[Chris]

OPENING MONOLOGUE: Now broadcasting from Blippy
Bloppy’s implant Dome it’s the Chris Moyles show! Today we ask you “ If I had a
beautiful body would you hold it against me?” in our new feature, Rod Stewert
Sings! And now its ,The bar tender and the thief Chris Moyles!

Nahhhhhh, you can’t taste the difference

In link 1, Chris’ voice is still screwed up. Leeds won, Everton won, but what about
Chelsea? ‘On Saturday, Chris went out with his girl friend to the ballet, well he went
to the pub. When there he met a group of guys, one of which had a party piece
earning the nick name “lady boy”. It involves him pulling his pants down in full view
of the pub. Ana’s dad, Colin managed to take a couple of photos and Chris has one.
Should we put it on the web site?

In link 2, Chris is moaning about women some of the problems including : Buying
anything with the word “REDUCED” on it, knowing what time you got in last night
but asking you anyway, and buying something then getting it out of the box and
saying” oh, I don’t like it any more”.

In link 3, Chris goes on about the pub and gets a caller about him. He says “ He
works for me, he cleans the toilets in my warehouse”.

Link 4 brings us Chris, Luuuuuuuurve Doctor with a minga and some guy being
stalked by a minga.

VIADUCT STUART -V- LEE-ANN
Stuart won and will be back tomorrow.

True Or False
No-one wins today, well, thats what happens ever day


97---99 FM____________Radio 1
CRAIG MCCONNELL 10/01/2000