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- Mon Sep 20, 2004 1:11 pm
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1. Lostprophets - Last Summer 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Joss Stone - You Had Me, 3. Shakedown - At Night, 4. goldielookinchain - Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do, 5. BUZZ OFF - The Charlatans - The Only One I Know, 6. Estelle - 1980 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. The Music - Freedom Fighters, 8. Christina Aguilera feat Lil' Kim - Can’t Hold Us Down, 9. Tiësto - Just Be, 10. Keane - Bedshaped 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. Basement Jaxx - Red Alert, 12. Twista feat Anthony Hamilton - Sunshine, 13. Fatboy Slim - Slash Dot Dash, 14. Damien Rice - Cannonball, 15. Robbie Williams - Radio 8:30 NEWSBEAT 16. Jo Jo - Leave (Get Out), 17. Tomcraft - Loneliness, 18. Scissor Sisters - Laura, 19. Marrs - Pump Up The Volume (Tedious Link), 20. D12 - How Come, 21. Angel City - Do You Know (I Go Crazy), 22. Eric Prydz - Call On Me 9:30 NEWSBEAT 23. Natasha Bedingfield - These Words, 24. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love, 25. CHRIS MOYLES PARODY - mouldylookinstain - Dogs Don't Kill People, Rabbits Do
Happy Friday everyone. Today the team were live from BBC Pebble Mill in Birmingham - this ahead of Radio 1’s upcoming One Big Weekend in Perry Park tomorrow and on Sunday (but of course they don’t like to talk about it). Chris and Dave began the show in typically understated fashion - by adopting over the top stereotypical “brummay” accents... and talking about how everything is going to be “graaayte” this “waayykind”. Hmm. Nothing quite like peeing off the locals is there? Chris did apologise in advance for this, although it was kind of too late already:
Chris - Oh by the way, Rachel has a great Birmingham joke which she’s gonna share with us
Rach (off mic) - Hang on
Dave - Get on the mic Rachel..
(Rachel moves to microphone)
Chris - Ssshhh here we go, here we go...
Dave - It’s the way you tell em
Rach - What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Dave & Chris together (dead patronisingly) - I don’t know, what’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Rach - You can’t wish... wash your hands in a buffalo
Chris - It’s all in the delivery!!
(all laugh loudly as Chris plays jingle)
Dave said he thought their poor brummie impressions were “insulting to the local people”. Chris said no they weren’t, and added that he finds the Birmingham accent “exotic”. That’s certainly one word for it yeah. Rachel took a call from her friend Christina in Kiddy yesterday, who Chris said sounded dead fit. Christina told Rachel that she had made the Kidderminster Shuttle - which btw isn’t some kind of VIP Kidderminster bus pass... it’s the local rag. There is also going to be a special feature on the team in tomorrow’s match programme - this for Kidderminster Harriers vs Macclesfield Town (the game the team are off to see at Aggborough). Chris said he can’t wait for his half time pie and peas already, which is slightly worrying considering there’s still over 30 hours to go before kick off. I’d take a snack in the meantime. It was a good job the team were all wide awake and behaved themselves last night, as the corridors at Pebble Mill would have confused any tired fat DJ at 7:30 this morning. Basically Chris left the studio during Christina Aguilera (an old studio btw, not the new, state of the art, NASA designed touch screen ones)... and went out into the Pebble Mill corridors. However, cos the studios there are Radio 2 studios, the speakers outside had Wogan’s show on... and he was playing Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears:
Dave - Which sounds great!... (pauses)... sorry I mean as not great as Christina Aguilera
Of course. Dom and Jules were set up next door through some glass today, but for the first time on a Friday OB... they are going to stay for the whole weekend! Chris said they normally just slope off home..
Jules - No no you send us home...
