chrismoyles.net
- Mon Jan 14, 2002 8:06 pm
#241357
Courtesy of UglyBob!
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Will gets an email saying that the How Many Sugars game is flawed because after the sixth sugar, the sugar will not dissolve into the tea. As you can see, im hopeless at science and stuff.
Chris talks about the problems in Hear'say. The News of The World yesterday reported that Kym had had enough and left the band. The paper also suggested that Kym and Myleene hated each other. The record company has issued a statement saying that Kym hasn't left the band but there have been a disagreement, which needs sorting out.
Chris on his regular jaunts to his hometown of Leeds picks up a cd of Dustin's Greatest Hits. Dustin is famous in Ireland as a Talking Turkey with an acid tongued wit. He replaced Zig and Zag eventually on RTE and has appeared in numerous pantomimes and has sung with Bob Geldof. His popularity has waned just slightly because there are new puppets called Podge and Rodge but they are more risqué.
Chris speaks about Pop Idol. He has a go at Simon Cowell. He says that he seems to have missed out on the last couple of months of it and feels they are dragging it out as long as feasibly possible. Chris and the team laugh at reject Rosie Ribbons and her singing was awful. Chris says that Darius seems like someone else now that hes shaved off his goatee and started singing better. Dave disputes that's he always been a good singer, its just that now he not an annoying arse. He finds it funny that Dr Fox has the cheek to call him cheesy. POT KETTLE ANYONE.
Chris will probably get complaints about his next comments from silly people with nothing better to do but write whining letters. Gareth Gates has a stutter. Chris feels sorry for the guy but cant help laughing though in a Fish Called Wanda kind of way. Every Ant and Dec interview him, you can hear a pin drop as the crowd's hushes. Chris knows all about stuttering because he watched a programme on it but in the end says that he has a strong voice and would be a worthy winner. Chris then says that the stuttering might help or hinder his chances. You look at Madonna, Michael Jackson and Robbie Williams, have any of them got a stutter, NO!
Dave, Will and Lizzie favourite is Will and they question his sexuality. Lizzies mother particularly likes him for some reason. Dave still says that Gareth will win. Chris hates Abba so found the show excruciating to watch.
Chris plays Dustin greatest hits including the Dustin Bus to the tune of the Vengaboys song. He plays Dustin's take on the 1989 hit for Tone Loc Funky Cold Medina entitled Funky Ford Cortina and his DJ OTZI-IZED cover Sweet Caroline which was a huge number one late last year. Emails sent in aren't convinced about why Chris is big upping Sweet Caroline as they think the Cortina record is much better. Chris says that if they get enough emails from people, then he will play it at the end of the show, which he does.
Chris is listening in to Juliet and Caroline of Newsbeat nattering on in his headphones about them exercising and feeling hot. Chris reads out a new take on an old joke, a crap one at that with a poor punch line from 12 year old called Lauren.
Thought it was like a dream about Prince Harry, he thought the story was bizarre and that Fleet Street will have a field day. Chris found it funny that Charles took Harry to a heroin addict's centre when he only took cannabis. Chris feels that Williams street cred has gone way down so offers William to go to Stringfellows with him where he can meet Fullalla Trixibelle.
Quick sportstalk in which the main topic points were Woking beating Kingstonian 2-1 and Chris tries to avoid talking about Leeds defeat. Show finishes with Dustin's Funky Ford Cortina played in full.
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Will gets an email saying that the How Many Sugars game is flawed because after the sixth sugar, the sugar will not dissolve into the tea. As you can see, im hopeless at science and stuff.
Chris talks about the problems in Hear'say. The News of The World yesterday reported that Kym had had enough and left the band. The paper also suggested that Kym and Myleene hated each other. The record company has issued a statement saying that Kym hasn't left the band but there have been a disagreement, which needs sorting out.
Chris on his regular jaunts to his hometown of Leeds picks up a cd of Dustin's Greatest Hits. Dustin is famous in Ireland as a Talking Turkey with an acid tongued wit. He replaced Zig and Zag eventually on RTE and has appeared in numerous pantomimes and has sung with Bob Geldof. His popularity has waned just slightly because there are new puppets called Podge and Rodge but they are more risqué.
Chris speaks about Pop Idol. He has a go at Simon Cowell. He says that he seems to have missed out on the last couple of months of it and feels they are dragging it out as long as feasibly possible. Chris and the team laugh at reject Rosie Ribbons and her singing was awful. Chris says that Darius seems like someone else now that hes shaved off his goatee and started singing better. Dave disputes that's he always been a good singer, its just that now he not an annoying arse. He finds it funny that Dr Fox has the cheek to call him cheesy. POT KETTLE ANYONE.
Chris will probably get complaints about his next comments from silly people with nothing better to do but write whining letters. Gareth Gates has a stutter. Chris feels sorry for the guy but cant help laughing though in a Fish Called Wanda kind of way. Every Ant and Dec interview him, you can hear a pin drop as the crowd's hushes. Chris knows all about stuttering because he watched a programme on it but in the end says that he has a strong voice and would be a worthy winner. Chris then says that the stuttering might help or hinder his chances. You look at Madonna, Michael Jackson and Robbie Williams, have any of them got a stutter, NO!
Dave, Will and Lizzie favourite is Will and they question his sexuality. Lizzies mother particularly likes him for some reason. Dave still says that Gareth will win. Chris hates Abba so found the show excruciating to watch.
Chris plays Dustin greatest hits including the Dustin Bus to the tune of the Vengaboys song. He plays Dustin's take on the 1989 hit for Tone Loc Funky Cold Medina entitled Funky Ford Cortina and his DJ OTZI-IZED cover Sweet Caroline which was a huge number one late last year. Emails sent in aren't convinced about why Chris is big upping Sweet Caroline as they think the Cortina record is much better. Chris says that if they get enough emails from people, then he will play it at the end of the show, which he does.
Chris is listening in to Juliet and Caroline of Newsbeat nattering on in his headphones about them exercising and feeling hot. Chris reads out a new take on an old joke, a crap one at that with a poor punch line from 12 year old called Lauren.
Thought it was like a dream about Prince Harry, he thought the story was bizarre and that Fleet Street will have a field day. Chris found it funny that Charles took Harry to a heroin addict's centre when he only took cannabis. Chris feels that Williams street cred has gone way down so offers William to go to Stringfellows with him where he can meet Fullalla Trixibelle.
Quick sportstalk in which the main topic points were Woking beating Kingstonian 2-1 and Chris tries to avoid talking about Leeds defeat. Show finishes with Dustin's Funky Ford Cortina played in full.
