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- Tue Sep 21, 2004 7:59 pm
#242018
1. Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Eminem - Without Me, 3. Razorlight - Vice, 4. Deep Dish - Flashdance, 5. BUZZ OFF - Brian May - Driven By You 7:30 NEWSBEAT 6. Eric Prydz - Call On Me, 7. K-Klass - Rhythm Is A Mystery, 8. Marilyn Manson - Personal Jesus, 9. Kelis - Trick Me 8:00 NEWSBEAT 10. Joss Stone - You Had Me, 11. Puddle Of Mudd - Blurry, 12. goldielookinchain - Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do (Live @ OBW in Birmingham - 19/9/04) 8:30 NEWSBEAT 13. Eve feat Gwen Stefani - Let Me Blow Ya Mind, 14. Robbie Williams - Radio, 15. Jo Jo - Leave (Get Out), 16. Oasis - Champagne Supernova (Tedious Link), 17. Twista feat Anthony Hamilton - Sunshine, 18. Angel City - Do You Know (I Go Crazy), 19. Groove Armada - I See You Baby (Live @ OBW in Birmingham - 18/9/04) 9:30 NEWSBEAT 20. Christina Aguilera feat Redman - Dirrty, 21. Green Day - American Idiot, 22. Fatboy Slim - Slash Dot Dash
Man flu time everybody. Originally with the bald man Byrne last week, the symptoms have now made their way over to Comedy Dave and (to a lesser extent) Mr Chris Moyles himself. He said he felt like crap from the nose up this morning, and Dave added that he too is “bunged up nasally”. Jocelyn also has the flu, but being a girl she’s decided not to moan about it and just get on with the job...
Dave - She’s not suffering like us though. Women don’t get it as bad as men... fact
Rach - Oh rubbish!!
Rach said she’s now bound to catch it after spending 3 hours in a studio with them lot every day, so a supportive Chris said she might as well get it over and done with then. He invited her round to his place tonight to pass him the remote control, feed him chicken soup and serve him orange juice... although only if you replace the chicken soup with “fish and chips” and the orange juice with “Fosters”. The perfect recipe to getting over any kind of man flu. Moyles tried to prove he wasn’t over exaggerating by saying that he even brought his Vicks inhaler into work today:
Chris - So imagine this, a Radio 1 DJ sticking stuff up his nose all morning. Can you believe that?
Dave - Good mornin..
(Chris laughs - Deep Dish vocals)
Last night was a big night for Chris then - cos in Leicester Square it was the premiere of his new film Wimbledon, which btw also co stars Paul Betterbuys and Kirsten Dunst. The whole team headed down there, all that is apart from Dom - who’s already seen the movie. So (as it does) the lights go down, the ads go on, and then the film starts rolling. Literally ten minutes into the film though... Dave and Jules got up - and left. Not cos it was bad, but cos they wanted to go watch the Man U - Liverpool match down the pub instead. Now that’s what you call support. Dave told Chris to stop his whining and said he’d go and see it properly next week, “y’know when you have to pay and stuff”. Nice. Chris suggested him and Jules went together to see it on a hot date one afternoon. Dave said no offence to Jules but if it was ok, he’d rather go on his own. Chris couldn’t imagine that...
Chris (as Dave) - “Hello, one for the romantic comedy please about the tennis..”
(Dom, Jules and Dave laugh)
(Paul and Kirsten at the big premiere last night)
Obviously they have bit part roles in the film - and not ones quite as big as that of the 9 second wonder himself, Monsieur Christophe Moyles. Chris and Greyhead had put together a neat little “fake press conference” package for just before the 8 o’clock news. It basically involved Chris answering questions from all of the following press people, and then giving the wrong names back etc etc: Julie from “What Caravan” magazine, James from Wired, Paul from Ireland AM and Tamzin from London Tonight. Sounded fit her. Greyhead wound up proceedings at the end, and Chris said he was the choreographer of the whole evening... a bit like with Mouldy Lookin’ Stain. Apparently Will devised the heavily camp MLS dance routine himself... despite having no past record of working in choreography. Saves on the cash though y’see. Chris ended the link by trying miserably to mix the start of Mousse T and “Is It Cos I’m Cool?” into the instrumental bed of the same song. Unlike with Scott Mills - it wasn’t exactly flawless. Chris basically buggered everything up and nothing would play. This at about 7:59 btw, so Chris said there wasn’t any point in playing another track before the news really...
