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- Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:03 pm
#242001
1. Outkast - Hey Ya 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. David Guetta feat Chris Willis - Just A Little More Love, 3. Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved, 4. Eric Prydz - Call On Me, 5. BUZZ OFF - Erasure - Sometimes, 6. Jamelia - See It In A Boy’s Eyes 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Stereophonics - Have A Nice Day, 8. The 411 - Dumb, 9. The Hives - Hate To Say I Told You So (Live from The Leeds Festival - 28/08/04), 10. Shapeshifters - Lola's Theme 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. Natasha Bedingfield - These Words, 12. D12 - How Come, 13. The Darkness - Growing On Me (Live from The Leeds Festival - 28/08/04), 14. Justin Timberlake - Like I Love You 8:30 NEWSBEAT 15. Nelly - Hot In Herre, 16. Keane - Bedshaped, 17. Brian McFadden - Real To Me, 18. The Charlatans - One To Another (Tedious Link), 19. Scissor Sisters - Laura, 20. Estelle - Free 9:30 NEWSBEAT 21. Green Day - American Idiot, 22. Twista feat Anthony Hamilton - Sunshine
So after his nice long bank holiday weekend off, Chris returned to the airwaves in his usual understated fashion at five to seven this morning. Within the first minute of the show he had belched loudly, made reference to his testicles, potentially upset thousands of transsexuals - and slagged off Johnny Vaughan for good measure too. Better than a jingle and a record anyway. After Rachel tutted, Chris said that by belching instead of scratching his nads he is not alienating his female audience...and the Nadias of this world.
Moyles - Who is female in my eyes by the way trans gender people. Don’t complain..
Dave - Please! (Moyles laughs). Good morning Ofcom...(Rach laughs)
Moyles - Why are they all trans gender people?
Dave - I don’t know
Chris - Right OK
Nice to see Chris making friends with the authorities. Also for the third show in a row the studio was dogged by technical problems to begin with, this time as a small whining sound seemed to be coming from somewhere (not Rachel’s mouth). After numerous calls to engineer type people...Chris concluded that it was coming from his headphones. Or rather into his headphones. Or both. Needless to say it was sorted out and the team proceeded like true professionals *cough*. Chris took a dig at those pillocks in suits upstairs who don’t like him highlighting technical problems on the air. Dave said you just don’t get this sort of honesty on other breakfast shows, it’s refreshing.
Chris - Someones texted in and said “I’m really pleased I tuned into the first 15 minutes of the show - quality listening”...
(Chris and Dave laugh)
Fruity Chris seemed to have had a bit of sleep for a change, and to be fair the whole team was sounding fresh and up for it this morning. A team that included Juliette btw, who is now back from her month out in Athens at the Olympics. As promised she was back with presents - four silly (but traditional) Greek hats for Chris, Dave, Dom and Aled - and one Greek plaque for Rachel. Chris asked why Rach got a plaque and they didn’t. Jules said that was cos she thought Rach would like one...
Dom (laughing) - Well, that’s the on air story. The off air story is that Jules forgot to buy Aled a present!!
(Dave, Rach, Chris and Jules all laugh)
Chris said Aled wore his hat well actually, if not a little old fashioned. By looking at him in his pose Chris suddenly realised something he’s never noticed before - Aled has a bum face/arse chin. The laughs went up around the studio...
Dave - You’ve got chin cleavage..
Aled said he just had a spot on his chin, but Chris said no way - he has a bum face. And looked like some kind of page boy in his Greek hat...
Dom - Are these for midgets Jules?..I can’t get mine on
(Rach laughs loudly)
Chris (laughing) - Juliette I truly mean this when I say you really shouldn’t have bothered..
(Rach and Dave laugh)
Chris - Look at us. We look good...
Dom - Dave, yours is massive..
Aled - Dave you look stupid
Chris - Eh?
