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1. Thrills - What ever happend to Cory Hane 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Destiny's Child - Lose my Breath 3. Foo Fighters - All my Life 4. Dannii Minogue Vs Flower Power - You Won't Forget About Me 5. BUZZ OFF - Welcome to the cheap seats - The Wonder Stuff 6. Keane - Somewhere Only We Know 7:30 NEWSBEAT & ONE ROAD TRAVEL 7. Christina Aguilera - Dirty 8. Daniel BedingField - Nothing Hurts Like Love 9. Mouldy Lookin' Stain - Dogs Don't Kill People Wabbitz Do!! 10. Stereogram - Walkie Talkie Man 11. No Doubt - It’s My Life 12. U2 - Vertigo 13. Embrace - Gravity 8:00 NEWSBEAT 14. Eminem - Just Lose It 15. Sugababes - Round, Round 16. Scissor Sisters - Laura 8:30 NEWSBEAT & ONE ROAD TRAVEL 17. TEDIOUS LINK - Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag 18. Deep Dish - Flashdance 19. Good Charlotte - Predictable 20. Jo Jo - Get Out 9:30 NEWSBEAT & ONE ROAD TRAVEL 21. Tomcraft - Lonliness 22. Kelis featuring Andre 3000 - Millionaire

Chris, Dave, Fergus Dudley (writes in internal BBC phone directory style) and slightly less throaty Rachel were still at BBC Radio Leeds while Aled, Dom, Carrie and Danny held the fort back in London. Chris was feeling rather perky today after yesterday since he was continuously wretching like someone out of South Park, How fun!!
Chris: How sick are we? we're in bed with your sisters... *hits play for the Thrills*
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Bang straight into the news right after a few clock pips. A few more words from Chris about his wretching yesterday with an interesting conversation from Carrie came out from it about pebble dashing. Also about her Somerset accent. Which came out with Dave saying he hates that accent and we find that he actually called all the people in the west country
bumpkins and Chris asking to direct all Text Comments to Dave not him.


Carrie's New Jingle
Thought i might as well write out some of the jingles since they haven't been done yet:
We've got a new addition to our morning family,
Her name is Carrie Davis and she is very lovely,
She'll read the sports news everyday sit next to Dominic,
And give it a few more days until Moyles makes her sick,
The Chris Moyles Show, Moylesie Leave her alone, National Radio 1
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A massive load of texts came in due to Dave's view all varying in different ways including one about a Tracy working on the show???

Buzz Off

Today Chris decided to treat us all to Welcome to the
cheap seats by the Wonder Stuff which played all the way through and included Aled's personal knowledge of other songs by them.
ImageDave buzzed on 2:12,ImageRachel buzzed on 2:11 andImageAled buzzed on 2:13<p>
After One Road Travel Chris made a plea to the listeners to text in and say that
they were in a good mood this morning he then went on to talk about Nasal
Relievers. Where he talks about the instructions and how very simple they are.</p>
<p>Jingle 2</p>
<p>Chris Moyles is the boss and Davie does the jokes,
There's Dominic and
Aled they're really lovely blokes,
Rachel's the producer and Carrie reads the sport,
Then afterwards we've gone home it's will and Joss who hold the fort,
The Chris Moyles Show, Now you know our names, National Radio 1