Dave (laughing) - So what are you gonna do? Just waffle?
Chris - Well I have done for the last seven years..
LIBERTY X OR NO LIBERTY X - PLUS THE WINNER OF SECRET STUDENT:
Just a day after his latest bit of playlist bashing (Rui Da Silva in particular), Chris was straight back on the offensive within an hour today. He had been scheduled to play Just A Little by Liberty X in the segway after the half seven news, but wanted to stick something else on instead. He said he was bored of the music team being so predictable. Therefore he roamed through his Best Of 1991 Buzz Off CD, and found the utter gem that is Rhythm Is A Mystery by K-Klass. Rach said no he couldn’t play it, as she’s sick of the battle between the show and the Radio 1 music department...
Chris - It’s not!! It’s between me and the music department, but I leave at five past ten and you’ve gotta deal with it..
Making friends across the BBC eh? Chris said there was absolutely no way he was playing that Liberty X crap, although Rachel was clearly telling him he had too (in a visual form). He refused, and then said he could see she had the right “mump on”. He was gonna say “right hump” or “mard on”... but ended up saying a mixture of the two:
(Dom and Dave laugh)
Chris - Once again I’m joining words and phrases together and coming out with nonsense!!
Dom - Rachel’s got the mumps? That’s terrible..
(Dave, Chris and Jules laugh)
Rach (off mic) - No I haven’t!!
Dom - No Rach, I’m not saying you have actually got the mumps am I...
In the end Rach conceded and Chris played K-Klass, promising to try and fit in that Liberty X tune into the next half hour. Hmm, yeah right. I’d like to know how many records actually get dropped from the show on a daily basis. Chris usually plays between 22 and 26 each day - but in a +3hr show that’s not a great deal (as we all know).
Chris - But don’t get me wrong, I do love the music on Radio 1...
Secret Student time - and we have a winner! His name is * and he comes from *. You’ll need one of those dead posh computers to break that code btw. The winner is actually my favourite from all the qualifying rounds, who sounds ever so slightly like Stuart from Big Brother (but without the “chicken” in the background). The Secret Student is now at his new uni, where he’d made what Dave would call a “strong start” yesterday. This by being too busy at the freshers fair to go see his tutor. That appointment has now been moved to this afternoon. The Secret Student (who’s identity won’t be revealed for quite a long time), explained how he is living in a block of 6 flats with the thinnest set of walls ever. Chris told him that if anyone accuses him of being the Secret Student, he should just say no - that’s my mum on the phone at quarter past 8 every day... who happens to have a very active interest in my social life. Like the fancy dress disco tonight, which sounds like hell. Chris obviously had some info on the Secret Student, and asked him why he’d chosen to join the Art History Appreciation Society. He replied bluntly - cos they’ll be loads of rich posh girls there, and no men.
Secret Student - I could fill the void for them..
Dave - Well yeah
Chris - I like that. “I studied Art History & Appreciation”, yeah - how did you get on?, “Laid about five of em”... you know what I mean?
(Secret Student laughs)
Dave - ... and they appreciated it!!
(Secret Student and Chris laugh)
Not a great example to set as his mum really. The Secret Student will be back on the air tomorrow to dish the dirt on the fancy dress disco tonight. Plus if you don’t know btw, the idea behind the whole Secret Student thing is to get someone on the show to follow throughout uni life - as Chris said he wants to do 5 years minimum on the breakfast show. That should shut those idiots up who say he’ll be the one leaving the show next week - you know who you are.
