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- Mon Sep 27, 2004 3:44 pm
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AND THE TEAM MEMBER LEAVING THE SHOW IS... JULES!!!
1. Mousse T feat Emma Lanford - Is It Cos I'm Cool? 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. No Doubt - It’s My Life, 3. Eamon feat Ghostface - Love Them', 4. The Music - Freedom Fighters, 5. BUZZ OFF - Jackie Wilson - Reet Petite, 6. Jamelia - Superstar 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Nelly - Hot In Herre, 8. Robbie Williams - Radio, 9. Eric Prydz - Call On Me, 10. Pink feat William Orbit - Feel Good Time 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. Green Day - American Idiot, 12. Panjabi MC - Mundian To Bach Ke, 13. Embrace - Gravity, 14. Beyonce Knowles feat Jay-Z - Crazy In Love 8:30 NEWSBEAT 15. Ashlee Simpson - Pieces Of Me, 16. Feeder - Just The Way I’m Feeling, 17. The Black Eyed Peas feat Justin Timberlake - Where Is The Love, 18. Deep Dish - Flashdance, 19. Blur - Country House (Tedious Link), 20. Natasha Bedingfield - These Words, 21. The Streets - Blinded By The Lights, 22. Joss Stone - You Had Me 9:30 NEWSBEAT 23. Estelle - Free, 24. Oakenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise, 25. Christina Milian feat Joe Budden - Whatever U Want
So it’s Jules who’s on her way then. That was the surprise announcement made on this morning’s show - that the petite Potteries princess herself is off to pastures new. Or rather old - as she’s going back to work full time at Five Live again. She’s moving up here to become their full time North West football reporter (whatever that means) and her last show with Chris and the team will be this forthcoming Friday. It’s sad to see her go and all that - but if I’m honest her departure has a minimal effect on the show compared to if any of the other five had gone (and I’m excluding Joce and Greyhead here btw). In fact for a couple of minutes over the 8:30 news I almost had a heart attack about who was leaving... but we’ll get to why in just a minute. First I should probably give you the results of the obligatory text poll, launched by Chris after the 8:00 news. It asked people who they thought was leaving, and the results looked like this:
8 - JOCELYN*
7 - WILL
6 - JULES
5 - DOM
4 - DAVE
3 - CHRIS
2 - RACHEL
1 - ALED
Votes also came in for Roy Walker, Mr Fish, Longman, the jingle singers and Baldy Greg (random)... but all of those are staying on the show. Well all apart from Baldy Greg, who’s not been on it for like five years...
Chris - A few people are saying “I hope it’s not that fat egotistical gob bite”... but honestly, Dominic’s not that fat
Dave - There’s some interesting sentiments actually on the text messages
Chris - Yeah
Dave - Some of love, some of pure hatred..
(both laugh)
Moyles said he was quite surprised that the news someone was leaving hadn’t leaked out anywhere beforehand actually. Ha. chrismoyles.net - the home of breaking news. With all the texts in, Chris played the tension bed from Millionaire... and revealed one by one the people from that list who are staying on the show. Eventually it was down to just two people - Juliette Ferrington from Sport and Comedy Dave from Hong Kong:
Chris - and I can reveal that the person not returning to this show... is Dave
(Millionaire loser stab and Weakest Link Walk Of Shame music)
Dave said it was the “end of an error”, and added that he didn’t want to reveal why he was leaving just yet. I will admit that I did have a short heart stoppage at this point, because (as sycophantic as it might sound) Dave is brilliant and makes the show. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve no doubt Chris could do it without him, but it wouldn’t be anywhere near as good. Moyles went straight into the half 8 news as 7 million people across the UK sat in shock, but there was soon a quick explanation...
(Dom finishes the weather)
Chris - Oh I just want to say by the way, I got it wrong. It’s not Dave, it’s Juliette
*One Road Travel stab*
Oh yes, he had us all fooled. A genius bit of work - but what a git. Chris apologised and said he only did that cos he thought there’d be a huge influx of texts coming in saying “we love you Dave!!” and “no Dave, you can’t leave!!”:
Chris - However the first few that came in were like “oh, good riddance”
(Chris and Dave laugh)
Dave (laughing) - “I never liked him anyway”...
