chrismoyles.net
- Sat Sep 28, 2002 1:01 am
#242287
Well there you go, the first week comes to an end and i think its fair to say its got Progressively better as the week has gone on. I missed the seven o clock one so stayed up to watch the 12.50 repeat.
You could tell that when chris went behind that bar tonight he was much more relaxed than previous nights. Tonights audience was made up of the weeks competition winners from Off the Top Of My Head.
Chris was feeling relieved because it was the end of the week. And believe it or not the machine actually worked tonight (without the aide of anyones hands)
The four compo winners had to go into the streets of london and find somebody that looked like them in 20 minutes. The person who found the best lookalike got to play push the pint. So of they went and got picked up in 4 big shiny cars (jaguars???)
Chris then went out to the balcony and said that despite all the noise they've been making no-one has complained yet, so he wanted to give somthing back to the kids off london - que big tractor filled with choclate.
Todays headlines were;
13p on a pint of beer chris then says thats nothing heres 20 quid on a pint camera cuts to audience member with a 20 pound note on his pint.
Blondes to dye out by 2202 scientists think that the blonde gean will have gone by 2202 chris says it doesnt matter cause we will be all dead by then any way.
Bing has only got one ball liz hurleys ex has only got one testicle
Moyles then turns his attention to the jeffery archer story and on the phone he has an ex prisoner of lincoln prison (jefferys new home). He doesnt let chris get a word in edgeways so cuts him off. Chris has his grubby mits on a new Hollyoaks calender and he flicks over it to that love song J'Taime, while pulling faces of love.
A new competition where a clip of country is played backwards and upside down if you guess what country it is you win a holiday to there. He also wants the person to predict a score for the leeds - arsenal game tommorow.
Todays guest was somebody who spends 350 million pounds a year on chocolate, they never actually told you what he did but it was somthing to with buying and testing the chocolate for woolworths. He also said that it was national chocolate day tommorow and women buy more chocolate than men.
The lookalikes had arrived back 1. Crap
2. Crapper
3. Crappest
4. Average
so the last guy won so he played push the pint
on his first push he got an M so chris got shocked which looked quite genuine. on the second push he managed to be the first person to hit the star spot and got the £1000 prize however £500 went to the audience. and the winner said he would spend his share on getting lashed
You could tell that when chris went behind that bar tonight he was much more relaxed than previous nights. Tonights audience was made up of the weeks competition winners from Off the Top Of My Head.
Chris was feeling relieved because it was the end of the week. And believe it or not the machine actually worked tonight (without the aide of anyones hands)
The four compo winners had to go into the streets of london and find somebody that looked like them in 20 minutes. The person who found the best lookalike got to play push the pint. So of they went and got picked up in 4 big shiny cars (jaguars???)
Chris then went out to the balcony and said that despite all the noise they've been making no-one has complained yet, so he wanted to give somthing back to the kids off london - que big tractor filled with choclate.
Todays headlines were;
13p on a pint of beer chris then says thats nothing heres 20 quid on a pint camera cuts to audience member with a 20 pound note on his pint.
Blondes to dye out by 2202 scientists think that the blonde gean will have gone by 2202 chris says it doesnt matter cause we will be all dead by then any way.
Bing has only got one ball liz hurleys ex has only got one testicle
Moyles then turns his attention to the jeffery archer story and on the phone he has an ex prisoner of lincoln prison (jefferys new home). He doesnt let chris get a word in edgeways so cuts him off. Chris has his grubby mits on a new Hollyoaks calender and he flicks over it to that love song J'Taime, while pulling faces of love.
A new competition where a clip of country is played backwards and upside down if you guess what country it is you win a holiday to there. He also wants the person to predict a score for the leeds - arsenal game tommorow.
Todays guest was somebody who spends 350 million pounds a year on chocolate, they never actually told you what he did but it was somthing to with buying and testing the chocolate for woolworths. He also said that it was national chocolate day tommorow and women buy more chocolate than men.
The lookalikes had arrived back 1. Crap
2. Crapper
3. Crappest
4. Average
so the last guy won so he played push the pint
on his first push he got an M so chris got shocked which looked quite genuine. on the second push he managed to be the first person to hit the star spot and got the £1000 prize however £500 went to the audience. and the winner said he would spend his share on getting lashed
