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- Fri Aug 31, 2001 6:55 pm
#241327
This is my 1st ever review so please bare with me.
The show starts of with news of tonight’s Camp Cops episode on Uk Bilge. 2 night Charlie and Frank are hiding and there waiting for someone who’s walking down the road, and they jump out and it turns out to be Lenox Lewis and they try and take him down the station!
It’s Friday 3 O’clock………..
“Hello Mum” says Chris
Superman Lovers
Papa Roach
Chris Starts by saying the song before was Frank Sinatra and Last Resort,
Chris talks about the great weekend of Football coming up, Including the England Vs Germany match (Come on England!!) In addition, Chris mentions the last One Big Sunday this year, great line up plus Chris Will be there as well
Chris thanks Mark & Lard for a superb show and warns Jon that if he does any impressions of Mark & Lard then they will have to beat him up. Jon then talks about last nights Dead Ringers sketch that they did of Mark & Lard and then comments that it sounds crap, and then Jon gets into a bit of a mood. Dave then points out, they have a surprise for Jon. Jon starts to get worried as he has no idea what it is, It turns out it’s a bear Mat that has on the back, NO Sharking. So next time Jon is in a bar and starts Sharking some lovely lady then the team will hold up their bear Mats to stop Jon from Sharking.
Spooks…….
Later Chris plans to have a Blown Out update and some more news on their Money Appeal (Which it turns out they never do have)
Jon then informs the team he has prepared some anagrams of the team member’s names
Chris says he is ready and has queued up some football music , but Jon then says he wanted some Classical music, Chris has a go at Jon and ends up shouting at him, and he says that Jon wanted some Football music a second ago and now he wants some Classical. They carry on arguing until Chris wins by playing the sharking Music.
Trailer…..
Craig David……
Jon then says he wants to do his Anagrams now; Chris’s name comes up first, which is in full Christopher David Moyles, which he has been trying to keep a secret and has done for 4 years up until this point
Jon read them out and they don’t really make sense and aren’t really very funny, so Chris then points out this is crap, so they scrap it
Muse…..
Dave asks if Jon has any brilliant Anagrams left, so Jon says “yes” as he starts to read them out Chris says “oh sorry newsbeat now”
Five…..
Chris asks Jon if he has any more Anagrams to which Jon starts to read out the Anagrams of Lezzie’s name. Chris is arguing that Jon’s anagrams are crap. Dave says that he has made some of his own; The anagram that he has created of Will is Green Willied Dickhead.
Ash………
Dave points out that the new Ash song has the all-important key changes in it to get in the top 10. Chris then talks about the fight Rackman and Lewis had on a sports chat show last night, and they play a clip of what Chappers had to say about it that was played on Sara Cox this morning. Then after Chris says how funny Chappers isn’t and how he drives a clowns car and that he can do any Kid Parties you want because he is that talented.
Missy Elliot……..
After Missy Elliot finished Chris comments how that is the greatest song to come out this year, and the spitting bit during the song just makes it revolution and that The Beatles should of done that in their songs. If they had done that then they would have been still together today, except that John Lennon was shot but if it wasn’t for that then they would still be together. Will just says that Chris is digging a grave for himself if he carries on.
Destiny’s Child……..
Song……
Trailer……
Blur……
Chris points out that at the start of Bootilicious it sounds like those old horror movies when ladies get strangled, and they make the sound argh argh agrh repeatedly, and if you listen at the start of Bootilicious it sounds like that is happening. Chris jokily asks Jon if he has any more Anagrams and Jon says “No”. Chris then talks about One Big Sunday and talks about how great the line up is. Will then mentions about a fake Trailer that the Leister news team have sent in of One Big Sunday. Chris talks about how they are trying to make it funny, and when he does he is right it’s not funny at all, the quality of the recording is poor and Jon points out that maybe it wasn’t best for them to have used Woolworth tapes to record it onto. Chris starts to talk about the German and England match this weekend. Chris then talks about the story in The Sun today about three page 3 models going to Germany and waking up the German football squad in the middle of the night. So Chris gets Jon to phone up a random German phone number as Des Lynom. This turns out to be very funny as Jon just says random German sounding words to the lady who answers and clearly has no clue as to what is going on.