(Dom and Dave laugh)
The best thing about the whole link was the text Dave received from his mum during the 8:30 news (this remember when it’d just been announced he was leaving). It simply read “what’s going on?”. Dave apologised to his mum for the early morning shock, and told her not to worry - his job is safe... for now. Well until he slags Robbie off again anyway. With the whole Dave thing now out of the way, attention turned to Jules (cue the Our Tune track looped for 10 mins or so). Jules said she was composed and wouldn’t be crying. She did eventually well up though, this after Chris had described how she’d be sitting all alone in her rainy Manchester apartment - watching them from afar on the webcam:
(*Jules cries*)
Rach - Oh don’t, you’ll start me off!
(Jules laughs and Dom sighs)
Chris - Hey... I wish you were bloody leaving!!!
(all laugh)
Chris - Dom, are you crying too?
Dom - No I’m not crying no
Chris - You got a cold?
Dom - Yeah, just got a bit of mucus
Lovely. Dave was cracking up as Chris continued to try to make Jules cry, due to the fact Rachel was in floods of tears behind him...
Rach - It’s an emotional moment!!
Chris - Eh?
Dave - She’s going through the change..
(Jules, Dom and Chris laugh - and go “oooh”)
Rach - Get out!
(all laugh)
Dom - There’s your trail right there... 8:43
No news yet on Jules’s replacement, but I would suspect it to be Carrie Davis (who covered for her during Wimbledon). Either her or “Dominique” Byrne in a high pitched voice, doubling his wage...
- Leave your good luck message for Jules here @ R1 ONLINE
Chris - So many people are going to miss you, so many sad beautiful text messages coming in.. (reads) ... “Which ones Juliette?”
(all burst out laughing)
THE JINGLE SINGERS SING FOR JULES:>>>
“The Queen Of Sport is on her way, we’re really gonna miss her,
She’s not going that far away, but only up to Manchester,
You’ll leave us with a teary face, and lots of memories,
Like your drinking, dancing, singing... and of course your massive mammories,
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
*Who today confirmed I have been spelling her name right all along - it is JOCELYN, not Josslin or Joselin, or whatever the hell else these crazy amateurs have been calling her.
TIM FROM ACCOUNTS GOES BREAK DANCING, PLUS WES AND JACKIE WILSON:
At first the subject of Chris’s break dancing story remained anonymous, but it soon became obvious... well when he said who it was. Being a young crazy hipster of a lad, Tim from Accounts had spotted an ad in the paper for break dancing lessons at the local community centre. Him and his flat mate rang up, collectively agreed to go along, stuck on their most horrible 80’s leather zip up break dancing jackets... and set off.
Chris - “Break dancing this way” says the sign on the door, and they get very excited. So they open the door up, walk in and see... a room full of 10 and 11 year olds
(all laugh)
Dave (laughing) - and then they moonwalked out!
(Dom, Jules and Chris laugh)
It’s all change again at Radio 1 these next few weeks. Spoony, Scott, Wes and JK and Joel are all on the move - plus Chappers and Dave will return too (more details on that later in the week). For now though it’s good old Wesley Buttersby in for Nemone on Early Breakfast, while she’s off sunning herself in Italy...
Chris - So you’re on all week then?
Wes - Yes
Chris - Is that pure coincidence with the fact that it’s national cheese week this week?
(Dave laughs)
Wes - Is it really?
Chris - Yep
Wes - I didn’t know that
Buzz Off this morning was a bit of a weird one to say the least. Chris opted to go back nearly 47 years to November 1957, for the number six hit Reet Petite by Jackie Wilson. He urged the team to give it time - and they did, albeit just 7 seconds. Dave, Rach and Dom all buzzed in in quick succession, with Dave calling it “a rubbish choice”. Chris said he had to play at least 30 seconds for the listeners to make up their mind:
(30 seconds later Chris stops the song)
Chris - Right let’s look at the texts... ok they obviously need a bit more
(presses play again as Dom laughs)
In the end Chris winded up playing the full 2 mins 43, this as the text vote swung to 63% Buzz On. He called it the “air trombone factor”. Dave said no, and added that Chris had just failed to recognise the fundamental rules of the feature - and played it till the audience agreed with him. He said yeah, damn right.
