chrismoyles.net
- Fri Dec 17, 1999 5:49 pm
#241218
OPENING MONOLOGUE: Now broadcasting from Chepstow, it’s
the Chris Moyles show! Today we talk to Darran Day in the Scottish Highlands about
his new police drama in our new feature, Highland McBeth! And now its The Hound
of The Basketballs , Chris Moyles!
Might look the same, but it don’t taste the same.
In link 1, we open with a brand new action theme tune! All action, all theme tune!
John’s here because it’s Friday! Chris is going Christmas shopping, because he’s only
got one for his girlfriend. John’s got everyone presents, but no-one’s got him one. On
Monday, Victoria Spice is coming on to the show. Disaster strikes... Chris is a
Richard and Judy fan!
In link 2, we find out who made the Spice Girl’s names makes no money out of it.
Denise Van Outen was photographed on holiday with J.K, but was it set up? the
reason being Denise wasn’t naked!
In link 3, it’s the end of an error! Hue Williams is not going to read the news at Radio
1 any more. awwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Link 4 brings us predictions of who’s going to be Christmas number 1. Chris doesn’t
get Westlife, where did they come from? Along with North And South, Bad Boys
Inc., Kick My Ass. A caller called Janet Speaking says “ I seen Jools Holland” Chris
was very impressed! Another caller phoned saying “ I had to work at school today”
then Chris says “ What’s your problem??? I have to work Christmas Day and New
Years Day!!!!!”
VIADUCT NICOLA -V- ELAINE
Nicola won the game and will be back tomorrow!
BLOB BUSTERS
1. What S describes Ian Wright’s reaction on This Is Your Life? sobs like a little
baby.
2. What E describes Denise Van Outen’s holiday? Even when She’s not trying she
gets in to the papers
3. What L describes David Beckem’s Driving license being returned? Let of because
he’s famous.
Dave wins and goes on to the Gold run!
And the advent calendar:
1. What’s the difference between the host of Radio 1’s top 40 and a 40 box of
condoms? one’s a Goodyear, the others a great year!
2. Noddy Holder was in a shop buying a suit, when asked if he wanted a kipper tie?
he replied “ Great! two sugars please!”
3. What’s Terry Wogan’s favourite curry? Wogan Yosh.
4. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? I want to hold your hand hand
hand hand hand hand.......
97---99 FM____________Radio 1
CRAIG MCCONNELL 17/12/99
the Chris Moyles show! Today we talk to Darran Day in the Scottish Highlands about
his new police drama in our new feature, Highland McBeth! And now its The Hound
of The Basketballs , Chris Moyles!
Might look the same, but it don’t taste the same.
In link 1, we open with a brand new action theme tune! All action, all theme tune!
John’s here because it’s Friday! Chris is going Christmas shopping, because he’s only
got one for his girlfriend. John’s got everyone presents, but no-one’s got him one. On
Monday, Victoria Spice is coming on to the show. Disaster strikes... Chris is a
Richard and Judy fan!
In link 2, we find out who made the Spice Girl’s names makes no money out of it.
Denise Van Outen was photographed on holiday with J.K, but was it set up? the
reason being Denise wasn’t naked!
In link 3, it’s the end of an error! Hue Williams is not going to read the news at Radio
1 any more. awwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Link 4 brings us predictions of who’s going to be Christmas number 1. Chris doesn’t
get Westlife, where did they come from? Along with North And South, Bad Boys
Inc., Kick My Ass. A caller called Janet Speaking says “ I seen Jools Holland” Chris
was very impressed! Another caller phoned saying “ I had to work at school today”
then Chris says “ What’s your problem??? I have to work Christmas Day and New
Years Day!!!!!”
VIADUCT NICOLA -V- ELAINE
Nicola won the game and will be back tomorrow!
BLOB BUSTERS
1. What S describes Ian Wright’s reaction on This Is Your Life? sobs like a little
baby.
2. What E describes Denise Van Outen’s holiday? Even when She’s not trying she
gets in to the papers
3. What L describes David Beckem’s Driving license being returned? Let of because
he’s famous.
Dave wins and goes on to the Gold run!
And the advent calendar:
1. What’s the difference between the host of Radio 1’s top 40 and a 40 box of
condoms? one’s a Goodyear, the others a great year!
2. Noddy Holder was in a shop buying a suit, when asked if he wanted a kipper tie?
he replied “ Great! two sugars please!”
3. What’s Terry Wogan’s favourite curry? Wogan Yosh.
4. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? I want to hold your hand hand
hand hand hand hand.......
97---99 FM____________Radio 1
CRAIG MCCONNELL 17/12/99
