chrismoyles.net
- Thu Sep 20, 2001 10:22 am
#241333
Ok a few things before I start: Yes I realise that I should have used Heroes instead of Ashes to Ashes to quote from when I was using David Bowie lyrics and as you know I review this show live and they’ve got some guests on so they better speak slow so I can write everything down!! And with that:
Chris Moyles Wednesday 19th September 2001
Being a long distance lorry driver can be really tiring. All those long nights and long winding roads can make you really sleepy To keep you from going asleep buy new ‘Bollockuter’ sending 10,000 volts of electricity up your gonads.
Hello I’m Kid Jensen
Superman Lovers- Starlight
Feeder- Buck Rogers
Chris welcomes us to the show and says its our worst nightmare to listen to us for three hours. Chris reveals that every one of the team has a gift/merchandise from Eddie Stobart. Lizzie gets some Vinyl figures, Will gets some Eddie Stobart badges, Chris has some Stobart stickers and Dave has a mini football in Eddie Stobart colours. Chris then reads out a letter from the Eddie Stobart people who announces that there will be a cartoon called ‘Steady Eddie’ and have a signed Eddie Stobart video cover. Chris then says that Joe Mace and Dani Behr, presenters of ‘The Saturday Show’ will be on the show later. Chris then gets another package which is a new phone (in response to Chris’s moan yesterday) which he then chucks in the bin. He also delivers similar justice to the in-car charger (‘I don’t have a car), the hands-free kit (‘don’t trust them’) and the leather phone pouch (‘seeing as I don’t have the phone I won’t need this). Chris then moans about companies who send gifts in expecting a plug for what they are promoting and then reminds them that the ‘Steady Eddie’ video will be available soon priced £8.99.
Usher-
Chris mucks up the link because he was playing with something in the mail. Chris then talks about the Afro Man record they played yesterday (‘And I get High’) and tell about the bit in the record where they spin the record back to cover the naughty word. Dave and Chris then proceed to say lots of rude words backwards which are mostly directed at Will (who suggested the idea in the 1st place apparently). Dave then says something to Lizzie who says something even worse (all backwards of course)
New weekend trailer
This weekend on Radio 1 join Clive Warren for the Curtis Stigers Weekend
D12- Purple Hills
Chris then relates his disappointment about yesterdays feature ‘I fancy my boyfriend’s Brother’ because of the lack of the funny calls. Lizzie then makes a balls up and Chris takes the mick out of her and says she should go back on her course. Chris then says that they are going back to the blokes because they have no shame. Paul the topic today is ‘I love my mates more than I love my girlfriend/wife’. Chris then gives an example about how a bloke would rather go to the pub to watch the match rather than go out for an anniversary dinner or you will go for a drink because it is your mates birthday rather than go out for a dinner because its the missus’ birthday. Chris throws down the gauntlet to all the men to ring in.
Sillicon Soul- Right on
Chris then rings up the ‘phone a six to start’ system. Chris then tries to go through to the studio. Dave takes the piss out of Chris’s script reading skills. They find out that the phone system is working
3:30 News with Georgina
Georgina then reveals that the only reason she is reading the news is because everyone else is either sick and/or on holiday. Chris says that she was taken off the news to do entertainment because she was crap at reading the proper stuff. She says that she was coming in to do the entertainment news and was then told by Rob McKenzie that she was reading the news today. Dave and Chris then reveal that they know someone who went out with Georgina and get very secretive about the information that they know about her.
Alien Ant Farm- Smooth Criminal
DJ Tiesto-
Chris reckons that the artist of that last song was in the Lionel Richie song ‘All Night Long’. This goes into a story about how Chris went into a Chinese last night with his girlfriend and Jon and that the backing music was Lionel Richie instrumentals. It obviously had no effect on the popularity of the restaurant because they were the only ones in there. Chris reminds all about the topic for today’s show and how the response has been overwhelming. This leads into a rant about women and how women always talk about their men and their habits and how they are not fooled about how women try to lift their bums an inch of the ground we know they’ve let one out. This was a brilliant bit of the show and I cannot do it justice because I was laughing too much: It was just Chris going on a Chauvinistic rant about women and the fact that men know that women are not as perfect as they claim to be.
