The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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Again, thanks to UglyBob

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1. Dr Dre feat KnocTurnAl - Bad Intentions
2. Sisqo - Thong Song
3. Lange - Drifting Away
4. Sum 41 - In Too Deep
5. Aaliyah - More Than A Woman
6. Ian Van Dahl - Will I
7. Nas - Got Yourself A
8. Wheatus - Leroy
9. Usher - U Got It Bad
10. Puretone - Addicted To Bass
11. Pink - Get The Party Started
12. Eminem - The Real Slim Shady
13. Cooper Temple Clause - Film Maker
14. IIO - Rapture
15. Britney Spears - Overprotected
16. So Solid Crew - Haterz
17. Nelly Furtado - On The Radio
18. Missy Elliott - Get Your Freak On
19. Jakatta - Ever So Lonely
20. Daniel Beddingfield - Gotta Get Thru This
21. Tupac Shakur - Changes
22. A - Nothing
23. The Ones - Flawless
24. Ja Rule - Always On Time
25. Misteeq - B With Me


The Team falls silent at the start of the show and Mark Radcliffe butts in and asks if anyone's there. Chris and Dave say that it will be a Modjo free zone for 3 hours. Chris and Dave talk about last night's television, which were Fat Club and Footballers Wives. Chris laughs at the woman who only lost 2 pounds in 7 weeks and that he could do that easily just going upstairs and taking a dump. Footballers Wives is best described by Dave as porn acting with Dynasty scripts.
Kate Moss is 28 today and Sade is 42. Will quips that she's up for best newcomer at the Brits. Comedy Dave has a Guess Who. He saw the person walking down the street in central London. It was Rik Fats Waller from Pop Idol, Dave didn't go up to him as there was a crowd or as Will put, a one-man crowd. Dave says hes huge and strange looking as hes got the head of a thin person but the body looks like one of them fat outfits people wear. Talking of Pop Flops, Kym has decided to stay with Hear'Say and is getting married to Jack Ryder thus creating more tabloid inches.
Wills girlfriends is away on holiday until the end of the month. Chris finds it funny that while she's in the country, hes flirting with Myleene and being all laddish and as soon as she goes away, he turns into Mr Sensible. Chris says that Will needs to spend his time away from her partying and offers to take him to Stringfellows. Will declines the offer and says that hes going out tonight with his TV pals from the BBC2 Learning Zone. Chris asks what's the point on having learning programmes at 4 in the morning and Will says that it's for teachers who want to tape them. Well from my past experience, 99% of teachers don't know how to work a VCR. Wills last voiceover was for BBC Online and he heard his voice one night on the TV by accident and waited till the end of the programme and his name was shown in the credits. He then went to sleep that night happy. What an action packed life Will leads, eh!
They finally agree that next Wednesday night, they will all go out for a booze up for Wills birthday, which is on Monday. Chris mentions that Dave's sister is a piece of ass again and Will gets mixed up with relation meanings. Chris gives Will a family tree lesson. Chris thinks that his feature on Banzai has been cut because hes watched all the episodes on E4 and it never came on.
After Pink record, they mention MTV. They say that they must loop 4 shows all the time. They then mention some presenter with long hair who looks a bit mad, which means hes an annoying arse. Im not sure but they might be talking about Eddy Temple Morris (mainly because I think hes an arse).
Dave has a new idea for a feature called Footballers Birds, which is Footballers Wives, mixed with Guess Who. They invite girlfriends or wives of famous footballers to ring up and they have to guess who the famous footballer is by asking YES/NO questioning. They only get one person who phoned up who was Matt Le Tissiers girlfriend. I can remember him going out with Emily Symons who used to play Marilyn in Home & Away and who now acts as a barmaid called Louise in Emmerdale.
Jamie Halliday sent in a strange letter about his new musical about Kebabs. Basically its asking Chris to sponsor them, as they want to tour it in the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in August 2002. They muse for a couple of minutes over what it might be like and think of pun titles of songs that they could use.
Another uneventful Sports Talk today, which was only funny due to Will laughing at the Scottish team, called Gala Fairydean vs Forfar. After this they talk about tonight's TV including Britain's Brainiest Cab Drivers presented by Carol Vorderman (who else) so Chris does Who Wants To Be A Millionaire on Will, who poses as a cab driver called Tony. Chris occasionally tips cab drivers but doesn't tip them if they are cheeky.

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