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- Mon Feb 21, 2005 4:44 pm
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1. Lovefreeks – Shine 7:00 NEWS 2. Gwen Stefani featuring Eve - Rich Girl 3. Foo Fighters – Times like these 4. Moby - Lift Me Up 5. Xzibit feat. Keri Hilson - Hey Now 7:30 NEWS 6. Elton John – Are you ready (for love)? 7. Stereophonics – Dakota 8. Jennifer Lopez - Get Right 9. Blink 182 – I miss you 8:00 NEWS 10. Usher – Caught up 11. Layo and Bushwacker – Love Story 12. Phantom Planet - California 13. Eminem - Lose Yourself 14. No Doubt – Its my life 15. U2 - Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own 16. Maroon 5- Sunday morning 17. TEDIOUS LINK: Boo Radleys – Wake Up Boo 18. LL Cool J featuring 7 Aurelius - Hush 9:30 NEWS 19. Will Smith – Switch 20. Athlete – Wires.
Sorry it took so long guys but my system crashed, causing me to lose the progress halfway through.
Today’s guest sport person was Ray Stubbs. If you didn’t hear last week, Carrie has gone snowboarding all week, and that means that there are guest sports readers all week. Today’s show got off to a great start, with Chris not being able to hear himself properly, meaning he had to switch headphones with Rachel to check if it was his headphones.<p>Dave: “I like these on air mic. checks”
Chris: “Yeah, there very professional aren’t they?”
[plays the news jingle]
Chris: “Oooh that’s the wrong jingle. Pull it together
Moylesie, Please.”
…
Chris: “It’s two minute to eight… Good morning everybody
this is virgin radio.”<p>
Ray Stubbs Joined the team today<hr>
Chris’ trip to Ireland Chris went to Ireland over the weekend with Dave. Chris had a brief moan about the fact that nobody’s aloud to smoke inside over there, but they are aloud to smoke outside even though most of the people smoke. We also found out that Chris went by cattle class (normal to you and me). It was his first time with easy jet.<p>
Rachel: “How did you find it?”
Chris: “You just follow everyone.”<p>
Turns out that it was one of the cleanest planes that Chris’ has ever been on. Just before the end of the flight, Chris had a announcement about his birthday, which led onto some rambling about the contestants on car park catchphrase. Also Chris mentioned the old stewardess.<p>
Chris: “one of the stewardesses was about 90 years old. You wanted to go up to her and say, Look love do you want my seat?”<p>
While in Ireland Chris went for a walk and within five minutes they were at a pub.<p>
Dave: “it was a really good example of men and women doing their own thing, ‘cos all the girls were like a cackle of witches all round this..”
[Chris Laughs]
Rachel: “Oh Your so sexist you are.”
All in all a very nice weekend.
<p>
Broken air conditioning: Once again the air conditioning has broken down at radio 1. After 7½ year the air conditioning still isn’t working.<p>
Chris: “We’ve had every air conditioning engineer in the country look at it, pushes a few buttons, leaves then 2 hours later it’s broken again.”
Dave: “But still they take the air for the air conditioning straight from the gents toilets. … If someone goes for a poo you can smell it in the studio.”
<p>
Dom: “I’m not touching Ray Stubbs.” – that was the catchphrase of the day.
After the 7:30 News Chris kept asking Jose Mourinho simple yes/yes question as Chris had got a clip of him saying “yes, why not?” from the news, this lead to some mildly amusing conversation “Would you like some Elton John next Jose?” “Yes why not?” The look on Dom’s face was (apparently brilliant) as Chris asked the question while looking at Dom. “I’m not Jose I’m Dominic, I read the News.”
<hr>
After the 8:00 news Dom was getting today’s two guests mixed up, (Stubbs, and Will Smith) Calling them “Big Willy Stubbs”.<p>
Dave: “Why would you say big Willy Stubbs?”
<p>
Robots (the movie): Chris is staring(well two lines) in the movie Robots which is coming out soon. It’s two generic announcer lines. Although the imdb hasn’t got him listed yet. Followed by a few minutes of Chris(Wimbledon) and Ray Stubbs(dog) plugging their DVDs (out soon).<p>
Lets Get Ready to Ramble!(with Will Smith)
Today’s Ramble was with Will Smith, who was in to promote his new movie, Hitch. Topics in this conversation included: J-Lo’s ass – Will Smith likes it, The Movie, Rachel smells, Will Smith’s deodorant – Vera Wang(for men).