Secret Student - Thank you very much for your call
Chris laughs - Thank you very much for your call! You can go back to bed now son..
Secret Student - Alright, thanks a lot mum
(Chris laughs)
IAN BROWN, SHAUN RYDER, WILLIAM SHATNER AND BRIAN MAY:
... are not the new chrismoyles.net show reviewers taking over after me, but are in fact a group of fellas who featured prominently on the show this morning... in some form or another. First of all my two biggest rock n roll heroes are @ Maida Vale together this lunchtime for Jo Whiley - that’s Mr Noel Gallagher and the one and only Ian Brown. Who’s new single Keep What Ya Got (featuring Noel, performed for Jo here) is brilliant btw... and shockingly STILL hasn’t been played on Chris’s show yet. Sort it out playlist people. Chris and Dave talked about Ian’s best solo song - F.E.A.R (or F.E.R.A as dyslexic Chris called it) - which in my opinion is the most underrated track of the last five years. Only reached number 13 too. An outrage.
Chris (as Ian Brown in his truly dreadful Manc accent) - I’m a legend me, I used to be in the Rone Stoses..
(Dave and Rach laugh)
(Noel, Jo and Ian - pic taken later today)
Chris was wondering if Ian and Noel would be listening this morning during half time. The answer almost certainly no, but Chris didn’t know where Ian lives - and how long it’d take him to get to Maida Vale. A pile of texts came in saying he lives near Warrington, and another pile came in saying he lives in Rhyl in North Wales. You knew that at even the slightest mention of Mancunians and Rhyl, the old Shaun Ryder story was going to be told again. Amazingly Rachel had never heard it, and Dave re told it for her. It's from the rainy Rhyl road show of many a moon ago - when (then) Producer Ben told Chris and Dave that there was someone at the side of the stage waiting to meet them.
Dave - and it turns out it was Shaun Ryder, who was waiting with his kids at the side of the stage cos he wanted to meet Chris..
Chris - See!
He brought him a packet of tongue, as Chris had took a lump out of his own the week before in Glasgow, and had been moaning about it ever since on the radio. Shaun then went for a pint with Chris and Dave across the road, and even chatted to Chris’s mum Vera and his Uncle Jim and Auntie Margaret too (without swearing). For more on this just buy the book “Hallelujah! - The Extraordinary Story of Shaun Ryder and The Happy Mondays” by John Warburton (see info @ Amazon here), as it includes numerous quotes by Chris all the way through. A top top read as well...
(Shaun Ryder)
As for Shatner and May - It was Shatner’s brilliant cover of Common People by Pulp played during half time this morning, and it was May’s less so brilliant track Driven By You (number six in December 91) chosen by Chris for today’s Buzz Off. This after his original choice refused to cue up...
Dave - This is rubbish!!
(Dom laughs)
Chris - It’s not my fault! It’s not loading up...
Dom - It’s a farce!
*O Mio Babbino Caro bed plays for second time*
Dave - Dave buzz
(Dom and Rach laugh)
Chris (laughing) - No, we haven’t started yet
When it finally started, the reaction wasn’t any better:-
Dave (laughing) - What a dreadful record...it was an advert for transit vans!!
(Dom and Rach laugh)
Dave buzzed in first on 7 seconds, Rach on 8 and Dom on 11. Dave and Dom even double buzzed in again after just over a minute. Chris said fine, stopped the track - and moved on to some of the others on the CD. Such as Wind Of Change by The Scorpions...
Dave - Is this “The Worst of 1991” by any chance?
(Rachel laughs)
Chris - No! It’s got Amy Grant Baby Baby on
Dom (laughs) - Well in that case, what were we thinking!!