Trailer…….
Dido………
Chris then starts to talk about the art of spanking and to prove to the rest of the team. He gets Lizzie to bend over his lap so that he can prove this. Chris then talks about the Page 3 girl’s story and it turns out that early this morning the police arrested them. Chris wants Jon to help England out by phoning Germany and talking rubbish to some Germans to put the supporters off.
Song………
Chris says that winding up the Germans is for England, so they phone up some Germans and say a few random German sounding words.
Newsbeat………
And Chris buts in Newsbeat as he says that one of the story it sounds like Beckham wants Sex before the England Match, and they starts predicting the score Lezzie says 2 – 0 England and Dave agrees. Chris says that he wants to put a bet on 3 – 0 to England.
So solid Crew…
In addition, more German phone calls coming up next. So Chris says maybe we should help out Scotland by making other phone calls, but in the end they scrap that idea, Then Will says they have a reporter called Matt who’s in Germany doing some reporting on the match. Then Chris says go out and buy Emma Buntons new song so we can see more of her being sexy in videos
Emma Bunton…….
Chris says how lovely Emma Buntons song is, and how hard she is working. They then do and talk to their live reporter in Germany. Mat is outside a bar, and he has had a large bear, Chris asks about the atmosphere, and it seems quiet and he says that he’s surrounded by Germans and he can tell by the large amount of Mullets. He says that there is a bloke behind him with a huge Mullet, Chris asks Mat what he thinks the score will be, and he thinks that the score will be 1 – 2 to England. Chris does his impressions of some Germans, and so Mat starts to talk to a German, and he asks the Score and they give the answer of 5 – 0 to German clearly to drunk to know what’s happening. Jon as Des phones up some more people in Germany and the person puts the phone down on him.
Song……….
Chris then talks about how great One Big Sunday will be, Jon then wants to make a another phone call, this time he starts have a long conversation with the lady that answers.
Star sailor…….
News Beat…….
Chris talks to newsbeat and wished Happy Birthday to Mickey who pushes the buttons at Newsbeat but today Mickey is away and so they have a women filling in.
Song……
Trailer…..
Fragma…..
On Sunday, it will be One Big Sunday in Leister. Chris says how great Leister is and how they have 3 Shopping Malls, and they talk about people who have come from there like Steven Fry. The weather is supposed to Sunny, which will good. Chris starts to talk about Facts of Leister and he says it is all in his head, but it obvious he is reading it out.
Chris asks Jon if there is any where worth visiting, and Jon says about a few pubs and places and does not have a clue.
Song…..
Chris starts to talk about Craig David, Jon does an impression of Craig David, and he does a Welsh accent although Craig David is not welsh. Jon phones up a hotel as Craig David. He asks him about what is there in Leister, so he makes many puns of Craig David songs, and the bloke from the Hotel does not seem to twig on to who he is trying to be.
Trailer……
Song…….
Now it is a Blown Out update, he talks about the brilliant song. It turns out that they have been to Greece and have done a Record deal. The album is due out before Christmas so go get it people. Then they talk about their Holiday in Greece and how Big G and Daz have been getting on. Their bodyguard bet Big G 50p that he would not walk back to their hotel room naked. As to which he did bringing in a big crowd of followers, which lead to the police locking him up for the night, then in the morning when they were due to fly back to England Big G was released out and Gaz thought it would be funny to take Big G’s passport. So in fact Big G is stuck left alone in Greece with no passport to get home. Lol what a great story.
Song……
Jon now gets to plug his many shows that are on. Jon is on Radio 4 tonight in Dead Ringers. Following that there is a program on BBC 2 with Jon on. About the Germany and England football matches through the ages. It’s linked to the cars that have come out when England have played Germany, it includes Jon doing many different voices. Every time that Jon tries to describe what is happening on his show Chris keeps playing what is on TV. Then they play the Neighbors start and so Dave and Chris have a good sing along.
Song………
Chris talks about what is coming on later on after Chris Moyles, and what’s going on tomorrow in his morning show. Then to finish of the show, they play the best of Jon’s Germans phone call .
Song………..
