chrismoyles.net
- Mon Jan 31, 2000 6:55 pm
#241241
OPENING MONOLOGUE: Now broadcasting from Holiday Land
it’s the Chris Moyles show! Today we talk to Mallard ducks as they take drugs in our
new in our new feature, Quack Cocaine ! And now it’s Mr Ed, Chris Moyles!
Nahhhhhh, you can’t taste the difference
In link 1, Chris isn’t talking about football because he and Rhys feel that they’re
alienating the audience that doesn’t like football. It might also have something to do
with the fact that Leeds got stuffed. Chris is talking about a show aimed at women
(?!?) The show’s about 4 women talking about the news, including Rod Stewert
hanging around with 20 year old women. If you were 55 and single what would you
do?
In link 2, Chris is still going about Rod Stewert! A caller phones in and agrees with
him! Do you? phone in! Then Chris tells us that Jo Whiley is giving stuff away and
Dave is going to see Ash play. Emma phones to say the Rod Stewert is right!
In link 3,
Link 4 brings us MP3 scandal! The Oasis album can be downloaded off the Internet.
So Dave and Chris argue how much the album costs. The Mirror’s lawyer says
downloading it is breaking the law. Comedy Dave has his own webpage!
WWW.COMEDYDAVE.CO.UK. Chris brags his site, which even he thinks is crap!
But no mention of the fantastic, brilliant, excellent MoylesWorld site. Oh well.
In link 5 Chris goes on about MP3’s when you could download better stuff. Like
Chris’ face. The only bad bit: his belly takes 4 and a half days to download!
VIADUCT JANE -V- MELANIE
Jane won and will be back tomorrow!
In link 6, Chris bought a Dreamcast, because Mel has one. Then we get reminded of
Mel’s snow board, all £600 of it!
97---99 FM____________Radio 1
CRAIG MCCONNELL 31/01/2000
it’s the Chris Moyles show! Today we talk to Mallard ducks as they take drugs in our
new in our new feature, Quack Cocaine ! And now it’s Mr Ed, Chris Moyles!
Nahhhhhh, you can’t taste the difference
In link 1, Chris isn’t talking about football because he and Rhys feel that they’re
alienating the audience that doesn’t like football. It might also have something to do
with the fact that Leeds got stuffed. Chris is talking about a show aimed at women
(?!?) The show’s about 4 women talking about the news, including Rod Stewert
hanging around with 20 year old women. If you were 55 and single what would you
do?
In link 2, Chris is still going about Rod Stewert! A caller phones in and agrees with
him! Do you? phone in! Then Chris tells us that Jo Whiley is giving stuff away and
Dave is going to see Ash play. Emma phones to say the Rod Stewert is right!
In link 3,
Link 4 brings us MP3 scandal! The Oasis album can be downloaded off the Internet.
So Dave and Chris argue how much the album costs. The Mirror’s lawyer says
downloading it is breaking the law. Comedy Dave has his own webpage!
WWW.COMEDYDAVE.CO.UK. Chris brags his site, which even he thinks is crap!
But no mention of the fantastic, brilliant, excellent MoylesWorld site. Oh well.
In link 5 Chris goes on about MP3’s when you could download better stuff. Like
Chris’ face. The only bad bit: his belly takes 4 and a half days to download!
VIADUCT JANE -V- MELANIE
Jane won and will be back tomorrow!
In link 6, Chris bought a Dreamcast, because Mel has one. Then we get reminded of
Mel’s snow board, all £600 of it!
97---99 FM____________Radio 1
CRAIG MCCONNELL 31/01/2000