EMBRACE, HALF TIME HELLOS AND DAVE KNOWS HIS GIRLS ALOUD:>>>
Embrace were Fridays Live Loungers with the Whiley, and they performed a cover of D12’s How Come - which just about worked (you can hear it in Real Player here). Dave was in the loo when it was on on Friday, so missed the cover that they did. He couldn’t recognise it this morning either actually - not until Chris told him it was D12 afterwards anyway. As you may have expected, today’s half time was very very random. It included Chris saying hello to all the Emmerdale cast his mum met at the Leeds match on Friday night, Rachel telling Moyles how Mike Skinner was rude to her the other day (he says Mike has now gone up in his estimation) - and Dave and Chris chatting Patsy Kensit, car chases, explosions and <s>easily forgettable</s> legendary Lethal Weapon movies. Dave said he has them all on DVD, and likes to put them on while Emma’s out. This just so he can put his chair between the two speakers and get the full (kind of) surround sound quality going. He said Emma doesn’t understand stereo y’see. Next up Chris and Dave got talking Girls Aloud (again). Chris is a bit of a Girls Aloud fan now it seems, although a bit of a latecomer it has to be said. He asked Dave to run through the line up again. Vitty did it at once, with places of birth and everything...
Rachel - How do you know all this?
Dave - What do you mean?
Rachel - Your knowledge of Girls Aloud
Dave - Well because I’m informed Rachel. I know my pop..
(Chris laughs)
I can think of a few more reasons he might have wanted to do some research too (good mornin). Chris said the “kitty cat” line in one of their last songs makes him go all well, erm...
Chris - Does that do it for you?
Chris - Yeahhh
Dave - You 30 year old man..
Chris - Oh I’m sorry Dave. When your wife goes out, you put the chair between the surround sound speakers... who’s sad now eh? Loser..
(Rach and Dave laugh)
(That’ll be Girls Aloud then - although granted an old pic)
TEAM FOOTY ROUND UP - WEEK 8:>>>
Chris - Leeds lost 1-0 to Sunderland on Friday in The Coca Cola Championship
Dave - Everton won 1-0 against Pompey yesterday in The Barclays Premiership
Dom - Liverpool thumped Norwich 3-0 on Saturday in The Barclays Premiership
Jules - Port Vale got thrashed 3-0 at home by bottom club Blackpool in Coca Cola League 1
Rachel - Kidderminster lost 1-0 at Bristol Rovers in Coca Cola League 2
MY LAST EVER CHRISMOYLES.NET TOP TEN CHART RUNDOWN
10 (11) Natasha Bedingfield - These Words (Soooo last month)
9 (8) Twista feat Anthony Hamilton - Sunshine (Time to cross this off the playlist please)
8 (-) Donny Osmond - Breeze On By (Obviously some kind of wind up)
7 (7) 3 Of A Kind - Baby Cakes (Satan’s national anthem... *shivers*)
6 (6) Brian McFadden - Real To Me (Genius lyrics)
5 (3) Green Day - American Idiot (Love it more than ever. Best song in the chart by a mile!)
4 (5) Jo Jo - Leave (Get Out) (Hmm... don’t overstay your welcome love)
3 (4) Nelly - Flap Your Wings/My Place (Will someone please tell this bloke to f*ck off?)
2 (2) Girls Aloud - Love Machine (good little pop tune by them again)
1 (1) Eric Prydz - Call On Me (Good but not that good. Shouldn’t be number one next week)
*Highlights of the chart bit today included Dave mixing up his odds and his evens, plus him announcing Eric Prydz (pronounced Pridz) as number one again...
Cheesy Chart DJ Dave - Congratulations to Eric... from all of us here at BBC Radio 1
(Chris and Rach laugh)
OTHER STUFF ON THE SHOW TODAY:>>>
*Chris in the mix with Mousse T again
*Him, Jules, Dave and Dom discussing the rules and scoring system in Irish Gaelic football
*Chris calling Ghostface Killah “Goatface Killah” by accident (funny)
*Moyles calling Jensen Button a miserable, yellow belly, bottling loser (cos he wouldn’t come on the show a bit ago)
*Plus the team discussing the looks of the all female violin group Bond, who Chris said included Mrs Van Nistelhorse. Dave thought that was a touch harsh, but then got passed the brochure with their pics in...
Dave - Actually the one on the rights struggling isn’t she?