That’s it for this week, hope your enjoyed my review give me time to get used to doing, well that’s it from me for this week. Take care and have a great week
Dan
The show starts of with news of tonight’s Camp Cops episode on Uk Bilge. 2 night Charlie and Frank are hiding and there waiting for someone who’s walking down the road, and they jump out and it turns out to be Lenox Lewis and they try and take him down the station!
It’s Friday 3 O’clock………..
“Hello Mum” says Chris
Superman Lovers
Papa Roach
Chris Starts by saying the song before was Frank Sinatra and Last Resort,
Chris talks about the great weekend of Football coming up, Including the England Vs Germany match (Come on England!!) In addition, Chris mentions the last One Big Sunday this year, great line up plus Chris Will be there as well
Chris thanks Mark & Lard for a superb show and warns Jon that if he does any impressions of Mark & Lard then they will have to beat him up. Jon then talks about last nights Dead Ringers sketch that they did of Mark & Lard and then comments that it sounds crap, and then Jon gets into a bit of a mood. Dave then points out, they have a surprise for Jon. Jon starts to get worried as he has no idea what it is, It turns out it’s a bear Mat that has on the back, NO Sharking. So next time Jon is in a bar and starts Sharking some lovely lady then the team will hold up their bear Mats to stop Jon from Sharking.
Spooks…….
Later Chris plans to have a Blown Out update and some more news on their Money Appeal (Which it turns out they never do have)
Jon then informs the team he has prepared some anagrams of the team member’s names
Chris says he is ready and has queued up some football music , but Jon then says he wanted some Classical music, Chris has a go at Jon and ends up shouting at him, and he says that Jon wanted some Football music a second ago and now he wants some Classical. They carry on arguing until Chris wins by playing the sharking Music.
Trailer…..
Craig David……
Jon then says he wants to do his Anagrams now; Chris’s name comes up first, which is in full Christopher David Moyles, which he has been trying to keep a secret and has done for 4 years up until this point
Jon read them out and they don’t really make sense and aren’t really very funny, so Chris then points out this is crap, so they scrap it
Muse…..
Dave asks if Jon has any brilliant Anagrams left, so Jon says “yes” as he starts to read them out Chris says “oh sorry newsbeat now”
Five…..
Chris asks Jon if he has any more Anagrams to which Jon starts to read out the Anagrams of Lezzie’s name. Chris is arguing that Jon’s anagrams are crap. Dave says that he has made some of his own; The anagram that he has created of Will is Green Willied Dickhead.
Ash………
Dave points out that the new Ash song has the all-important key changes in it to get in the top 10. Chris then talks about the fight Rackman and Lewis had on a sports chat show last night, and they play a clip of what Chappers had to say about it that was played on Sara Cox this morning. Then after Chris says how funny Chappers isn’t and how he drives a clowns car and that he can do any Kid Parties you want because he is that talented.
Missy Elliot……..
After Missy Elliot finished Chris comments how that is the greatest song to come out this year, and the spitting bit during the song just makes it revolution and that The Beatles should of done that in their songs. If they had done that then they would have been still together today, except that John Lennon was shot but if it wasn’t for that then they would still be together. Will just says that Chris is digging a grave for himself if he carries on.
Destiny’s Child……..
Song……
Trailer……
Blur……
Chris points out that at the start of Bootilicious it sounds like those old horror movies when ladies get strangled, and they make the sound argh argh agrh repeatedly, and if you listen at the start of Bootilicious it sounds like that is happening. Chris jokily asks Jon if he has any more Anagrams and Jon says “No”. Chris then talks about One Big Sunday and talks about how great the line up is. Will then mentions about a fake Trailer that the Leister news team have sent in of One Big Sunday. Chris talks about how they are trying to make it funny, and when he does he is right it’s not funny at all, the quality of the recording is poor and Jon points out that maybe it wasn’t best for them to have used Woolworth tapes to record it onto. Chris starts to talk about the German and England match this weekend. Chris then talks about the story in The Sun today about three page 3 models going to Germany and waking up the German football squad in the middle of the night. So Chris gets Jon to phone up a random German phone number as Des Lynom. This turns out to be very funny as Jon just says random German sounding words to the lady who answers and clearly has no clue as to what is going on.
Trailer…….
