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- Fri Nov 26, 2004 12:29 pm
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1. Deep Dish – Flashdance, 7.00 NEWSBEAT, 2. Red Hot Chili Peppers – Can’t Stop, 3. Destiny’s Child – Lose My Breath, 4. Scissor Sisters – Mary, 5. BUZZ OFF: Frankie Goes To Hollywood – Relax, 6. Franz Ferdinand – Take Me Out, 7.30 NEWSBEAT, 7. Natasha Bedingfield – Unwritten, 8. Room 5/Oliver Cheatham – Make Luv, 9. Eminem – Like Toy Soldiers, 8.00 NEWSBEAT, 10. Coldplay – Yellow, 11. Gwen Stefani – What U Waiting 4, 12. McFly – Room On The Third Floor, 8.30 NEWSBEAT, 13. Kylie Minogue – I Believe In You, 14. D12 – My Band, 15. Maroon 5 – Sunday Morning, 16. Razorlight – Rip It Up, 17. TEDIOUS LINK: Bomfunk MCs – Freestyler, 18. Keane – This Is The Last Time, 19. Goldie Lookin Chain – You Knows I Love You, 20. Nelly/Christina Aguilera – Tilt Ya Head Back, 9.30 NEWSBEAT, 21. Michael Gray – The Weekend, 22. Foo Fighters – All My Life, 23. Uniting Nations – Out Of Touch
Hiya, I’m Steve Barton, and whenever I’m in the UK, I always listen to The Chris Moyles Show on Radio 1!
Carrie is going to a wedding on Saturday, as very cleverly guessed by Dave when she said one of her friends is getting married. Dave isn’t doing much, neither is Will, apart from going to see Snow Patrol in Birmingham! Chris was a bit surprised. Especially since he didn’t know the name of Snow Patrol’s album, and he also couldn’t name any of their singles. He said he’ll know the songs when he hears them. Chris is going to see Will Young at Wembley Arena on Monday, but it clashes with the Leeds V Rotherham game which is on Sky Sports. Leeds United or Will Young? Will And Dom both think he should choose Will, Carrie thinks he should choose Leeds. I think it’s fair to say there’ll be far more entertainment at the Will gig than the Leeds United game!
Chris talks about the long gone days, which are now a distant memory, where the team would come in and do the show, and none of them would have a cold. Chris and Dave both still have one, and obviously poor Rachel has been absent all week. Chris said once he un-blocks one nostril, the other one blocks up. Then you wake up in the morning and they’re both blocked up. Although one blow usually sorts it all out, good morning if you’re just tucking in to your breakfast…
BUZZ OFF:
According to Chris it always has to be a good one on a Friday, to get everyone in the mood for the weekend. And it was, Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Banned by Mike Read, brought back by Chris Moyles. It was released in 1983. Chris said he was sure he’d played this on Buzz Off before, I have to say, I was convinced as well, but apparently not. Aled, Will and Dave all buzzed it off after the record had finished, and 86% buzz on from the listeners. The most texts they’d ever had for Buzz Off apparently, although New Order’s True Faith yesterday will take some beating for me!
Chris had a disaster involving his phone last night, this isn’t a story you particularly wan’t to hear when you’re eating your breakfast, but nevertheless, he was in the bathroom, talking on the phone to his girlfriend Sophie, when he drops his phone. But of course, this being the bathroom, it didn’t land on the floor, it landed in the toilet. He takes it out, gives it a shake(bad idea), dries it with the towel and tells Sophie he’ll ring her back. So he takes the battery out and the sim card, dries them individually, then leaves it to dry on the shelf above his radiator. When he switches it back on, it works, although there is one problem. The scroll button doesn’t work. Which means he can’t read text messages, phone numbers etc. He takes the phone apart, even though he knows nothing about phones, dries all the inside, etc, he puts it on the radiator again, forgot all about it, went back two hours later, and it works! Chris was really proud of himself! Only problem now is, every time he answers his phone he can smell wee…
Chris(Pretending to answer his phone): Hello? Are you taking the p…
FRIDAY FOOTIE COMP:
Now we’re talking! This week’s game was Man City V Aston Villa, which kicks off at 5.15 tomorrow. Tickets were for the City end at the City Of Manchester Stadium, I might have rung up if I didn’t already have tickets myself! On Line 1, it was Gemma, from Stockport, but she lives in Stevenage, what a traitor! She works as a chemist, Chris asked if she could cure his cold, sadly lager wouldn’t help much! Gemma’s story was her Dad used to take her to Maine Road all the time, but he got made redundant, and he hasn’t yet been to the new stadium. So Gemma wants to win these tickets to thank her Dad for all the games he took her too! On Line 2, it was Susanne, who sounded very excited! She was 26, from Manchester, but living in Halifax, come on guys! What is wrong with this city?! If Gemma won, she’d take her Mum, who hasn’t been since Gemma was very small, since her Dad and husband are both United fans. The winner was Gemma, who will be taking her Dad tomorrow, she says it will make his Christmas, let’s hope the result will! Congrats Gemma and Daddy, might see you at the game tomorrow!