(Dom and Rach laugh)
JAMES AND RICHARD’S BIG NIGHT @ OT - AND TODAY’S ONE ROAD TRAVEL:>>>
Last night was not only a huge night at Old Trafford for Rio Ferdinand, but also for James Bradbury (from Didsbury) and Richard Lewis (from The Wirral) - both of whom won the breakfast shows Spot The Ball competition last week, and both of whom took three penalties each at half time. Ian Kennedy from Radio Merseyside kindly did the commentary for Chris, and it was played out today just after 8:45. Richard won the shoot out 1-0, with James having all of his pens saved. In his voicemail message back to the team, he said the keeper will never pull off 3 more outstanding saves in his life...
James - Oh and I think the fact he was a Leeds fan also had something to do with his motivation for saving them..
Chris - Right
(Dave laughs)
James said never mind though - United won, Bryan Robson signed his shirt... and he also saw Roy Walker. Chris at first thought he’d got mixed up with Roy Keane, and then asked what the hell good old Roy was doing there:
Dave - He’s got a friend who lives there!
(all laugh)
He’s a United season ticket holder actually. One final word on the night from Liverpool fan Richard (who had promised to shout out “this ones for Dominic Byrne!!” as he ran up to hit one of his pens):
Richard - Oh and also tell Dom I did shout out his name on the second and third penalties... and missed them both, so cheers for that mate..
(Chris, Dom and Dave laugh)
Today was once again “Windy Motorway Tuesday” on One Road Travel, and Dom had picked the obscurely titled “Bluebells Hill junction”. Chris said but not as in the same Bluebells who sang “Youuuung at Heart”...
Chris - Also Daves got a video called “blue bells”..
(Dom laughs)
Dave (laughing) - That was yours!
Chris (laughing) - It wasn’t mine!
Dave (laughing) - It was!
Chris (laughing) - It was not!
Dave - You got it on mail order..
(According to Chris there’s already a parody of Wimbledon on the market too... Wimbledong)
*New balls please*
AND THE OTHER CRAP YOU MAY HAVE MISSED TODAY:>>>
*Chris and Dave talking veruccas and Vidukas in more audio imaging chat after half 8 (don’t ask)
*The news that both Chris and Sophie (her for Chris) both went out and bought the Star Wars Trilogy on DVD yesterday. Ooops.
*Dave stressing his backing for Chris’s new anti-Robbie Williams campaign on the show. He said he’s happy Robbie’s not coming on, as he’s still narked at him for Knebworth - when (to quote Dave) “he was so far up his own arse” that he couldn’t even come and be bothered to talk to them for ten minutes
*Other stuff today included Chris playing the better and full length album version of Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand, and him also playing out a phone call Aled made yesterday - this to a texter who had text in calling yesterday’s show “the worst you’ve ever done and embarrassing”. Factually incorrect of course - and this yellow belly put the phone down on Aled first time, bottled out of picking up the second call - and then never rang him back after the voicemail...
Chris - To be fair though, he probably wasn’t scared about dealing with the show... just Aled I would imagine
(Dom and Jules laugh)
Dave - I’ve gotta admit I would have put the phone down on Aled...
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE RE MATCH:
SCOTT the water guy from sunny Bournemouth 2
MARTINE a sexy landscape gardener from Balcombe 0
Chris - Don’t forget...
*Roy Walker Clip* - Say What You Hear!!
Chris - Just found a new button..
(Dave and Dom laugh)
Daves Feckin Brilliant Tedious Link
Coldplay Yellow - “Yellow Submarine” was a number one for The Beatles in the summer of 1966, shortly after England won the World Cup - The next World Cup is to be staged by Germany, who’s capital is Berlin - Berlin the band topped the charts in 1986 with “Take My Breath Away”, from the soundtrack of Top Gun - Top Gun was the film that catapulted Tom Cruise to mega stardom, and secured him lead roles in future classics such as *, Rain Man and Days Of Thunder - The Days Of Thunder soundtrack featured Maria McKee’s “Show Me Heaven” - “Heaven” rhymes with “7”, which is a prime number, as are 3 and 5 - 5 is the number of gold rings in the well known Christmas song - Christmas always happens on the same date each year, unlike Easter and Chinese New Year, which both move - The word “move” is often associated with the word “house” - and if you move house, you might celebrate finally getting into your new home by opening a bottle of champagne - Which links us to the greatest song ever to feature the word “champagne” in the title, it is of course Oasis and Champagne Supernova
NO MINI MOYLES UPDATE:>>>
(Not sure why - there just wasn’t). I think I’ll just about survive...
