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- Fri Sep 10, 2004 6:16 pm
#242009
1. Jamelia - Superstar 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. The Thrills - Santa Cruz (You’re Not That Far), 3. Natasha Bedingfield - These Words, 4. goldielookinchain - Guns Don’t Kill People, Rappers Do, 5. BUZZ OFF - Shanice - I Love Your Smile, 6. N*E*R*D - She Wants To Move 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Destiny’s Child - Bootylicious, 8. Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved, 9. The Streets - Blinded By The Lights, 10. CHRIS MOYLES PARODY - The 411 - Dicky Tum 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. Jo Jo - Leave (Get Out), 12. Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood, 13. Green Day - American Idiot, 14. Nelly - Flap Your Wings, 15. Brian McFadden - Real To Me 8:30 NEWSBEAT 16. Eric Prydz - Call On Me, 17. Eve feat Gwen Stefani - Let Me Blow Ya Mind, 18. Shapeshifters - Lola’s Theme, 19. Damien Rice - Cannonball, 20. Faithless - Insomnia (Tedious Link), 21. Embrace - Gravity, 22. Eamon feat Ghostface - Love Them' 9:30 NEWSBEAT 23. The Music - Freedom Fighters, 24. Jay-Z - Change Clothes
It’s Friday 10th September - hurrah. That means just a week to go until the show comes live again from Pebble Mill in Birmingham (where there’ll be Radio 2 jingles for the Wogan/Ken Bruce segments - give it the full production y’know) - and there’s also now just a week and a day to go until One Big Weekend begins in said city. Now you may not have heard about this but OBW is basically a two day musical extravaganza being put on by those nice folks at Radio 1. Those same nice folks who then make their DJ’s bang on about it relentlessly for the next (what seems like) ten years. Unfortunately Chris is no exception - although needless to say he’ll be the only presenter calling management a bunch of “slimey slugs” on the air. That is unless that shock Whiley gets in on the act too. Chris said seriously - he just gets really peed off by repeating the same and same info again and again to people who already know about it.
Dave - But that said we enjoy doing it
(Aled and Chris laugh)
Chris said he also wants to put the head of the guy who voices those irritating OBW trails through a window too... despite the fact he isn’t a violent person generally..
Chris - Eat my fist punk!
Dave (laughs) - No thanks
Next weekends big highlight for the team isn’t seeing Razorlight, The Music, Fatboy Slim or whoever play live at One Big Weekend though - it’s their trip to Aggborough on Saturday afternoon to see Kiddy Harriers play Macclesfield. Everyone is going - yes even Aled - who said he’ll try his best to not look bored. Chris said no offence to Kiddy (who are going down this season btw), but if Aled gets bored at England versus Portugal, what hope is there for him at Kidderminster v Macclesfield?
Rach - Well there’s steam trains that go past the bottom of the ground so you can watch out for them
Chris (laughs) - Oh there you go!
Aled - Brilliant
Chris was inquiring about the different types of pie available at half time when Rach suggested she show them around Kidderminster afterwards. Chris said great, back in the car after the football at 5 - then Rach showing them round Kiddy, and then back in the car again at quarter past five... jobs a gooden. With the team discussing their drinking plans for Birmingham and their forthcoming nights out there, the obligatory discussion about them going to Peppermint Hippo came up again:
Dave (to Chris) - You’re obsessed with lap dancing you..
Chris said he isn’t - he just likes the idea of some Brummie slapper coming up to Aled and going “do you like my body?”, with him replying “yeah but I love those earrings!”. Aled said it sounds good, and vowed to go if Rach would. She said there was no way on earth that she will be going to Peppermint Hippo - not even if Aled offered to buy her a drink and Chris offered to buy her a dance.
(She wasn’t having any of it..)
That’s all next weekend, but the team first discussed their plans for this weekend. Chris is off to the theatre of disasters tomorrow (Elland Road) to see Leeds play Coventry. He’s not been back home in a couple of weeks and not been to a Leeds game since Derby back on the opening day. So basically he’s looking forward to it. Dom is on a Newsbeat away day all day tomorrow, but can’t say where for the risk of thousands of Newsbeat fans and autograph hunters going down there to meet their idols. Dom said he is looking forward to the away day, which he thinks will be “12 hours of news and fun”...