(pause)
Chris - No Dominic slopes off, we send you home
(Dom laughs)
Jules wants to spend her Friday afternoon shopping, which struck a chord with the rest of the team - and sooner or later they all wanted to go out and splash some cash in Brum. Jules needs jeans, shoes and t shirts, Rach needs boots, Chris needs erm summat, Dave needs jeans... and Dom needs a new pair of trainers. He is prepared to spend over £60, but wants white ones - which Chris said was “chav”. It’s not, but this reminded Dom of a guy the team saw in a car yesterday - wearing a fake burberry cap. Chris said your typical Scott Mills listener (alright treacle). Tonight Rach is going off to see her mum and dad at home in Kiddy, but Chris has an altogether different plan...
Chris - I’m going to Legs Eleven, they’re opening it early for me
Dave - Do they do an early bird special?
Chris - Yeah, well in my case “early birds special” they call it
Dave - mmm...(fake laugh)..get in... so to speak, well don’t get in, that’d be wrong
Chris - Goodbye!
(plays jingle out of link - Dom laughs)
FRONT AND BACK ACCESS WITH ALED:
(- http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles ... um_tickets)
Yep, Aled was back on “Where’s Aled” duty this morning, and touring Birmingham in the car with Greyhead - to find some lovely punters much in need of VIP One Big Weekend tickets. Only problem being, to reach their first port of call on time - Aled needed to leave mid Buzz Off. He tried to disguise the fact he was sneaking out by buzzing in early after 1 minute 27, but Chris (being Chris) kept interrupting the track every 30 seconds to check he was still in the studio - until he wasn’t. Moyles said he couldn’t believe Aled was scared of grumpy Greyhead, and vowed to break both his legs if he ever left the feature early again. Perhaps a bit harsh, just the one leg will do. The Buzz Off track in question btw was The Only One I Know by The Charlatans, number nine back in June 1990. Only Aled buzzed in from the team, 75% of all texters buzzed it on, and Dave called it significantly better than yesterday’s tune from Ocean Colour Scene. Aled was live via ISDN from Location 1 (Millennium Point) just after 8:
Chris - Alright so tell me about the tickets you’ve got to give away
Aled - They are full VIP, backstage, guest area, you can go in the front and the back..
(team erupt into laughter)
Dave - Front and back access!! eh? I tell you what...
Chris & Dave - Access All Areas!!!
(laughter continues for 5-10 seconds)
Dave - People are gonna be rushing to find you now for front and back access...
Chris - There’s a big trucker running towards Aled and he’s got his walkman on listening, and hears “yeah front and back access”, and now he’s changed his mind and doesn’t wanna go!!
(all laugh)
The first person to find Aled in the rain via his clues and correctly give “I want front and back access” out as the password, was some fella called Fred. He was out of breath but pleased to have won...
Fred - I am soaking wet, but thank you!!
Dave - mmm
Chris - Well I bet you are. That makes you and Aled a perfect wet couple..
(Dave and Aled laugh)
Fred - Well, don’t say that!
Chris said so many jokes, so little time. Location number 2 was over by the Perry Park site, and first to get there with the password this time was some total dullard called Jamie - who didn’t really seem too fussed about the whole thing and just wanted to go see Kasabian. Chris said chatting to this weirdo was like pulling teeth, and told Aled whatever he did - don’t give this guy backstage passes. In the end he got given a pair of Sunday tickets, although Chris told Jamie that BRMB were doing a folk gig that same day if he was interested (a joke for the radio geeks amongst you). Carly was the last person to find the team and picked up the now vacant VIP pair of Saturday tickets, although Dave still wasn’t happy with the feature:
Dave (as feature ends) - Well we’re not gonna win a Sony radio award with that competition are we?
YESTERDAYS BOOK SIGNING @ ASTON UNI - AND OLD OZZY ISN’T BACK:>>>
(Big up yourself..)
