hello. Mind you..(starts laughing)...she’d have to wash her hands first
(Will & Dave laugh loudly again)
Will - Oh please!
As much as I love Rachel (not in a sexual way obviously), that was a conversation that surely would have never occurred with her producing. Good to have Greyhead back, albeit for three days. I’m thinking the reason Chris didn’t meet Kirsten was the fact the film was shot over a year ago at Wimbledon in summer 2003. He’s somewhat of an after thought it seems. He told the team who else was in the film - Paul Bettany, Sam Neill, John McEnroe, Robert Lindsay, Eleanor Bron, Austin Nichold and Bernard Hill. A jealous Dave couldn’t resist having a hilarious dig. Kirsten Dunst and Sam Neill aside he called them “a cast of no marks” and referred to Paul Bettany as “Paul Betterbuys”, Bernard Hill as “less well known than Bernard Matthews or Bernard Wrigley” and writer Jennifer Flackett as “Jennifer Jacket”. He said as a matter of fact he wasn’t aware of her or her co writer Adam Brooks’s various TV credits actually. Chris insisted that this role in a (granted British made) Hollywood blockbuster would no doubt propel him to superstar status in the States. He said Dave was clearly just jealous...
**Dave - Is this film about tennis then?
(pause as someone quite rightfully scoffs in the background)
Chris - Yes Dave. She’s the golden girl, he’s the long shot. It’s a match made in...Wimbledon
Dave - Well “heaven” would have been a better out line there wouldn’t it? (starts laughing)
Chris - No it’s a match made in Wimbledon you pillock
Dave - Well that’s rubbish (laughs)
Chris (laughing) - The film’s not based in heaven...(Dave laughs loudly again)...it’s based in Wimbledon!!**
Chris will be taking up the “on the radio in the background” role I think, just like Wes and Jo Whiley in Love Actually. Jo was very impressed with his news, although once again Dave wasn’t. Him and Will are still unsure or not about whether the film is based on tennis or the Wombles of Wimbledon Common, with Chris favourite to play Uncle Bulgaria in their eyes. Dave once again re iterated that Chris was in a movie with a bunch of no marks that no one had heard of...
Chris - Kirsten Dunst is in it!
Dave - Yeah I’ve heard of her. She’s an actress...
Chris - Yeah Spiderman
(pause)
Dave - He’s not in it though
(Chris & Will laugh)
Chris said the film’s director Richard (or Dickie as he likes to call him), told him he was fabulous yesterday. He said “see you at the premiere” and all of a sudden Dave seemed interested. He suggested he accompany Chris down the red carpet for a bit of moral support. Chris told him where to shove it.
Aled - Can I come with you?
Chris - What?
Aled - Can I come with you to the premiere?
Chris - You can get stuffed!!
Aled - Please!
Chris - Listen, I ain’t turning up to my first ever premiere with you on my arm...
Aled - I’ll have a good outfit, it’ll be great
Chris - I’d rather go with half a...a...(pause)...erm, half a...
Dave - Water melon on his head!
(Aled & Chris laugh)
Will - *cough* 9:14
Chris - Exactly
(Ah an excuse for a sexy pic of Kirsten Dunst...as if I needed one)
HALLE BERRY, FARE DODGING DOM AND DAVE’S CLASSIC ARREST TALE AGAIN:
It’s one hell of a busy movie week on The Chris Moyles Show. Moyles is in one, Will Smith is in the studio live tomorrow to promote one (more on that later)...and Dominic is off to interview Halle Berry today about her new film Catwoman. The results will be aired on Thursday’s show and follow on from Dom’s previous Hollywood A List interviews with Kirsten Dunst (her again), Uma Thurman, Tom Cruise, Jackie Chan, Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston, Renée Zellweger, C3PO (aka Anthony Daniels) and of course....erm, Racquel Castro. Dom said Halle is the first Oscar winner to be on the show though...apart from Renée Zellweger of course Dom *cough*. Anyway, the problem with today’s interview is that it’s only down for 5 and not 15 minutes, hence meaning Dom will only get 2-3 minutes with Halle before the big armed wind up woman starts winding him up frantically. Chris said it was Andrew Marr. More like Andrea Marr. Questions for Halle anyway, remember unrelated to the film is always good:
QUESTIONS FOR HALLE:>>>>
*Have you ever had a Munch Bunch yoghurt or a Le *Crunch* Bunch Apple? (French Golden Delicious)
*Have you ever killed a wasp while having a pub lunch by slapping the wasp against the window with a menu?