<A HREF="http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~chris/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=8431">> Tuesday 21st September 04 - What Did You Think Of This Show/Review? Tell Us Here! <</A>
Man flu time everybody. Originally with the bald man Byrne last week, the symptoms have now made their way over to Comedy Dave and (to a lesser extent) Mr Chris Moyles himself. He said he felt like crap from the nose up this morning, and Dave added that he too is “bunged up nasally”. Jocelyn also has the flu, but being a girl she’s decided not to moan about it and just get on with the job...
Dave - She’s not suffering like us though. Women don’t get it as bad as men... fact
Rach - Oh rubbish!!
Rach said she’s now bound to catch it after spending 3 hours in a studio with them lot every day, so a supportive Chris said she might as well get it over and done with then. He invited her round to his place tonight to pass him the remote control, feed him chicken soup and serve him orange juice... although only if you replace the chicken soup with “fish and chips” and the orange juice with “Fosters”. The perfect recipe to getting over any kind of man flu. Moyles tried to prove he wasn’t over exaggerating by saying that he even brought his Vicks inhaler into work today:
Chris - So imagine this, a Radio 1 DJ sticking stuff up his nose all morning. Can you believe that?
Dave - Good mornin..
(Chris laughs - Deep Dish vocals)
Last night was a big night for Chris then - cos in Leicester Square it was the premiere of his new film Wimbledon, which btw also co stars Paul Betterbuys and Kirsten Dunst. The whole team headed down there, all that is apart from Dom - who’s already seen the movie. So (as it does) the lights go down, the ads go on, and then the film starts rolling. Literally ten minutes into the film though... Dave and Jules got up - and left. Not cos it was bad, but cos they wanted to go watch the Man U - Liverpool match down the pub instead. Now that’s what you call support. Dave told Chris to stop his whining and said he’d go and see it properly next week, “y’know when you have to pay and stuff”. Nice. Chris suggested him and Jules went together to see it on a hot date one afternoon. Dave said no offence to Jules but if it was ok, he’d rather go on his own. Chris couldn’t imagine that...
Chris (as Dave) - “Hello, one for the romantic comedy please about the tennis..”
(Dom, Jules and Dave laugh)
(Paul and Kirsten at the big premiere last night)
Obviously they have bit part roles in the film - and not ones quite as big as that of the 9 second wonder himself, Monsieur Christophe Moyles. Chris and Greyhead had put together a neat little “fake press conference” package for just before the 8 o’clock news. It basically involved Chris answering questions from all of the following press people, and then giving the wrong names back etc etc: Julie from “What Caravan” magazine, James from Wired, Paul from Ireland AM and Tamzin from London Tonight. Sounded fit her. Greyhead wound up proceedings at the end, and Chris said he was the choreographer of the whole evening... a bit like with Mouldy Lookin’ Stain. Apparently Will devised the heavily camp MLS dance routine himself... despite having no past record of working in choreography. Saves on the cash though y’see. Chris ended the link by trying miserably to mix the start of Mousse T and “Is It Cos I’m Cool?” into the instrumental bed of the same song. Unlike with Scott Mills - it wasn’t exactly flawless. Chris basically buggered everything up and nothing would play. This at about 7:59 btw, so Chris said there wasn’t any point in playing another track before the news really...
Dave (laughing) - So what are you gonna do? Just waffle?