CHRIS AND DAVE’S FOOTIE PREDICTIONS:
So here we go, another Friday, another Saturday, another load of football games for Chris and Dave to predict:
Fulham V Blackburn
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Away Win
Birmingham V Norwich
Chris: Draw, Dave: Home Win
Bolton V Portsmouth
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Home Win
Charlton V Chelsea
Chris: Away Win, Dave: Away Win
Southampton V Crystal Palace
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Draw
West Brom V Man United
Chris: Away Win, Dave: Away Win
(From the Coca Cola Championship)
Reading V Wigan
Chris: Away Win, Dave: Away Win
TOP OF THE POPS:
There was a big TOTP announcement at 8.15 this morning. Top Of The Pops and Radio 1 are re-united again, and there’s gonna be a huge Christmas party, which will take place in London(surprise surprise!) on Sunday 12th December. Some of the acts appearing will be Kylie Minogue, Razorlight and McFly. Chris will be on TOTP tonight with the future Mrs Moyles(Fearne) to announce the rest of the line-up, it’s on at the normal time of 7.30 on BBC1 this week, tonight. If you want the chance to go, listen on Monday morning from 6.55am. On Top Of The Pops tonight will be Eminem, Robbie Williams, Destiny’s Child, Keane and the legendary Chris Moyles!
Chris is going on a three day detox this weekend, of fruit, veg and water. That’s no smoking, no drinking, no crisps or biscuits, not even Bran Flakes. Will suggested he should do it over a bank holiday weekend, so the rest of the team wouldn’t have to see him! Although, by the time April comes, he’ll have forgotten about it anyway! Aled said Chris is the only person he’s ever met who encourages people not to give up smoking! More diet talk followed but I lost track at this point!
There were some problems with the Tedious Link this morning.
“Hair needs to be trimmed regularly as do roses.”
Apparently you don’t trim roses, you prune them. According to Dave, it’s the same thing. But the problems hadn’t even started at this point.
“Jim Moyer was born in Leeds in 1959 but was brought up in Darlington, Darlington is where George Stevenson invented the rocket.”
But he didn’t invent the rocket. It was a steam train called “the rocket” but by Dave’s logic, this means he did invent “the rocket” just not an actual rocket. Chris and Will wouldn’t have any of it. Chris said the man who invented the rocket would be upset with him.
Dave also said Keanu Reaves was born in 1966, when he was infact born in 1964. Dave held his hands up to this one.
“Six is the number of bullets held in a standard revolver”
According to Will, it’s five. Dave was adamant it was six, and was losing his temper at this point. And apparently you fire bullets, you don’t put bullets in it, but Dave wouldn’t admit he was wrong on this one!
Dave also said February was the second month of the year. This was right of course. Unless, as Chris pointed out, you’re looking at the tax year. Dave said it would still be the second month. Obviously no one’s told him before that the tax year starts in April! Dave being proved wrong is very funny!
Half Time: The bit where Dave says:
LETS GET READY TO RAMBLE!!!