Aled - You look stupid
Dave - Yeah at least I’m not a bum face
Your Hit and Hat Station - BBC Radio 1. Chris and Dave were messing around with the hats long Rapunzel type tassel, this as they carried on a link about Paula Radcliffe.
Dom (interrupts Chris by laughing) - Dave is now making a moustache out of the tassel..
(Chris and Dave laugh)
Chris asked Jules what the Greek name for the hats was. She said she didn’t know, she only knows the word for “hello”. Dave asked what that was - “nanu-nanu” or summat...
(Chris and Dave laugh)
Chris - It’s mild xenophobia from Comedy Dave!
(Dave laughs)
Dom - Not mild..
(Chris looking like a fat puppet in his hat, up the page see Dave, Aled and Dom in theirs)
THE TEAM AT THE LEEDS FESTIVAL: TALES FROM THE WEEKEND>>>
So the whole team stayed up in Leeds after Friday’s show for the weekends Leeds festival. Well, except Aled who went home to Wales. Oh and Rachel, who came back to London to DJ for 7 hours at her mates going away party (don’t ask). Oh and Dave as well - he went to the 2 Everton matches over the Bank Holiday. Anyway, a fun time was had by all. Dave did hang around longer than Dom & co, and him and Moyles even bumped into the hubba bubba girls again on Sunday night. Chris said to be fair there were hundreds of fit women there over the weekend. This one really cute girl he met in particular...
Chris - Seriously, if I’d have been better looking and thinner with a better body, I’d have been in there
Dave - Metaphorically...
(Rach chokes on her carrot - her, Chris and Dave laugh)
Moyles gave his usual generic “hello” to everyone he had promised mentions to over the weekend. He said he had simply lied to them by saying they would get all get namechecks, and did patronising impressions as well as calling them all “common”.
Chris - Anyway it was lovely to meet you all..
(Dave and Jules laugh)
Chris did give a special mention though to all those listening that hurled bottles and abuse at The Rasmus on stage in Reading on Friday:
Dave - ...and mud apparently
Chris - No they weren’t playing Dave (laughs)
Dave - no no no no, what I mean..
Chris (interrupting) - Tiger Feet?
Dave - ...is that they threw mud at The Rasmus
Chris - Oh right
Target. Chris’s musical highlights of the weekend at Leeds were Reel Big Fish, Supergrass (who he introduced on stage), The Libertines and The Hives. Their superb live version of Hate To Say I Told You So and The Darkness’s Growing On Me were the live tracks from the festival played on the show this morning (the former as picked by Chris). Tales from the weekend included that of Dave and Dom’s messy night out with Nemone, Chris’s messy night in with the Leeds Rhinos squad (sounds dodgy but wasn’t) - and the teams karaoke night at Chris’s local boozer on Saturday with Mr Mick Cohen...and Guy Cas on keyboards. Chris did Avenues & Alleyways and summat else, Dave murdered Angels by Robbie, and Dave’s wife Emma came out of the bog to sing backing vocals on Together In Electric Dreams by Giorgio Moroder and Phil Oakey. Beautiful. The team missed out on The Darkness and Graham Coxon for this btw (ah well life’s a bitch). Apparently demand on the text was too high for Chris to ignore, so Aled spent about an hour downloading an instrumental version of Angels from the net - which Dave then proceeded to perform over at the end of the show. Not as bad as you’d think actually, especially with the echo going into the chorus.