*With today’s much publicised changing of The Kit Kat slogan in mind, do you prefer the name “Starburst” or “Opal Fruits”?
*Meccano or lego?
*Will is tall. Could you love him?
*Have you ever changed a tyre on the M11?
*As Catwoman did you ever cough up a hairball and lick your own bottom?
*Do you like cats in real life?
*Do you bury your own poo in your garden?
*Will you land on your feet if we drop you out of a window?
*How does it feel to have a comet named after you?
*Dave wants to know if you’re a celebrity Evertonian as your mum is from Liverpool. Can you confirm this? If so could you perhaps aid the clubs financial problems?
*Do you know that if you married Nicky Butt, you’d be Halle Butt? (geddit?)
*Do you know that if you married Jim Davidson, you’d be Halle Davidson? (geddit?...forget that though as Jim Davidson’s a tw@t)
*Chris is gonna be in the movie Wimbledon. Can you be his date for the premiere?
- Chris said the results of this interview would be played on Thursday, although today’s Mini Moyles (for that see below) suggests otherwise. Chris said it’s only a matter of time before him and Halle are working together anyway.
BB ALED, NEW JINGLES AND A ROUND UP OF OTHER RANDOM CRAP TODAY:>>>>
For the final week of Big Brother 5, BB Aled is seemingly back full time at 8:15 each day. Today he had the usual round up and also launched his straw text poll on who the Radio One audience want to win BB. Just text “Vote” then a space and the name of the housemate you want to win - Stuart, Dan, Shell, Jason or Nadia, then send it to 81199. You can also e-mail [url=mailto:[email protected]]mailto:[email protected][/url] with the person you want to win in the subject. The final results will be revealed later in the week, but Aled was appalled by the fact Jason was in the lead when the show went off the air @ ten. Chris reminded him that the show had twisted listeners who would just be voting for Jason cos Aled hates him. I think he’s fine, I don’t know what Jones is moaning about. Another person who is fine (but in a different way) is sexy Shell. Chris said she is so yummy and just an all round honey. Dave added that she is one of the few women in the world that Dave and Emma agree on. In other words he thinks she’s attractive and Emma doesn’t think she’s a horrible cow. In fact Dave is tipping Shell to win although she clearly won’t. Chris said Dan is good and Stuart a wet blanket, but thinks Nadia will win and deserves to. Like Dave I just find her irritating, although nowhere near as irritating as Chris’s impression of her - the original Portugeezer. It was mildly funny at first but boy did it wear off quick. On the first Monday of his two week break, Chris wrote a load of BB jingles for his return - leaving out a mention of Jason cos he thought he’d have been evicted by then. He also got ones recorded for Victor and Michelle, so thought seen as though it had cost him money...he might as well play one of them:
**”On Friday it’s the final, of this years Big Brother,
Had Craig and Kate and Cameron, it’s time to choose another,
Who will win and who will lose, it’s really up to you,
But as far as we’re concerned the winner has to be Michelle,
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”**
Today is Day 2 of the jingle singer challenge - where Chris gives them 30 minutes to make a jingle containing a random word. Today a huge debate kicked off about the meaning and pronunciation of “insolation”, which alongside “spatula” is one of Dominic Byrne’s favourite words. He said it was underused and not to be mistaken with “insulation”. He defined it as “exposure to solar radiation”. Hence the new jingle/audio image...