And word to your mother. That is Dom having fun at yesterday’s Aston University Chris Moyles Show team book signing btw... insert your own comma wherever. Jules popped her book signing cherry and said she did enjoy herself, despite the fact that most people thought she was drunk - and that one person even missed her out altogether. No offence to her but she looks truly awful in some of the pics on Radio 1 ONLINE, they really don’t do her justice at all - especially this one. Once again the team signed for well over their original planned hour, with Chris saying that overall the people there weren’t quite as pretty as the folks they met in Leeds (but then again he’s biased). Chris said the geekiest one out of the entire lot was some bloke from Kidderminster, who talked a lot about Rachel and showed them his big collection of carrier bags - Morrisons, Nettos, Tescos etc..
Chris - Rachel almost collapsed at that point...
(Dave, Dom and Rach laugh)
That guy from Kiddy in question was actually Jamese, who is a registered member on the messageboard here. Chrismoyles.net - for carrier bag lovers everywhere. Aled had put together a 34 second montage of highlights from their 2 hours signing - which was people basically telling Will who their favourite member of the team was now. Rachel, Juliette and Aled all got three votes each, and Dave, Dom and Chris one... with one woman saying she’d “do Chris no problem”:
Dom - What a strange cross section of the public that was..
(Technically not porn I suppose - more pics here... more book signing pics that is. Good mornin...)
*Chris didn’t find time to fit in the final instalment of Ozzy’s Guide To Birmingham today, but you can hear Friday’s segment now via Real Player if you download this link. It’s actually quite good this one, with Ozzy saying he’s run out of f*cking things to say about the place - and also calling it Burnley at the end.
NORMAN COOK LIVE ON THE AIR... ALTHOUGH HE DIDN’T KNOW IT:>>>
Live from the Ball/Cook Brighton residence, Norman was live on the air at 20 past 9 this morning to talk all things One Big Weekend. Unfortunately though he had only just got up and didn’t fully register he was going straight on the air when Rach told him she’d “put him straight through to Chris”. Therefore about three or four minutes of the interview went by before Norman interrupted and asked if they were actually on the air yet. Chris almost had a heart attack and said yeah, thanking god that nothing untoward had been said by Norman and that this won’t be his last show on Radio 1 after all. Norman said it was that casual style of Chris’s - he thought he was just giving him some kind of pre amble chat. He also didn’t know they were coming live from Birmingham either...
Chris - I’m so pleased you were well prepped for this phoner..
(Dave and Norman laugh)
The interview itself was rubbish - with stuff discussed including Chris playing “creaker” or summat in Norman’s bedroom, how Slash Dot Dash Dot Slash Dot Dash Dot Slash Dot Dash Dot Com is going down in Japan - and how Norman will go for a quick shandy with them backstage after his set tomorrow night (he has a flight to Japan @ 10am on Sunday y’see). Chris ended (as normal) by talking about himself, saying that he’s been an intrical part of Fatboy Slims career ever since he posed for that photo on the “You’ve Come A Long Way Baby” album cover (see below). The conversation ended with Rachel rowing with Norman from off mic about the fact she told him he was going straight onto the air...
(He looks a lot better now don’t he?)
OTHER STUFF ON TODAY’S SHOW:>>>
*A link on the Bim Jowen Chinese Bullseye parody that never made it past the BBC sensors
*The team ask is Joce dyslexic... or just a ruuubish speller?
*Dom does dreadful impressions of Judge Jules, Norman Cook, Dave Pearce, Estelle, Natasha Bedingfield, Jim Brennan, Ronnie Corbett and Dame Edna
*Plus Chris and Dave do Jools Holland, Paul Daniels, Richard Madeley and Norman Cook (or so to speak anyway...)
NEW JINGLE TO MARK THE OCCASION:>>>
“We’re coming live from Birmingham because of One Big Weekend,
You probably heard us mention it and thought the plugs would never end,
Fatboy Slim and then Joss Stone, and lots of other names,
But the highlight of the weekend will be Mouldy Lookin Stain’,
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE - LIVE FROM BIRMINGHAM:
WOODY a pop a doodle do gardener from Bristol 2
RACHEL a sexy sounding single 36 year old soldier girl from sunny Scunny* 1
*note the superb alliteration there. Thanks..