MEET DAIRYLEE - AND JO WHILEY POPS IN FOR A CHAT:>>>
So as Chris and Dave stood around some kind of hippy bonfire at the back of the field watching Morrissey on Sunday night...they came up with a great idea for a cartoon character. Keeping well away from the soap dodgers burning falafels, they decided that Morris Lee would be a good cartoon character - some kind of quiffy Mancunian karate expert. In fact a long lost cousin of Dom’s latest Radio 2 creation Ken Bruce Lee. Somehow this idea combined with Chris’s throwaway comment about the team starting up a band, and low and behold the title of “Dairy Lee” came to mind. A seven member group consisting of the following:
- Portlee (Chris), Rapper Ice Lee (Dave), Rusty Lee (Rachel), Sammy Lee/Uglee (Dom), Drunk and disorderlee (Jules), Big Willee (erm Will) and Juliee (Aled). Lovely. Chris said they should get Daves bus driving cousin from Liverpool to lend them his bus, and then they could tour up and down the UK performing at festivals such as Leeds, Reading and V. Or even the next One Big Weekend, which is announced tomorrow. Chris said if they do play Leeds next year, they obviously won’t headline - but will still be a major attraction on one of the minor stages.
Rachel - What the comedy stage?
Dave - No
What came next was by far the funniest bit of the show today. After the 8 o’clock news Chris stuck on a looped instrumental bed of GLC and Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do...and then started to freestyle. He brought in his main men Ice Lee and Uglee to help out, with hilarious consequences. I think Jules was close to wetting herself. Please Listen Again to it if you can, it’s well worth it.
DAVES RAP AS ICE LEE:>>> -
“Yo, it’s nice to see a big crowd,
We hope our music isn’t too loud,
We’re here on the great big stage,
We’re gonna have a huge rave,
Get down funky brother,
And dance with your mother,
We’re here top of the bill,
That’s right, here’s Producer Will”
DOMS RAP AS UGLEE:>>> (in a Shaggy/Sean Paul accent) -
“Well my name is Uglee and I is not best looking,
But never you mind or else I’ll give you a big kicking,
I wannabe Sammy Lee, I’m a Liverpool fan,
But for now I pass on to Dave me main man...808 in a state innit"
Chris’s bit on the side Jo Whiley popped in at 9:20 to discuss the weekend in Leeds, saying her highlight was GLC playing live on her Saturday Show. Chris said that’s all well and good but GLC are yesterday’s news now. Today it’s all about Dairylee...
Dave - Have you heard of Dairylee?
Jo - No I haven’t actually. What is it, tell me Dave..
Dave - Well they’re making big waves in the indie scene at the moment Jo
(Jo laughs)
Chris said no doubt they’d be on today’s trail...and probably in her Live Lounge this time next year as well. I would think it’s a certainty. Jo’s also returned the favour (as Chris took her out to Mojo in Leeds on Thursday) - and has invited him to Maida Vale on Friday to be her very special guest when one of his favourite bands The Thrills play live in session for her show. Chris gleefully accepted, but was less pleased when Jo invited Dave too.
SECRET STUDENT, THE TEN HOUR TAKEOVER AND BUZZ OFF:>>>>
(08700 100 100 Option 3 remember...)
A fairly unremarkable bunch of Secret Student contenders today - a 34C blonde who said summat about being arrested, a guy from the east of England who loves “fun loving guys and fun loving girls” (good mornin’) and a backpacking medicine student who’s just come back from Australia and South America. Chris stopped the clip and said she seems nice enough, but he just hates backpackers. Purely out of jealousy, but he just can’t stand their stupid pictures, friends and travelling stories. Dave agreed:
Dave - They’re a burden on society Rachel
Rach (laughs) - No they’re not
Chris and Dave both praised yesterdays ten hour takeover with Scott and JK and Joel, which Chris referred to as one big Buzz Off. But it was good surely? Dave said he enjoyed it as he drove back down the M6 from the Man U - Everton match at Old Trafford. The kick off was noon and he sat in the United end, coming away happy in the end though as Everton got a goalless draw. Chris listened to the game with Alan Green and Lawro on Five Live. As did I actually (in parts anyway). Always a good listen when those two are on the same commentary team. Dave got back home to London after 8pm so heard the start of Lamacq’s show too, and it was hilarious when Chris impersonated his and Scott’s contrasting styles. *loverly knockers*. Chris said hello to Mills if he was listening, although admitting that he’d no doubt be in bed after hitting the pub last night. I mentioned this on the boards but I only tuned in to the takeover at 7 last night...and Scott was sounding completely knackered. Made it funnier though. You can see endless photos, text messages and playlists from yesterday’s takeover here @ Radio One ONLINE. Plus you can listen again to every single hour of the takeover (I dunno how long for), so here are the relevant links (and please click on at least one out of sympathy as it took me feckin ages to sort these out):
1000-1100 - Highlights: House Of Pain, Blur and Motorhead
1100-1200 - Highlights: Coolio, Ray Parker Junior and Baby D
1200-1300 - Highlights: Underworld, Green Day and Classic Tony Christie!!