Macy Gray- Sweet Baby
Chris then does an impression of Jo Wiley and wonders why the concert is on a special night. Dave suggests its because of a high moon. The 1st caller about today’s topic reveals that because her girlfriend is a lightweight when it comes to drinking and that when he’s going drinking with his mates he gets her plastered, takes her home and then goes out on the lash with his mates. The girlfriend then thinks that she has spoilt his night out because of her getting drunk which gets him extra brownie points. Chris then gets the caller to reveal that he does ‘Love his mates more than his lass’ and that she farts like a trooper.
Radio 1 Music trailer
Dido- Thank You
Chris reckons that Dido will be a big success. Line two is a person named Spanner. He reveals that for his 1st anniversary he planned a big dinner form his wife but then the dinner clashed with a re-arranged rugby cup final his mates were playing in. He decided to take his wife to the cup final and get absolutely leathered. His wife, for some reason was not best pleased but he was more bothered about the fact that his mates were beaten. He then reveals that he ‘Loves his mates more than his wife’.
P Diddy- Bad Boy Family
Chris tells us that its 4:00 and there are more calls coming up
Travis- Side
Chocolate Puma- I wanna be U
Chris reveals that the Travis song on the minidisc is called ‘Hide’. Chris then reveals that the female sex have been writing in to complain about Chris’s rant. Dave reads an e-mail from a women in Hull who says that the reason that they discus men is that they can decide if they want him after they’ve been dumped. There is then the greatest bit I think I’ve heard on this show which is ‘ The rules according to Men’. My favourites included ‘Saturdays is for football, shopping is not a sport’, ‘Men own 2-3 pairs of shoes, what makes you think I can decide which one of the 30 pairs you own goes best with that dress’ and ‘Its not the dress that makes you fact, its that bar of chocolate you ate before you out it on’. I’m really sorry that I couldn’t find a spare tape so I could write them all down but I’m sure that this will end up on the sound vault because it was a classic.
Brittney Spears- I’m a slave for you
Chris and Will then discuss Brittney and her snake. Chris says to leave that bloke N-Sync out of it. Dave reads an e-mail out to discuss certain topics between mates and girlfriends. The punchline is that the mates win until it comes to having boobs. The next caller is a dull bloke called Dave who reveals that rather than spend a night with his girlfriend he pretends he’s working, yeah that was funny. You could tell he was bit dodgy when he couldn’t answer the question ‘Who are you?’
Nelly- Ride Wit’ Me
Chris then decides to defend the new rules including ‘Don’t cut your hair ever, it only causes arguments between the two of you. He then reads out an e-mail giving four reasons why a bloke prefers his mates than his lass ‘They don’t nag, they understand the offside rule, they can have intelligent conversations after 6 pints and they don’t go mental once a month. Chris then tells how he wanted to watch The Bill but he had to watch the 6 wives of Henry VIII with his girlfriend instead. The next caller reveals that for his 21st birthday that he has booked the day off and so has his girlfriend. She thinks its to go for a romantic meal but he’s going to Manchester to a strip club with his mates where he has had ‘relations’ with one of the strippers. Genius call which again I’m not doing justice.
Stain’d- Its been a while
Chris then talks about how the executive producer took Dave and Lizzie to see Stain’d and moaning about how they’re not taken out anywhere. Chris asks Dave who is on the show later, why they are on and what they’re doing after the show....except he’s answering his own questions.
4:30 News and Sport with Georgina and Phillip
Chris takes Georgina to task about the shortness of the weather. Chris then asks George and Phillip to help with the next feature which is ‘Mystic Horse’ based on yesterdays show. George asks ‘Is Chris Moyles big and clever?’ which is a no. Phillip asks ‘ Is he hung like a horse?’. Dave asks ‘ Do they have any special guests later on?’ to which the horse says no. Chris reckons that the guests aren’t special enough. Will the asks ‘ Will I get off with Dani Behr’ the horse says no. Chris asks ‘ Will he get off with Joe Mace?’ and the horse replies yes.
Eve and Gwen Stefani- Let me blow ya mind
Faithless- Muhammad Ali
Chris tells us that Dani Behr and Joe Mace are coming onto the show and how it is more than coincidence that there show is starting just as the Moyles weekend show is ending. Chris then invites people to call in to ask the ‘mystic horse’ a question. Chris and Dave provide examples of this which centre around Will and him getting rat-arsed tonight.
