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- Tue Jan 29, 2002 7:07 pm
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2 MOYLESWORLD MEMBERS INFILTRATE THE SHOW
1. Ja Rule feat Eschante Douglas - Always On Time
2. Safri Duo - Played Alive (The Bongo Song)
3. Enrique Iglesias - Hero
4. Linkin Park - In The End
5. Alicia Keys - Fallin
6. DB Boulevard - Point Of View
7. A - Nothing
8. Basement Jaxx - Romeo
9. A1 - Caught in the Middle
10. Alien Ant Farm - Movies
11. Destiny's Child - Independent Women (Part One)
12. Dilated Peoples - Worst Comes To Worst
13. Bubba Sparxx - Lovely
14. Dido - Here With Me
15. Mary J Blige - Dance With Me
16. Puddle Of Mud - Control
17. Daniel Beddingfield - Gotta Get Thru This
18. Victoria LIVE Mind Of Its Own
19. Snoop Dogg & Dr Dre - The Next Episode
20. No Doubt feat Bounty Killer - Hey Baby
21. Limp Bizkit - Take A Look Around (Theme from M.I.2)
22. Jay-Z - Girls, Girls, Girls
23. Blu Cantrell - Hit Em Up Style (Oops)
24. Goldtrix feat. Andrea Brown - Trippin (its love)
25. Outsidaz feat. Ra Digga & Mel Blatt - Im Leaving
Chris is top of the tea table again and tightwad Will is bottom. Chris watched the Office last night and wants to hate it but likes it. Dave had a 10pm dilemma as the repeat of last Tuesdays Footballers Wives was on ITV2 at the same time. Chris accidentally watched the Channel 5 show about the Lovers Guide. He trails Victoria Beckham and she will be singing in the live lounge, which came as a shock to Chris. Front page of today's Sun is the guy who got hit by the coin by Jamie Carragher. Although Chris questions the truth. Dave's haircut needs cut as it looks like a porcupines arse while he trains. The 3 boys went training without Lizzie. Lizzie is having a negative hair look today. She wants hair extensions and Chris says that he will give £100 if Lizzie shaves her hair off.
So the Jamie Theakston juggernaut is still on. The Sun blames Jamie for everything that former djs have done. The Sun lists all the sleazy disc jockeys down the years under the headline as The Radio 1 Rogueshow. Chris tells the papers to leave off him, as he can't even get one woman let alone three. Chris feels left out because him and Coxy aren't on the list. Chris wants to rob an off licence and give all the drink to poor homeless people. Will suggests he would become the Robin Hood of Radio 1. Chris doesn't want to be known as that.
Jon Culshaw is on the phone from what sounds like a quiet pub with a Guess Who, which turns out to be celebrity couple Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton. Jon says that he was monkey walking. Chris missed Eastenders last night and Dave and Will tell him bizarrely what happened.
Chris talks about today's This Morning and the game that replaced Midday Money called Bunny Money. There was a lady from Doncaster on who gave some classic wrong answers. Here are some of them: -
If you were on the Golden Gate Bridge, Which city would you be in? She replied Dallas
What are 5 times 5? She said 10
Where would you wear a cravat? She replied a wedding
This weekend is an exclusive Scorpions weekend on Radio 1 spoof trail.
Oprah is 48 (stone) and Tony Blackburn is 49. One of Dave's heroes is 57 today, which is Magnum star Tom Selleck. Matt in Liverpool sends in email about the rogueshow article, why don't Dave Pearce, Chris and Sara Cox go to health club and the headline would be Chris and Dave with Cox out in Health Club. Dave tells of his love of the Magnum show.
Victoria joins them on the show at 4:10pm where she will perform her new single in the live lounge. She has been doing what she feels comfortable with now. It's out Valentines week. Victoria says that she can smooch with Chris on the dance floor. Dave says if David is there, there will be murder on the dance floor. Don't mention the skinny skanky woman in front of her Chris retorts. She says that she has done a version of this in French. Chris laughs at her and says that someone is bound to ask her loads of questions in French. She tried it in German but says that she sounded too butch.