”We’ve been challenged by Chris Moyles to get in certain words,
That fit into this jingle, no matter how absurd,
So here’s the days new jingle word..(pause)..insolation,
Which roughly translated...is an exposure to solar radiation,
The Chris Moyles Show, Education For The Nation, National Radio One”
Quick round up of other stuff then - Greyhead is producing tomorrow until Rach returns on Thursday. He’s also found a brilliantly tacky instrumental version of Summertime by Jazzy Jeff to use with tomorrows guest Will Smith, almost tacky enough to rival that he found of Walking Away by Craig David a few years back. Chris, Dave and Aled are off to see iRobot this afternoon ahead of the big interview in the morning, which will be after 9 o’clock btw as Will doesn’t start work until after nine - that’s Smith not Kinder you understand (although some would argue..). Gettin' Jiggy Wit It by Will (number 3 in Feb 98) was today’s Buzz Off, ruined by Chris talking all over it and Aled’s high squeal muppet noises. It ran the full 3 mins 43, with 65% Buzz On on the text. Dave was first to buzz on 2:16, Will next on 2:58 and Aled third on 3:22. The best part of the show pre 9am was clearly the chat after the half 7 news about fare dodging. That was a story in the bulletin and Chris made Dom tell his story from earlier in the year about how he didn’t have time to buy a train ticket, got fined 20 quid...and then signed his first ever autograph for the ticket inspector. A nice touch. Juliette said bar a few mobile phone and speeding stops in the car, she’s never been in trouble with the police either (you can see it coming can’t you?). A story of radio folklore. The only member of The Chris Moyles Show team ever to have been arrested - Dave Vitty. For what? Technically he was banged up overnight for being drunk and disorderly, but another way of putting it would be that he was banged up for urinating against a shop window outside a kebab shop.
(Dom, Will & Jules laugh as Dave recounts story)
Chris - Beautiful. That’s lovely, morning if you’re tucking into your Coco Pops by the way...
(hits Razorlight vocal)
ONE FINAL NEW JINGLE TODAY:>>>>
**"Chris Moyles knows the biggest stars, he’s even met McFly,
He met them in the caf next door and can’t remember why,
Travis, Keane, The Darkness, David Beckham, Tony Blair,
He’s met just about everyone but he’s never met David Hasselhoff,
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”**
ANOTHER BRILLIANT CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
KAREN a tired lorry driver from Bicester 2
PETE a thick kitchen surveyor parked at Halfords in Hinckley 0
**Chris had more new Roy Walker sound bites to drop seamlessly into conversation today. They included “Good morning Chris, how are you?”, “I’m good thanks”, “That’s a nice shirt you’re wearing Mr Moyles”, “Oh go on if you must” and “I like that last record you played”. Chris said yeah the Natasha Bedingfield track is great and she is actually very hot. He suggested a Bedingfield double date, him with Natasha and Roy with Daniel...
Chris - How about it Roy?
Roy sound bite - Frankly, I’d rather stick a fork in my eye
(studio erupts with laughter, Will and Dave in particular)
Chris brilliantly repeated this clip after a “Radio One In Ibiza” trail, seamlessly into Twista & Sunshine. That’s the song sampling Bill Withers, and (yes) the Bill Withers game returned to the show at long last. Chris managed a creditable 15 seconds but Deadly Dave whooped his ass with a majestic 25 second “lovely daaaaayyyy” etc...**
Daves Tedious Link
Weezer Buddy Holly - Buddy Holly is now sadly dead and in that respect shares something in common with Isambard Kingdom Brunel - Isambard Kingdom Brunel was and still is a legendary name in the construction of bridges - Bridges first name Jeff starred in The Fabulous Baker Boys alongside Michelle Pfeiffer - The name “Pfeiffer” is a good example of a word that contains a silent P, a bit like the words “psychoanalysis” and “philip” - Philip is the husband of the Queen - Queen were led by their charismatic frontman Freddie Mercury - Mercury is an integral component in a thermometer - A thermometer can be used to measure body temperature when inserted into either the mouth or the bottom - Bottom the series starred Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson, who is married to Jennifer Saunders - Jennifer Saunders shares the same initials as Jerry Springer, who interestingly was also born in the UK, as was Robbie Williams - and Robbie Williams did of course sing the vocals on Everything Changes by Take That - Which links us to Take That and Everything Changes
BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS FLAW
*Philip does not and never has contained a silent P. Dave said yep he’d hold his hands up on that one...makes a change.