Spiritualised- Stop your Crying
Time for questions for the mystic horse: ‘Will my missus finally get the hint I don’t want her anymore?’ No ‘ Will my girlfriend find out that I’m going to the England game next month?’ Yes ‘Am I getting it tonight? Will it be any good?’ Yes and No ‘Will Spurs ever win a game? Yes ‘Do you think that Will will write to the Arial magazine again?’ Yes ‘ Will I cop off with Kate in the local pub tonight?’ Yes ‘will she remember it in the morning?’ No
Gatecrasher at the NEC as part of 1 Live in Birmingham
Chris then offers Lizzie 20 quid if she says what she said off the air on the air. She refuses.
Destiny’s Child- Bootylicious
Some dance record called Flawless
Will reckoned it was called Gorgeous. Chris asks the team how they reckon the interview will go. They think its gonna be between 8-9. Chris reckons that they will be up for a laugh because he’s seen some of Joe’s work on PlayUK. Chris almost gets Dani Behr confused with Danny Baker. He says that you can’t get them confused because one is smelly and needs a shave whilst the other is a * fella.
5:00 News with Georgina and Phillip
Chris then makes note of the fact that Georgina can read the news on their show but she can’t present Newsbeat. Chris then tells Georgina that she is a ‘trainee newsreader’. He asks Georgina if she’s always been a gymnast or if she’s naturally bendy. Chris wants Rob to lead a huge round of applause for Georgina because she has filled in today.
Jamiroquai- Little L
Limp Bizket- Take a look around
Chris then takes the piss out of Will’s segue ability. Chris then introduces the guests, Dani Behr and Jo Mace. Chris then decides to flirt with Joe rather than Joe. Dani wants to take the role of Mystic horse. Chris invites the guests to ask question, Joe wants to know if he will be in panto in Stevenage with Lionel Blair. Chris then asks Dani how old she is. Dani says she is 26 and reveals that she presented the Word when she was 16 and a half. Chris buggers up a question where he wonders where Dani says she was born outside the Playboy night club rather than South Africa. Dani says she will be leaving early because it is her mates birthday but it won’t matter because she will be legless after one drink. Joe reveals that he will be legless after three pints of shandy. Joe then reveals that he has married and that the wife will want him in at 9. Joe has a showbiz age of 23. Chris then takes Dani to task over her age again. Joe’s worst show is a sit-com he wrote for PlayUK which was so bad that it make Johnny Vaughn’s show looks good. Dani reveals her worst show was Ice Warriors which was described as ‘Gladiators on Ice’. Dave reveals his memories of the show and Dani says the only good thing were the outfits she wore which causes the men in the studio to have disgusting thoughts in their minds
Some Garage track
Dave is trying to sell his Ford Capri to Joe. Dani doesn’t seem so aware about her cars. Chris tells the story about how if you press on the brakes the windows came down, how there is a tilt sunroof and because the brakes are screwed you couldn’t park it on a hill. Dani is getting bored of the conversation. Dave wants £950 for it. Joe reveals that the Saturday Show will be different because it will be trying to bring Saturday Evening to Saturday Morning. They say that their will be cartoons and games earlier on in the show. Chris tries to start a war between Dani and Cat Deely as well as between Joe and Ant and Dec. Chris tries to wind them up to take the piss out SMTV. They reckon that SMTV is a good show but there’s will be better. Joe reveals that while Dani is doing a photo shoot for Heat magazine, Joe is being rung up by Liberty radio. Dani wants to go to the pub rather than going to a posh wine bar and how Chris has read her completely wrong. Chris reminds us that Joe used to be in this sitcom and that Dani won a poll for Britain’s sexiest women for Durex Condoms. Chris wonders what they used to do on a Friday and that they can’t go out anymore on a Friday and this is there last night. Dani reveals that she loves tequila but it makes her throw up. Chris reckons that this should be the 1st link for the show. Chris thanks them both for coming into the studio and reminds us that the Saturday Show starts this Saturday at 9.
Saturday Show trailer
Fatboy Slim- Gangsta Trippin’
Chris asks Dave what he thinks about Dani and Joe. He reckons that they will do well and that they will do even better now that they aren’t on anymore. They reckons Joe is very nice even though they hated them before and how Dani barely spoke to them. Chris, Will and Dave reckon that Dani doesn’t look bad for 32. Chris starts to play Papa Roach but meant to play:
Sterophonics- Step on my old size 9’s
Chris asks us to tune in tomorrow to find out who wins in the drinking contest between Joe and Dani.