There was a bizarre email, which came in. Basically this fella was in the Hard Rock Cafe in Manchester with his girlfriend on Sunday night when they noticed the Neville brothers with Posh and Becks. The fella and his girlfriend left before Vickys' table was served and his girlfriend wanted to know what they had for dinner. They all had nacho's to start off with. Victoria had a chicken burger for her main course as did Gary and Phillip and she can't remember what David had. Chris says it was whatever she told him to have. Chris says that she likes going to posh places like the Ivy and he would never get in there. Vicky comes back and says of course he would cos he looks like he could eat lots. This makes Chris say that hes lost a lot of weight and says How Dare You.
Vicky has an early birthday present for Chris. She says that it's something hes always wanted. Will says surely you can't fit 2 Americans in a shower in a small box. She got him a toy Porsche Boxster. Chris says if he mentions Porsche enough, he might get a free one. Chris reminds Vicky last time she was on the show that she complained that she didn't get freebies. She's says he doesn't have that problem anymore. There was a report that Vicky liked drinking Liebfraumilch so she got a whole crate of the stuff free.
He asks her about Footballers Wives and she thinks it's so funny and Chardonnay with her burning breasts. Dave asks her questions that he has written: -
How is Brooklyn? He is 2 1/2 and is still lovely
There has been a lot of speculation about David moving, where would he like to go? She says she knows nothing about football. Chris mother wants tickets to see Man Utd vs Leeds and Vicky says she will get them for her. Email from Alex about the tampon commercial and he got lots of free tampons. He says that his voice was camp on the phone during the opening of the speakers yesterday, which he says, that means he is gay and should come out. Chris says though it might look like it at the moment with him watching This Morning and being excited that Liza Minelli is coming back, he unfortunately for Alex is heterosexual. Lizzie says that he will be asking Dave to tape him Ballykissangel next. Chris says he forgot to ask Dave for Geri Yoga. Dave says it isn't his it's his girlfriends. Chris comes back and says he remembers when he had a girlfriend cue our tune music.
Chris We used to live together, take walks in the park
Dave You never walked anywhere, you used to get a cab to Safeway's
Will you took her to the pub
Chris shut up, shut up will you, I used to leave little notes round the house... little things like wash these for us, tidy this up and I met her family and her friends just the once obviously they always seem to be busy when I wanted to see them again.
Will you pushed her down a hole at one point
Chris no she fell down a hole
Will so you say?
Chris was badly bruised and she was alright so I went to Leeds for the weekend. We shared so many great times now im just a single lonely man. I look back on those things that I will never do again with my ex: ill never pay for us to go on holiday, pay for all the food, pay all the bills, bloody hell im gonna be worth a fortune then, only joking.
Vicky is going out for dinner tonight with her friends. David is playing tonight for Man Utd so wont be there but will be taping footballers wives. Victoria sings lives but it seems like the backing singers seem to be doing all the work. After the news at Chris will talk to her about her book.
Vicky says Hey Baby is Brooklyn's favourite song at the moment. Chris has a list of Vicky's likes and dislikes and wants to know whether they are true or not.
Likes: Fish Restaurants
Dislikes: Fast Food
Likes: Salty Things
Dislikes: Creamy Things
Next are David's answers to Victoria's Secrets
Does She Snore: Only when she is really tired
Chris got Lizzie to go and buy Victoria's book. Chris has said he has skimmed through it and saw a story about how they went to a gay bar and all the men were after David. Chris mentions that his friend has been barred from the gay place they go to because he brings too many straight people in with him.