MINI MOYLES DAILY UPDATE:>>>>
*Will Smith will be live in the studio tomorrow (we know)
*We'll now be able to hear Halle Berry interview highlights tomorrow not Thursday apparently
*It’s Aled's birthday on Monday
*Dom and his wife Nic are getting quotes for flat roofing, they'll probably go with a local firm
*Dave's getting a new sofa that is scotch guarded on Thursday...fascinating.
<A HREF="http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~chris/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=8217">> Tuesday August 3rd 2004 - What Did You Think Of This Show/Review? Tell Us Here! <</A>
I’m gonna cut straight to the chase on this one. I usually try to review in some sort of vaguely chronological order, but as the last hour was so awesome today and the majority of the material was within that period, we’ll begin with news of Chris Moyles - The Movie Star. On Mini Moyles yesterday it did say Chris was off later in the day to film his debut movie role, although this somehow seemed to have passed by everyone else on the team. They were totally unaware of this when he broke the news to them during today’s fantastic half time, and were all anxious to find out which film he is going to be in. He told them it’s a big Universal Pictures Blockbuster, due out some time in September...
Dave - Yeah but what’s it called?
Chris - It’s starring Nicola Holt who used to be in Big Brother...
Dave (laughs) - Yeah?
(Will and Aled laugh loudly)
The reason for the laughter (and I mentioned this briefly yesterday) is that Nicola is now an actress in what you may refer to as erm, “specialist” films. Some of which have been sent to the team on DVD. Chris said he was only joking (thank god), and is actually gonna be a huge movie star in the upcoming film...Wimbledon. Dave said he’d never heard of it. Chris explained that’s cos it’s not out yet, pillock. I’ve heard of it and can’t wait - as it stars Kirsten Dunst in a short tennis skirt...need I say any more? Basically it’s a British made rom com that sounds a bit poor, but at least now I have two reasons to go see it - Moyles being a distant second may I add.
Aled - Did you meet her then?
Chris - Who?
Aled - Kirsten Dunst
Chris - No, but...
(Will & Dave laugh)
Dave - Nicola Holt?
(Will laughs loudly)
Chris (laughing) - No I didn’t meet her either. Mind you looking at that DVD we’ve got of hers, I’d quite fancy saying hello. Mind you..(starts laughing)...she’d have to wash her hands first
(Will & Dave laugh loudly again)
Will - Oh please!
As much as I love Rachel (not in a sexual way obviously), that was a conversation that surely would have never occurred with her producing. Good to have Greyhead back, albeit for three days. I’m thinking the reason Chris didn’t meet Kirsten was the fact the film was shot over a year ago at Wimbledon in summer 2003. He’s somewhat of an after thought it seems. He told the team who else was in the film - Paul Bettany, Sam Neill, John McEnroe, Robert Lindsay, Eleanor Bron, Austin Nichold and Bernard Hill. A jealous Dave couldn’t resist having a hilarious dig. Kirsten Dunst and Sam Neill aside he called them “a cast of no marks” and referred to Paul Bettany as “Paul Betterbuys”, Bernard Hill as “less well known than Bernard Matthews or Bernard Wrigley” and writer Jennifer Flackett as “Jennifer Jacket”. He said as a matter of fact he wasn’t aware of her or her co writer Adam Brooks’s various TV credits actually. Chris insisted that this role in a (granted British made) Hollywood blockbuster would no doubt propel him to superstar status in the States. He said Dave was clearly just jealous...
