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- Mon Nov 15, 2004 3:47 pm
#242049
TRACKLISTING:
7AM NEWSBEAT 1. Gwen Stefani - What You Waiting For 2. Joe Budden - Pump It Up 3. Razorlight - Rip It Up 4. BUZZ OFF: Fergal Sharkey - A Good Heart 5. Mousse T - Is It Cause I'm Cool? 7:30AM NEWSBEAT 6. Embrace - Ashes 7. Kelis - Milkshake 8. U2 - Vertigo 9. Britney Spears - Toxic
8AM NEWSBEAT 10. Foo Fighters - One By One 11. Kylie - I Believe In You 12. Eminem - Toy Soldiers 8:30 NEWSBEAT 13. Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten 14. Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved 15. TEDIOUS LINK: R.E.M - Shiny Happy People 16. Damien Rice - The Blowers Daughter 17. Jamelia - DJ 18. The Thrills - Not For All The Love 19. Destiny's Child - Lose My Breath 20. Stereophonics - Have A Nice Day 21. Usher - Yeah 22. Michael Gray - The Weekend.
Gud Mornin!
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So, then, Band Aid 20 - the re-make of Midge Ure and Bob Geldof's "Do They Know It's Christmas" - is going to be aired on the breakfast show for the first time tomorrow, approximately 8AM folks...... Chris hoped the airing would help put the Geldof/Moyles spat to rest once and for all...a spat that started years ago, a spat that (back when Chris did the afternoon shows) made its way onto air when he got the american voice over to tell Geldof to shove something up a particular somewhere...
Chris wished he was a fly on the wall in the recording studio for the re-make, he imagined what the conversations would go like -
"... what you singing then...oh i'm singing Paul Youngs bit...what you singing....Oh i'm...haa!..you're Boy George!!..."
Dido apparently phoned in her line which amused Chris yet further:
Chris (pretending to be Dido): "...ok ready...'at christmas time, we let in...hello..?...duuuuuuuuuuu......"
THIS MORNINGS BUZZ OFF -
Courtesy of Fergal Sharkey's "A Good Heart" An impressed Dave stayed silent as the tune started. A bemused Aled wondered if the pair had gone mad and decided to BUZZ OFF. So Chris turned down his mike and continued with track...
Aled: Aled buzz! Aled buzz!! Aled buzz!!!
(Finally, a buzz is granted)
Rach: Rachel buzz! Rachel buzz!! Rachel buzz!!
Chris: What did you say Rach?
Rach: I said buzz!!
(Finally, a buzz is granted)
THE SONG FINISHES IN FULL. AGAIN.
BREAKING NEWS:
Whilst Reggie was doing a link on TOP OF THE POPS on Friday, a kid in the (rather rowdy) crowd behind him held up a TOTP poster of the team in the background (poster available in the current TOTP magazine, you know, the one with Girls Aloud in Pjamas on the front)
WES' OFFICIAL UK TOP 10 WITH CHRIS AND DAVE:
New Entries this week include: Stereogram's - Walkie Talkie Man - 19. Dizzee Rascals - Dream Come Troooooooh - 14
TOP 10
10 - Jamelia - DJ/Stop 9- Delta Goodrem - Out Of The Blue 8- Eric Prydz - Call On Me 7- Britney SPears - My Prerogative 6- Missy and Christina - Car Wash (crap) 5- Usher - My Boo 4- Blue - Curtain Fall 3- Eminem - Just Lose It 2- Destiny's Child - Lose My Breath 1- NEW ENTRY: U2 - Vertigo
This Wednesday on the show, the team are live from DUBLIN with U2!! (que- excited sounds from Rachel and anticipated nervousness)
Dave: Rach, don't make us look all small and amateurish... (Rachel laughs)
Apparently, both The Edge and Aled are welsh... Apparently2, one of the Irish radio stations out there are bitching about U2 giving the exclusive live set/new material airing to radio 1 rather than their station....
Chris: Are we still on air in Dublin?
Rach: Depends which way the wind is blowing... (Not many people laughed at this, but personally, it's one of Rach's best comments!)
WEEKENDS FOOTY: Dave and Chris commented that they both witnessed Alan Smith and Wayne Rooney exchanging hugs during the Man Utd Vs Newcastle match... you could almost feel the pair twitching...Chris commented how he went to a boring match at the weekend, namely: Arsenal Vs Tottenham!! He was impressed by Defoe's goal... At this point, the best thing Dave could have bought to the conversation was silence - but no. Instead he said that he thought Leeds United would go down this year... uh-oh... Chris then went on the offensive(!) and bet £500 pounds (very funny part of the show by the way!) that Everton wouldn't finish in the top 3 this season.