1300-1400 - Highlights: Alison Limerick, Salt-N-Pepa and Michael Jackson
1400-1500 - Highlights: Van Halen, Bon Jovi and Foo Fighters
1500-1600 - Highlights: U2, MC Hammer and David Brent
1600-1700 - Highlights: Queen, Nancy Sinatra and (of course) the mighty Stone Roses
1700-1800 - Highlights: Fleetwood Mac, Vanilla Ice and the Carpark Catchphrase Theme
1800-1900 - Highlights: Snap, Dr Dre and Phoebe Buffay
1900-2000 - Highlights: The Doobie Brothers, The Fugees and Nirvana
(Scott in his free Sneak magazine sunglasses yesterday)
Chris’s Buzz Off tune this morning wasn’t a song used on the takeover - it was Sometimes by Erasure, number 2 back in October 86. The listeners voted 61% Buzz On, Dave was first to buzz on 2:57, Rach next on 3:20 and Aled last (5 seconds before the end) on 3:25. With the takeover now out of the way, most of the music was back to normal this morning (why the f*ck are they still playing Hot In Herre by Nelly?)...although I think a special mention should go to Estelle’s new single Free, which I thought was brilliant. And I’m not taking the piss either btw.
TEAM FOOTY ROUND UP: WEEK 4>>>
Chris - Leeds lost 2-0 at Sheffield United on Sunday in The Coca Cola Championship
Dave - Everton beat West Brom 2-1 on Saturday and drew 0-0 at Manchester United yesterday, both in The Barclays Premiership
Dom - Liverpool lost 1-0 to Bolton on Sunday in The Barclays Premiership
Jules - Port Vale beat Bristol City 3-0 on Saturday in Coca Cola League 1
Rachel - Kidderminster lost 2-0 at home to Wycombe on Saturday, and then got thrashed 4-0 by Bury in Coca Cola League 2 yesterday. (And Kiddy really were truly dreadful - we should have won by six or seven..)
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
SIMON an exciting locksmith from Deal in Kent 2
STEVE an even more exciting van driver from Haywards Heath 1
Daves Tedious Link
The Prodigy No Good (Start The Dance) - The Prodigy are from the English county of Essex, as is Denise Van Outen - Denise Van Outen is of Dutch ancestry, as is bonafide horse faced Dutchman Ruud Van Nistelrooy - Ruud Van Nistelrooy plays for Manchester United - Manchester United were yesterday unable to penetrate a resilient Everton defence and had to settle for a point against the mighty Toffees - Toffees come in wrappers - Rappers kill people, not guns - Guns ‘N’ Roses guitarist Slash isn’t actually called Slash and was born in Stoke-On-Trent as Saul Hudson - Hudson Hawk was a 1991 film starring Bruce Willis, whose filmography also includes The Sixth Sense - The Sixth Sense is a good example of a film that’s resulted in me falling asleep in a cinema, and in that respect shares something in common with iRobot - The word “robot” shares many of the same letters as “rabbit” - The plural of rabbit is rabbits, which are indigenous to the United Kingdom and can be found living wild in places like Devon, Yorkshire and Cheshire - and Cheshire or more precisely Northwich, is home of Tim Burgess of The Charlatans - Which links us to The Charlatans and One To Another
FLAW
*Rabbits are not really indigenous to the UK as they were brought over by either the Normans or the Romans (so say the texters anyway)
TOMORROW @ 8:15:>>>>
The next One Big Weekend venue and line up is announced by Moyles. Be listening.