There were a few people agreeing with Dave on the text about six bullets going in a gun, also saying the Rocket train was invented before the actual Rocket. Who texts in this kind of stuff at 9.00 in the morning?! Aled summed it all up nicely, “I just don’t care” Chris told Dave not to bully Aled, as he was wearing his blue wristband today. So Chris and Dave started bullying each other. More talk on the diet, Chris said he should have a “cake weekend” if he’s going on the diet next week. Aled said you can’t talk about cakes when you’re thinking about going on a diet. Once again, I just couldn’t keep up in this conversation! Wil said, on the subject of diets, when Chris taps his foot to the music, his belly goes up and down! Big mistake! Will said he can’t bully him, so Chris told him to take his blue wristband off, Will wouldn’t, saying it was his shield. Will eventually took it off, Chris called him a grey haired old man, a lanky streak of…, a pathetic individual, and told him to shave his eye brows as he looked like one of the Gallaghers! No time for any more though as its now time for Will to open the lines for Carpark Catchphrase!
Chris still hasn’t solved his Will Young/Leeds United dilemma on Monday night. Will(Kinder) thinks he should go and see Will(Young), because he’s a friend of theirs, been on the show a few times, and he brought in the Band Aid single for them. Aled has a simple solution, Chris should use Sky Plus and switch his phone off. To watch it after he got home, but he can’t do that, because he has to be up at 5am. So by the time he gets to watch it, he’ll know the score anyway. Aled had another suggestion. He should get somebody to stay in and watch the game for him, and text him to tell him when something happens, which minute. So basically Chris would know when exactly in the game something happens, for example, penalty in the 12th minute, goal etc, so he could fast forward it. If you follow that! Chris said Aled doesn’t understand football! It makes sense to him, but football doesn’t work that way! Tune in early next week to find out what Chris’ final decision was!
He had a text from Sophie, that said “We will be going to see Will Mister!” Dom said he should take Will Kinder to the football, so he ticks the Will box and the football box. Wrong Will though! Carrie said he could ask Will Young to put up separate screens, so instead of seeing close ups of Will, he would see Leeds United! Will is winning on the text. Chris said Will hadn’t texted in, so he obviously wasn’t that bothered about the concert!
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
On Line 1, it’s contestant number one:
Casey, a very giddy trainee probabtion officer, from Lincoln: 2
On Line 2, it’s contestant number two:
Helen, a pyschiatric nurse from Cheltenham: 1
Say goodbye Mr Fish, he’s waving!
The results were through for the Will/Leeds dilemma. 56% for the Will concert, so Chris is now going to see Will Young on Monday night. Or is he? Find out Tuesday morning.
Quite a good show today, not the best of the week, but it has been a very good week of Moyles this week, I’ll see you next Friday!
ALSO ON TODAY’S SHOW:
Chris taking the piss out of Nemone’s voice
Fearne Cotton doesn’t use the phone
A bit of a dull conversation about computer games
Hiya, I’m Steve Barton, and whenever I’m in the UK, I always listen to The Chris Moyles Show on Radio 1!
Carrie is going to a wedding on Saturday, as very cleverly guessed by Dave when she said one of her friends is getting married. Dave isn’t doing much, neither is Will, apart from going to see Snow Patrol in Birmingham! Chris was a bit surprised. Especially since he didn’t know the name of Snow Patrol’s album, and he also couldn’t name any of their singles. He said he’ll know the songs when he hears them. Chris is going to see Will Young at Wembley Arena on Monday, but it clashes with the Leeds V Rotherham game which is on Sky Sports. Leeds United or Will Young? Will And Dom both think he should choose Will, Carrie thinks he should choose Leeds. I think it’s fair to say there’ll be far more entertainment at the Will gig than the Leeds United game!
Chris talks about the long gone days, which are now a distant memory, where the team would come in and do the show, and none of them would have a cold. Chris and Dave both still have one, and obviously poor Rachel has been absent all week. Chris said once he un-blocks one nostril, the other one blocks up. Then you wake up in the morning and they’re both blocked up. Although one blow usually sorts it all out, good morning if you’re just tucking in to your breakfast…
BUZZ OFF:
According to Chris it always has to be a good one on a Friday, to get everyone in the mood for the weekend. And it was, Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Banned by Mike Read, brought back by Chris Moyles. It was released in 1983. Chris said he was sure he’d played this on Buzz Off before, I have to say, I was convinced as well, but apparently not. Aled, Will and Dave all buzzed it off after the record had finished, and 86% buzz on from the listeners. The most texts they’d ever had for Buzz Off apparently, although New Order’s True Faith yesterday will take some beating for me!