Daves Tedious Link**
Green Day Basket Case - Green Day hail from America, and in that respect share something in common with The Eagles - The Eagles is the nickname of Crystal Palace - Crystal Palace are managed by Iain Dowie - The name “Dowie” shares many of the same letters as the word “window” - Windows have frames, as do spectacles - Spectacles rest on the ears and upon the bridge of the nose - The nose provides the housing for the nostrils - “Nostril” sounds a bit like “kestrel”, which is both a type of lager and also the breed of bird that Kes was - If you swap the “K” of Kes for a “W” you get Wes, host of The Official Chart Show, Sunday afternoons from 4, only on Radio One - One Big Weekend takes place all this weekend live from Perry Park in Birmingham, with special guests mouldylookinstain - A stain can be hard to shift, as can a snooker table - Snooker is a popular sport in this country, as are badminton, judo and cycling - and cycling is a sport where it would be advantageous to carry a pump - Which links us to this morning’s secret Tedious Link track, Marrs and Pump Up The Volume
**Which this morning was accidentally given away by Chris as he introduced the link - and then left pipless as the end as the Bottom remix finished. Dave had a right face on - “where the link goes everybody knows”..
MINI MINI MOYLES UPDATE:>>> (Thanks again to Sarah Hilary)
- The team are up in Birmingham for the whole weekend
- On Saturday they’re off to see Kiddy Harriers v Macc
- Sunday is also of course the debut performance from Mouldy Lookin' Stain. - On Monday’s show find out what happened over the weekend and how the teams big performance went!
WEEK HIGHLIGHTS:
SHOW OF THE WEEK: Wednesday
MOMENTS OF THE WEEK: (From Monday) - Corrs Guess Who chaos, Aled moonwalking and the 666 upside down flaw, (From Tuesday) - Ken Bruce R2 news clips, Daves Introductory Service goes classical, plus the Fearne Cotton and Plymouth links, (From Wednesday) - Awesome Buzz Off from Blur, Joce on the air, the big female facial hair debate, and the team play a big game of tigs off ground, (From Thursday) - Ruud Health and Dice/Die debates, plus Tedious Link and the Man U fan who won Spot The Ball, (And finally from today) - Link after the 7:00 news, front and back access with Aled, Chris’s Tedious Link error and Norman Cook thinking they were chatting off the air.
Plus remember you can hear all of the weeks shows again on Listen Again by following the BBC Radio Player links from Chris’s Radio 1 mini site @ bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles. Have a nice weekend everyone...
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Happy Friday everyone. Today the team were live from BBC Pebble Mill in Birmingham - this ahead of Radio 1’s upcoming One Big Weekend in Perry Park tomorrow and on Sunday (but of course they don’t like to talk about it). Chris and Dave began the show in typically understated fashion - by adopting over the top stereotypical “brummay” accents... and talking about how everything is going to be “graaayte” this “waayykind”. Hmm. Nothing quite like peeing off the locals is there? Chris did apologise in advance for this, although it was kind of too late already:
Chris - Oh by the way, Rachel has a great Birmingham joke which she’s gonna share with us
Rach (off mic) - Hang on
Dave - Get on the mic Rachel..
(Rachel moves to microphone)
Chris - Ssshhh here we go, here we go...
Dave - It’s the way you tell em
Rach - What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Dave & Chris together (dead patronisingly) - I don’t know, what’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
Rach - You can’t wish... wash your hands in a buffalo
Chris - It’s all in the delivery!!
