chrismoyles.net
- Wed Dec 08, 1999 5:50 pm
#241211
OPENING MONOLOGUE: Now broadcasting from Shepherds Bush
, it’s the Chris Moyles show! And now its Your pilot for today’s flight, Captain
Moyles Roger.
Might look the same, but it don’t taste the same.
In link 1, the show that Chris isn’t allowed to talk about gets some unfunny guests.
And Chris is lonely at the “rap party” after the TV show, so he went home. But he
doesn’t care because he loves his radio show.
In link 2, we twinkle, wee, wee-wee and trump. Dave finds some cufflinks. Dave gets
a spoon and we want free stuff!!
In link 3, Chris gives out some advice on girls. Resulting in two guys going to get
dumped.
Link 4 brings us an update coming up about the dumb DJ who is going to lose his job!
And more callers about anything. All one callers said “ we’re running the rag
campaign and we want stuff off you” so we send them radio 1 stuff.
In link 5 we get an update on the dippy DJ! He’s had a ticking off, but not fired. Good
for him, bad for us. And now the other radio station is threatening to sue if Chris slags
them off. And he is single now, because he never had one to begin with.
VIADUCT VICKY -V- DAVID THE PHOTOGRAPHER!!
David won the game, sung “ when shepherds there socks by night” , won a game,
selection box, the telletubbies box set and will be back tomorrow.
BLOB BUSTERS
1. What D describes the plans for Rowan Akinson’s millennium party? Discreet and
distasteful millennium dome in his back garden.
2. What F is Liz Hurly famous for ? Form
3. What D describes Tom Hanks beard? Dead badger
4. What S describes the press reaction of the England v Germany draw? Same old
xenophobic shit they spew out every year.
And we open the advent calendar again, with the 4 most cronic jokes in the world
1. What flies down the washing line at 200 MPH? Thunder pants
2. Knock Knock, Who’s there? Dwane. Dwane who? Dwane the Bathtub, I’m
Dwowning
3. Knock Knock, Who’s there? Little Old Lady. Little old lady who? I didn’t know
you could yodel.
4. Why did the police visit the chip shop? Because the Fish were being battered.
And does Chris look like “ Toadfish “ out of Neighbours? Yes.
97---99 FM_______Radio 1
CRAIG MCCONNELL 8/12/99
, it’s the Chris Moyles show! And now its Your pilot for today’s flight, Captain
Moyles Roger.
Might look the same, but it don’t taste the same.
In link 1, the show that Chris isn’t allowed to talk about gets some unfunny guests.
And Chris is lonely at the “rap party” after the TV show, so he went home. But he
doesn’t care because he loves his radio show.
In link 2, we twinkle, wee, wee-wee and trump. Dave finds some cufflinks. Dave gets
a spoon and we want free stuff!!
In link 3, Chris gives out some advice on girls. Resulting in two guys going to get
dumped.
Link 4 brings us an update coming up about the dumb DJ who is going to lose his job!
And more callers about anything. All one callers said “ we’re running the rag
campaign and we want stuff off you” so we send them radio 1 stuff.
In link 5 we get an update on the dippy DJ! He’s had a ticking off, but not fired. Good
for him, bad for us. And now the other radio station is threatening to sue if Chris slags
them off. And he is single now, because he never had one to begin with.
VIADUCT VICKY -V- DAVID THE PHOTOGRAPHER!!
David won the game, sung “ when shepherds there socks by night” , won a game,
selection box, the telletubbies box set and will be back tomorrow.
BLOB BUSTERS
1. What D describes the plans for Rowan Akinson’s millennium party? Discreet and
distasteful millennium dome in his back garden.
2. What F is Liz Hurly famous for ? Form
3. What D describes Tom Hanks beard? Dead badger
4. What S describes the press reaction of the England v Germany draw? Same old
xenophobic shit they spew out every year.
And we open the advent calendar again, with the 4 most cronic jokes in the world
1. What flies down the washing line at 200 MPH? Thunder pants
2. Knock Knock, Who’s there? Dwane. Dwane who? Dwane the Bathtub, I’m
Dwowning
3. Knock Knock, Who’s there? Little Old Lady. Little old lady who? I didn’t know
you could yodel.
4. Why did the police visit the chip shop? Because the Fish were being battered.
And does Chris look like “ Toadfish “ out of Neighbours? Yes.
97---99 FM_______Radio 1
CRAIG MCCONNELL 8/12/99