Chris - That’s funny cos you were saying to me the other night that you can’t stand them, think they’re a waste of time and they make you hang around with people that you don’t particularly like very much..
Dom - Absolute lie!! no no no there Chris, as you would say “back up there sparky”
(Chris and Jules laugh)
Not technically being an employee of Newsbeat, Jules has the day free and will instead be going up to Vale Park to see her first Port Vale home game of the season. They are playing Huddersfield, who she said they had one of their best ever games against years and years ago - which sent Stoke and Man City down in the process:
Jules - It was brilliant
(Chris and Dave laugh)
Dave is also off to the match this weekend. He’s coming up here to see Everton at City with Paul, while the wife gets her hair done. He said granted he would have gone the match if she was getting her hair done or not, but said it's better when she has something to do. They both have their own interests y'see - “the secret to a successful marriage”. He then caused a stir in the studio by adding that Emma badly needs her hair colouring, as her roots are coming through:
Chris (laughing) - She’ll love that
Rachel is actually going back to the aforementioned Kiddy this weekend - “to spend some quality time with friends” (she’ll be down the boozer in other words)...
Chris - You should get your roots done like Daves missus
Rach - I don’t need my roots doing. My hairs naturally blonde..
Chris (laughs) - There you go
Rach - Oh that didn’t mean anything there Emma! Your hair always looks beautiful..
Dom - Yeah that didn’t come out well Rach
(Jules laughs)
FEARNE, REGGIE AND YET ANOTHER NEW PARODY:
(TOTP Online - http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp)
So now that Tim Kash has finally been given the boot from Top Of The Pops, Fearne Cotton (knees up muvva braaan) and Reggie Yates (er.. knees up muvva braaan) have been installed as the shows regular presenters. They were voicing today’s regular Friday TOTP trail too - and Dave said he had to admit that he’d never heard of Reggie Yates before. He’s that guy from Smile and other such kids programmes don’t y’know. Dave said anyway, “Reggie Yates” has to be the best showbiz name in a long long time. Chris was more keen to concentrate on Cotton - who he said is lovely, hot, cute, a babe and yummy with a capital Y (this is Fearne not Dot Cotton btw - thank god). I think she’s fit but do find her patronising and mildly irritating, which I think goes for a lot of people. Chris said she’s hot, the kids love her and she’s target - or in other words “get her booked on the show Rachel”.
Dave - Tick that box
Chris said he thinks Fearne and him would get along well, adding that she’d need to stop hanging around with all the young boy bands though if she was going out with him. He said she needs a (very) big man to guide her through the showbiz world..
(*Plays in the Our Tune sad music*)
Chris - Hello Fearne my darlin’. Radio 1’s Chris Moyles speaking..
Dave - This’ll scare her
Chris - Shut up
Dave - It’d scare me if I was a girl
(Fearne - bless her cotton socks *cue tumbleweed*...)
Chris (over Damien Rice: Cannonball intro) - Fearne if you’re listening, this one goes out to you from me..
Dave - Fern Britton that is
Chris - ... and Reggie if you’re listening, this one goes out to you from Dave
(vocals come in)
Chris - Fearne Cotton by the way, Cotton
Dave - Not Britton
Chris - and Reggie Yates, not Kray
(Dave laughs)
I was saying it yesterday but it really is parody central on the Moyles Show at the minute. Dave’s latest creation is a parody of The 411’s Dumb... based entirely on someone having a bad curry and needing to get to the loo. Uh huh, high brow. That said - probably the best one Chris has done this year (although I must confess to really liking that Sophie Ellis Bextor one he did back in January). The lyrics by Dave were of Ivor Novello standard - that is if you were comparing them to Mike *stop off for chips and drinks* Skinner. Chris favourite lyric was Dave referring to the bog as a “porcelain throne”. Lyrics courtesy of moi will be transcribed in full soon (and then subsequently added to the site by the gaffer Harris) - but for now here’s a taster people:
(Chorus)
Bad chicken tikka, I’ve got a dicky tum, cos I need to go the loo and I’m gonna have to run,
Gotta run now, gotta go, gotta get home cos my bums about to explode,
Oh bad chicken tikka, I’ve got a dicky tum, cos I need to go the loo and I’m gonna have to run,
Gotta run now, gotta go, gotta get home cos my bums about to explode..