Here’s Newsbeat, its 5:45
Conclusion: An awesome show today, from the phone calls, the mystic horse, the new rules according to men, the interview and the backward swear words. I’m going to have to tape the show so that I can provide dialogue because I’m not doing it justice here, hopefully it will end in the sound vault.
See you next week
Chris Moyles Wednesday 19th September 2001
Being a long distance lorry driver can be really tiring. All those long nights and long winding roads can make you really sleepy To keep you from going asleep buy new ‘Bollockuter’ sending 10,000 volts of electricity up your gonads.
Hello I’m Kid Jensen
Superman Lovers- Starlight
Feeder- Buck Rogers
Chris welcomes us to the show and says its our worst nightmare to listen to us for three hours. Chris reveals that every one of the team has a gift/merchandise from Eddie Stobart. Lizzie gets some Vinyl figures, Will gets some Eddie Stobart badges, Chris has some Stobart stickers and Dave has a mini football in Eddie Stobart colours. Chris then reads out a letter from the Eddie Stobart people who announces that there will be a cartoon called ‘Steady Eddie’ and have a signed Eddie Stobart video cover. Chris then says that Joe Mace and Dani Behr, presenters of ‘The Saturday Show’ will be on the show later. Chris then gets another package which is a new phone (in response to Chris’s moan yesterday) which he then chucks in the bin. He also delivers similar justice to the in-car charger (‘I don’t have a car), the hands-free kit (‘don’t trust them’) and the leather phone pouch (‘seeing as I don’t have the phone I won’t need this). Chris then moans about companies who send gifts in expecting a plug for what they are promoting and then reminds them that the ‘Steady Eddie’ video will be available soon priced £8.99.
Usher-
Chris mucks up the link because he was playing with something in the mail. Chris then talks about the Afro Man record they played yesterday (‘And I get High’) and tell about the bit in the record where they spin the record back to cover the naughty word. Dave and Chris then proceed to say lots of rude words backwards which are mostly directed at Will (who suggested the idea in the 1st place apparently). Dave then says something to Lizzie who says something even worse (all backwards of course)
New weekend trailer
This weekend on Radio 1 join Clive Warren for the Curtis Stigers Weekend
D12- Purple Hills
Chris then relates his disappointment about yesterdays feature ‘I fancy my boyfriend’s Brother’ because of the lack of the funny calls. Lizzie then makes a balls up and Chris takes the mick out of her and says she should go back on her course. Chris then says that they are going back to the blokes because they have no shame. Paul the topic today is ‘I love my mates more than I love my girlfriend/wife’. Chris then gives an example about how a bloke would rather go to the pub to watch the match rather than go out for an anniversary dinner or you will go for a drink because it is your mates birthday rather than go out for a dinner because its the missus’ birthday. Chris throws down the gauntlet to all the men to ring in.
Sillicon Soul- Right on
Chris then rings up the ‘phone a six to start’ system. Chris then tries to go through to the studio. Dave takes the piss out of Chris’s script reading skills. They find out that the phone system is working
3:30 News with Georgina
Georgina then reveals that the only reason she is reading the news is because everyone else is either sick and/or on holiday. Chris says that she was taken off the news to do entertainment because she was crap at reading the proper stuff. She says that she was coming in to do the entertainment news and was then told by Rob McKenzie that she was reading the news today. Dave and Chris then reveal that they know someone who went out with Georgina and get very secretive about the information that they know about her.
Alien Ant Farm- Smooth Criminal
DJ Tiesto-
Chris reckons that the artist of that last song was in the Lionel Richie song ‘All Night Long’. This goes into a story about how Chris went into a Chinese last night with his girlfriend and Jon and that the backing music was Lionel Richie instrumentals. It obviously had no effect on the popularity of the restaurant because they were the only ones in there. Chris reminds all about the topic for today’s show and how the response has been overwhelming. This leads into a rant about women and how women always talk about their men and their habits and how they are not fooled about how women try to lift their bums an inch of the ground we know they’ve let one out. This was a brilliant bit of the show and I cannot do it justice because I was laughing too much: It was just Chris going on a Chauvinistic rant about women and the fact that men know that women are not as perfect as they claim to be.
Macy Gray- Sweet Baby
Chris then does an impression of Jo Wiley and wonders why the concert is on a special night. Dave suggests its because of a high moon. The 1st caller about today’s topic reveals that because her girlfriend is a lightweight when it comes to drinking and that when he’s going drinking with his mates he gets her plastered, takes her home and then goes out on the lash with his mates. The girlfriend then thinks that she has spoilt his night out because of her getting drunk which gets him extra brownie points. Chris then gets the caller to reveal that he does ‘Love his mates more than his lass’ and that she farts like a trooper.