(Dom, Jules and Chris laugh)
PERSONALISED JINGLE WEEK - DAY 1:>>> LYNNE DOHERTY
“Lynne Doherty’s from Scotland, but now she lives in London,
She’s tall and fat and quite funny, and looks like Martine McCutcheon,
She goes out with her mates, for karaoke, fun and snooker,
Ok she doesn’t play it, but she does like Mark Viduka,
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
JEN a funny and fit sounding student from Borough Green in Kent 2
LEE a thick courier from Weston Super Mare 1
(*Chris and Jen talking about her having no boyfriend..*)
Jen - You couldn’t handle me..
Chris - Pardon?
Jen - You couldn’t handle me
Chris - I’d give you a good go though love..
(all laugh loudly)
Roy Walker - Get on with it Chris
Daves Tedious Link
Felix Don’t You Want Me - “Felix” is the name of a famous fictional cat, along with Garfield, Top Cat and Bagpuss - “Bagpuss” sounds a bit like “bagpipes”, which are played by the Scottish at special occasions and times of celebration - “Celebration” is a classic record by Kool & The Gang, who also scored a big hit with Cherish in 1985, the year that Live Aid took place in both London and Philadelphia - Philadelphia is a famous type of cheese, as are Edam, Cheddar and Gorgonzola - If you remove the “Gorgon” part of Gorgonzola you’re left simply with “Zola”, as in Zola Budd, who was one of the most famous female bare foot South African Olympic athletes of all time - Time passes like sands through the hourglass - Glass is something that needs to be blown - If you add an “I” to “blown” you get “blowin”, as in “Blowin Bubbles”, which is a song you’d be familiar with if you’re a supporter of West Ham - West Ham youth product Joe Cole is now finally getting a game at Chelsea - and Chelsea’s famous supporters include a certain Damon Albarn from Blur - Which links us predictably to Blur and Country House
CHEESE TECHNICALITY
*Philadelphia is a brand of cheese, not a type
MINI MOYLES UPDATE:>>> (courtesy of Sarah Hilary)
- Chris will be going to the cinema today and will then be playing lots of mindless Xbox games
- Dave is expecting a visit from British Gas to inspect his radiator leakage (same at our house too)
- Jules will be starting packing for her move to Manchester (already? jeez)
- Also:- Aled’s working, Joce’s running, Dom’s sleeping, and Rachel is (as ever) going for a swim
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1. Mousse T feat Emma Lanford - Is It Cos I'm Cool? 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. No Doubt - It’s My Life, 3. Eamon feat Ghostface - Love Them', 4. The Music - Freedom Fighters, 5. BUZZ OFF - Jackie Wilson - Reet Petite, 6. Jamelia - Superstar 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Nelly - Hot In Herre, 8. Robbie Williams - Radio, 9. Eric Prydz - Call On Me, 10. Pink feat William Orbit - Feel Good Time 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. Green Day - American Idiot, 12. Panjabi MC - Mundian To Bach Ke, 13. Embrace - Gravity, 14. Beyonce Knowles feat Jay-Z - Crazy In Love 8:30 NEWSBEAT 15. Ashlee Simpson - Pieces Of Me, 16. Feeder - Just The Way I’m Feeling, 17. The Black Eyed Peas feat Justin Timberlake - Where Is The Love, 18. Deep Dish - Flashdance, 19. Blur - Country House (Tedious Link), 20. Natasha Bedingfield - These Words, 21. The Streets - Blinded By The Lights, 22. Joss Stone - You Had Me 9:30 NEWSBEAT 23. Estelle - Free, 24. Oakenfold - Starry Eyed Surprise, 25. Christina Milian feat Joe Budden - Whatever U Want
So it’s Jules who’s on her way then. That was the surprise announcement made on this morning’s show - that the petite Potteries princess herself is off to pastures new. Or rather old - as she’s going back to work full time at Five Live again. She’s moving up here to become their full time North West football reporter (whatever that means) and her last show with Chris and the team will be this forthcoming Friday. It’s sad to see her go and all that - but if I’m honest her departure has a minimal effect on the show compared to if any of the other five had gone (and I’m excluding Joce and Greyhead here btw). In fact for a couple of minutes over the 8:30 news I almost had a heart attack about who was leaving... but we’ll get to why in just a minute. First I should probably give you the results of the obligatory text poll, launched by Chris after the 8:00 news. It asked people who they thought was leaving, and the results looked like this:
8 - JOCELYN*
7 - WILL
6 - JULES
5 - DOM
4 - DAVE
3 - CHRIS
2 - RACHEL
1 - ALED
Votes also came in for Roy Walker, Mr Fish, Longman, the jingle singers and Baldy Greg (random)... but all of those are staying on the show. Well all apart from Baldy Greg, who’s not been on it for like five years...