Chris - Well I have done for the last seven years..
LIBERTY X OR NO LIBERTY X - PLUS THE WINNER OF SECRET STUDENT:
Just a day after his latest bit of playlist bashing (Rui Da Silva in particular), Chris was straight back on the offensive within an hour today. He had been scheduled to play Just A Little by Liberty X in the segway after the half seven news, but wanted to stick something else on instead. He said he was bored of the music team being so predictable. Therefore he roamed through his Best Of 1991 Buzz Off CD, and found the utter gem that is Rhythm Is A Mystery by K-Klass. Rach said no he couldn’t play it, as she’s sick of the battle between the show and the Radio 1 music department...
Chris - It’s not!! It’s between me and the music department, but I leave at five past ten and you’ve gotta deal with it..
Making friends across the BBC eh? Chris said there was absolutely no way he was playing that Liberty X crap, although Rachel was clearly telling him he had too (in a visual form). He refused, and then said he could see she had the right “mump on”. He was gonna say “right hump” or “mard on”... but ended up saying a mixture of the two:
(Dom and Dave laugh)
Chris - Once again I’m joining words and phrases together and coming out with nonsense!!
Dom - Rachel’s got the mumps? That’s terrible..
(Dave, Chris and Jules laugh)
Rach (off mic) - No I haven’t!!
Dom - No Rach, I’m not saying you have actually got the mumps am I...
In the end Rach conceded and Chris played K-Klass, promising to try and fit in that Liberty X tune into the next half hour. Hmm, yeah right. I’d like to know how many records actually get dropped from the show on a daily basis. Chris usually plays between 22 and 26 each day - but in a +3hr show that’s not a great deal (as we all know).
Chris - But don’t get me wrong, I do love the music on Radio 1...
Secret Student time - and we have a winner! His name is * and he comes from *. You’ll need one of those dead posh computers to break that code btw. The winner is actually my favourite from all the qualifying rounds, who sounds ever so slightly like Stuart from Big Brother (but without the “chicken” in the background). The Secret Student is now at his new uni, where he’d made what Dave would call a “strong start” yesterday. This by being too busy at the freshers fair to go see his tutor. That appointment has now been moved to this afternoon. The Secret Student (who’s identity won’t be revealed for quite a long time), explained how he is living in a block of 6 flats with the thinnest set of walls ever. Chris told him that if anyone accuses him of being the Secret Student, he should just say no - that’s my mum on the phone at quarter past 8 every day... who happens to have a very active interest in my social life. Like the fancy dress disco tonight, which sounds like hell. Chris obviously had some info on the Secret Student, and asked him why he’d chosen to join the Art History Appreciation Society. He replied bluntly - cos they’ll be loads of rich posh girls there, and no men.
Secret Student - I could fill the void for them..
Dave - Well yeah
Chris - I like that. “I studied Art History & Appreciation”, yeah - how did you get on?, “Laid about five of em”... you know what I mean?
(Secret Student laughs)
Dave - ... and they appreciated it!!
(Secret Student and Chris laugh)
Not a great example to set as his mum really. The Secret Student will be back on the air tomorrow to dish the dirt on the fancy dress disco tonight. Plus if you don’t know btw, the idea behind the whole Secret Student thing is to get someone on the show to follow throughout uni life - as Chris said he wants to do 5 years minimum on the breakfast show. That should shut those idiots up who say he’ll be the one leaving the show next week - you know who you are.
Secret Student - Thank you very much for your call
Chris laughs - Thank you very much for your call! You can go back to bed now son..