**Dave - Is this film about tennis then?
(pause as someone quite rightfully scoffs in the background)
Chris - Yes Dave. She’s the golden girl, he’s the long shot. It’s a match made in...Wimbledon
Dave - Well “heaven” would have been a better out line there wouldn’t it? (starts laughing)
Chris - No it’s a match made in Wimbledon you pillock
Dave - Well that’s rubbish (laughs)
Chris (laughing) - The film’s not based in heaven...(Dave laughs loudly again)...it’s based in Wimbledon!!**
Chris will be taking up the “on the radio in the background” role I think, just like Wes and Jo Whiley in Love Actually. Jo was very impressed with his news, although once again Dave wasn’t. Him and Will are still unsure or not about whether the film is based on tennis or the Wombles of Wimbledon Common, with Chris favourite to play Uncle Bulgaria in their eyes. Dave once again re iterated that Chris was in a movie with a bunch of no marks that no one had heard of...
Chris - Kirsten Dunst is in it!
Dave - Yeah I’ve heard of her. She’s an actress...
Chris - Yeah Spiderman
(pause)
Dave - He’s not in it though
(Chris & Will laugh)
Chris said the film’s director Richard (or Dickie as he likes to call him), told him he was fabulous yesterday. He said “see you at the premiere” and all of a sudden Dave seemed interested. He suggested he accompany Chris down the red carpet for a bit of moral support. Chris told him where to shove it.
Aled - Can I come with you?
Chris - What?
Aled - Can I come with you to the premiere?
Chris - You can get stuffed!!
Aled - Please!
Chris - Listen, I ain’t turning up to my first ever premiere with you on my arm...
Aled - I’ll have a good outfit, it’ll be great
Chris - I’d rather go with half a...a...(pause)...erm, half a...
Dave - Water melon on his head!
(Aled & Chris laugh)
Will - *cough* 9:14
Chris - Exactly
(Ah an excuse for a sexy pic of Kirsten Dunst...as if I needed one)
HALLE BERRY, FARE DODGING DOM AND DAVE’S CLASSIC ARREST TALE AGAIN:
It’s one hell of a busy movie week on The Chris Moyles Show. Moyles is in one, Will Smith is in the studio live tomorrow to promote one (more on that later)...and Dominic is off to interview Halle Berry today about her new film Catwoman. The results will be aired on Thursday’s show and follow on from Dom’s previous Hollywood A List interviews with Kirsten Dunst (her again), Uma Thurman, Tom Cruise, Jackie Chan, Ben Stiller, Jennifer Aniston, Renée Zellweger, C3PO (aka Anthony Daniels) and of course....erm, Racquel Castro. Dom said Halle is the first Oscar winner to be on the show though...apart from Renée Zellweger of course Dom *cough*. Anyway, the problem with today’s interview is that it’s only down for 5 and not 15 minutes, hence meaning Dom will only get 2-3 minutes with Halle before the big armed wind up woman starts winding him up frantically. Chris said it was Andrew Marr. More like Andrea Marr. Questions for Halle anyway, remember unrelated to the film is always good:
QUESTIONS FOR HALLE:>>>>
*Have you ever had a Munch Bunch yoghurt or a Le *Crunch* Bunch Apple? (French Golden Delicious)
*Have you ever killed a wasp while having a pub lunch by slapping the wasp against the window with a menu?
*With today’s much publicised changing of The Kit Kat slogan in mind, do you prefer the name “Starburst” or “Opal Fruits”?
*Meccano or lego?
*Will is tall. Could you love him?
*Have you ever changed a tyre on the M11?
*As Catwoman did you ever cough up a hairball and lick your own bottom?
*Do you like cats in real life?
*Do you bury your own poo in your garden?
*Will you land on your feet if we drop you out of a window?