Chris had a disaster involving his phone last night, this isn’t a story you particularly wan’t to hear when you’re eating your breakfast, but nevertheless, he was in the bathroom, talking on the phone to his girlfriend Sophie, when he drops his phone. But of course, this being the bathroom, it didn’t land on the floor, it landed in the toilet. He takes it out, gives it a shake(bad idea), dries it with the towel and tells Sophie he’ll ring her back. So he takes the battery out and the sim card, dries them individually, then leaves it to dry on the shelf above his radiator. When he switches it back on, it works, although there is one problem. The scroll button doesn’t work. Which means he can’t read text messages, phone numbers etc. He takes the phone apart, even though he knows nothing about phones, dries all the inside, etc, he puts it on the radiator again, forgot all about it, went back two hours later, and it works! Chris was really proud of himself! Only problem now is, every time he answers his phone he can smell wee…
Chris(Pretending to answer his phone): Hello? Are you taking the p…
FRIDAY FOOTIE COMP:
Now we’re talking! This week’s game was Man City V Aston Villa, which kicks off at 5.15 tomorrow. Tickets were for the City end at the City Of Manchester Stadium, I might have rung up if I didn’t already have tickets myself! On Line 1, it was Gemma, from Stockport, but she lives in Stevenage, what a traitor! She works as a chemist, Chris asked if she could cure his cold, sadly lager wouldn’t help much! Gemma’s story was her Dad used to take her to Maine Road all the time, but he got made redundant, and he hasn’t yet been to the new stadium. So Gemma wants to win these tickets to thank her Dad for all the games he took her too! On Line 2, it was Susanne, who sounded very excited! She was 26, from Manchester, but living in Halifax, come on guys! What is wrong with this city?! If Gemma won, she’d take her Mum, who hasn’t been since Gemma was very small, since her Dad and husband are both United fans. The winner was Gemma, who will be taking her Dad tomorrow, she says it will make his Christmas, let’s hope the result will! Congrats Gemma and Daddy, might see you at the game tomorrow!
CHRIS AND DAVE’S FOOTIE PREDICTIONS:
So here we go, another Friday, another Saturday, another load of football games for Chris and Dave to predict:
Fulham V Blackburn
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Away Win
Birmingham V Norwich
Chris: Draw, Dave: Home Win
Bolton V Portsmouth
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Home Win
Charlton V Chelsea
Chris: Away Win, Dave: Away Win
Southampton V Crystal Palace
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Draw
West Brom V Man United
Chris: Away Win, Dave: Away Win
(From the Coca Cola Championship)
Reading V Wigan
Chris: Away Win, Dave: Away Win
TOP OF THE POPS:
There was a big TOTP announcement at 8.15 this morning. Top Of The Pops and Radio 1 are re-united again, and there’s gonna be a huge Christmas party, which will take place in London(surprise surprise!) on Sunday 12th December. Some of the acts appearing will be Kylie Minogue, Razorlight and McFly. Chris will be on TOTP tonight with the future Mrs Moyles(Fearne) to announce the rest of the line-up, it’s on at the normal time of 7.30 on BBC1 this week, tonight. If you want the chance to go, listen on Monday morning from 6.55am. On Top Of The Pops tonight will be Eminem, Robbie Williams, Destiny’s Child, Keane and the legendary Chris Moyles!
Chris is going on a three day detox this weekend, of fruit, veg and water. That’s no smoking, no drinking, no crisps or biscuits, not even Bran Flakes. Will suggested he should do it over a bank holiday weekend, so the rest of the team wouldn’t have to see him! Although, by the time April comes, he’ll have forgotten about it anyway! Aled said Chris is the only person he’s ever met who encourages people not to give up smoking! More diet talk followed but I lost track at this point!
There were some problems with the Tedious Link this morning.