NO MINI MOYLES UPDATE TODAY:>>>
Again I’m not sure why. If you got an update today then please copy and paste it into an e-mail and send it over to me @ [url=mailto:[email protected]]mailto:[email protected][/url]. Cheers.
<A HREF="http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~chris/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=8354">> Monday 31st August 2004 - What Did You Think Of This Show/Review? Tell Us Here! <</A>
So after his nice long bank holiday weekend off, Chris returned to the airwaves in his usual understated fashion at five to seven this morning. Within the first minute of the show he had belched loudly, made reference to his testicles, potentially upset thousands of transsexuals - and slagged off Johnny Vaughan for good measure too. Better than a jingle and a record anyway. After Rachel tutted, Chris said that by belching instead of scratching his nads he is not alienating his female audience...and the Nadias of this world.
Moyles - Who is female in my eyes by the way trans gender people. Don’t complain..
Dave - Please! (Moyles laughs). Good morning Ofcom...(Rach laughs)
Moyles - Why are they all trans gender people?
Dave - I don’t know
Chris - Right OK
Nice to see Chris making friends with the authorities. Also for the third show in a row the studio was dogged by technical problems to begin with, this time as a small whining sound seemed to be coming from somewhere (not Rachel’s mouth). After numerous calls to engineer type people...Chris concluded that it was coming from his headphones. Or rather into his headphones. Or both. Needless to say it was sorted out and the team proceeded like true professionals *cough*. Chris took a dig at those pillocks in suits upstairs who don’t like him highlighting technical problems on the air. Dave said you just don’t get this sort of honesty on other breakfast shows, it’s refreshing.
Chris - Someones texted in and said “I’m really pleased I tuned into the first 15 minutes of the show - quality listening”...
(Chris and Dave laugh)
Fruity Chris seemed to have had a bit of sleep for a change, and to be fair the whole team was sounding fresh and up for it this morning. A team that included Juliette btw, who is now back from her month out in Athens at the Olympics. As promised she was back with presents - four silly (but traditional) Greek hats for Chris, Dave, Dom and Aled - and one Greek plaque for Rachel. Chris asked why Rach got a plaque and they didn’t. Jules said that was cos she thought Rach would like one...
Dom (laughing) - Well, that’s the on air story. The off air story is that Jules forgot to buy Aled a present!!
(Dave, Rach, Chris and Jules all laugh)
Chris said Aled wore his hat well actually, if not a little old fashioned. By looking at him in his pose Chris suddenly realised something he’s never noticed before - Aled has a bum face/arse chin. The laughs went up around the studio...
Dave - You’ve got chin cleavage..
Aled said he just had a spot on his chin, but Chris said no way - he has a bum face. And looked like some kind of page boy in his Greek hat...
Dom - Are these for midgets Jules?..I can’t get mine on
(Rach laughs loudly)
Chris (laughing) - Juliette I truly mean this when I say you really shouldn’t have bothered..
(Rach and Dave laugh)
Chris - Look at us. We look good...
Dom - Dave, yours is massive..
Aled - Dave you look stupid
Chris - Eh?
Aled - You look stupid
Dave - Yeah at least I’m not a bum face
Your Hit and Hat Station - BBC Radio 1. Chris and Dave were messing around with the hats long Rapunzel type tassel, this as they carried on a link about Paula Radcliffe.
Dom (interrupts Chris by laughing) - Dave is now making a moustache out of the tassel..
(Chris and Dave laugh)
Chris asked Jules what the Greek name for the hats was. She said she didn’t know, she only knows the word for “hello”. Dave asked what that was - “nanu-nanu” or summat...