*How does it feel to have a comet named after you?
*Dave wants to know if you’re a celebrity Evertonian as your mum is from Liverpool. Can you confirm this? If so could you perhaps aid the clubs financial problems?
*Do you know that if you married Nicky Butt, you’d be Halle Butt? (geddit?)
*Do you know that if you married Jim Davidson, you’d be Halle Davidson? (geddit?...forget that though as Jim Davidson’s a tw@t)
*Chris is gonna be in the movie Wimbledon. Can you be his date for the premiere?
- Chris said the results of this interview would be played on Thursday, although today’s Mini Moyles (for that see below) suggests otherwise. Chris said it’s only a matter of time before him and Halle are working together anyway.
BB ALED, NEW JINGLES AND A ROUND UP OF OTHER RANDOM CRAP TODAY:>>>>
For the final week of Big Brother 5, BB Aled is seemingly back full time at 8:15 each day. Today he had the usual round up and also launched his straw text poll on who the Radio One audience want to win BB. Just text “Vote” then a space and the name of the housemate you want to win - Stuart, Dan, Shell, Jason or Nadia, then send it to 81199. You can also e-mail [url=mailto:[email protected]]mailto:[email protected][/url] with the person you want to win in the subject. The final results will be revealed later in the week, but Aled was appalled by the fact Jason was in the lead when the show went off the air @ ten. Chris reminded him that the show had twisted listeners who would just be voting for Jason cos Aled hates him. I think he’s fine, I don’t know what Jones is moaning about. Another person who is fine (but in a different way) is sexy Shell. Chris said she is so yummy and just an all round honey. Dave added that she is one of the few women in the world that Dave and Emma agree on. In other words he thinks she’s attractive and Emma doesn’t think she’s a horrible cow. In fact Dave is tipping Shell to win although she clearly won’t. Chris said Dan is good and Stuart a wet blanket, but thinks Nadia will win and deserves to. Like Dave I just find her irritating, although nowhere near as irritating as Chris’s impression of her - the original Portugeezer. It was mildly funny at first but boy did it wear off quick. On the first Monday of his two week break, Chris wrote a load of BB jingles for his return - leaving out a mention of Jason cos he thought he’d have been evicted by then. He also got ones recorded for Victor and Michelle, so thought seen as though it had cost him money...he might as well play one of them:
**”On Friday it’s the final, of this years Big Brother,
Had Craig and Kate and Cameron, it’s time to choose another,
Who will win and who will lose, it’s really up to you,
But as far as we’re concerned the winner has to be Michelle,
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”**
Today is Day 2 of the jingle singer challenge - where Chris gives them 30 minutes to make a jingle containing a random word. Today a huge debate kicked off about the meaning and pronunciation of “insolation”, which alongside “spatula” is one of Dominic Byrne’s favourite words. He said it was underused and not to be mistaken with “insulation”. He defined it as “exposure to solar radiation”. Hence the new jingle/audio image...
”We’ve been challenged by Chris Moyles to get in certain words,
That fit into this jingle, no matter how absurd,
So here’s the days new jingle word..(pause)..insolation,
Which roughly translated...is an exposure to solar radiation,
The Chris Moyles Show, Education For The Nation, National Radio One”
Quick round up of other stuff then - Greyhead is producing tomorrow until Rach returns on Thursday. He’s also found a brilliantly tacky instrumental version of Summertime by Jazzy Jeff to use with tomorrows guest Will Smith, almost tacky enough to rival that he found of Walking Away by Craig David a few years back. Chris, Dave and Aled are off to see iRobot this afternoon ahead of the big interview in the morning, which will be after 9 o’clock btw as Will doesn’t start work until after nine - that’s Smith not Kinder you understand (although some would argue..). Gettin' Jiggy Wit It by Will (number 3 in Feb 98) was today’s Buzz Off, ruined by Chris talking all over it and Aled’s high squeal muppet noises. It ran the full 3 mins 43, with 65% Buzz On on the text. Dave was first to buzz on 2:16, Will next on 2:58 and Aled third on 3:22. The best part of the show pre 9am was clearly the chat after the half 7 news about fare dodging. That was a story in the bulletin and Chris made Dom tell his story from earlier in the year about how he didn’t have time to buy a train ticket, got fined 20 quid...and then signed his first ever autograph for the ticket inspector. A nice touch. Juliette said bar a few mobile phone and speeding stops in the car, she’s never been in trouble with the police either (you can see it coming can’t you?). A story of radio folklore. The only member of The Chris Moyles Show team ever to have been arrested - Dave Vitty. For what? Technically he was banged up overnight for being drunk and disorderly, but another way of putting it would be that he was banged up for urinating against a shop window outside a kebab shop.