(all laugh loudly as Chris plays jingle)
Dave said he thought their poor brummie impressions were “insulting to the local people”. Chris said no they weren’t, and added that he finds the Birmingham accent “exotic”. That’s certainly one word for it yeah. Rachel took a call from her friend Christina in Kiddy yesterday, who Chris said sounded dead fit. Christina told Rachel that she had made the Kidderminster Shuttle - which btw isn’t some kind of VIP Kidderminster bus pass... it’s the local rag. There is also going to be a special feature on the team in tomorrow’s match programme - this for Kidderminster Harriers vs Macclesfield Town (the game the team are off to see at Aggborough). Chris said he can’t wait for his half time pie and peas already, which is slightly worrying considering there’s still over 30 hours to go before kick off. I’d take a snack in the meantime. It was a good job the team were all wide awake and behaved themselves last night, as the corridors at Pebble Mill would have confused any tired fat DJ at 7:30 this morning. Basically Chris left the studio during Christina Aguilera (an old studio btw, not the new, state of the art, NASA designed touch screen ones)... and went out into the Pebble Mill corridors. However, cos the studios there are Radio 2 studios, the speakers outside had Wogan’s show on... and he was playing Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears:
Dave - Which sounds great!... (pauses)... sorry I mean as not great as Christina Aguilera
Of course. Dom and Jules were set up next door through some glass today, but for the first time on a Friday OB... they are going to stay for the whole weekend! Chris said they normally just slope off home..
Jules - No no you send us home...
(pause)
Chris - No Dominic slopes off, we send you home
(Dom laughs)
Jules wants to spend her Friday afternoon shopping, which struck a chord with the rest of the team - and sooner or later they all wanted to go out and splash some cash in Brum. Jules needs jeans, shoes and t shirts, Rach needs boots, Chris needs erm summat, Dave needs jeans... and Dom needs a new pair of trainers. He is prepared to spend over £60, but wants white ones - which Chris said was “chav”. It’s not, but this reminded Dom of a guy the team saw in a car yesterday - wearing a fake burberry cap. Chris said your typical Scott Mills listener (alright treacle). Tonight Rach is going off to see her mum and dad at home in Kiddy, but Chris has an altogether different plan...
Chris - I’m going to Legs Eleven, they’re opening it early for me
Dave - Do they do an early bird special?
Chris - Yeah, well in my case “early birds special” they call it
Dave - mmm...(fake laugh)..get in... so to speak, well don’t get in, that’d be wrong
Chris - Goodbye!
(plays jingle out of link - Dom laughs)
FRONT AND BACK ACCESS WITH ALED:
(- http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles ... um_tickets)
Yep, Aled was back on “Where’s Aled” duty this morning, and touring Birmingham in the car with Greyhead - to find some lovely punters much in need of VIP One Big Weekend tickets. Only problem being, to reach their first port of call on time - Aled needed to leave mid Buzz Off. He tried to disguise the fact he was sneaking out by buzzing in early after 1 minute 27, but Chris (being Chris) kept interrupting the track every 30 seconds to check he was still in the studio - until he wasn’t. Moyles said he couldn’t believe Aled was scared of grumpy Greyhead, and vowed to break both his legs if he ever left the feature early again. Perhaps a bit harsh, just the one leg will do. The Buzz Off track in question btw was The Only One I Know by The Charlatans, number nine back in June 1990. Only Aled buzzed in from the team, 75% of all texters buzzed it on, and Dave called it significantly better than yesterday’s tune from Ocean Colour Scene. Aled was live via ISDN from Location 1 (Millennium Point) just after 8:
Chris - Alright so tell me about the tickets you’ve got to give away
Aled - They are full VIP, backstage, guest area, you can go in the front and the back..
(team erupt into laughter)
Dave - Front and back access!! eh? I tell you what...
Chris & Dave - Access All Areas!!!
(laughter continues for 5-10 seconds)
Dave - People are gonna be rushing to find you now for front and back access...
Chris - There’s a big trucker running towards Aled and he’s got his walkman on listening, and hears “yeah front and back access”, and now he’s changed his mind and doesn’t wanna go!!
(all laugh)
The first person to find Aled in the rain via his clues and correctly give “I want front and back access” out as the password, was some fella called Fred. He was out of breath but pleased to have won...