SPOT THE DIFFERENCES RETURNS (JOY) - PLUS MORE FOOTBALL STUFF:>>>
Officially the worst competition on radio proudly returned to The Chris Moyles Show this morning - Spot The Difference...s. Aston Villa fan Ollie correctly identified the three sound effects played over the second commentary clip from Villa v Newcastle - to win a pair of tickets to their match with Chelsea at Villa Park tomorrow. If you’re interested (then firstly god help you) but the three sound effects were of a jaguar, a Doberman and a jigsaw (allegedly). Another football competition currently running (sort of) on the show is one online to win tickets to the Man United - Liverpool match on Monday 20th September at Old Trafford. It’s a totally originally idea called “spot the ball”. Genius. Basically the prize is for one United fan and one Liverpool fan to take on each other in a penalty shoot out at half time during the match. It’s three pens against an academy keeper, and there will be full commentary from the Man U tannoy guy (who is dead camp and does a weird Irish type music show on BBC GMR). Each fan will also receive 2 tickets in their respective ends, and a replica shirt too. A top prize - and to win you just need to spot the ball... and then take part in the on air final on Thursday. Grid references and how to enter are on the full pic and link below - oh and the pic is of Chris and Dave playing football btw...
(See the full info here and the full picture with grids here - beware it’s 143KB)
Other football based topics of conversation this morning included the issue of supporting your local club - which should be a written rule but nevertheless touched a few nerves. Daves team would be Hong Kong Hotspur or whoever for a start. A text also came in from someone called Zac, promising to walk through Manchester with “I Love Comedy Dave” on his buttocks if Everton beat City tomorrow. A good text to save for next week me thinks. Also discussed today was Brian McFadden’s line about raising up his finger and watching TV, this in his new single Real To Me:
Chris - The weird thing is he’s obviously a Leeds fan, cos often when I watch Leeds I’ve got a finger up in the air..
Dave - mmm
Chris - ... sometimes two
N*E*R*D, JACK BAIN AS KIRSTEN DUNST - AND DOMBOT RETURNS:>>>
Other stuff this morning included Chris slagging off both the Streets (as usual), and also today - N*E*R*D. He said him, Sophie and her mates left the Scissor Sisters early at the V Festival just to go and see that tripe. Chris got bored after 4 songs and went off to the bar. He did say though that he does like a couple of tracks of theirs - She Wants To Move (which he played today) - and another one he couldn’t remember the name of. He asked Rach what it was called:
Rach - Lapdance?
Chris - No thanks Rachel I’m working..
(Dom, Dave and Jules laugh)
Chris - ... besides you’re really not my type
I presume it was "Maybe" btw. Also this morning - snippets of a pretty good S Club 7 Don’t Stop Moving cover by The Beautiful South, a link to women all about the benefits of the “pushing and lifting” method, plus a real summery Buzz Off tune that Chris said Dave would hate - Shanice and I Love Your Smile (number 2 back in February 1992).
Dave - I don’t hate it, I just find it mildly irritating
Stating the unnecessary sax solo and the fact it always reminds him of Steve Wright as the main two reasons. Rachel was first to buzz on 1:32, Dave next on 1:46, the listeners third on 2:18, and Aled last on 3:36. Other brief mentions this morning must go to Dom and Jack Bain for trying to disguise a random interview clip of Kirsten Dunst into making it sound like she was talking about Chris. Jack voiced the high pitched “Chris” bits which were edited in, in place of presumably Tobey Maguire. Dom said in retrospect it sounded a lot better at 5am when they made it. Also back today was the shows Dombot (ruuubish weather) - and a few questions regarding whether or not those Caribbean hurricanes will be heading our way. Chris tried to create the forecast with the Dombot, but said he didn’t have “hurricanes” - only “tornados”.