Chris: No offence to Evertonians, I like you all, but Dave annoys me when it comes to football, you little gobsh... (trails off)...Aled? Rachel? Dom? Anyone? Fancy placing any bets?
Dom said he'd put £10 on Liverpool finishing higher, a pleased Chris then decides to play the leeds united jingle... but it doesn't work!
GUESS WHO: (Que plodding music!) CHRIS' GUESS WHO IS MALE, not a singer, not an actor, not a dancer, not a gardner, not a chef, not royalty, not a politician,
Dave: There isn't anyone else...
(Rachel laughs)
Rach: Young as in 'sub 30'...?
Chris: Sub 30?! What's sub 30!?
(Rachel laughs)
...not American, not Australian, A BUSINESSMAN , not Richard Branson, not Russian...
Rach: is it Easyjet's Stelios?
CORRECT!!
Dave: You get a photo?
Chris: No my tiger prawns turned up with sweet chilli dip...
RACHELS: MALE, A SORT OF SINGER, A KIND OF TV PRESENTER, A KIND OF ACTOR, AN ALL ROUND PERFORMER, not a comedian, not pre-30, not Shane Ritchie, OLDER THAN SHANE RITCHIE, BRITISH, ENGLISH, not on terrestrial television, not on the BBC, not Lee from Steps, not Wayne Sleep
Chris:... not Lionel Blair?
CORRECT!!
At this point, Chris went and lost it a bit with poor lovely Rachel (through sheer frustration)... words such as 'cow' and 'jesus woman' were used... They then played the new Eminem song which Dave doesn't like. They then cut to newsbeat where the unfortuante Dom was constantly interupted when talking about the new Band Aid line-up... Chris kept telling him he forgot to mention the likes of TRAVIS, GARY FROM SNOW PATROL, THE SUGABABES, TURIN BRAKES, RACHEL STEVENS and of course KITTIE MILLOU! Throughout the news, Dom is interputed on no less than 30 occasions and as a result, at the end of his bulletin, mentions everyone who is performing!
(Allegedly:) Chris Martin Keane Snow Patrol Bob Geldof Midge Ure Robbie Williams Justin Hawkins Dido Fran Healy Beverley Knight Jamelia The Sugababes Skye Edwards Danny Goffey Paul McCartney Bono Natasha Bedingfield Will Young Ms Dynamite Busted Kittie Millou
Chris: ...(to Dom) Yeah alright smart-arse...
Remember listeners, the single will be aired for the first time tomorrow morning on the breakfast show...
Chris then decides to play with Aled's phone for a few minutes, much to an annoyed and nervous Aled! He checks his sent items and asks if he should read who it's from and whether or not he should read it out!!
Aled: Okay (blatantly not ok)
Chris: Who's Joanne?
Aled: Ah, Joanne she's great! Yeah, Joanna from the block!
Reading more sent items, Chris stumbles across information about Aled's recent house warming party and 'room for a sleepover'... - sent to (we can only assume is a) man called Timbo...it is at this point, Aled asks for the phone back. Chris, in true playground style then throws it to Dave who throws it back to Chris and so forth... rachel tells them off for being bullies and Chris then reads more sent items to Rachel...Aled is fianlly given his phone back.
Chris: It's not as interesting as mine anyway... TODAY'S
TEDIOUS LINK:
From friday's STRETCH N VERN and I'M ALIVE we got to today's tedious link - R.E.M and SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE
SEAMLESS?
Dave: I think so
Chris: Well, the listeners disagree...
Dave: They're wrong.
HALFWAY POINT DAVE: Let's get ready to raaaaaaaaaammmmblllleee!!!!!!! (today's music featured jingle versions of Beck's: Loser and Sheryl Crows: All I Wanna Do)
Chris briefly mentioned tonight's Channel 5 show about 'The Curse of Radio 1'. He predicted exactly what it was going to be like (i think he'll be pretty spot on) - basically, a deep, savage sounding voice making nail-biting negative comments over the top of a series of biased clips about nothing in particular...(not his words, my words!)
SECRET STUDENT: Over the weekend he was in touch. His first message was about wanting to ask a hot exotic girl out... His second message was about taking out the hot exotic girl.... His third message was about lazing around on a sunday afternoon, how it would have been more interesting to talk to his pizza on the date rather than the exotic girl and that he has only just realised he was meant to attend a course that started in September...
Chris: it's like the show has taken a big bag of drugs this morning...
CAR PARK CATCHPHRASE: Leon Vs Kira(welsh therefore name probably spelt wrong) WINNER: Kira! (welsh therefore name probably spelt wrong) Say goodbye Mr. Fish...he's waving!!