Chris: “I can’t get out of bed in the morning without first of all, grabbing that wang, and just spraying it all over”(Gud Mornin’!)
(Continuing from before) The Germans have no (or minimal) sense of humour, Will Smith is going to all three premiers, Chris wants Vera Wang for his birthday, Chris has lost weight – and other detox things, Germans drink their own urine, Chris’ Toy(the hydraulic desk), Cool and fat (the new movie).
<p>
Will Smith On the show Today<p>
More Will Smith Chat Topics:
Trying to offend everyone, Will’s security, Chris’ girlfriend – Valentines day, Will’s 5 valentines days, Will’s poem to his wife. Will’s Favourite soccer(UK Football) team, Will’s Premiership football Predictions.<p>
Will’s Date doctor:
Question: Kevin from London. “I’ve been single for too long what do you suggest?”
Answer: “Do what your really good at. Be seen in your most positive light”
Question: Steve from Coventry. “Its my anniversary soon, How can I keep my marriage ticking”
Answer: “It’s about planning, It’s hugely important, speak to your woman’s best friend. It doesn’t have to be expensive. Just thoughtful.”
Question: Simon from London. “How do I catch her(speaking about Drew Barrymore)”
Answer(from Chris): “Not a chance looser she’s mine”
Question: Bob in Birmingham. “I get nervous around women, it’s a wind problem, I was wondering if I should let it out or keep it in”
Answer: “on the first date, keep it till you burst. Avoid it in the beginning, but at some point you’ve got to let it rip”
Chris: “Women don’t find it funny, if you do that on their leg in bed.”
[cue more fart jokes] <p>
Car park Catchphrase: Sorry Car park fans There was no Car park Catchphrase Today As Will Smith was on the show.
<p>Also on the show today:
Snooker discussion. Football Chat. A brief history of Will Smith. Chris Guesses his guests tomorrow. Chris’ seafood.
<p><hr>
Mini Moyles
News: We’re desperate for ideas of how to surprise Chris on his birthday. If you’ve got any ideas email [url=mailto:[email protected]]mailto:[email protected][/url]
Movements: Chris is walking home to pay his parking fine for 45 seconds on New Years Eve.
Dave is unpacking from the weekend and may watch stuff using his generic digital time shifting unit. Dom will be envying Dave’s generic digital time shifting unit.
Joce is having her hair done, Rachel is having a friend over for dinner, and Aled will be trying to think of ways to surprise Chris on his birthday (tomorrow).<p>
If you have any comments about the show Post in this topic.
Sorry it took so long guys but my system crashed, causing me to lose the progress halfway through.
Today’s guest sport person was Ray Stubbs. If you didn’t hear last week, Carrie has gone snowboarding all week, and that means that there are guest sports readers all week. Today’s show got off to a great start, with Chris not being able to hear himself properly, meaning he had to switch headphones with Rachel to check if it was his headphones.<p>Dave: “I like these on air mic. checks”
Chris: “Yeah, there very professional aren’t they?”
[plays the news jingle]
Chris: “Oooh that’s the wrong jingle. Pull it together
Moylesie, Please.”
…
Chris: “It’s two minute to eight… Good morning everybody
this is virgin radio.”<p>
Ray Stubbs Joined the team today<hr>Chris’ trip to Ireland Chris went to Ireland over the weekend with Dave. Chris had a brief moan about the fact that nobody’s aloud to smoke inside over there, but they are aloud to smoke outside even though most of the people smoke. We also found out that Chris went by cattle class (normal to you and me). It was his first time with easy jet.<p>
Rachel: “How did you find it?”
Chris: “You just follow everyone.”<p>
Turns out that it was one of the cleanest planes that Chris’ has ever been on. Just before the end of the flight, Chris had a announcement about his birthday, which led onto some rambling about the contestants on car park catchphrase. Also Chris mentioned the old stewardess.<p>
Chris: “one of the stewardesses was about 90 years old. You wanted to go up to her and say, Look love do you want my seat?”<p>
While in Ireland Chris went for a walk and within five minutes they were at a pub.<p>
Dave: “it was a really good example of men and women doing their own thing, ‘cos all the girls were like a cackle of witches all round this..”