Radio 1 Music trailer
Dido- Thank You
Chris reckons that Dido will be a big success. Line two is a person named Spanner. He reveals that for his 1st anniversary he planned a big dinner form his wife but then the dinner clashed with a re-arranged rugby cup final his mates were playing in. He decided to take his wife to the cup final and get absolutely leathered. His wife, for some reason was not best pleased but he was more bothered about the fact that his mates were beaten. He then reveals that he ‘Loves his mates more than his wife’.
P Diddy- Bad Boy Family
Chris tells us that its 4:00 and there are more calls coming up
Travis- Side
Chocolate Puma- I wanna be U
Chris reveals that the Travis song on the minidisc is called ‘Hide’. Chris then reveals that the female sex have been writing in to complain about Chris’s rant. Dave reads an e-mail from a women in Hull who says that the reason that they discus men is that they can decide if they want him after they’ve been dumped. There is then the greatest bit I think I’ve heard on this show which is ‘ The rules according to Men’. My favourites included ‘Saturdays is for football, shopping is not a sport’, ‘Men own 2-3 pairs of shoes, what makes you think I can decide which one of the 30 pairs you own goes best with that dress’ and ‘Its not the dress that makes you fact, its that bar of chocolate you ate before you out it on’. I’m really sorry that I couldn’t find a spare tape so I could write them all down but I’m sure that this will end up on the sound vault because it was a classic.
Brittney Spears- I’m a slave for you
Chris and Will then discuss Brittney and her snake. Chris says to leave that bloke N-Sync out of it. Dave reads an e-mail out to discuss certain topics between mates and girlfriends. The punchline is that the mates win until it comes to having boobs. The next caller is a dull bloke called Dave who reveals that rather than spend a night with his girlfriend he pretends he’s working, yeah that was funny. You could tell he was bit dodgy when he couldn’t answer the question ‘Who are you?’
Nelly- Ride Wit’ Me
Chris then decides to defend the new rules including ‘Don’t cut your hair ever, it only causes arguments between the two of you. He then reads out an e-mail giving four reasons why a bloke prefers his mates than his lass ‘They don’t nag, they understand the offside rule, they can have intelligent conversations after 6 pints and they don’t go mental once a month. Chris then tells how he wanted to watch The Bill but he had to watch the 6 wives of Henry VIII with his girlfriend instead. The next caller reveals that for his 21st birthday that he has booked the day off and so has his girlfriend. She thinks its to go for a romantic meal but he’s going to Manchester to a strip club with his mates where he has had ‘relations’ with one of the strippers. Genius call which again I’m not doing justice.
Stain’d- Its been a while
Chris then talks about how the executive producer took Dave and Lizzie to see Stain’d and moaning about how they’re not taken out anywhere. Chris asks Dave who is on the show later, why they are on and what they’re doing after the show....except he’s answering his own questions.
4:30 News and Sport with Georgina and Phillip
Chris takes Georgina to task about the shortness of the weather. Chris then asks George and Phillip to help with the next feature which is ‘Mystic Horse’ based on yesterdays show. George asks ‘Is Chris Moyles big and clever?’ which is a no. Phillip asks ‘ Is he hung like a horse?’. Dave asks ‘ Do they have any special guests later on?’ to which the horse says no. Chris reckons that the guests aren’t special enough. Will the asks ‘ Will I get off with Dani Behr’ the horse says no. Chris asks ‘ Will he get off with Joe Mace?’ and the horse replies yes.
Eve and Gwen Stefani- Let me blow ya mind
Faithless- Muhammad Ali
Chris tells us that Dani Behr and Joe Mace are coming onto the show and how it is more than coincidence that there show is starting just as the Moyles weekend show is ending. Chris then invites people to call in to ask the ‘mystic horse’ a question. Chris and Dave provide examples of this which centre around Will and him getting rat-arsed tonight.
Spiritualised- Stop your Crying
Time for questions for the mystic horse: ‘Will my missus finally get the hint I don’t want her anymore?’ No ‘ Will my girlfriend find out that I’m going to the England game next month?’ Yes ‘Am I getting it tonight? Will it be any good?’ Yes and No ‘Will Spurs ever win a game? Yes ‘Do you think that Will will write to the Arial magazine again?’ Yes ‘ Will I cop off with Kate in the local pub tonight?’ Yes ‘will she remember it in the morning?’ No
Gatecrasher at the NEC as part of 1 Live in Birmingham
Chris then offers Lizzie 20 quid if she says what she said off the air on the air. She refuses.