Page 334 of the book the presenter chris Moyles can be very sarcastic, when he interviewed me and Dane a couple of weeks earlier by chance his parents were visiting the studio. Anyway we were doing the interview and I said to him on air now don't forget chris if you are nasty to me im going to tell your mummy and his mum was so sweet and gave me a cuddle and everything and she and his dad had bought me a bunch of flowers but throughout our campaign he'd always have been very supportive and just before our performance in Painton he had a little interview with us. He said if you all went out and bought the single, next year he would do the show naked. It must be admitted that this wasn't much of an incentive, hes not called big belly for nothing.
Chris asks whether she has an audio book of it but she says no and Chris offers to read a bit from it if she goes round and puts the headphones on. Chris reads a section about David's car obsession. He has Aled, Lizzie and Scottie to read sections of the book. Vicky laughs at Scottie and says he sounds like an actor in Byker Grove. Chris asks whether the house at the end of their drive has been sold at such an extortionate price. Vicky says what kind of a monkey would buy it and Dave says a rich monkey. Chris asks when he can go out for dinner and Vicky says whenever he has a girlfriend. Dave says that will be in 2005 then. Chris asks whether he can take Brooklyn out for his first pint. Vicky said that he would be a bad influence on him.
Chris asks about a Spice Girls reunion but Vicky says not now but probably at some point. They haven't officially split up. A greatest hits is probably on the cards. Chris asks whether she would like to do a duet with one of the other spice girls. Vicky says no way as she is out now and she has something to prove. Chris asks whether she is going to go on tour and she says maybe if the next album is successful. 11th February the single is out but it will be against DB Boulevard so it wont have a chance. Vicky says that Chris would be a good voiceover artist. Chris mentions that she is doing an online chat right now. Vicky says that she doesn't want questions on footballers wives, popstars, football questions so the chat I reckon will be very short then.
Chris previews the nights scheduling and someone emailed to Chris about a clip from Sarah HB's show. What the emailer had done was sent a joke name in instead of his own to see whether she would read it out. He didn't make it obvious. It was meant to be Iam Cripp and it was meant to say I Am Crap. I have just found it was our very own moderator Chris Harris who sent this in so well done and STEVOTRASH WILL REMIX is slammed for being poor Simpson's impressions without mentioning his name because they thought it was crap.
1. Ja Rule feat Eschante Douglas - Always On Time
2. Safri Duo - Played Alive (The Bongo Song)
3. Enrique Iglesias - Hero
4. Linkin Park - In The End
5. Alicia Keys - Fallin
6. DB Boulevard - Point Of View
7. A - Nothing
8. Basement Jaxx - Romeo
9. A1 - Caught in the Middle
10. Alien Ant Farm - Movies
11. Destiny's Child - Independent Women (Part One)
12. Dilated Peoples - Worst Comes To Worst
13. Bubba Sparxx - Lovely
14. Dido - Here With Me
15. Mary J Blige - Dance With Me
16. Puddle Of Mud - Control
17. Daniel Beddingfield - Gotta Get Thru This
18. Victoria LIVE Mind Of Its Own
19. Snoop Dogg & Dr Dre - The Next Episode
20. No Doubt feat Bounty Killer - Hey Baby
21. Limp Bizkit - Take A Look Around (Theme from M.I.2)
22. Jay-Z - Girls, Girls, Girls
23. Blu Cantrell - Hit Em Up Style (Oops)
24. Goldtrix feat. Andrea Brown - Trippin (its love)
25. Outsidaz feat. Ra Digga & Mel Blatt - Im Leaving
Chris is top of the tea table again and tightwad Will is bottom. Chris watched the Office last night and wants to hate it but likes it. Dave had a 10pm dilemma as the repeat of last Tuesdays Footballers Wives was on ITV2 at the same time. Chris accidentally watched the Channel 5 show about the Lovers Guide. He trails Victoria Beckham and she will be singing in the live lounge, which came as a shock to Chris. Front page of today's Sun is the guy who got hit by the coin by Jamie Carragher. Although Chris questions the truth. Dave's haircut needs cut as it looks like a porcupines arse while he trains. The 3 boys went training without Lizzie. Lizzie is having a negative hair look today. She wants hair extensions and Chris says that he will give £100 if Lizzie shaves her hair off.