Secret Student - Alright, thanks a lot mum
(Chris laughs)
IAN BROWN, SHAUN RYDER, WILLIAM SHATNER AND BRIAN MAY:
... are not the new chrismoyles.net show reviewers taking over after me, but are in fact a group of fellas who featured prominently on the show this morning... in some form or another. First of all my two biggest rock n roll heroes are @ Maida Vale together this lunchtime for Jo Whiley - that’s Mr Noel Gallagher and the one and only Ian Brown. Who’s new single Keep What Ya Got (featuring Noel, performed for Jo here) is brilliant btw... and shockingly STILL hasn’t been played on Chris’s show yet. Sort it out playlist people. Chris and Dave talked about Ian’s best solo song - F.E.A.R (or F.E.R.A as dyslexic Chris called it) - which in my opinion is the most underrated track of the last five years. Only reached number 13 too. An outrage.
Chris (as Ian Brown in his truly dreadful Manc accent) - I’m a legend me, I used to be in the Rone Stoses..
(Dave and Rach laugh)
(Noel, Jo and Ian - pic taken later today)
Chris was wondering if Ian and Noel would be listening this morning during half time. The answer almost certainly no, but Chris didn’t know where Ian lives - and how long it’d take him to get to Maida Vale. A pile of texts came in saying he lives near Warrington, and another pile came in saying he lives in Rhyl in North Wales. You knew that at even the slightest mention of Mancunians and Rhyl, the old Shaun Ryder story was going to be told again. Amazingly Rachel had never heard it, and Dave re told it for her. It's from the rainy Rhyl road show of many a moon ago - when (then) Producer Ben told Chris and Dave that there was someone at the side of the stage waiting to meet them.
Dave - and it turns out it was Shaun Ryder, who was waiting with his kids at the side of the stage cos he wanted to meet Chris..
Chris - See!
He brought him a packet of tongue, as Chris had took a lump out of his own the week before in Glasgow, and had been moaning about it ever since on the radio. Shaun then went for a pint with Chris and Dave across the road, and even chatted to Chris’s mum Vera and his Uncle Jim and Auntie Margaret too (without swearing). For more on this just buy the book “Hallelujah! - The Extraordinary Story of Shaun Ryder and The Happy Mondays” by John Warburton (see info @ Amazon here), as it includes numerous quotes by Chris all the way through. A top top read as well...
(Shaun Ryder)
As for Shatner and May - It was Shatner’s brilliant cover of Common People by Pulp played during half time this morning, and it was May’s less so brilliant track Driven By You (number six in December 91) chosen by Chris for today’s Buzz Off. This after his original choice refused to cue up...
Dave - This is rubbish!!
(Dom laughs)
Chris - It’s not my fault! It’s not loading up...
Dom - It’s a farce!
*O Mio Babbino Caro bed plays for second time*
Dave - Dave buzz
(Dom and Rach laugh)
Chris (laughing) - No, we haven’t started yet
When it finally started, the reaction wasn’t any better:-
Dave (laughing) - What a dreadful record...it was an advert for transit vans!!
(Dom and Rach laugh)
Dave buzzed in first on 7 seconds, Rach on 8 and Dom on 11. Dave and Dom even double buzzed in again after just over a minute. Chris said fine, stopped the track - and moved on to some of the others on the CD. Such as Wind Of Change by The Scorpions...
Dave - Is this “The Worst of 1991” by any chance?
(Rachel laughs)
Chris - No! It’s got Amy Grant Baby Baby on
Dom (laughs) - Well in that case, what were we thinking!!
(Dom and Rach laugh)
JAMES AND RICHARD’S BIG NIGHT @ OT - AND TODAY’S ONE ROAD TRAVEL:>>>
Last night was not only a huge night at Old Trafford for Rio Ferdinand, but also for James Bradbury (from Didsbury) and Richard Lewis (from The Wirral) - both of whom won the breakfast shows Spot The Ball competition last week, and both of whom took three penalties each at half time. Ian Kennedy from Radio Merseyside kindly did the commentary for Chris, and it was played out today just after 8:45. Richard won the shoot out 1-0, with James having all of his pens saved. In his voicemail message back to the team, he said the keeper will never pull off 3 more outstanding saves in his life...
