[Chris]

(by Steve)

1. Slade - Merry Xmas Everybody, 2. Band Aid 20 - Do They Know It's Christmas?, 3. Destiny's Child - Eight Days Of Christmas, 4. Wizzard - I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday, 5. Moyles Parody - Eminem - Stanta, 6. Chris Martin - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, 7. Wham - Last Christmas, 8. Paul McCartney - Wonderful Christmastime, 9. Robbie Williams - Walk This Sleigh, 10. Elton John - Step Into Christmas, 3.30 NEWSBEAT, 11. Waitresses - Christmas Wrapping, 12. Madonna - Santa Baby, 13. Chef - Chocolate Salty Balls, 14. Shakin Stevens - Merry Christmas Everyone, 15. The Pogues/Kirsty MacColl - Fairytale Of New York, 16. Travis/Chris Moyles and Comedy Dave - Alone On Christmas Day

Merry Christmas! This is a bit late, but clearly no one else is jumping at the chance to review the Christmas show, so I'll do it myself, it was good, honestly!

It started off with Merry Christmas messages from Bobby Ball, Tommy Canon and Big Brother's Nadia. More to come from H from Steps, Claire Sweeney and Anita Dobson.

Of course Chris didn't forget to mention they were on tape this afternoon, he also had a pretend phone call from Santa Claus, apologising for the fact he couldn't get his Christmas present down the chimney, that present being Abi Titmuss, but given her reputation, she's probably ended up in bed with the fat geezer(In the red suit!).

Time to pull crackers at 2.15, Dave pulled his with Rachel, here was his joke:

Dave: How did the human cannonball lose his job?

Chris: He ate his boss?

Dave: He got fired.

Of course Chris misheard and thought it was "cannibal". Chris pulled Aled's cracker, Dave had his Santa hat on:

Dave: Don't be a twit, wear your hit.

Chris: What?

Dave: Don't be a twit, wear your hat.

Chris: Oh I see…(Rachel laughs)

There was a very special game of Guess Who following this. Although it was more Guess What than Guess Who. As the team had to guess what Chris had in his cracker, he said whoever guessed correctly would get £40, so basically he was pretty confident nobody would get it. And luckily for Chris, nobody did. Although Rachel thought she'd won when she guessed it was a keyring, but Chris wanted more detail than that. Turned out it was a Hippopotomaus, apologies for the possible spelling mistakes!

There was a very special guest on the show today, who apparently only came because she fancies Chris, it was the lovely Michelle Ryan(Eastenders Zoe Slater). Although Chris was soon disappointed when he found out Michelle had a boyfriend(Me too!). There was still plenty of flirting going on though. Michelle doesn't watch Eastenders apparently, like 90% of the rest of the nation. Chris asked Michelle if she had any fit friends that would be attracted to him. "I'm sure I'll find somebody" was her reply. Chris has been dreaming of this interview for weeks, with her in a Santa outfit, saying "Have you been a good boy or a bad boy?" Unsurprisingly, Michelle couldn't stay long…

The interview, and the flirting continued for a little while further though, Chris trying to impress her by saying he has a car, and that he likes the same music as her, he likes opera, and he shops at Topshop(Well, Topman). He also asked how long she'd been in Eastenders, asked about her accent, and who was posh in real life, and Chris also trying to give away some Christmas Eastenders storylines.

ROB DJ'S CHRISTMAS PUB QUIZ
The legend that is Rob DJ was live(well, on tape) in the studio this afternoon to do a special Christmas version of his pub quiz in person. There were three teams. Team 1, was Eyes Of The Tigers, consisting of Comedy Dave and producer Will Kinder. Team 2, consists of Dominic Byrne and Carrie Davis, they called their team "Nigel". Team 3 was Chris himself, and his friend, Aled. Their team name was "Lovely Knockers" so Chris still had Michelle Ryan on the brain! Here goes the quiz:

Question 1: In the song, Twelve Days Of Christmas, how many ladies were dancing?

Question 2: What was the name of the drummer in the Muppet Show?

Question 3: Which ocean is Christmas Island in?

Question 4: Who scored England's first goal in this year's Euro 2004 championships in Portugal?

Question 5: Name the popstar born in London in 1971, who is celebrating her 33rd birthday today?

ANSWERS:
Answer 1: Nine
Answer 2: Animal
Answer 3: Indian Ocean
Answer 4: Frank Lampard
Answer 5: Dido

ROB DJ'S CHRISTMAS PUB QUIZ - ROUND 2
Same teams, so here we go again:

Question 6: What is Microsoft's games console called?
Question 7: Which animated character became the best selling Christmas toy of 1996?

Question 8: Anagram: "Oh my god tank illusion" is an anagram of this record breaking group of 2004?

Question 9: Which Christmas tradition did London confectioner Thomas Smith come up with in 1846?

Question 10: Who was Britain's most successful solo performer in 2002 with total sales of 2,52000?

ANSWERS:
Answer 6: X Box
Answer 7: Buzz Lightyear
Answer 8: Mouldy Lookin Stain
Answer 9: Christmas Crackers
Answer 10: Will Young

ROUND 3

Question 11: Which festive horse won the 1964 derby?

Question 12: Which is the highest motorway in England?

Question 13: Which fancy dress costume did Del Boy wear in the 1996 Only Fools And Horses Christmas special?

Question 14: What year first saw temperature in Britain top 100 degrees Fahrenheit?

Question 15: Paul Young sang the first line in the original Do They Know It's Christmas, but who sang the first line when it was performed at Live Aid?

ANSWERS:
Answer 11: Santa Claus
Answer 12: M62
Answer 13: Batman
Answer 14: 2003
Answer 15: David Bowie

A few too many questions for Christmas day I think, Rob DJ will be back, no doubt, in the new year.

THE CHRIS MOYLES SHOW SECRET SANTA:
Everyone should know how this works, the team buy each other presents, but they don't know who its from. Dom was the one in the Santa outfit, so he emptied the sack. First present was for Rachel, it was a sofa, not a full sized one though, a mini one, Rachel was still very happy with it. Next present was for Joce, wrapped in newspaper. It was a chav scarf, Joce thanked whoever got it for her, Dave said he'd pass it on. Next one was for Dave, it was 2 - 12 times tables, for people who aren't very good at Maths, it was from Jocelyn. Next one was for Chris, a Leeds Utd bag. Next for Aled, a book about hating work and a marshmallow lolly, supposedly from Rachel. Next one was for Carrie, The Big Book Of Sport Insults, that'll come in useful for her bulletins, Carrie guessed this was from Chris, wrong, apparently. Final present was for Dom, Scooby Doo cars, this one was from Chris, wrapped in a Paul Robinson poster!

The Chris Moyles Christmas Panto followed this for the final half hour of the show. Featuring Elton John, Gwen Stefani, Richard and Judy, Natasha Bedingfield, Cilla Black, Simon Cowell, and more.

OK show for Christmas, bit too much pub quizzes though. Anyway, the final show of 2004, I think you'll agree Chris has had a very good first year on breakfast, here's to an even better one to follow! I'll see you in 2005, all being well, on Friday 14th January.

ALSO ON TODAY'S SHOW:
Rob DJ on the show all afternoon
All Christmas songs on today's playlist
Will's rubbish production on Stanta
Dominic singing Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer