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- Thu Jan 17, 2002 6:19 pm
#241361
Thanks again to UglyBob
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1. Daniel Beddingfield - Gotta Get Thru This
2. Wu Tang Clan - Gravel Pit
3. Linkin Park - Point Of Authority
4. Iio - Rapture
5. Christian Milian - Am To Pm
6. Ja Rule - Always On Time
7. A1 - Caught In The Middle
8. Nelly Furtado - On the radio
9. U2 - Elevation
10. Britney Spears - Overprotected
11. Ian Van Dahl - Will I
12. Artful Dodger - Rewind
13. Petey Pablo - I
14. Sum 41 - In Too Deep
15. R Kelly - The Worlds Greatest
16. Dr Dre - Bad Intentions
17. Aaliyah - More Than A Woman
18. Timo Maas - To Get Down
19. Travis - Side (twice played, twice jumped so replaced)
20. Nas - Got Yourself
21. Travis - Side
22. Pink - Get The Party Started
23. Fatboy Slim - Praise You
24. Mercury Rev - The Dark Is Rising
25. Basement Jaxx - Romeo
26. Jay Z - Girls Girls Girls
27. Brandy - What About Us
28. P.O.D - Alive
The Bon Jovi Weekend with Mary Anne Hobbs on a Bed of Roses Spoof Trail is played at the start. Has Chris had a drink update? The answer is no. Lizzie couldn't go training today as she visited the doctors this morning. There's nothing with her although they think she has an iron deficiency. They had a new addition to the training team, which they will talk about later in Big Blubber. They will have Phil Lloyd on the phone, Britain's Brainiest Taxi Driver from last nights ITV1 show.
Chris plays a song that Dave says, with his immense musical knowledge, has never heard of from 1986 called Holiday Rap by DJ Sven & MC Mikey G. Its time to play the Holiday Rap Lyric Game which Will excels at and this is done up until 4pm. Britney Spears says eating chocolate is like having an orgasm, if she's a virgin surely she wouldn't know what an orgasm feels like so Cadburys have sent Chris a lot of chocolate. Of course she's still a virgin, she wouldn't want to bed that weasel from N'SYNC says Chris. She's waiting for the next time she comes over to England to bed Will.
Big Blubber Update
Lizzie - trouble concentrating on Tuesday and too much talking
Dave - nicknamed Donner Dave as he had a hangover and pleased with continued commitment
Will - turned up stinking of booze and kebabs
Chris - Had a disappointing weight loss, confessed he drank heavily last week
Today's new trainee was John Culshaw who was as light on his feet as Muhammad Ali and the manners and charms of Chris Eubank.
Will and Dave share the trophy this week. Chris complains about the trophy was fixed.
They have a confession to make. Kim Smith was on yesterday as Matt Le Tissier girlfriend that came on the air. Matt Le Tissier emailed Will to say that the girl on the air is not his girlfriend. So Will rang up Southampton Football Club. At 2:30pm Matt Le Tissier confirms and Will rings the girl back and voicemail came on with someone called Nick. So they are going to ring her back to see why she is a lying strumpet. Just apologize, you witch Chris makes her apologize on air.
Travis song jumped twice in the old machine so they put on Nas while they try and rectify the situation and try to play it before 5 again. Will and Chris think of questions to ask the brainy cabby. Best line was from Will If you had microwave fireplace, could you settle down in 3 and a half minutes Chris tells him to put the fare up because hes now famous. Phil loves pub quizzes and favourite topic was sport. He used to manage a betting shop and after 20 years of working there, he started taxiing. Chris decides to quiz him: -
1.Who will be the presenters of this years Brits? (x) Frank Skinner & Zoë Ball
2.How many donuts in a bakers dozen? (o) 13
3.According to law a bale of hay should be in every cab? (o) Yes
4.Who won today's licky licky brown nose? (o) Dave
5.Which 5 piece band announced they were splitting up on Boxing Day?(x) Steps
6.What the capital of Norway? (o) Oslo
Have you a lucrative air run tomorrow? No he hasn't
7.What modification had to be done to new London cabs?(x) The doors too loose
8.Whats the standard charge if someone vomits in a cab? (o) £25
9.Is it illegal to have a no smoking sign? (o) Yes
10.What was the last band Chris seen live, Showaddywaddy or Travis? (o) Travis
11.What was wrong with Chris' brother at Xmas? (x) Burst Appendix
12.Who had hits with Never Gonna Give You Up and Cry For Help? (o) Rick Astley
13.Holiday rap features in what game in banzai? (x) - The Lion Break Dance Puzzle
He Scores 8/13
Jim Carrey is 40 today and executive producer Mick Meadows is 40 tomorrow. Muhammad Ali is 60 today. And now its time for Sport Talk. They talk about last night's results including Forfar scoring 5 goals. Will says Forfar Five sounds like a Boots promotion. There are no games tonight so they look at tonight's TV including Friends, ER, Eastenders and Club Reps.
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1. Daniel Beddingfield - Gotta Get Thru This
2. Wu Tang Clan - Gravel Pit
3. Linkin Park - Point Of Authority
4. Iio - Rapture
5. Christian Milian - Am To Pm
6. Ja Rule - Always On Time
7. A1 - Caught In The Middle
8. Nelly Furtado - On the radio
9. U2 - Elevation
10. Britney Spears - Overprotected
11. Ian Van Dahl - Will I
12. Artful Dodger - Rewind
13. Petey Pablo - I
14. Sum 41 - In Too Deep
15. R Kelly - The Worlds Greatest
16. Dr Dre - Bad Intentions
17. Aaliyah - More Than A Woman
18. Timo Maas - To Get Down
19. Travis - Side (twice played, twice jumped so replaced)
20. Nas - Got Yourself
21. Travis - Side
22. Pink - Get The Party Started
23. Fatboy Slim - Praise You
24. Mercury Rev - The Dark Is Rising
25. Basement Jaxx - Romeo
26. Jay Z - Girls Girls Girls
27. Brandy - What About Us
28. P.O.D - Alive
The Bon Jovi Weekend with Mary Anne Hobbs on a Bed of Roses Spoof Trail is played at the start. Has Chris had a drink update? The answer is no. Lizzie couldn't go training today as she visited the doctors this morning. There's nothing with her although they think she has an iron deficiency. They had a new addition to the training team, which they will talk about later in Big Blubber. They will have Phil Lloyd on the phone, Britain's Brainiest Taxi Driver from last nights ITV1 show.
Chris plays a song that Dave says, with his immense musical knowledge, has never heard of from 1986 called Holiday Rap by DJ Sven & MC Mikey G. Its time to play the Holiday Rap Lyric Game which Will excels at and this is done up until 4pm. Britney Spears says eating chocolate is like having an orgasm, if she's a virgin surely she wouldn't know what an orgasm feels like so Cadburys have sent Chris a lot of chocolate. Of course she's still a virgin, she wouldn't want to bed that weasel from N'SYNC says Chris. She's waiting for the next time she comes over to England to bed Will.
Big Blubber Update
Lizzie - trouble concentrating on Tuesday and too much talking
Dave - nicknamed Donner Dave as he had a hangover and pleased with continued commitment
Will - turned up stinking of booze and kebabs
Chris - Had a disappointing weight loss, confessed he drank heavily last week
Today's new trainee was John Culshaw who was as light on his feet as Muhammad Ali and the manners and charms of Chris Eubank.
Will and Dave share the trophy this week. Chris complains about the trophy was fixed.
They have a confession to make. Kim Smith was on yesterday as Matt Le Tissier girlfriend that came on the air. Matt Le Tissier emailed Will to say that the girl on the air is not his girlfriend. So Will rang up Southampton Football Club. At 2:30pm Matt Le Tissier confirms and Will rings the girl back and voicemail came on with someone called Nick. So they are going to ring her back to see why she is a lying strumpet. Just apologize, you witch Chris makes her apologize on air.
Travis song jumped twice in the old machine so they put on Nas while they try and rectify the situation and try to play it before 5 again. Will and Chris think of questions to ask the brainy cabby. Best line was from Will If you had microwave fireplace, could you settle down in 3 and a half minutes Chris tells him to put the fare up because hes now famous. Phil loves pub quizzes and favourite topic was sport. He used to manage a betting shop and after 20 years of working there, he started taxiing. Chris decides to quiz him: -
1.Who will be the presenters of this years Brits? (x) Frank Skinner & Zoë Ball
2.How many donuts in a bakers dozen? (o) 13
3.According to law a bale of hay should be in every cab? (o) Yes
4.Who won today's licky licky brown nose? (o) Dave
5.Which 5 piece band announced they were splitting up on Boxing Day?(x) Steps
6.What the capital of Norway? (o) Oslo
Have you a lucrative air run tomorrow? No he hasn't
7.What modification had to be done to new London cabs?(x) The doors too loose
8.Whats the standard charge if someone vomits in a cab? (o) £25
9.Is it illegal to have a no smoking sign? (o) Yes
10.What was the last band Chris seen live, Showaddywaddy or Travis? (o) Travis
11.What was wrong with Chris' brother at Xmas? (x) Burst Appendix
12.Who had hits with Never Gonna Give You Up and Cry For Help? (o) Rick Astley
13.Holiday rap features in what game in banzai? (x) - The Lion Break Dance Puzzle
He Scores 8/13
Jim Carrey is 40 today and executive producer Mick Meadows is 40 tomorrow. Muhammad Ali is 60 today. And now its time for Sport Talk. They talk about last night's results including Forfar scoring 5 goals. Will says Forfar Five sounds like a Boots promotion. There are no games tonight so they look at tonight's TV including Friends, ER, Eastenders and Club Reps.