So the Jamie Theakston juggernaut is still on. The Sun blames Jamie for everything that former djs have done. The Sun lists all the sleazy disc jockeys down the years under the headline as The Radio 1 Rogueshow. Chris tells the papers to leave off him, as he can't even get one woman let alone three. Chris feels left out because him and Coxy aren't on the list. Chris wants to rob an off licence and give all the drink to poor homeless people. Will suggests he would become the Robin Hood of Radio 1. Chris doesn't want to be known as that.
Jon Culshaw is on the phone from what sounds like a quiet pub with a Guess Who, which turns out to be celebrity couple Liam Gallagher and Nicole Appleton. Jon says that he was monkey walking. Chris missed Eastenders last night and Dave and Will tell him bizarrely what happened.
Chris talks about today's This Morning and the game that replaced Midday Money called Bunny Money. There was a lady from Doncaster on who gave some classic wrong answers. Here are some of them: -
If you were on the Golden Gate Bridge, Which city would you be in? She replied Dallas
What are 5 times 5? She said 10
Where would you wear a cravat? She replied a wedding
This weekend is an exclusive Scorpions weekend on Radio 1 spoof trail.
Oprah is 48 (stone) and Tony Blackburn is 49. One of Dave's heroes is 57 today, which is Magnum star Tom Selleck. Matt in Liverpool sends in email about the rogueshow article, why don't Dave Pearce, Chris and Sara Cox go to health club and the headline would be Chris and Dave with Cox out in Health Club. Dave tells of his love of the Magnum show.
Victoria joins them on the show at 4:10pm where she will perform her new single in the live lounge. She has been doing what she feels comfortable with now. It's out Valentines week. Victoria says that she can smooch with Chris on the dance floor. Dave says if David is there, there will be murder on the dance floor. Don't mention the skinny skanky woman in front of her Chris retorts. She says that she has done a version of this in French. Chris laughs at her and says that someone is bound to ask her loads of questions in French. She tried it in German but says that she sounded too butch.
There was a bizarre email, which came in. Basically this fella was in the Hard Rock Cafe in Manchester with his girlfriend on Sunday night when they noticed the Neville brothers with Posh and Becks. The fella and his girlfriend left before Vickys' table was served and his girlfriend wanted to know what they had for dinner. They all had nacho's to start off with. Victoria had a chicken burger for her main course as did Gary and Phillip and she can't remember what David had. Chris says it was whatever she told him to have. Chris says that she likes going to posh places like the Ivy and he would never get in there. Vicky comes back and says of course he would cos he looks like he could eat lots. This makes Chris say that hes lost a lot of weight and says How Dare You.
Vicky has an early birthday present for Chris. She says that it's something hes always wanted. Will says surely you can't fit 2 Americans in a shower in a small box. She got him a toy Porsche Boxster. Chris says if he mentions Porsche enough, he might get a free one. Chris reminds Vicky last time she was on the show that she complained that she didn't get freebies. She's says he doesn't have that problem anymore. There was a report that Vicky liked drinking Liebfraumilch so she got a whole crate of the stuff free.
He asks her about Footballers Wives and she thinks it's so funny and Chardonnay with her burning breasts. Dave asks her questions that he has written: -
How is Brooklyn? He is 2 1/2 and is still lovely
There has been a lot of speculation about David moving, where would he like to go? She says she knows nothing about football. Chris mother wants tickets to see Man Utd vs Leeds and Vicky says she will get them for her. Email from Alex about the tampon commercial and he got lots of free tampons. He says that his voice was camp on the phone during the opening of the speakers yesterday, which he says, that means he is gay and should come out. Chris says though it might look like it at the moment with him watching This Morning and being excited that Liza Minelli is coming back, he unfortunately for Alex is heterosexual. Lizzie says that he will be asking Dave to tape him Ballykissangel next. Chris says he forgot to ask Dave for Geri Yoga. Dave says it isn't his it's his girlfriends. Chris comes back and says he remembers when he had a girlfriend cue our tune music.