Dido………
Chris then starts to talk about the art of spanking and to prove to the rest of the team. He gets Lizzie to bend over his lap so that he can prove this. Chris then talks about the Page 3 girl’s story and it turns out that early this morning the police arrested them. Chris wants Jon to help England out by phoning Germany and talking rubbish to some Germans to put the supporters off.
Song………
Chris says that winding up the Germans is for England, so they phone up some Germans and say a few random German sounding words.
Newsbeat………
And Chris buts in Newsbeat as he says that one of the story it sounds like Beckham wants Sex before the England Match, and they starts predicting the score Lezzie says 2 – 0 England and Dave agrees. Chris says that he wants to put a bet on 3 – 0 to England.
So solid Crew…
In addition, more German phone calls coming up next. So Chris says maybe we should help out Scotland by making other phone calls, but in the end they scrap that idea, Then Will says they have a reporter called Matt who’s in Germany doing some reporting on the match. Then Chris says go out and buy Emma Buntons new song so we can see more of her being sexy in videos
Emma Bunton…….
Chris says how lovely Emma Buntons song is, and how hard she is working. They then do and talk to their live reporter in Germany. Mat is outside a bar, and he has had a large bear, Chris asks about the atmosphere, and it seems quiet and he says that he’s surrounded by Germans and he can tell by the large amount of Mullets. He says that there is a bloke behind him with a huge Mullet, Chris asks Mat what he thinks the score will be, and he thinks that the score will be 1 – 2 to England. Chris does his impressions of some Germans, and so Mat starts to talk to a German, and he asks the Score and they give the answer of 5 – 0 to German clearly to drunk to know what’s happening. Jon as Des phones up some more people in Germany and the person puts the phone down on him.
Song……….
Chris then talks about how great One Big Sunday will be, Jon then wants to make a another phone call, this time he starts have a long conversation with the lady that answers.
Star sailor…….
News Beat…….
Chris talks to newsbeat and wished Happy Birthday to Mickey who pushes the buttons at Newsbeat but today Mickey is away and so they have a women filling in.
Song……
Trailer…..
Fragma…..
On Sunday, it will be One Big Sunday in Leister. Chris says how great Leister is and how they have 3 Shopping Malls, and they talk about people who have come from there like Steven Fry. The weather is supposed to Sunny, which will good. Chris starts to talk about Facts of Leister and he says it is all in his head, but it obvious he is reading it out.
Chris asks Jon if there is any where worth visiting, and Jon says about a few pubs and places and does not have a clue.
Song…..
Chris starts to talk about Craig David, Jon does an impression of Craig David, and he does a Welsh accent although Craig David is not welsh. Jon phones up a hotel as Craig David. He asks him about what is there in Leister, so he makes many puns of Craig David songs, and the bloke from the Hotel does not seem to twig on to who he is trying to be.
Trailer……
Song…….
Now it is a Blown Out update, he talks about the brilliant song. It turns out that they have been to Greece and have done a Record deal. The album is due out before Christmas so go get it people. Then they talk about their Holiday in Greece and how Big G and Daz have been getting on. Their bodyguard bet Big G 50p that he would not walk back to their hotel room naked. As to which he did bringing in a big crowd of followers, which lead to the police locking him up for the night, then in the morning when they were due to fly back to England Big G was released out and Gaz thought it would be funny to take Big G’s passport. So in fact Big G is stuck left alone in Greece with no passport to get home. Lol what a great story.
Song……
Jon now gets to plug his many shows that are on. Jon is on Radio 4 tonight in Dead Ringers. Following that there is a program on BBC 2 with Jon on. About the Germany and England football matches through the ages. It’s linked to the cars that have come out when England have played Germany, it includes Jon doing many different voices. Every time that Jon tries to describe what is happening on his show Chris keeps playing what is on TV. Then they play the Neighbors start and so Dave and Chris have a good sing along.
Song………
Chris talks about what is coming on later on after Chris Moyles, and what’s going on tomorrow in his morning show. Then to finish of the show, they play the best of Jon’s Germans phone call .
Song………..
That’s it for this week, hope your enjoyed my review give me time to get used to doing, well that’s it from me for this week. Take care and have a great week
Dan