Aled - What’s the difference between a tornado and a hurricane?
Dom - Well that’s a great question there Al, and one I can’t answer..
(Chris and Aled laugh)
*Dombot Link - http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles ... ms_weather
A YORKSHIRE DERBY ON CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
CHRIS a fence erector (good mornin) from Castleford 2
DANNY a bit of an all round mentalist from Batley 1
This game of CPC can’t go without any special comment, as to quote Roy Walker himself: “How did these two get through?”... (especially Danny).
Moyles (responding to Danny) - Aled, you’re struggling. Can you understand anything he’s saying?
Aled - Not much
Moyles - Right OK (laughs)
Dave - He’s from the north of England Aled
Aled (laughs) - Right
Danny - Aled can’t say nowt the way they speak!!
Aled - OK! (Moyles laughs)
Danny (impersonating the Welsh) - Hiya, innit, bore da...
Dom - Again, bringing the whole of the UK slightly closer together
Moyles - “The way they speak”, I love that...
Moyles - Seriously Danny, what’s wrong with you?
Danny - I don’t know where to start mate
Moyles - Are you a single man by any chance?
Dave - Recently yeah. Does that explain a lot?
Moyles - Er yes it does actually..
Danny - Can you help me out then?
Moyles - Well I’m really not that way inclined my darling..
(Moyles and Caller Chris laugh)
Danny - Hey I wasn’t insinuating that, and if I was you wouldn’t be my type, let’s put it that way...
(Dom, Dave and Moyles laugh loudly)
*With the score 1-0 to Danny*
Moyles - Chris, seriously Chris, you’ve gotta beat Danny now..
Caller Chris - I’m coming, I’m coming!
Moyles - I’m sorry to hear that
Danny (delayed reaction) - ha ha! That’s what your lass said last night..
Chris - Oh no, good lord - seriously, I’m so pleased it’s Friday
Dave - High brow
Roy Walker Clip - You’re both back in play... (etc etc).
Daves Tickedy Boo Tedious Link
Cast Walkaway - Cast’s beautiful Walkaway was horrifically butchered a couple of years ago in an advert for a well known Swedish retailer of self assembly furniture - “Furniture” is a word that encompasses everything from tables to chairs - Tables and chairs have legs, as do elephants and tigers - Tigers are now an endangered species as a result of over hunting, and need to be protected to prevent them from becoming extinct like the dodo - The word “dodo” shares many of the same letters as “Dido” - Dido had a big hit last year with White Flag - White flag means surrender while a red flag means no swimming - “Swimming” is a word associated with trunks, while trunks are associated with elephants, which never forget - Never Forget should have been the final single by Take That, but instead they signed off with a very limp wristed cover of How Deep Is Your Love by the Bee Gees - The Bee Gees topped the charts in 1978 with Night Fever - Night fever shouldn’t be mistaken for scarlet fever, which I had once and it wasn’t very nice, and made it difficult for me to sleep because I was so itchy and stuff - and if you naturally have problems sleeping, it could be that medically you suffer from insomnia - Which links us to Faithless and Insomnia
MINI MOYLES UPDATE:>>> (muchos gracias to Tipsy Dipsy)
- On Monday’s show Chris will be launching the One Big Weekend ticket giveaway
- Plus Mini Moyles will also be giving away the first of his guest tickets! (joy)
- Also being announced is the next date for The Chris Moyles Team Book Signing (god... where could that be? *cough* Birmingham *cough*)
- As we know, Chris is going back to Leeds for the match this weekend
- Dave is getting his cars MOT done and then heading up north too (again as we know)
- Aled is having a drinks function at his new place, although he didn't invite any of the team!! (the bitch)
- Rach is going back to the mothership of Kidderminster over the weekend
WEEK HIGHLIGHTS:
SHOW OF THE WEEK: Tuesday
MOMENTS OF THE WEEK: (From Monday) - First half hour, The Beatles on Buzz Off and and Comedy Dave’s Slash Surprise, (From Tuesday) - All the Aled hair stuff, Wimbledon chat and trailer, plus the greatest half time in the world ever, (From Wednesday) - GQ stories, When Dom met Dickie and Paul, Madonna on Tedious Link, plus Longman’s genius competition idea at 9:30, (From Thursday) - Dom’s hair experiment goes wrong and Terry and Ken at 9:20, (Plus From Today) - First half hour, 411 Parody, Fearne and Reggie stuff, and of course... Carpark Catchphrase.