James - Oh and I think the fact he was a Leeds fan also had something to do with his motivation for saving them..
Chris - Right
(Dave laughs)
James said never mind though - United won, Bryan Robson signed his shirt... and he also saw Roy Walker. Chris at first thought he’d got mixed up with Roy Keane, and then asked what the hell good old Roy was doing there:
Dave - He’s got a friend who lives there!
(all laugh)
He’s a United season ticket holder actually. One final word on the night from Liverpool fan Richard (who had promised to shout out “this ones for Dominic Byrne!!” as he ran up to hit one of his pens):
Richard - Oh and also tell Dom I did shout out his name on the second and third penalties... and missed them both, so cheers for that mate..
(Chris, Dom and Dave laugh)
Today was once again “Windy Motorway Tuesday” on One Road Travel, and Dom had picked the obscurely titled “Bluebells Hill junction”. Chris said but not as in the same Bluebells who sang “Youuuung at Heart”...
Chris - Also Daves got a video called “blue bells”..
(Dom laughs)
Dave (laughing) - That was yours!
Chris (laughing) - It wasn’t mine!
Dave (laughing) - It was!
Chris (laughing) - It was not!
Dave - You got it on mail order..
(According to Chris there’s already a parody of Wimbledon on the market too... Wimbledong)
*New balls please*
AND THE OTHER CRAP YOU MAY HAVE MISSED TODAY:>>>
*Chris and Dave talking veruccas and Vidukas in more audio imaging chat after half 8 (don’t ask)
*The news that both Chris and Sophie (her for Chris) both went out and bought the Star Wars Trilogy on DVD yesterday. Ooops.
*Dave stressing his backing for Chris’s new anti-Robbie Williams campaign on the show. He said he’s happy Robbie’s not coming on, as he’s still narked at him for Knebworth - when (to quote Dave) “he was so far up his own arse” that he couldn’t even come and be bothered to talk to them for ten minutes
*Other stuff today included Chris playing the better and full length album version of Take Me Out by Franz Ferdinand, and him also playing out a phone call Aled made yesterday - this to a texter who had text in calling yesterday’s show “the worst you’ve ever done and embarrassing”. Factually incorrect of course - and this yellow belly put the phone down on Aled first time, bottled out of picking up the second call - and then never rang him back after the voicemail...
Chris - To be fair though, he probably wasn’t scared about dealing with the show... just Aled I would imagine
(Dom and Jules laugh)
Dave - I’ve gotta admit I would have put the phone down on Aled...
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE RE MATCH:
SCOTT the water guy from sunny Bournemouth 2
MARTINE a sexy landscape gardener from Balcombe 0
Chris - Don’t forget...
*Roy Walker Clip* - Say What You Hear!!
Chris - Just found a new button..
(Dave and Dom laugh)
Daves Feckin Brilliant Tedious Link
Coldplay Yellow - “Yellow Submarine” was a number one for The Beatles in the summer of 1966, shortly after England won the World Cup - The next World Cup is to be staged by Germany, who’s capital is Berlin - Berlin the band topped the charts in 1986 with “Take My Breath Away”, from the soundtrack of Top Gun - Top Gun was the film that catapulted Tom Cruise to mega stardom, and secured him lead roles in future classics such as *, Rain Man and Days Of Thunder - The Days Of Thunder soundtrack featured Maria McKee’s “Show Me Heaven” - “Heaven” rhymes with “7”, which is a prime number, as are 3 and 5 - 5 is the number of gold rings in the well known Christmas song - Christmas always happens on the same date each year, unlike Easter and Chinese New Year, which both move - The word “move” is often associated with the word “house” - and if you move house, you might celebrate finally getting into your new home by opening a bottle of champagne - Which links us to the greatest song ever to feature the word “champagne” in the title, it is of course Oasis and Champagne Supernova
NO MINI MOYLES UPDATE:>>>
(Not sure why - there just wasn’t). I think I’ll just about survive...
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