Chris We used to live together, take walks in the park
Dave You never walked anywhere, you used to get a cab to Safeway's
Will you took her to the pub
Chris shut up, shut up will you, I used to leave little notes round the house... little things like wash these for us, tidy this up and I met her family and her friends just the once obviously they always seem to be busy when I wanted to see them again.
Will you pushed her down a hole at one point
Chris no she fell down a hole
Will so you say?
Chris was badly bruised and she was alright so I went to Leeds for the weekend. We shared so many great times now im just a single lonely man. I look back on those things that I will never do again with my ex: ill never pay for us to go on holiday, pay for all the food, pay all the bills, bloody hell im gonna be worth a fortune then, only joking.
Vicky is going out for dinner tonight with her friends. David is playing tonight for Man Utd so wont be there but will be taping footballers wives. Victoria sings lives but it seems like the backing singers seem to be doing all the work. After the news at Chris will talk to her about her book.
Vicky says Hey Baby is Brooklyn's favourite song at the moment. Chris has a list of Vicky's likes and dislikes and wants to know whether they are true or not.
Likes: Fish Restaurants
Dislikes: Fast Food
Likes: Salty Things
Dislikes: Creamy Things
Next are David's answers to Victoria's Secrets
Does She Snore: Only when she is really tired
Chris got Lizzie to go and buy Victoria's book. Chris has said he has skimmed through it and saw a story about how they went to a gay bar and all the men were after David. Chris mentions that his friend has been barred from the gay place they go to because he brings too many straight people in with him.
Page 334 of the book the presenter chris Moyles can be very sarcastic, when he interviewed me and Dane a couple of weeks earlier by chance his parents were visiting the studio. Anyway we were doing the interview and I said to him on air now don't forget chris if you are nasty to me im going to tell your mummy and his mum was so sweet and gave me a cuddle and everything and she and his dad had bought me a bunch of flowers but throughout our campaign he'd always have been very supportive and just before our performance in Painton he had a little interview with us. He said if you all went out and bought the single, next year he would do the show naked. It must be admitted that this wasn't much of an incentive, hes not called big belly for nothing.
Chris asks whether she has an audio book of it but she says no and Chris offers to read a bit from it if she goes round and puts the headphones on. Chris reads a section about David's car obsession. He has Aled, Lizzie and Scottie to read sections of the book. Vicky laughs at Scottie and says he sounds like an actor in Byker Grove. Chris asks whether the house at the end of their drive has been sold at such an extortionate price. Vicky says what kind of a monkey would buy it and Dave says a rich monkey. Chris asks when he can go out for dinner and Vicky says whenever he has a girlfriend. Dave says that will be in 2005 then. Chris asks whether he can take Brooklyn out for his first pint. Vicky said that he would be a bad influence on him.
Chris asks about a Spice Girls reunion but Vicky says not now but probably at some point. They haven't officially split up. A greatest hits is probably on the cards. Chris asks whether she would like to do a duet with one of the other spice girls. Vicky says no way as she is out now and she has something to prove. Chris asks whether she is going to go on tour and she says maybe if the next album is successful. 11th February the single is out but it will be against DB Boulevard so it wont have a chance. Vicky says that Chris would be a good voiceover artist. Chris mentions that she is doing an online chat right now. Vicky says that she doesn't want questions on footballers wives, popstars, football questions so the chat I reckon will be very short then.
Chris previews the nights scheduling and someone emailed to Chris about a clip from Sarah HB's show. What the emailer had done was sent a joke name in instead of his own to see whether she would read it out. He didn't make it obvious. It was meant to be Iam Cripp and it was meant to say I Am Crap. I have just found it was our very own moderator Chris Harris who sent this in so well done and STEVOTRASH WILL REMIX is slammed for being poor Simpson's impressions without mentioning his name because they thought it was crap.