Remember you can always hear any of the weeks shows again on Listen Again by following the links from Chris’s Radio 1 mini site @ bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles. I say this every week to try and get in their good books - they love me at that place (I nick their pictures etc..).
<A HREF="http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~chris/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=8379">> Friday 10th September 04 - What Did You Think Of This Show/Review? Tell Us Here! <</A>
It’s Friday 10th September - hurrah. That means just a week to go until the show comes live again from Pebble Mill in Birmingham (where there’ll be Radio 2 jingles for the Wogan/Ken Bruce segments - give it the full production y’know) - and there’s also now just a week and a day to go until One Big Weekend begins in said city. Now you may not have heard about this but OBW is basically a two day musical extravaganza being put on by those nice folks at Radio 1. Those same nice folks who then make their DJ’s bang on about it relentlessly for the next (what seems like) ten years. Unfortunately Chris is no exception - although needless to say he’ll be the only presenter calling management a bunch of “slimey slugs” on the air. That is unless that shock Whiley gets in on the act too. Chris said seriously - he just gets really peed off by repeating the same and same info again and again to people who already know about it.
Dave - But that said we enjoy doing it
(Aled and Chris laugh)
Chris said he also wants to put the head of the guy who voices those irritating OBW trails through a window too... despite the fact he isn’t a violent person generally..
Chris - Eat my fist punk!
Dave (laughs) - No thanks
Next weekends big highlight for the team isn’t seeing Razorlight, The Music, Fatboy Slim or whoever play live at One Big Weekend though - it’s their trip to Aggborough on Saturday afternoon to see Kiddy Harriers play Macclesfield. Everyone is going - yes even Aled - who said he’ll try his best to not look bored. Chris said no offence to Kiddy (who are going down this season btw), but if Aled gets bored at England versus Portugal, what hope is there for him at Kidderminster v Macclesfield?
Rach - Well there’s steam trains that go past the bottom of the ground so you can watch out for them
Chris (laughs) - Oh there you go!
Aled - Brilliant
Chris was inquiring about the different types of pie available at half time when Rach suggested she show them around Kidderminster afterwards. Chris said great, back in the car after the football at 5 - then Rach showing them round Kiddy, and then back in the car again at quarter past five... jobs a gooden. With the team discussing their drinking plans for Birmingham and their forthcoming nights out there, the obligatory discussion about them going to Peppermint Hippo came up again:
Dave (to Chris) - You’re obsessed with lap dancing you..
Chris said he isn’t - he just likes the idea of some Brummie slapper coming up to Aled and going “do you like my body?”, with him replying “yeah but I love those earrings!”. Aled said it sounds good, and vowed to go if Rach would. She said there was no way on earth that she will be going to Peppermint Hippo - not even if Aled offered to buy her a drink and Chris offered to buy her a dance.
(She wasn’t having any of it..)
That’s all next weekend, but the team first discussed their plans for this weekend. Chris is off to the theatre of disasters tomorrow (Elland Road) to see Leeds play Coventry. He’s not been back home in a couple of weeks and not been to a Leeds game since Derby back on the opening day. So basically he’s looking forward to it. Dom is on a Newsbeat away day all day tomorrow, but can’t say where for the risk of thousands of Newsbeat fans and autograph hunters going down there to meet their idols. Dom said he is looking forward to the away day, which he thinks will be “12 hours of news and fun”...
Chris - That’s funny cos you were saying to me the other night that you can’t stand them, think they’re a waste of time and they make you hang around with people that you don’t particularly like very much..
