[parody number 9]

In little towns and cities,
And through the countryside,
Wake up now, get out of bed,
And move your fat backside.

A brand new day is here for you,
So grab it with both hands,
School or work or signing off,
We hope you've got some plans.

The'll be things that'll go real well,
And some that just go wrong,
So start your day with a big fat smile,
And our brand new cheesy song...

Brand new cheesy song...
Brand new cheesy song...
Brand new cheesy song...

Good Morning from the Chris Moyles show etc.

Now were at the second verse,
We are nearly at the end,
We play this long song everyday,
To drive you round the bend.

If your a new listener,
It really is this long,
You could shower and get to work,
As we sing the cheesy song.

Brand new cheesy song...
Brand new cheesy song...
Brand new cheesy song...

Good Morning from the Chris Moyles show etc.

MON
A day of fun and frolics as Daves new celebrity feature gets set for action as in a Top Gear style the celebrities take a lap around the radio 1 studios including a trip through Radio 1's Live Lounge. Out of the studio, turn right, through the Live Lounge, in the corridor by Jo Whileys studio, through the doors, near the toilet, then the final straight past the vending machine and the lockers and then back to the studio. It's discovered that the feature was to be started on Friday but was held off until after Chris Rock's visit.

Reasonably Fast Radio 1 Celebrity Lap Times (s)

Comedy Dave - 18.67 (2nd attempt)
Matt - 18.71
Piers Bradford - 19.46
Chris Moyles - 22.32
Dominic Byrne - 20.11
Aled Hayden Jones - 21.79
Rachael Jones - 22.27
Carrie Davis - 23.68

Names:
Hally Berry Corner
Biggins Vending Machine
Louis Walsh Straight

You can also see the videos at Radio 1 ONLINE

Also: -
Celebrity Gemma Atkinson has wrote graffiti on her local chip shop wall.
Jo Whiley has started her buisness of a massuse this weekend.
Patsy Kensit has agreed to do it with Chris, euughh.
The regional finals of Rob DJ Idol started also this weekend.