[Chris Laughs]
Rachel: “Oh Your so sexist you are.”
All in all a very nice weekend.
<p>
Broken air conditioning: Once again the air conditioning has broken down at radio 1. After 7½ year the air conditioning still isn’t working.<p>
Chris: “We’ve had every air conditioning engineer in the country look at it, pushes a few buttons, leaves then 2 hours later it’s broken again.”
Dave: “But still they take the air for the air conditioning straight from the gents toilets. … If someone goes for a poo you can smell it in the studio.”
<p>
Dom: “I’m not touching Ray Stubbs.” – that was the catchphrase of the day.
After the 7:30 News Chris kept asking Jose Mourinho simple yes/yes question as Chris had got a clip of him saying “yes, why not?” from the news, this lead to some mildly amusing conversation “Would you like some Elton John next Jose?” “Yes why not?” The look on Dom’s face was (apparently brilliant) as Chris asked the question while looking at Dom. “I’m not Jose I’m Dominic, I read the News.”
<hr>
After the 8:00 news Dom was getting today’s two guests mixed up, (Stubbs, and Will Smith) Calling them “Big Willy Stubbs”.<p>
Dave: “Why would you say big Willy Stubbs?”
<p>
Robots (the movie): Chris is staring(well two lines) in the movie Robots which is coming out soon. It’s two generic announcer lines. Although the imdb hasn’t got him listed yet. Followed by a few minutes of Chris(Wimbledon) and Ray Stubbs(dog) plugging their DVDs (out soon).<p>
Lets Get Ready to Ramble!(with Will Smith)
Today’s Ramble was with Will Smith, who was in to promote his new movie, Hitch. Topics in this conversation included: J-Lo’s ass – Will Smith likes it, The Movie, Rachel smells, Will Smith’s deodorant – Vera Wang(for men).
Chris: “I can’t get out of bed in the morning without first of all, grabbing that wang, and just spraying it all over”(Gud Mornin’!)
(Continuing from before) The Germans have no (or minimal) sense of humour, Will Smith is going to all three premiers, Chris wants Vera Wang for his birthday, Chris has lost weight – and other detox things, Germans drink their own urine, Chris’ Toy(the hydraulic desk), Cool and fat (the new movie).
<p>
Will Smith On the show Today<p>More Will Smith Chat Topics:
Trying to offend everyone, Will’s security, Chris’ girlfriend – Valentines day, Will’s 5 valentines days, Will’s poem to his wife. Will’s Favourite soccer(UK Football) team, Will’s Premiership football Predictions.<p>
Will’s Date doctor:
Question: Kevin from London. “I’ve been single for too long what do you suggest?”
Answer: “Do what your really good at. Be seen in your most positive light”
Question: Steve from Coventry. “Its my anniversary soon, How can I keep my marriage ticking”
Answer: “It’s about planning, It’s hugely important, speak to your woman’s best friend. It doesn’t have to be expensive. Just thoughtful.”
Question: Simon from London. “How do I catch her(speaking about Drew Barrymore)”
Answer(from Chris): “Not a chance looser she’s mine”
Question: Bob in Birmingham. “I get nervous around women, it’s a wind problem, I was wondering if I should let it out or keep it in”
Answer: “on the first date, keep it till you burst. Avoid it in the beginning, but at some point you’ve got to let it rip”
Chris: “Women don’t find it funny, if you do that on their leg in bed.”
[cue more fart jokes] <p>
Car park Catchphrase: Sorry Car park fans There was no Car park Catchphrase Today As Will Smith was on the show.
<p>Also on the show today:
Snooker discussion. Football Chat. A brief history of Will Smith. Chris Guesses his guests tomorrow. Chris’ seafood.
<p><hr>
Mini Moyles
News: We’re desperate for ideas of how to surprise Chris on his birthday. If you’ve got any ideas email [url=mailto:[email protected]]mailto:[email protected][/url]
Movements: Chris is walking home to pay his parking fine for 45 seconds on New Years Eve.
Dave is unpacking from the weekend and may watch stuff using his generic digital time shifting unit. Dom will be envying Dave’s generic digital time shifting unit.
Joce is having her hair done, Rachel is having a friend over for dinner, and Aled will be trying to think of ways to surprise Chris on his birthday (tomorrow).<p>
If you have any comments about the show Post in this topic.