(Chris and Dave laugh)
Chris - It’s mild xenophobia from Comedy Dave!
(Dave laughs)
Dom - Not mild..
(Chris looking like a fat puppet in his hat, up the page see Dave, Aled and Dom in theirs)
THE TEAM AT THE LEEDS FESTIVAL: TALES FROM THE WEEKEND>>>
So the whole team stayed up in Leeds after Friday’s show for the weekends Leeds festival. Well, except Aled who went home to Wales. Oh and Rachel, who came back to London to DJ for 7 hours at her mates going away party (don’t ask). Oh and Dave as well - he went to the 2 Everton matches over the Bank Holiday. Anyway, a fun time was had by all. Dave did hang around longer than Dom & co, and him and Moyles even bumped into the hubba bubba girls again on Sunday night. Chris said to be fair there were hundreds of fit women there over the weekend. This one really cute girl he met in particular...
Chris - Seriously, if I’d have been better looking and thinner with a better body, I’d have been in there
Dave - Metaphorically...
(Rach chokes on her carrot - her, Chris and Dave laugh)
Moyles gave his usual generic “hello” to everyone he had promised mentions to over the weekend. He said he had simply lied to them by saying they would get all get namechecks, and did patronising impressions as well as calling them all “common”.
Chris - Anyway it was lovely to meet you all..
(Dave and Jules laugh)
Chris did give a special mention though to all those listening that hurled bottles and abuse at The Rasmus on stage in Reading on Friday:
Dave - ...and mud apparently
Chris - No they weren’t playing Dave (laughs)
Dave - no no no no, what I mean..
Chris (interrupting) - Tiger Feet?
Dave - ...is that they threw mud at The Rasmus
Chris - Oh right
Target. Chris’s musical highlights of the weekend at Leeds were Reel Big Fish, Supergrass (who he introduced on stage), The Libertines and The Hives. Their superb live version of Hate To Say I Told You So and The Darkness’s Growing On Me were the live tracks from the festival played on the show this morning (the former as picked by Chris). Tales from the weekend included that of Dave and Dom’s messy night out with Nemone, Chris’s messy night in with the Leeds Rhinos squad (sounds dodgy but wasn’t) - and the teams karaoke night at Chris’s local boozer on Saturday with Mr Mick Cohen...and Guy Cas on keyboards. Chris did Avenues & Alleyways and summat else, Dave murdered Angels by Robbie, and Dave’s wife Emma came out of the bog to sing backing vocals on Together In Electric Dreams by Giorgio Moroder and Phil Oakey. Beautiful. The team missed out on The Darkness and Graham Coxon for this btw (ah well life’s a bitch). Apparently demand on the text was too high for Chris to ignore, so Aled spent about an hour downloading an instrumental version of Angels from the net - which Dave then proceeded to perform over at the end of the show. Not as bad as you’d think actually, especially with the echo going into the chorus.
MEET DAIRYLEE - AND JO WHILEY POPS IN FOR A CHAT:>>>
So as Chris and Dave stood around some kind of hippy bonfire at the back of the field watching Morrissey on Sunday night...they came up with a great idea for a cartoon character. Keeping well away from the soap dodgers burning falafels, they decided that Morris Lee would be a good cartoon character - some kind of quiffy Mancunian karate expert. In fact a long lost cousin of Dom’s latest Radio 2 creation Ken Bruce Lee. Somehow this idea combined with Chris’s throwaway comment about the team starting up a band, and low and behold the title of “Dairy Lee” came to mind. A seven member group consisting of the following:
- Portlee (Chris), Rapper Ice Lee (Dave), Rusty Lee (Rachel), Sammy Lee/Uglee (Dom), Drunk and disorderlee (Jules), Big Willee (erm Will) and Juliee (Aled). Lovely. Chris said they should get Daves bus driving cousin from Liverpool to lend them his bus, and then they could tour up and down the UK performing at festivals such as Leeds, Reading and V. Or even the next One Big Weekend, which is announced tomorrow. Chris said if they do play Leeds next year, they obviously won’t headline - but will still be a major attraction on one of the minor stages.