Chris - A few people are saying “I hope it’s not that fat egotistical gob bite”... but honestly, Dominic’s not that fat
Dave - There’s some interesting sentiments actually on the text messages
Chris - Yeah
Dave - Some of love, some of pure hatred..
(both laugh)
Moyles said he was quite surprised that the news someone was leaving hadn’t leaked out anywhere beforehand actually. Ha. chrismoyles.net - the home of breaking news. With all the texts in, Chris played the tension bed from Millionaire... and revealed one by one the people from that list who are staying on the show. Eventually it was down to just two people - Juliette Ferrington from Sport and Comedy Dave from Hong Kong:
Chris - and I can reveal that the person not returning to this show... is Dave
(Millionaire loser stab and Weakest Link Walk Of Shame music)
Dave said it was the “end of an error”, and added that he didn’t want to reveal why he was leaving just yet. I will admit that I did have a short heart stoppage at this point, because (as sycophantic as it might sound) Dave is brilliant and makes the show. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve no doubt Chris could do it without him, but it wouldn’t be anywhere near as good. Moyles went straight into the half 8 news as 7 million people across the UK sat in shock, but there was soon a quick explanation...
(Dom finishes the weather)
Chris - Oh I just want to say by the way, I got it wrong. It’s not Dave, it’s Juliette
*One Road Travel stab*
Oh yes, he had us all fooled. A genius bit of work - but what a git. Chris apologised and said he only did that cos he thought there’d be a huge influx of texts coming in saying “we love you Dave!!” and “no Dave, you can’t leave!!”:
Chris - However the first few that came in were like “oh, good riddance”
(Chris and Dave laugh)
Dave (laughing) - “I never liked him anyway”...
(Dom and Dave laugh)
The best thing about the whole link was the text Dave received from his mum during the 8:30 news (this remember when it’d just been announced he was leaving). It simply read “what’s going on?”. Dave apologised to his mum for the early morning shock, and told her not to worry - his job is safe... for now. Well until he slags Robbie off again anyway. With the whole Dave thing now out of the way, attention turned to Jules (cue the Our Tune track looped for 10 mins or so). Jules said she was composed and wouldn’t be crying. She did eventually well up though, this after Chris had described how she’d be sitting all alone in her rainy Manchester apartment - watching them from afar on the webcam:
(*Jules cries*)
Rach - Oh don’t, you’ll start me off!
(Jules laughs and Dom sighs)
Chris - Hey... I wish you were bloody leaving!!!
(all laugh)
Chris - Dom, are you crying too?
Dom - No I’m not crying no
Chris - You got a cold?
Dom - Yeah, just got a bit of mucus
Lovely. Dave was cracking up as Chris continued to try to make Jules cry, due to the fact Rachel was in floods of tears behind him...
Rach - It’s an emotional moment!!
Chris - Eh?
Dave - She’s going through the change..
(Jules, Dom and Chris laugh - and go “oooh”)
Rach - Get out!
(all laugh)
Dom - There’s your trail right there... 8:43
No news yet on Jules’s replacement, but I would suspect it to be Carrie Davis (who covered for her during Wimbledon). Either her or “Dominique” Byrne in a high pitched voice, doubling his wage...
- Leave your good luck message for Jules here @ R1 ONLINE
Chris - So many people are going to miss you, so many sad beautiful text messages coming in.. (reads) ... “Which ones Juliette?”
(all burst out laughing)
THE JINGLE SINGERS SING FOR JULES:>>>
“The Queen Of Sport is on her way, we’re really gonna miss her,
She’s not going that far away, but only up to Manchester,
You’ll leave us with a teary face, and lots of memories,
Like your drinking, dancing, singing... and of course your massive mammories,
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
*Who today confirmed I have been spelling her name right all along - it is JOCELYN, not Josslin or Joselin, or whatever the hell else these crazy amateurs have been calling her.