Then we come to oriental Aled with his pronunciation issues with Christina Aguilera</p>
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Chris one again did his joke about Daniel Beddingfield's new single nothing hurts like love after his Car Accident and then came up with his
Meteorological theories about how we can move all the clouds down to France. Also he considered it to be an excellent time to plug Mouldy Lookin' Stain's Dogs Don't Kill People Wabbitz do where the proceeds go to Comic Relief (you can find out all the info about the stain at mouldylookinstain.co.uk) We then had a small conversation all about the new band
Stereogram.<p>Aled was up next with his Internet Life. As Chris said he has to
do most of his downloading from foreign websites. Chris also started talking
about his internet life where his Fake Name is Desperate Dan on MSN. Aled then
invited Chris in joining him and said he could be called Claire.</p>
<p>Dom's Guess Who</p>
<p>It's a man, Has done Presenting, Is Not Rolf Harris, Not in Films, British,
English, Over the age of 50, Is not Michael Parkinson, Is Married, Not a
Politician, Comic, Not Ricky Gervais, Not an Impersonator, Not Keith Harris </p>
<p>It is Burney Clifton.</p>
<p>After the news we learn that Aled isn't actually that perverted compared to a
lot of people out there also we have a conversation about Dom's facial hair and
how it's more on his face rather than on top, Carrie also not being a big fan of
facial hair for herself. We then got to Aled getting a kicking for Aled because
of some of his comments on air about that the village people took away the good
points about having facial hair and then Aled got the boot!!</p>
<p>Chris then says why they are up in Leeds due to the fact his Mum isn't very
well at the moment and is getting ready to have an operation.</p>
<p>Getting to Know Carrie</p>
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<p>A few questions were given to Carrie in the getting to know you session. The
first from Chris being Where were you born? Dave: What is your Start sign?
Chris: How old Are you? Dave: Where did you go to School?
Then they test Aled on
his memory skills where Aled only got the odd one right and Chris slipped in the
question to Aled what is her Bra size? Chris: What qualifications have you
got? Dave: What is the worst injury you've ever had? Chris: Do you like to be on
top..... Or do you not really care about arguing? Dave: Carrie What's the most
embarrassing about being drunk (not including Brum)?
This all came down to
some of Chris and Dave's favourite questions Chris's being her Bra Size. Also
Chris and Dave are offering their services as Bra Size Measurers.</p>
<p>...out of Scissor Sisters: ...and it went all over the floor </p>
<p>Tedious Link

Today Dave had to get from Chaka Khan - I feel for you to
Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag here's how he got on:</p>
<p>Chaka sounds a bit like chukka an Indian word describing a sub-divided
section in a game of Horse Polo, Polo first name Marco was a famous explorer who
I think first discovered China, China In Your Hand
 was a big hit for T'Pau who were fronted by Carol Decker is a
ginger woman like Anne Robinson who fronts the Weakest link where contests have
to back up a link like a chain is something you might find in the world of
property property is a business of Estate Agents, Agents can be secret like
Spies, Spies Like Us is a classic film starring Dan Acroid and Chebby Chase,
Chebby Chase shares the same surname as Lorraine Chase who is now in Emmerdale
along with that Marilyn bird who used to live with flat head fisher and also
used to go out with Matt Leticia, Matt Leticia supports Southampton who last
weekend were the latest scout for high flying Everton and Everton are the club
that Wayne Rooney walked out on to join mid-table strugglers Man Utd proving
himself to be nothing more than a Teenage Dirtbag Which links us to this morning
Tedious Link Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus.
</p>
<p>Seamless? - A bit of grief from Wayne Rooney and Man Utd Supporters.
This then led us into Limbo which was a conversation about Football and Fixtures
coming up this weekend.</p>
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<p>Half Time</p>
<p>Back to internet chats with Aled and Should you meet people off the internet?
Chris thinks not and challenges Aled once again on his internet chatting hobby.
Then led on to Aled's Short, Fat, Hairy Legs and Bingo Wings. Aled was arguing
saying that they were toned arms and footballers legs. Also the weather was on
topic as well with it being gloomy all over the country in Leeds and London
specifically. A rather short Half time today unfortunately not one of the best
either.</p>
<p>We then got to know Danny a little before the news and how he is only a year
younger than Chris <strike>(24)</strike> (30). Also about Jo's activities before
her show including taking off her jumper with Chris singing music to egg her on.
Chris sets Aled off to change the webcam feeds while Chris can talk about him
behind his back. Including a search to see if Carrie has a nice women for him.

One Road Travel today was a debut for Gas Leak Wednesday.</p>
<p>Downloading</p>
<p>Just before CPC they have a chat about MLS and what would happen if they did
get to Number One next week and what Bono's reaction to it would be which
involved Bono acting it out on the phone and a montage was played from the
people who have downloaded the single.

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Our Contestants today staring with Mr Fish were
Rachel the air stewardess and Ian the delivery driver
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<p>Chris felt that Rachel (caller) was being very unenthusiastic and was very
close to being cut off and instead started having a conversation about Aviation
Uniform. Ian's truck had broken down so was stuck on the side of the road with a
beefy horn and 3 Nice Wheels. Chris had to fly through the catchphrases as it
was so late so in the end decided that he would continue tomorrow.
1st Catchphrase:
Melting Butter in Your Mouth

2nd Catchphrase:
Postponed till tomorrow

All important Tie Break Catchphrase: Postponed
till tomorrow


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Right well that was my first review hope you have been slightly entertained at least anyways
I'm off to hide myself in the cupboard under the stairs
until next Wednesday where I will review again, Good Moo!
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