Rachel - What the comedy stage?
Dave - No
What came next was by far the funniest bit of the show today. After the 8 o’clock news Chris stuck on a looped instrumental bed of GLC and Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do...and then started to freestyle. He brought in his main men Ice Lee and Uglee to help out, with hilarious consequences. I think Jules was close to wetting herself. Please Listen Again to it if you can, it’s well worth it.
DAVES RAP AS ICE LEE:>>> -
“Yo, it’s nice to see a big crowd,
We hope our music isn’t too loud,
We’re here on the great big stage,
We’re gonna have a huge rave,
Get down funky brother,
And dance with your mother,
We’re here top of the bill,
That’s right, here’s Producer Will”
DOMS RAP AS UGLEE:>>> (in a Shaggy/Sean Paul accent) -
“Well my name is Uglee and I is not best looking,
But never you mind or else I’ll give you a big kicking,
I wannabe Sammy Lee, I’m a Liverpool fan,
But for now I pass on to Dave me main man...808 in a state innit"
Chris’s bit on the side Jo Whiley popped in at 9:20 to discuss the weekend in Leeds, saying her highlight was GLC playing live on her Saturday Show. Chris said that’s all well and good but GLC are yesterday’s news now. Today it’s all about Dairylee...
Dave - Have you heard of Dairylee?
Jo - No I haven’t actually. What is it, tell me Dave..
Dave - Well they’re making big waves in the indie scene at the moment Jo
(Jo laughs)
Chris said no doubt they’d be on today’s trail...and probably in her Live Lounge this time next year as well. I would think it’s a certainty. Jo’s also returned the favour (as Chris took her out to Mojo in Leeds on Thursday) - and has invited him to Maida Vale on Friday to be her very special guest when one of his favourite bands The Thrills play live in session for her show. Chris gleefully accepted, but was less pleased when Jo invited Dave too.
SECRET STUDENT, THE TEN HOUR TAKEOVER AND BUZZ OFF:>>>>
(08700 100 100 Option 3 remember...)
A fairly unremarkable bunch of Secret Student contenders today - a 34C blonde who said summat about being arrested, a guy from the east of England who loves “fun loving guys and fun loving girls” (good mornin’) and a backpacking medicine student who’s just come back from Australia and South America. Chris stopped the clip and said she seems nice enough, but he just hates backpackers. Purely out of jealousy, but he just can’t stand their stupid pictures, friends and travelling stories. Dave agreed:
Dave - They’re a burden on society Rachel
Rach (laughs) - No they’re not
Chris and Dave both praised yesterdays ten hour takeover with Scott and JK and Joel, which Chris referred to as one big Buzz Off. But it was good surely? Dave said he enjoyed it as he drove back down the M6 from the Man U - Everton match at Old Trafford. The kick off was noon and he sat in the United end, coming away happy in the end though as Everton got a goalless draw. Chris listened to the game with Alan Green and Lawro on Five Live. As did I actually (in parts anyway). Always a good listen when those two are on the same commentary team. Dave got back home to London after 8pm so heard the start of Lamacq’s show too, and it was hilarious when Chris impersonated his and Scott’s contrasting styles. *loverly knockers*. Chris said hello to Mills if he was listening, although admitting that he’d no doubt be in bed after hitting the pub last night. I mentioned this on the boards but I only tuned in to the takeover at 7 last night...and Scott was sounding completely knackered. Made it funnier though. You can see endless photos, text messages and playlists from yesterday’s takeover here @ Radio One ONLINE. Plus you can listen again to every single hour of the takeover (I dunno how long for), so here are the relevant links (and please click on at least one out of sympathy as it took me feckin ages to sort these out):
1000-1100 - Highlights: House Of Pain, Blur and Motorhead
1100-1200 - Highlights: Coolio, Ray Parker Junior and Baby D
1200-1300 - Highlights: Underworld, Green Day and Classic Tony Christie!!