TIM FROM ACCOUNTS GOES BREAK DANCING, PLUS WES AND JACKIE WILSON:
At first the subject of Chris’s break dancing story remained anonymous, but it soon became obvious... well when he said who it was. Being a young crazy hipster of a lad, Tim from Accounts had spotted an ad in the paper for break dancing lessons at the local community centre. Him and his flat mate rang up, collectively agreed to go along, stuck on their most horrible 80’s leather zip up break dancing jackets... and set off.
Chris - “Break dancing this way” says the sign on the door, and they get very excited. So they open the door up, walk in and see... a room full of 10 and 11 year olds
(all laugh)
Dave (laughing) - and then they moonwalked out!
(Dom, Jules and Chris laugh)
It’s all change again at Radio 1 these next few weeks. Spoony, Scott, Wes and JK and Joel are all on the move - plus Chappers and Dave will return too (more details on that later in the week). For now though it’s good old Wesley Buttersby in for Nemone on Early Breakfast, while she’s off sunning herself in Italy...
Chris - So you’re on all week then?
Wes - Yes
Chris - Is that pure coincidence with the fact that it’s national cheese week this week?
(Dave laughs)
Wes - Is it really?
Chris - Yep
Wes - I didn’t know that
Buzz Off this morning was a bit of a weird one to say the least. Chris opted to go back nearly 47 years to November 1957, for the number six hit Reet Petite by Jackie Wilson. He urged the team to give it time - and they did, albeit just 7 seconds. Dave, Rach and Dom all buzzed in in quick succession, with Dave calling it “a rubbish choice”. Chris said he had to play at least 30 seconds for the listeners to make up their mind:
(30 seconds later Chris stops the song)
Chris - Right let’s look at the texts... ok they obviously need a bit more
(presses play again as Dom laughs)
In the end Chris winded up playing the full 2 mins 43, this as the text vote swung to 63% Buzz On. He called it the “air trombone factor”. Dave said no, and added that Chris had just failed to recognise the fundamental rules of the feature - and played it till the audience agreed with him. He said yeah, damn right.
EMBRACE, HALF TIME HELLOS AND DAVE KNOWS HIS GIRLS ALOUD:>>>
Embrace were Fridays Live Loungers with the Whiley, and they performed a cover of D12’s How Come - which just about worked (you can hear it in Real Player here). Dave was in the loo when it was on on Friday, so missed the cover that they did. He couldn’t recognise it this morning either actually - not until Chris told him it was D12 afterwards anyway. As you may have expected, today’s half time was very very random. It included Chris saying hello to all the Emmerdale cast his mum met at the Leeds match on Friday night, Rachel telling Moyles how Mike Skinner was rude to her the other day (he says Mike has now gone up in his estimation) - and Dave and Chris chatting Patsy Kensit, car chases, explosions and <s>easily forgettable</s> legendary Lethal Weapon movies. Dave said he has them all on DVD, and likes to put them on while Emma’s out. This just so he can put his chair between the two speakers and get the full (kind of) surround sound quality going. He said Emma doesn’t understand stereo y’see. Next up Chris and Dave got talking Girls Aloud (again). Chris is a bit of a Girls Aloud fan now it seems, although a bit of a latecomer it has to be said. He asked Dave to run through the line up again. Vitty did it at once, with places of birth and everything...
Rachel - How do you know all this?
Dave - What do you mean?
Rachel - Your knowledge of Girls Aloud
Dave - Well because I’m informed Rachel. I know my pop..
(Chris laughs)
I can think of a few more reasons he might have wanted to do some research too (good mornin). Chris said the “kitty cat” line in one of their last songs makes him go all well, erm...
Chris - Does that do it for you?
Chris - Yeahhh
Dave - You 30 year old man..
Chris - Oh I’m sorry Dave. When your wife goes out, you put the chair between the surround sound speakers... who’s sad now eh? Loser..
(Rach and Dave laugh)
(That’ll be Girls Aloud then - although granted an old pic)
TEAM FOOTY ROUND UP - WEEK 8:>>>
Chris - Leeds lost 1-0 to Sunderland on Friday in The Coca Cola Championship
Dave - Everton won 1-0 against Pompey yesterday in The Barclays Premiership
Dom - Liverpool thumped Norwich 3-0 on Saturday in The Barclays Premiership
Jules - Port Vale got thrashed 3-0 at home by bottom club Blackpool in Coca Cola League 1
Rachel - Kidderminster lost 1-0 at Bristol Rovers in Coca Cola League 2
MY LAST EVER CHRISMOYLES.NET TOP TEN CHART RUNDOWN
10 (11) Natasha Bedingfield - These Words (Soooo last month)
9 (8) Twista feat Anthony Hamilton - Sunshine (Time to cross this off the playlist please)
8 (-) Donny Osmond - Breeze On By (Obviously some kind of wind up)
7 (7) 3 Of A Kind - Baby Cakes (Satan’s national anthem... *shivers*)
6 (6) Brian McFadden - Real To Me (Genius lyrics)
5 (3) Green Day - American Idiot (Love it more than ever. Best song in the chart by a mile!)