7AM NEWSBEAT 1. Gwen Stefani - What You Waiting For 2. Joe Budden - Pump It Up 3. Razorlight - Rip It Up 4. BUZZ OFF: Fergal Sharkey - A Good Heart 5. Mousse T - Is It Cause I'm Cool? 7:30AM NEWSBEAT 6. Embrace - Ashes 7. Kelis - Milkshake 8. U2 - Vertigo 9. Britney Spears - Toxic
8AM NEWSBEAT 10. Foo Fighters - One By One 11. Kylie - I Believe In You 12. Eminem - Toy Soldiers 8:30 NEWSBEAT 13. Natasha Bedingfield - Unwritten 14. Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved 15. TEDIOUS LINK: R.E.M - Shiny Happy People 16. Damien Rice - The Blowers Daughter 17. Jamelia - DJ 18. The Thrills - Not For All The Love 19. Destiny's Child - Lose My Breath 20. Stereophonics - Have A Nice Day 21. Usher - Yeah 22. Michael Gray - The Weekend.
Gud Mornin!
[img][/img]http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles ... iew205.jpg">
So, then, Band Aid 20 - the re-make of Midge Ure and Bob Geldof's "Do They Know It's Christmas" - is going to be aired on the breakfast show for the first time tomorrow, approximately 8AM folks...... Chris hoped the airing would help put the Geldof/Moyles spat to rest once and for all...a spat that started years ago, a spat that (back when Chris did the afternoon shows) made its way onto air when he got the american voice over to tell Geldof to shove something up a particular somewhere...
Chris wished he was a fly on the wall in the recording studio for the re-make, he imagined what the conversations would go like -
"... what you singing then...oh i'm singing Paul Youngs bit...what you singing....Oh i'm...haa!..you're Boy George!!..."
Dido apparently phoned in her line which amused Chris yet further:
Chris (pretending to be Dido): "...ok ready...'at christmas time, we let in...hello..?...duuuuuuuuuuu......"
THIS MORNINGS BUZZ OFF -
Courtesy of Fergal Sharkey's "A Good Heart" An impressed Dave stayed silent as the tune started. A bemused Aled wondered if the pair had gone mad and decided to BUZZ OFF. So Chris turned down his mike and continued with track...
Aled: Aled buzz! Aled buzz!! Aled buzz!!!
(Finally, a buzz is granted)
Rach: Rachel buzz! Rachel buzz!! Rachel buzz!!
Chris: What did you say Rach?
Rach: I said buzz!!
(Finally, a buzz is granted)
THE SONG FINISHES IN FULL. AGAIN.
BREAKING NEWS:
Whilst Reggie was doing a link on TOP OF THE POPS on Friday, a kid in the (rather rowdy) crowd behind him held up a TOTP poster of the team in the background (poster available in the current TOTP magazine, you know, the one with Girls Aloud in Pjamas on the front)
WES' OFFICIAL UK TOP 10 WITH CHRIS AND DAVE:
New Entries this week include: Stereogram's - Walkie Talkie Man - 19. Dizzee Rascals - Dream Come Troooooooh - 14
TOP 10
10 - Jamelia - DJ/Stop 9- Delta Goodrem - Out Of The Blue 8- Eric Prydz - Call On Me 7- Britney SPears - My Prerogative 6- Missy and Christina - Car Wash (crap) 5- Usher - My Boo 4- Blue - Curtain Fall 3- Eminem - Just Lose It 2- Destiny's Child - Lose My Breath 1- NEW ENTRY: U2 - Vertigo
This Wednesday on the show, the team are live from DUBLIN with U2!! (que- excited sounds from Rachel and anticipated nervousness)
Dave: Rach, don't make us look all small and amateurish... (Rachel laughs)
Apparently, both The Edge and Aled are welsh... Apparently2, one of the Irish radio stations out there are bitching about U2 giving the exclusive live set/new material airing to radio 1 rather than their station....
Chris: Are we still on air in Dublin?
Rach: Depends which way the wind is blowing... (Not many people laughed at this, but personally, it's one of Rach's best comments!)
WEEKENDS FOOTY: Dave and Chris commented that they both witnessed Alan Smith and Wayne Rooney exchanging hugs during the Man Utd Vs Newcastle match... you could almost feel the pair twitching...Chris commented how he went to a boring match at the weekend, namely: Arsenal Vs Tottenham!! He was impressed by Defoe's goal... At this point, the best thing Dave could have bought to the conversation was silence - but no. Instead he said that he thought Leeds United would go down this year... uh-oh... Chris then went on the offensive(!) and bet £500 pounds (very funny part of the show by the way!) that Everton wouldn't finish in the top 3 this season.