Fred - I am soaking wet, but thank you!!
Dave - mmm
Chris - Well I bet you are. That makes you and Aled a perfect wet couple..
(Dave and Aled laugh)
Fred - Well, don’t say that!
Chris said so many jokes, so little time. Location number 2 was over by the Perry Park site, and first to get there with the password this time was some total dullard called Jamie - who didn’t really seem too fussed about the whole thing and just wanted to go see Kasabian. Chris said chatting to this weirdo was like pulling teeth, and told Aled whatever he did - don’t give this guy backstage passes. In the end he got given a pair of Sunday tickets, although Chris told Jamie that BRMB were doing a folk gig that same day if he was interested (a joke for the radio geeks amongst you). Carly was the last person to find the team and picked up the now vacant VIP pair of Saturday tickets, although Dave still wasn’t happy with the feature:
Dave (as feature ends) - Well we’re not gonna win a Sony radio award with that competition are we?
YESTERDAYS BOOK SIGNING @ ASTON UNI - AND OLD OZZY ISN’T BACK:>>>
(Big up yourself..)
And word to your mother. That is Dom having fun at yesterday’s Aston University Chris Moyles Show team book signing btw... insert your own comma wherever. Jules popped her book signing cherry and said she did enjoy herself, despite the fact that most people thought she was drunk - and that one person even missed her out altogether. No offence to her but she looks truly awful in some of the pics on Radio 1 ONLINE, they really don’t do her justice at all - especially this one. Once again the team signed for well over their original planned hour, with Chris saying that overall the people there weren’t quite as pretty as the folks they met in Leeds (but then again he’s biased). Chris said the geekiest one out of the entire lot was some bloke from Kidderminster, who talked a lot about Rachel and showed them his big collection of carrier bags - Morrisons, Nettos, Tescos etc..
Chris - Rachel almost collapsed at that point...
(Dave, Dom and Rach laugh)
That guy from Kiddy in question was actually Jamese, who is a registered member on the messageboard here. Chrismoyles.net - for carrier bag lovers everywhere. Aled had put together a 34 second montage of highlights from their 2 hours signing - which was people basically telling Will who their favourite member of the team was now. Rachel, Juliette and Aled all got three votes each, and Dave, Dom and Chris one... with one woman saying she’d “do Chris no problem”:
Dom - What a strange cross section of the public that was..
(Technically not porn I suppose - more pics here... more book signing pics that is. Good mornin...)
*Chris didn’t find time to fit in the final instalment of Ozzy’s Guide To Birmingham today, but you can hear Friday’s segment now via Real Player if you download this link. It’s actually quite good this one, with Ozzy saying he’s run out of f*cking things to say about the place - and also calling it Burnley at the end.
NORMAN COOK LIVE ON THE AIR... ALTHOUGH HE DIDN’T KNOW IT:>>>
Live from the Ball/Cook Brighton residence, Norman was live on the air at 20 past 9 this morning to talk all things One Big Weekend. Unfortunately though he had only just got up and didn’t fully register he was going straight on the air when Rach told him she’d “put him straight through to Chris”. Therefore about three or four minutes of the interview went by before Norman interrupted and asked if they were actually on the air yet. Chris almost had a heart attack and said yeah, thanking god that nothing untoward had been said by Norman and that this won’t be his last show on Radio 1 after all. Norman said it was that casual style of Chris’s - he thought he was just giving him some kind of pre amble chat. He also didn’t know they were coming live from Birmingham either...
Chris - I’m so pleased you were well prepped for this phoner..
(Dave and Norman laugh)
The interview itself was rubbish - with stuff discussed including Chris playing “creaker” or summat in Norman’s bedroom, how Slash Dot Dash Dot Slash Dot Dash Dot Slash Dot Dash Dot Com is going down in Japan - and how Norman will go for a quick shandy with them backstage after his set tomorrow night (he has a flight to Japan @ 10am on Sunday y’see). Chris ended (as normal) by talking about himself, saying that he’s been an intrical part of Fatboy Slims career ever since he posed for that photo on the “You’ve Come A Long Way Baby” album cover (see below). The conversation ended with Rachel rowing with Norman from off mic about the fact she told him he was going straight onto the air...