(Dom, Will & Jules laugh as Dave recounts story)
Chris - Beautiful. That’s lovely, morning if you’re tucking into your Coco Pops by the way...
(hits Razorlight vocal)
ONE FINAL NEW JINGLE TODAY:>>>>
**"Chris Moyles knows the biggest stars, he’s even met McFly,
He met them in the caf next door and can’t remember why,
Travis, Keane, The Darkness, David Beckham, Tony Blair,
He’s met just about everyone but he’s never met David Hasselhoff,
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”**
ANOTHER BRILLIANT CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
KAREN a tired lorry driver from Bicester 2
PETE a thick kitchen surveyor parked at Halfords in Hinckley 0
**Chris had more new Roy Walker sound bites to drop seamlessly into conversation today. They included “Good morning Chris, how are you?”, “I’m good thanks”, “That’s a nice shirt you’re wearing Mr Moyles”, “Oh go on if you must” and “I like that last record you played”. Chris said yeah the Natasha Bedingfield track is great and she is actually very hot. He suggested a Bedingfield double date, him with Natasha and Roy with Daniel...
Chris - How about it Roy?
Roy sound bite - Frankly, I’d rather stick a fork in my eye
(studio erupts with laughter, Will and Dave in particular)
Chris brilliantly repeated this clip after a “Radio One In Ibiza” trail, seamlessly into Twista & Sunshine. That’s the song sampling Bill Withers, and (yes) the Bill Withers game returned to the show at long last. Chris managed a creditable 15 seconds but Deadly Dave whooped his ass with a majestic 25 second “lovely daaaaayyyy” etc...**
Daves Tedious Link
Weezer Buddy Holly - Buddy Holly is now sadly dead and in that respect shares something in common with Isambard Kingdom Brunel - Isambard Kingdom Brunel was and still is a legendary name in the construction of bridges - Bridges first name Jeff starred in The Fabulous Baker Boys alongside Michelle Pfeiffer - The name “Pfeiffer” is a good example of a word that contains a silent P, a bit like the words “psychoanalysis” and “philip” - Philip is the husband of the Queen - Queen were led by their charismatic frontman Freddie Mercury - Mercury is an integral component in a thermometer - A thermometer can be used to measure body temperature when inserted into either the mouth or the bottom - Bottom the series starred Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson, who is married to Jennifer Saunders - Jennifer Saunders shares the same initials as Jerry Springer, who interestingly was also born in the UK, as was Robbie Williams - and Robbie Williams did of course sing the vocals on Everything Changes by Take That - Which links us to Take That and Everything Changes
BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS FLAW
*Philip does not and never has contained a silent P. Dave said yep he’d hold his hands up on that one...makes a change.
MINI MOYLES DAILY UPDATE:>>>>
*Will Smith will be live in the studio tomorrow (we know)
*We'll now be able to hear Halle Berry interview highlights tomorrow not Thursday apparently
*It’s Aled's birthday on Monday
*Dom and his wife Nic are getting quotes for flat roofing, they'll probably go with a local firm
*Dave's getting a new sofa that is scotch guarded on Thursday...fascinating.
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