“Hair needs to be trimmed regularly as do roses.”
Apparently you don’t trim roses, you prune them. According to Dave, it’s the same thing. But the problems hadn’t even started at this point.
“Jim Moyer was born in Leeds in 1959 but was brought up in Darlington, Darlington is where George Stevenson invented the rocket.”
But he didn’t invent the rocket. It was a steam train called “the rocket” but by Dave’s logic, this means he did invent “the rocket” just not an actual rocket. Chris and Will wouldn’t have any of it. Chris said the man who invented the rocket would be upset with him.
Dave also said Keanu Reaves was born in 1966, when he was infact born in 1964. Dave held his hands up to this one.
“Six is the number of bullets held in a standard revolver”
According to Will, it’s five. Dave was adamant it was six, and was losing his temper at this point. And apparently you fire bullets, you don’t put bullets in it, but Dave wouldn’t admit he was wrong on this one!
Dave also said February was the second month of the year. This was right of course. Unless, as Chris pointed out, you’re looking at the tax year. Dave said it would still be the second month. Obviously no one’s told him before that the tax year starts in April! Dave being proved wrong is very funny!
Half Time: The bit where Dave says:
LETS GET READY TO RAMBLE!!!
There were a few people agreeing with Dave on the text about six bullets going in a gun, also saying the Rocket train was invented before the actual Rocket. Who texts in this kind of stuff at 9.00 in the morning?! Aled summed it all up nicely, “I just don’t care” Chris told Dave not to bully Aled, as he was wearing his blue wristband today. So Chris and Dave started bullying each other. More talk on the diet, Chris said he should have a “cake weekend” if he’s going on the diet next week. Aled said you can’t talk about cakes when you’re thinking about going on a diet. Once again, I just couldn’t keep up in this conversation! Wil said, on the subject of diets, when Chris taps his foot to the music, his belly goes up and down! Big mistake! Will said he can’t bully him, so Chris told him to take his blue wristband off, Will wouldn’t, saying it was his shield. Will eventually took it off, Chris called him a grey haired old man, a lanky streak of…, a pathetic individual, and told him to shave his eye brows as he looked like one of the Gallaghers! No time for any more though as its now time for Will to open the lines for Carpark Catchphrase!
Chris still hasn’t solved his Will Young/Leeds United dilemma on Monday night. Will(Kinder) thinks he should go and see Will(Young), because he’s a friend of theirs, been on the show a few times, and he brought in the Band Aid single for them. Aled has a simple solution, Chris should use Sky Plus and switch his phone off. To watch it after he got home, but he can’t do that, because he has to be up at 5am. So by the time he gets to watch it, he’ll know the score anyway. Aled had another suggestion. He should get somebody to stay in and watch the game for him, and text him to tell him when something happens, which minute. So basically Chris would know when exactly in the game something happens, for example, penalty in the 12th minute, goal etc, so he could fast forward it. If you follow that! Chris said Aled doesn’t understand football! It makes sense to him, but football doesn’t work that way! Tune in early next week to find out what Chris’ final decision was!
He had a text from Sophie, that said “We will be going to see Will Mister!” Dom said he should take Will Kinder to the football, so he ticks the Will box and the football box. Wrong Will though! Carrie said he could ask Will Young to put up separate screens, so instead of seeing close ups of Will, he would see Leeds United! Will is winning on the text. Chris said Will hadn’t texted in, so he obviously wasn’t that bothered about the concert!
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
On Line 1, it’s contestant number one:
Casey, a very giddy trainee probabtion officer, from Lincoln: 2
On Line 2, it’s contestant number two:
Helen, a pyschiatric nurse from Cheltenham: 1
Say goodbye Mr Fish, he’s waving!
The results were through for the Will/Leeds dilemma. 56% for the Will concert, so Chris is now going to see Will Young on Monday night. Or is he? Find out Tuesday morning.
Quite a good show today, not the best of the week, but it has been a very good week of Moyles this week, I’ll see you next Friday!
ALSO ON TODAY’S SHOW:
Chris taking the piss out of Nemone’s voice
Fearne Cotton doesn’t use the phone
A bit of a dull conversation about computer games