Chris: No offence to Evertonians, I like you all, but Dave annoys me when it comes to football, you little gobsh... (trails off)...Aled? Rachel? Dom? Anyone? Fancy placing any bets?
Dom said he'd put £10 on Liverpool finishing higher, a pleased Chris then decides to play the leeds united jingle... but it doesn't work!
GUESS WHO: (Que plodding music!) CHRIS' GUESS WHO IS MALE, not a singer, not an actor, not a dancer, not a gardner, not a chef, not royalty, not a politician,
Dave: There isn't anyone else...
(Rachel laughs)
Rach: Young as in 'sub 30'...?
Chris: Sub 30?! What's sub 30!?
(Rachel laughs)
...not American, not Australian, A BUSINESSMAN , not Richard Branson, not Russian...
Rach: is it Easyjet's Stelios?
CORRECT!!
Dave: You get a photo?
Chris: No my tiger prawns turned up with sweet chilli dip...
RACHELS: MALE, A SORT OF SINGER, A KIND OF TV PRESENTER, A KIND OF ACTOR, AN ALL ROUND PERFORMER, not a comedian, not pre-30, not Shane Ritchie, OLDER THAN SHANE RITCHIE, BRITISH, ENGLISH, not on terrestrial television, not on the BBC, not Lee from Steps, not Wayne Sleep
Chris:... not Lionel Blair?
CORRECT!!
At this point, Chris went and lost it a bit with poor lovely Rachel (through sheer frustration)... words such as 'cow' and 'jesus woman' were used... They then played the new Eminem song which Dave doesn't like. They then cut to newsbeat where the unfortuante Dom was constantly interupted when talking about the new Band Aid line-up... Chris kept telling him he forgot to mention the likes of TRAVIS, GARY FROM SNOW PATROL, THE SUGABABES, TURIN BRAKES, RACHEL STEVENS and of course KITTIE MILLOU! Throughout the news, Dom is interputed on no less than 30 occasions and as a result, at the end of his bulletin, mentions everyone who is performing!
(Allegedly:) Chris Martin Keane Snow Patrol Bob Geldof Midge Ure Robbie Williams Justin Hawkins Dido Fran Healy Beverley Knight Jamelia The Sugababes Skye Edwards Danny Goffey Paul McCartney Bono Natasha Bedingfield Will Young Ms Dynamite Busted Kittie Millou
Chris: ...(to Dom) Yeah alright smart-arse...
Remember listeners, the single will be aired for the first time tomorrow morning on the breakfast show...
Chris then decides to play with Aled's phone for a few minutes, much to an annoyed and nervous Aled! He checks his sent items and asks if he should read who it's from and whether or not he should read it out!!
Aled: Okay (blatantly not ok)
Chris: Who's Joanne?
Aled: Ah, Joanne she's great! Yeah, Joanna from the block!
Reading more sent items, Chris stumbles across information about Aled's recent house warming party and 'room for a sleepover'... - sent to (we can only assume is a) man called Timbo...it is at this point, Aled asks for the phone back. Chris, in true playground style then throws it to Dave who throws it back to Chris and so forth... rachel tells them off for being bullies and Chris then reads more sent items to Rachel...Aled is fianlly given his phone back.
Chris: It's not as interesting as mine anyway... TODAY'S
TEDIOUS LINK:
From friday's STRETCH N VERN and I'M ALIVE we got to today's tedious link - R.E.M and SHINY HAPPY PEOPLE
SEAMLESS?
Dave: I think so
Chris: Well, the listeners disagree...
Dave: They're wrong.
HALFWAY POINT DAVE: Let's get ready to raaaaaaaaaammmmblllleee!!!!!!! (today's music featured jingle versions of Beck's: Loser and Sheryl Crows: All I Wanna Do)
Chris briefly mentioned tonight's Channel 5 show about 'The Curse of Radio 1'. He predicted exactly what it was going to be like (i think he'll be pretty spot on) - basically, a deep, savage sounding voice making nail-biting negative comments over the top of a series of biased clips about nothing in particular...(not his words, my words!)
SECRET STUDENT: Over the weekend he was in touch. His first message was about wanting to ask a hot exotic girl out... His second message was about taking out the hot exotic girl.... His third message was about lazing around on a sunday afternoon, how it would have been more interesting to talk to his pizza on the date rather than the exotic girl and that he has only just realised he was meant to attend a course that started in September...
Chris: it's like the show has taken a big bag of drugs this morning...
CAR PARK CATCHPHRASE: Leon Vs Kira(welsh therefore name probably spelt wrong) WINNER: Kira! (welsh therefore name probably spelt wrong) Say goodbye Mr. Fish...he's waving!!