4 (5) Jo Jo - Leave (Get Out) (Hmm... don’t overstay your welcome love)
3 (4) Nelly - Flap Your Wings/My Place (Will someone please tell this bloke to f*ck off?)
2 (2) Girls Aloud - Love Machine (good little pop tune by them again)
1 (1) Eric Prydz - Call On Me (Good but not that good. Shouldn’t be number one next week)
*Highlights of the chart bit today included Dave mixing up his odds and his evens, plus him announcing Eric Prydz (pronounced Pridz) as number one again...
Cheesy Chart DJ Dave - Congratulations to Eric... from all of us here at BBC Radio 1
(Chris and Rach laugh)
OTHER STUFF ON THE SHOW TODAY:>>>
*Chris in the mix with Mousse T again
*Him, Jules, Dave and Dom discussing the rules and scoring system in Irish Gaelic football
*Chris calling Ghostface Killah “Goatface Killah” by accident (funny)
*Moyles calling Jensen Button a miserable, yellow belly, bottling loser (cos he wouldn’t come on the show a bit ago)
*Plus the team discussing the looks of the all female violin group Bond, who Chris said included Mrs Van Nistelhorse. Dave thought that was a touch harsh, but then got passed the brochure with their pics in...
Dave - Actually the one on the rights struggling isn’t she?
(Dom, Jules and Chris laugh)
PERSONALISED JINGLE WEEK - DAY 1:>>> LYNNE DOHERTY
“Lynne Doherty’s from Scotland, but now she lives in London,
She’s tall and fat and quite funny, and looks like Martine McCutcheon,
She goes out with her mates, for karaoke, fun and snooker,
Ok she doesn’t play it, but she does like Mark Viduka,
The Chris Moyles Show, National Radio One”
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
JEN a funny and fit sounding student from Borough Green in Kent 2
LEE a thick courier from Weston Super Mare 1
(*Chris and Jen talking about her having no boyfriend..*)
Jen - You couldn’t handle me..
Chris - Pardon?
Jen - You couldn’t handle me
Chris - I’d give you a good go though love..
(all laugh loudly)
Roy Walker - Get on with it Chris
Daves Tedious Link
Felix Don’t You Want Me - “Felix” is the name of a famous fictional cat, along with Garfield, Top Cat and Bagpuss - “Bagpuss” sounds a bit like “bagpipes”, which are played by the Scottish at special occasions and times of celebration - “Celebration” is a classic record by Kool & The Gang, who also scored a big hit with Cherish in 1985, the year that Live Aid took place in both London and Philadelphia - Philadelphia is a famous type of cheese, as are Edam, Cheddar and Gorgonzola - If you remove the “Gorgon” part of Gorgonzola you’re left simply with “Zola”, as in Zola Budd, who was one of the most famous female bare foot South African Olympic athletes of all time - Time passes like sands through the hourglass - Glass is something that needs to be blown - If you add an “I” to “blown” you get “blowin”, as in “Blowin Bubbles”, which is a song you’d be familiar with if you’re a supporter of West Ham - West Ham youth product Joe Cole is now finally getting a game at Chelsea - and Chelsea’s famous supporters include a certain Damon Albarn from Blur - Which links us predictably to Blur and Country House
CHEESE TECHNICALITY
*Philadelphia is a brand of cheese, not a type
MINI MOYLES UPDATE:>>> (courtesy of Sarah Hilary)
- Chris will be going to the cinema today and will then be playing lots of mindless Xbox games
- Dave is expecting a visit from British Gas to inspect his radiator leakage (same at our house too)
- Jules will be starting packing for her move to Manchester (already? jeez)
- Also:- Aled’s working, Joce’s running, Dom’s sleeping, and Rachel is (as ever) going for a swim
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