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By Chris
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(From Dopey/Adam)

1.Beyonce – crazy right now 7:00 NEWS 2. Chemical Brothers – Galvanize 3. No doubt – hey baby 4. KT Tunstall - Black Horse & The Cherry Tree 5. Lovefreeks – shine 7:30 NEWS 6. Valentines Cutup 7. Justin Timberlake – rock your body 8. Natasha Bedingfield – Unwritten 9.U2 – sometimes you can’t make it on your own. 8:00 NEWS 10.Chris Moyles parody – He don’t use shampoo 11. Robbie Williams – She’s the one 12. Xzibit feat. Keri Hilson - Hey Now 13. The Bravery - An Honest Mistake 8:30 NEWS 14. Usher - Caught up 15. Coldplay – Clocks 16. Daniel Bedingfield – Somebody told me (Live-lounge cover version) 17. Nirvana – Come as you are (tedious link) 18. Moby – lift me up 19. Stereophonics - Dakota 20. Black eyed peas 21. Valentines cutup

Chris was late this morning, so late that Dave(and Dom) had to start the show. This lead to some fantastic conversation. Dave blamed Chris for not being there and vice versa.

Chris: “How many times did you ring me this morning?”

Rachel: “A lot”

Chris: “That’s ridiculous, I was quite obviously asleep. I can’t answer the phone in my sleep”

Chris then Placed the blame on his Xbox friend martin (cue geek impressions from Dave). Turns out they arranged to meet in the pub while on star wars. Conversation then moved onto Chris having his hair cut, and finding out Chris’s cleaner threw his beard shavings away.

Dave: “That should be a topic on Trisha”

When Chris was in the pub last night, he was having a pint and there was a big flash of light, followed by a huge boom shaking the windows and blinds. Leading everyone in the pub to think that it’s a bomb. Turns out it was thunder and lightning.

Chris then had a go about Rachel’s phone skills. Telling us that she would say something and throw the phone down (cue impressions of Rachel’s accent). Leading on to more complaining about the time he has to get up. Saying that he had to get up at the crack of midday, now at 5 in the morning (not this morning though).

Dave: “we took the best hours in the building, and we swapped them for this”

Following the news at 7:30 was the best link of the year so far. Chris and Dave discussed their valentines day stories. Highlights were: Dave buying his misses a plastic rose from a garage. Dave wanting to be romantic by placing a valentines card on his pillow for his wife. Carrie asking where to buy petals from. Chris then discussed how he hates valentines day.

Chris(to Sophie): “what do want to do on valentines day? ‘cos I don’t want to go to a restraint full of happy couples, being all smoochy, makes me want to vomit.”

Chris(and Sophie) decide to go out on Tuesday instead. (skip forward to last weekend) Sophie then changes her mind (or forgets) and they have a disagreement on whether they agreed. Chris then decided to cook a meal for her: toast and pate, pasta, and pancakes for desert. Dave suggests to order a pizza and cut the shape of a heart out. Then followed a random mixture of noises from the team.

Guess who?? (2 from Chris, 3 from Dave)

Dave’s: Minty (from Eastenders)

Chris’s: Mickey/Joe swash (from Eastenders)

Dave’s: Lucy Benjamin (from Eastenders)

Chris’s: The Queen/Miranda Richardson (from blackadder)

Dave’s: Paul Gascoigne

JK and Joel’s (valentines day) love tips:

“start off slowly”

“you can’t go wrong with cooking”

“chat-up lines: Hi I know Chris Moyles”

After Coldplay Chris and Dave explained about their versions of clocks, Dave was going to put chicken noises instead and call it clucks.

Let's get ready to ramble!!

Today Matt Lucas and David Walliams to promote the little Britain comic relief DVD. Basically it was a 10 minute plug, although it is for charity so it’s not too bad. The conversation featured: Chris driving to lands end in the night rider car. David Walliams asking what Chris is doing tonight. Chris explaining what he is cooking. Chris asking if David Walliams will take Rachel out on a date.

Chris: “Matt seams so happy with this gay thing I may give it a go”

Matt: “what do you mean you might give it a go??”

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Matt(talking about Trisha): “Trisha, you look like a tree”

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Finally there were some catchphrases from Matt and David

Remember you can buy the DVD from Rednoseday.com

Followed was some angry callers from what Dom said on Friday.

One caller said: “My dad’s bigger than you and he’s coming to get you!”

Car Park Catchphrase

Good morning car park Fans. Kettles and cauliflower!

Chris persisted in trying to irritate Dave with clips of Roy.

“I see Everton finally lost”

On line one its ….. Ashley from Newcastle. (1)

And on lie two …. Tom from Croyden. (unable to pronounce R’s). (2)

Chris: “can you do weeding and witing”

Dave: “and awithmetic”

Catchphrases: Hair of the dog. One trick pony. In a nutshell.

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