Dom - Absolute lie!! no no no there Chris, as you would say “back up there sparky”
(Chris and Jules laugh)
Not technically being an employee of Newsbeat, Jules has the day free and will instead be going up to Vale Park to see her first Port Vale home game of the season. They are playing Huddersfield, who she said they had one of their best ever games against years and years ago - which sent Stoke and Man City down in the process:
Jules - It was brilliant
(Chris and Dave laugh)
Dave is also off to the match this weekend. He’s coming up here to see Everton at City with Paul, while the wife gets her hair done. He said granted he would have gone the match if she was getting her hair done or not, but said it's better when she has something to do. They both have their own interests y'see - “the secret to a successful marriage”. He then caused a stir in the studio by adding that Emma badly needs her hair colouring, as her roots are coming through:
Chris (laughing) - She’ll love that
Rachel is actually going back to the aforementioned Kiddy this weekend - “to spend some quality time with friends” (she’ll be down the boozer in other words)...
Chris - You should get your roots done like Daves missus
Rach - I don’t need my roots doing. My hairs naturally blonde..
Chris (laughs) - There you go
Rach - Oh that didn’t mean anything there Emma! Your hair always looks beautiful..
Dom - Yeah that didn’t come out well Rach
(Jules laughs)
FEARNE, REGGIE AND YET ANOTHER NEW PARODY:
(TOTP Online - http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp)
So now that Tim Kash has finally been given the boot from Top Of The Pops, Fearne Cotton (knees up muvva braaan) and Reggie Yates (er.. knees up muvva braaan) have been installed as the shows regular presenters. They were voicing today’s regular Friday TOTP trail too - and Dave said he had to admit that he’d never heard of Reggie Yates before. He’s that guy from Smile and other such kids programmes don’t y’know. Dave said anyway, “Reggie Yates” has to be the best showbiz name in a long long time. Chris was more keen to concentrate on Cotton - who he said is lovely, hot, cute, a babe and yummy with a capital Y (this is Fearne not Dot Cotton btw - thank god). I think she’s fit but do find her patronising and mildly irritating, which I think goes for a lot of people. Chris said she’s hot, the kids love her and she’s target - or in other words “get her booked on the show Rachel”.
Dave - Tick that box
Chris said he thinks Fearne and him would get along well, adding that she’d need to stop hanging around with all the young boy bands though if she was going out with him. He said she needs a (very) big man to guide her through the showbiz world..
(*Plays in the Our Tune sad music*)
Chris - Hello Fearne my darlin’. Radio 1’s Chris Moyles speaking..
Dave - This’ll scare her
Chris - Shut up
Dave - It’d scare me if I was a girl
(Fearne - bless her cotton socks *cue tumbleweed*...)
Chris (over Damien Rice: Cannonball intro) - Fearne if you’re listening, this one goes out to you from me..
Dave - Fern Britton that is
Chris - ... and Reggie if you’re listening, this one goes out to you from Dave
(vocals come in)
Chris - Fearne Cotton by the way, Cotton
Dave - Not Britton
Chris - and Reggie Yates, not Kray
(Dave laughs)
I was saying it yesterday but it really is parody central on the Moyles Show at the minute. Dave’s latest creation is a parody of The 411’s Dumb... based entirely on someone having a bad curry and needing to get to the loo. Uh huh, high brow. That said - probably the best one Chris has done this year (although I must confess to really liking that Sophie Ellis Bextor one he did back in January). The lyrics by Dave were of Ivor Novello standard - that is if you were comparing them to Mike *stop off for chips and drinks* Skinner. Chris favourite lyric was Dave referring to the bog as a “porcelain throne”. Lyrics courtesy of moi will be transcribed in full soon (and then subsequently added to the site by the gaffer Harris) - but for now here’s a taster people:
(Chorus)
Bad chicken tikka, I’ve got a dicky tum, cos I need to go the loo and I’m gonna have to run,
Gotta run now, gotta go, gotta get home cos my bums about to explode,
Oh bad chicken tikka, I’ve got a dicky tum, cos I need to go the loo and I’m gonna have to run,
Gotta run now, gotta go, gotta get home cos my bums about to explode..
SPOT THE DIFFERENCES RETURNS (JOY) - PLUS MORE FOOTBALL STUFF:>>>
Officially the worst competition on radio proudly returned to The Chris Moyles Show this morning - Spot The Difference...s. Aston Villa fan Ollie correctly identified the three sound effects played over the second commentary clip from Villa v Newcastle - to win a pair of tickets to their match with Chelsea at Villa Park tomorrow. If you’re interested (then firstly god help you) but the three sound effects were of a jaguar, a Doberman and a jigsaw (allegedly). Another football competition currently running (sort of) on the show is one online to win tickets to the Man United - Liverpool match on Monday 20th September at Old Trafford. It’s a totally originally idea called “spot the ball”. Genius. Basically the prize is for one United fan and one Liverpool fan to take on each other in a penalty shoot out at half time during the match. It’s three pens against an academy keeper, and there will be full commentary from the Man U tannoy guy (who is dead camp and does a weird Irish type music show on BBC GMR). Each fan will also receive 2 tickets in their respective ends, and a replica shirt too. A top prize - and to win you just need to spot the ball... and then take part in the on air final on Thursday. Grid references and how to enter are on the full pic and link below - oh and the pic is of Chris and Dave playing football btw...
(See the full info here and the full picture with grids here - beware it’s 143KB)
Other football based topics of conversation this morning included the issue of supporting your local club - which should be a written rule but nevertheless touched a few nerves. Daves team would be Hong Kong Hotspur or whoever for a start. A text also came in from someone called Zac, promising to walk through Manchester with “I Love Comedy Dave” on his buttocks if Everton beat City tomorrow. A good text to save for next week me thinks. Also discussed today was Brian McFadden’s line about raising up his finger and watching TV, this in his new single Real To Me:
Chris - The weird thing is he’s obviously a Leeds fan, cos often when I watch Leeds I’ve got a finger up in the air..
Dave - mmm
Chris - ... sometimes two
N*E*R*D, JACK BAIN AS KIRSTEN DUNST - AND DOMBOT RETURNS:>>>
Other stuff this morning included Chris slagging off both the Streets (as usual), and also today - N*E*R*D. He said him, Sophie and her mates left the Scissor Sisters early at the V Festival just to go and see that tripe. Chris got bored after 4 songs and went off to the bar. He did say though that he does like a couple of tracks of theirs - She Wants To Move (which he played today) - and another one he couldn’t remember the name of. He asked Rach what it was called:
Rach - Lapdance?
Chris - No thanks Rachel I’m working..
(Dom, Dave and Jules laugh)
Chris - ... besides you’re really not my type
I presume it was "Maybe" btw. Also this morning - snippets of a pretty good S Club 7 Don’t Stop Moving cover by The Beautiful South, a link to women all about the benefits of the “pushing and lifting” method, plus a real summery Buzz Off tune that Chris said Dave would hate - Shanice and I Love Your Smile (number 2 back in February 1992).
Dave - I don’t hate it, I just find it mildly irritating
Stating the unnecessary sax solo and the fact it always reminds him of Steve Wright as the main two reasons. Rachel was first to buzz on 1:32, Dave next on 1:46, the listeners third on 2:18, and Aled last on 3:36. Other brief mentions this morning must go to Dom and Jack Bain for trying to disguise a random interview clip of Kirsten Dunst into making it sound like she was talking about Chris. Jack voiced the high pitched “Chris” bits which were edited in, in place of presumably Tobey Maguire. Dom said in retrospect it sounded a lot better at 5am when they made it. Also back today was the shows Dombot (ruuubish weather) - and a few questions regarding whether or not those Caribbean hurricanes will be heading our way. Chris tried to create the forecast with the Dombot, but said he didn’t have “hurricanes” - only “tornados”.
Aled - What’s the difference between a tornado and a hurricane?
Dom - Well that’s a great question there Al, and one I can’t answer..
(Chris and Aled laugh)
*Dombot Link - http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles ... ms_weather
A YORKSHIRE DERBY ON CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
CHRIS a fence erector (good mornin) from Castleford 2
DANNY a bit of an all round mentalist from Batley 1
This game of CPC can’t go without any special comment, as to quote Roy Walker himself: “How did these two get through?”... (especially Danny).
Moyles (responding to Danny) - Aled, you’re struggling. Can you understand anything he’s saying?
