chrismoyles.net
- Tue Dec 21, 1999 5:49 pm
#241220
OPENING MONOLOGUE: Now broadcasting from Three days
before the day before Christmas it’s the Chris Moyles show! Today we talk to Gary
Rhodes about Diving in our new feature, Diving Helmet ! And now its The Sultan Of
Stuffing, Chris Moyles!
Might look the same, but it don’t taste the same.
In link 1, we hear about the Radio 1 Christmas party! The first hour and a half
consisted of lining up for a plate of slop. Everyone was there : important radio
people, music studio people, and emigrants from other countries. The booze was
flowing with Sara from upstairs becoming so drunk she couldn’t see! Dave couldn’t
handle the pace, leaving at ten o’clock. But Chris is god of the boozers with his time
of : 4 in the morning! What was the worst and best thing at your party? Phone in.
In link 2, we get a caller! She says “ The worst thing that happened was being thrown
out of a club” not very funny is it? Another caller says : “We went to curry house...”
then later “ Then he ‘plopped’ all over the photocopier”. Ewwwwww!
In link 3, Chris is moaning about buying presents for his family, well there is only a
certain amount of Mickey Mouse posters one man can buy. Chris’ Dad is the worst,
what size shirt should he buy? Ask his mum on the phone and it’ll go like this “
Hello? oh good idea. Wait a minute... CHRIS!!! WHAT SIZE OF SHIRT SHOULD
LITTLE CHRIS GET FOR YOU?????”. Then what should he get his mum? How
about the Go-ped that he got a couple of weeks ago?? He’s got everyone else’s
presents but what about Rhys?? FAGS!! What does Mel want? A Ferrari, wait, no, a
jumper!
Link 4 brings us Chris dancing like a big, fat, monster. One of the girls was so drunk
that she even wanted to dance with Chris. Mel seen his ex. What’s his, sorry her
name? Never mind. Mel’s sure he’s never snogged anyone famous. But Chris has had
all those magical seconds of passion with Dave. If you want to tell Chris to throw
mince pies at the studio clock, phone in.
And now... THROWING MINCE PIES AT THE STUDIO CLOCK!
Mark’s playing and hit’s Mel, Dave and the clock and wins a lot of stuff!
And the advent calendar:
1. If athletes get athletes foot what do astronauts get? Mistletoe
2. What do you call a beach at Christmas? Sandy Clause
3. Why did the monkey fall out the tree? It was dead!
97---99 FM____________Radio 1
CRAIG MCCONNELL 21/12/99
before the day before Christmas it’s the Chris Moyles show! Today we talk to Gary
Rhodes about Diving in our new feature, Diving Helmet ! And now its The Sultan Of
Stuffing, Chris Moyles!
Might look the same, but it don’t taste the same.
In link 1, we hear about the Radio 1 Christmas party! The first hour and a half
consisted of lining up for a plate of slop. Everyone was there : important radio
people, music studio people, and emigrants from other countries. The booze was
flowing with Sara from upstairs becoming so drunk she couldn’t see! Dave couldn’t
handle the pace, leaving at ten o’clock. But Chris is god of the boozers with his time
of : 4 in the morning! What was the worst and best thing at your party? Phone in.
In link 2, we get a caller! She says “ The worst thing that happened was being thrown
out of a club” not very funny is it? Another caller says : “We went to curry house...”
then later “ Then he ‘plopped’ all over the photocopier”. Ewwwwww!
In link 3, Chris is moaning about buying presents for his family, well there is only a
certain amount of Mickey Mouse posters one man can buy. Chris’ Dad is the worst,
what size shirt should he buy? Ask his mum on the phone and it’ll go like this “
Hello? oh good idea. Wait a minute... CHRIS!!! WHAT SIZE OF SHIRT SHOULD
LITTLE CHRIS GET FOR YOU?????”. Then what should he get his mum? How
about the Go-ped that he got a couple of weeks ago?? He’s got everyone else’s
presents but what about Rhys?? FAGS!! What does Mel want? A Ferrari, wait, no, a
jumper!
Link 4 brings us Chris dancing like a big, fat, monster. One of the girls was so drunk
that she even wanted to dance with Chris. Mel seen his ex. What’s his, sorry her
name? Never mind. Mel’s sure he’s never snogged anyone famous. But Chris has had
all those magical seconds of passion with Dave. If you want to tell Chris to throw
mince pies at the studio clock, phone in.
And now... THROWING MINCE PIES AT THE STUDIO CLOCK!
Mark’s playing and hit’s Mel, Dave and the clock and wins a lot of stuff!
And the advent calendar:
1. If athletes get athletes foot what do astronauts get? Mistletoe
2. What do you call a beach at Christmas? Sandy Clause
3. Why did the monkey fall out the tree? It was dead!
97---99 FM____________Radio 1
CRAIG MCCONNELL 21/12/99