1300-1400 - Highlights: Alison Limerick, Salt-N-Pepa and Michael Jackson
1400-1500 - Highlights: Van Halen, Bon Jovi and Foo Fighters
1500-1600 - Highlights: U2, MC Hammer and David Brent
1600-1700 - Highlights: Queen, Nancy Sinatra and (of course) the mighty Stone Roses
1700-1800 - Highlights: Fleetwood Mac, Vanilla Ice and the Carpark Catchphrase Theme
1800-1900 - Highlights: Snap, Dr Dre and Phoebe Buffay
1900-2000 - Highlights: The Doobie Brothers, The Fugees and Nirvana
(Scott in his free Sneak magazine sunglasses yesterday)
Chris’s Buzz Off tune this morning wasn’t a song used on the takeover - it was Sometimes by Erasure, number 2 back in October 86. The listeners voted 61% Buzz On, Dave was first to buzz on 2:57, Rach next on 3:20 and Aled last (5 seconds before the end) on 3:25. With the takeover now out of the way, most of the music was back to normal this morning (why the f*ck are they still playing Hot In Herre by Nelly?)...although I think a special mention should go to Estelle’s new single Free, which I thought was brilliant. And I’m not taking the piss either btw.
TEAM FOOTY ROUND UP: WEEK 4>>>
Chris - Leeds lost 2-0 at Sheffield United on Sunday in The Coca Cola Championship
Dave - Everton beat West Brom 2-1 on Saturday and drew 0-0 at Manchester United yesterday, both in The Barclays Premiership
Dom - Liverpool lost 1-0 to Bolton on Sunday in The Barclays Premiership
Jules - Port Vale beat Bristol City 3-0 on Saturday in Coca Cola League 1
Rachel - Kidderminster lost 2-0 at home to Wycombe on Saturday, and then got thrashed 4-0 by Bury in Coca Cola League 2 yesterday. (And Kiddy really were truly dreadful - we should have won by six or seven..)
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
SIMON an exciting locksmith from Deal in Kent 2
STEVE an even more exciting van driver from Haywards Heath 1
Daves Tedious Link
The Prodigy No Good (Start The Dance) - The Prodigy are from the English county of Essex, as is Denise Van Outen - Denise Van Outen is of Dutch ancestry, as is bonafide horse faced Dutchman Ruud Van Nistelrooy - Ruud Van Nistelrooy plays for Manchester United - Manchester United were yesterday unable to penetrate a resilient Everton defence and had to settle for a point against the mighty Toffees - Toffees come in wrappers - Rappers kill people, not guns - Guns ‘N’ Roses guitarist Slash isn’t actually called Slash and was born in Stoke-On-Trent as Saul Hudson - Hudson Hawk was a 1991 film starring Bruce Willis, whose filmography also includes The Sixth Sense - The Sixth Sense is a good example of a film that’s resulted in me falling asleep in a cinema, and in that respect shares something in common with iRobot - The word “robot” shares many of the same letters as “rabbit” - The plural of rabbit is rabbits, which are indigenous to the United Kingdom and can be found living wild in places like Devon, Yorkshire and Cheshire - and Cheshire or more precisely Northwich, is home of Tim Burgess of The Charlatans - Which links us to The Charlatans and One To Another
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*Rabbits are not really indigenous to the UK as they were brought over by either the Normans or the Romans (so say the texters anyway)
TOMORROW @ 8:15:>>>>
The next One Big Weekend venue and line up is announced by Moyles. Be listening.
NO MINI MOYLES UPDATE TODAY:>>>
Again I’m not sure why. If you got an update today then please copy and paste it into an e-mail and send it over to me @ [url=mailto:[email protected]]mailto:[email protected][/url]. Cheers.
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