Aled - Not much
Moyles - Right OK (laughs)
Dave - He’s from the north of England Aled
Aled (laughs) - Right
Danny - Aled can’t say nowt the way they speak!!
Aled - OK! (Moyles laughs)
Danny (impersonating the Welsh) - Hiya, innit, bore da...
Dom - Again, bringing the whole of the UK slightly closer together
Moyles - “The way they speak”, I love that...
Moyles - Seriously Danny, what’s wrong with you?
Danny - I don’t know where to start mate
Moyles - Are you a single man by any chance?
Dave - Recently yeah. Does that explain a lot?
Moyles - Er yes it does actually..
Danny - Can you help me out then?
Moyles - Well I’m really not that way inclined my darling..
(Moyles and Caller Chris laugh)
Danny - Hey I wasn’t insinuating that, and if I was you wouldn’t be my type, let’s put it that way...
(Dom, Dave and Moyles laugh loudly)
*With the score 1-0 to Danny*
Moyles - Chris, seriously Chris, you’ve gotta beat Danny now..
Caller Chris - I’m coming, I’m coming!
Moyles - I’m sorry to hear that
Danny (delayed reaction) - ha ha! That’s what your lass said last night..
Chris - Oh no, good lord - seriously, I’m so pleased it’s Friday
Dave - High brow
Roy Walker Clip - You’re both back in play... (etc etc).
Daves Tickedy Boo Tedious Link
Cast Walkaway - Cast’s beautiful Walkaway was horrifically butchered a couple of years ago in an advert for a well known Swedish retailer of self assembly furniture - “Furniture” is a word that encompasses everything from tables to chairs - Tables and chairs have legs, as do elephants and tigers - Tigers are now an endangered species as a result of over hunting, and need to be protected to prevent them from becoming extinct like the dodo - The word “dodo” shares many of the same letters as “Dido” - Dido had a big hit last year with White Flag - White flag means surrender while a red flag means no swimming - “Swimming” is a word associated with trunks, while trunks are associated with elephants, which never forget - Never Forget should have been the final single by Take That, but instead they signed off with a very limp wristed cover of How Deep Is Your Love by the Bee Gees - The Bee Gees topped the charts in 1978 with Night Fever - Night fever shouldn’t be mistaken for scarlet fever, which I had once and it wasn’t very nice, and made it difficult for me to sleep because I was so itchy and stuff - and if you naturally have problems sleeping, it could be that medically you suffer from insomnia - Which links us to Faithless and Insomnia
MINI MOYLES UPDATE:>>> (muchos gracias to Tipsy Dipsy)
- On Monday’s show Chris will be launching the One Big Weekend ticket giveaway
- Plus Mini Moyles will also be giving away the first of his guest tickets! (joy)
- Also being announced is the next date for The Chris Moyles Team Book Signing (god... where could that be? *cough* Birmingham *cough*)
- As we know, Chris is going back to Leeds for the match this weekend
- Dave is getting his cars MOT done and then heading up north too (again as we know)
- Aled is having a drinks function at his new place, although he didn't invite any of the team!! (the bitch)
- Rach is going back to the mothership of Kidderminster over the weekend
WEEK HIGHLIGHTS:
SHOW OF THE WEEK: Tuesday
MOMENTS OF THE WEEK: (From Monday) - First half hour, The Beatles on Buzz Off and and Comedy Dave’s Slash Surprise, (From Tuesday) - All the Aled hair stuff, Wimbledon chat and trailer, plus the greatest half time in the world ever, (From Wednesday) - GQ stories, When Dom met Dickie and Paul, Madonna on Tedious Link, plus Longman’s genius competition idea at 9:30, (From Thursday) - Dom’s hair experiment goes wrong and Terry and Ken at 9:20, (Plus From Today) - First half hour, 411 Parody, Fearne and Reggie stuff, and of course... Carpark Catchphrase.
Remember you can always hear any of the weeks shows again on Listen Again by following the links from Chris’s Radio 1 mini site @ bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles. I say this every week to try and get in their good books - they love me at that place (I nick their pictures etc..).
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