(He looks a lot better now don’t he?)
OTHER STUFF ON TODAY’S SHOW:>>>
*A link on the Bim Jowen Chinese Bullseye parody that never made it past the BBC sensors
*The team ask is Joce dyslexic... or just a ruuubish speller?
*Dom does dreadful impressions of Judge Jules, Norman Cook, Dave Pearce, Estelle, Natasha Bedingfield, Jim Brennan, Ronnie Corbett and Dame Edna
*Plus Chris and Dave do Jools Holland, Paul Daniels, Richard Madeley and Norman Cook (or so to speak anyway...)
NEW JINGLE TO MARK THE OCCASION:>>>
“We’re coming live from Birmingham because of One Big Weekend,
You probably heard us mention it and thought the plugs would never end,
Fatboy Slim and then Joss Stone, and lots of other names,
But the highlight of the weekend will be Mouldy Lookin Stain’,
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE - LIVE FROM BIRMINGHAM:
WOODY a pop a doodle do gardener from Bristol 2
RACHEL a sexy sounding single 36 year old soldier girl from sunny Scunny* 1
*note the superb alliteration there. Thanks..
Daves Tedious Link**
Green Day Basket Case - Green Day hail from America, and in that respect share something in common with The Eagles - The Eagles is the nickname of Crystal Palace - Crystal Palace are managed by Iain Dowie - The name “Dowie” shares many of the same letters as the word “window” - Windows have frames, as do spectacles - Spectacles rest on the ears and upon the bridge of the nose - The nose provides the housing for the nostrils - “Nostril” sounds a bit like “kestrel”, which is both a type of lager and also the breed of bird that Kes was - If you swap the “K” of Kes for a “W” you get Wes, host of The Official Chart Show, Sunday afternoons from 4, only on Radio One - One Big Weekend takes place all this weekend live from Perry Park in Birmingham, with special guests mouldylookinstain - A stain can be hard to shift, as can a snooker table - Snooker is a popular sport in this country, as are badminton, judo and cycling - and cycling is a sport where it would be advantageous to carry a pump - Which links us to this morning’s secret Tedious Link track, Marrs and Pump Up The Volume
**Which this morning was accidentally given away by Chris as he introduced the link - and then left pipless as the end as the Bottom remix finished. Dave had a right face on - “where the link goes everybody knows”..
MINI MINI MOYLES UPDATE:>>> (Thanks again to Sarah Hilary)
- The team are up in Birmingham for the whole weekend
- On Saturday they’re off to see Kiddy Harriers v Macc
- Sunday is also of course the debut performance from Mouldy Lookin' Stain. - On Monday’s show find out what happened over the weekend and how the teams big performance went!
WEEK HIGHLIGHTS:
SHOW OF THE WEEK: Wednesday
MOMENTS OF THE WEEK: (From Monday) - Corrs Guess Who chaos, Aled moonwalking and the 666 upside down flaw, (From Tuesday) - Ken Bruce R2 news clips, Daves Introductory Service goes classical, plus the Fearne Cotton and Plymouth links, (From Wednesday) - Awesome Buzz Off from Blur, Joce on the air, the big female facial hair debate, and the team play a big game of tigs off ground, (From Thursday) - Ruud Health and Dice/Die debates, plus Tedious Link and the Man U fan who won Spot The Ball, (And finally from today) - Link after the 7:00 news, front and back access with Aled, Chris’s Tedious Link error and Norman Cook thinking they were chatting off the air.
Plus remember you can hear all of the weeks shows again on Listen Again by following the BBC Radio Player links from Chris’s Radio 1 mini site @ bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles. Have a nice weekend everyone...
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