chrismoyles.net
- Thu Dec 13, 2001 8:00 pm
#241352
By celebrity guest reviewer, UglyBob
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Chris feels bored not drinking or eating fatty foods. They went to the pub last night and he bought one lemonade. He lost a lot of money on the fruit machines. Chris says it?s a nightmare. They all went training today apart from Lizzie and Chris says that she?s getting fatter. Tomorrow is radio 1 Christmas party. They recall Andy Hosey from last year?s party who got paralytic. He never moved from beside the Stella pump. They announce that Scottie is doing the nerd chat. Scottie says hes gone 2 years without alcohol after making an arse out of himself. He dropped his pants on the dance floor in front of his boss at that time and split his head open. Hes single, which Chris shows that hes turning into a dullard. So Chris thinks Scottie is gay but Will defends him. He still drinks water out of his milk bottle. Chris watched the original Planet Of The Apes and watched the Caroline Quentin drama on ITV. Will isn?t going to the party as he has a prior engagement.
The crew talk about Michael Jackson and come to an agreement that they wouldn?t want to interview him because he wouldn?t answer the questions they want answered. They go to his face and talk about how bad he looks. Dave mentions that he burnt his hair when one of his special effects for his Pepsi promos went wrong. Link was going nowhere, Will says that Elton John is definitely not coming in and Dave does his Elton impression from the Mail advertisement. Chris plays his spoof trail for First Played First Heard again from yesterday after the real one.
Big Blubber: - Lizzie writes self appraisal for herself, Will finally washed his gym kit after a full year of sweat, Dave wore his girlfriends gym kit to further enhance his homosexual tendencies, Chris was absent from training on Tuesday but has lost 4 lbs in his best week ever for losing weight and therefore wins the licky licky brown nose award for the second week running. They saw Jude Law whilst they were training but he blanked them and smirked.
Chris has decided to throw a party to the people who have helped them during the year to say thanks. Chris has been told by will the BBC cannot pay for their bar tab. Will says that his mum has a cash and carry card to buy some cheap stuff. King Stevotrash gets a mention but Chris doesn?t read it because I guess hes starting to annoy Chris.
Sport talk begins and Chris chuckles at Wills inability to predict correct scores and also for not being able to string a sentence together without stuttering. The advent calendar and as Chris bought the teas he opens the door. Chocolate with a picture of a pudding on it but behind the door is a picture of beer goggles. Chris decides to give the chocolate to Lizzie but licks it before giving it to her. She eats it anyway. Lizzie does her gig review, which Chris and Dave talk over because the review was so dull. Chris plays will and Myleene song again
Chris, Dave and will draw up a list of who they want to come to their party. Emma B is first on the list as she usually flashes her breasts. John Peel won?t get invited because Jon hates their guts; Scott Mills is a ?borderline alcoholic? as is entertainment reporter Briggie. Chris is weary of inviting Coxy, as she has to bring her entourage with her. Tong wont come because he?ll be expected to be paid for attending and Mark & Lard will be up in Manchester.
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Chris feels bored not drinking or eating fatty foods. They went to the pub last night and he bought one lemonade. He lost a lot of money on the fruit machines. Chris says it?s a nightmare. They all went training today apart from Lizzie and Chris says that she?s getting fatter. Tomorrow is radio 1 Christmas party. They recall Andy Hosey from last year?s party who got paralytic. He never moved from beside the Stella pump. They announce that Scottie is doing the nerd chat. Scottie says hes gone 2 years without alcohol after making an arse out of himself. He dropped his pants on the dance floor in front of his boss at that time and split his head open. Hes single, which Chris shows that hes turning into a dullard. So Chris thinks Scottie is gay but Will defends him. He still drinks water out of his milk bottle. Chris watched the original Planet Of The Apes and watched the Caroline Quentin drama on ITV. Will isn?t going to the party as he has a prior engagement.
The crew talk about Michael Jackson and come to an agreement that they wouldn?t want to interview him because he wouldn?t answer the questions they want answered. They go to his face and talk about how bad he looks. Dave mentions that he burnt his hair when one of his special effects for his Pepsi promos went wrong. Link was going nowhere, Will says that Elton John is definitely not coming in and Dave does his Elton impression from the Mail advertisement. Chris plays his spoof trail for First Played First Heard again from yesterday after the real one.
Big Blubber: - Lizzie writes self appraisal for herself, Will finally washed his gym kit after a full year of sweat, Dave wore his girlfriends gym kit to further enhance his homosexual tendencies, Chris was absent from training on Tuesday but has lost 4 lbs in his best week ever for losing weight and therefore wins the licky licky brown nose award for the second week running. They saw Jude Law whilst they were training but he blanked them and smirked.
Chris has decided to throw a party to the people who have helped them during the year to say thanks. Chris has been told by will the BBC cannot pay for their bar tab. Will says that his mum has a cash and carry card to buy some cheap stuff. King Stevotrash gets a mention but Chris doesn?t read it because I guess hes starting to annoy Chris.
Sport talk begins and Chris chuckles at Wills inability to predict correct scores and also for not being able to string a sentence together without stuttering. The advent calendar and as Chris bought the teas he opens the door. Chocolate with a picture of a pudding on it but behind the door is a picture of beer goggles. Chris decides to give the chocolate to Lizzie but licks it before giving it to her. She eats it anyway. Lizzie does her gig review, which Chris and Dave talk over because the review was so dull. Chris plays will and Myleene song again
Chris, Dave and will draw up a list of who they want to come to their party. Emma B is first on the list as she usually flashes her breasts. John Peel won?t get invited because Jon hates their guts; Scott Mills is a ?borderline alcoholic? as is entertainment reporter Briggie. Chris is weary of inviting Coxy, as she has to bring her entourage with her. Tong wont come because he?ll be expected to be paid for attending and Mark & Lard will be up in Manchester.