Destiny’s Child- Bootylicious
Some dance record called Flawless
Will reckoned it was called Gorgeous. Chris asks the team how they reckon the interview will go. They think its gonna be between 8-9. Chris reckons that they will be up for a laugh because he’s seen some of Joe’s work on PlayUK. Chris almost gets Dani Behr confused with Danny Baker. He says that you can’t get them confused because one is smelly and needs a shave whilst the other is a * fella.
5:00 News with Georgina and Phillip
Chris then makes note of the fact that Georgina can read the news on their show but she can’t present Newsbeat. Chris then tells Georgina that she is a ‘trainee newsreader’. He asks Georgina if she’s always been a gymnast or if she’s naturally bendy. Chris wants Rob to lead a huge round of applause for Georgina because she has filled in today.
Jamiroquai- Little L
Limp Bizket- Take a look around
Chris then takes the piss out of Will’s segue ability. Chris then introduces the guests, Dani Behr and Jo Mace. Chris then decides to flirt with Joe rather than Joe. Dani wants to take the role of Mystic horse. Chris invites the guests to ask question, Joe wants to know if he will be in panto in Stevenage with Lionel Blair. Chris then asks Dani how old she is. Dani says she is 26 and reveals that she presented the Word when she was 16 and a half. Chris buggers up a question where he wonders where Dani says she was born outside the Playboy night club rather than South Africa. Dani says she will be leaving early because it is her mates birthday but it won’t matter because she will be legless after one drink. Joe reveals that he will be legless after three pints of shandy. Joe then reveals that he has married and that the wife will want him in at 9. Joe has a showbiz age of 23. Chris then takes Dani to task over her age again. Joe’s worst show is a sit-com he wrote for PlayUK which was so bad that it make Johnny Vaughn’s show looks good. Dani reveals her worst show was Ice Warriors which was described as ‘Gladiators on Ice’. Dave reveals his memories of the show and Dani says the only good thing were the outfits she wore which causes the men in the studio to have disgusting thoughts in their minds
Some Garage track
Dave is trying to sell his Ford Capri to Joe. Dani doesn’t seem so aware about her cars. Chris tells the story about how if you press on the brakes the windows came down, how there is a tilt sunroof and because the brakes are screwed you couldn’t park it on a hill. Dani is getting bored of the conversation. Dave wants £950 for it. Joe reveals that the Saturday Show will be different because it will be trying to bring Saturday Evening to Saturday Morning. They say that their will be cartoons and games earlier on in the show. Chris tries to start a war between Dani and Cat Deely as well as between Joe and Ant and Dec. Chris tries to wind them up to take the piss out SMTV. They reckon that SMTV is a good show but there’s will be better. Joe reveals that while Dani is doing a photo shoot for Heat magazine, Joe is being rung up by Liberty radio. Dani wants to go to the pub rather than going to a posh wine bar and how Chris has read her completely wrong. Chris reminds us that Joe used to be in this sitcom and that Dani won a poll for Britain’s sexiest women for Durex Condoms. Chris wonders what they used to do on a Friday and that they can’t go out anymore on a Friday and this is there last night. Dani reveals that she loves tequila but it makes her throw up. Chris reckons that this should be the 1st link for the show. Chris thanks them both for coming into the studio and reminds us that the Saturday Show starts this Saturday at 9.
Saturday Show trailer
Fatboy Slim- Gangsta Trippin’
Chris asks Dave what he thinks about Dani and Joe. He reckons that they will do well and that they will do even better now that they aren’t on anymore. They reckons Joe is very nice even though they hated them before and how Dani barely spoke to them. Chris, Will and Dave reckon that Dani doesn’t look bad for 32. Chris starts to play Papa Roach but meant to play:
Sterophonics- Step on my old size 9’s
Chris asks us to tune in tomorrow to find out who wins in the drinking contest between Joe and Dani.
Here’s Newsbeat, its 5:45
Conclusion: An awesome show today, from the phone calls, the mystic horse, the new rules according to men, the interview and the backward swear words. I’m going to have to tape the show so that I can provide dialogue because I’m not doing it justice here, hopefully it will end in the sound vault.
See you next week
